#my goddamn children??????

[umblrspectrum]

the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End acting like an entitled toddler is the funniest thing

[thatneoncrisis]

would harrow baby trap Gideon

i cannot stress enough that there isnt a power in the known universe that would get harrow to make a baby with her fucking body let alone to keep some broad in her life. shed lock gideon in a bathroom saw style before it came to that

[potatoesarecheese]

I refuse to believe that bruce is a bad dad. I don't care how good the art, the story, the drama-- if a comic makes bruce a bad dad, I'm not reading it

you can't make me

[snackugaki]

one orrrr

two?

[triglycercule]

horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs

i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food

you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)

[ivyithink]

so i’ve finished “mo du”

so, i’ve read “mo du” and it finished me

fei du’s mug! (a gift from luo wenzhou, obviously)

[qcomicsy]

Do I find Damian incredible annoying? Yes Will I fight every single motherfucker who resumes his entire character to violent and 'bad'? Also Yes.

[brennbug]

Just watched world heroes mission and… nobody could slip my man a crisp $20??

[juvellianbombus]

It’s pancake day at the Valley Elder household!!

Things I wanted to draw but just didn’t have the patience:

Pancake landing on the moth’s head or getting stuck on the ceiling (where have we seen that before??)

The moth just absorbs the pancakes through the light in their chest

[historia-vitae-magistras]

Arthur as Matt's parent is so funny because when discussing them with humans he's trying so hard to make them all sound respectable even now. And he fails.

One child can be discussed as a NASA engineer and astronaut, one is baked, one is a wildlife rehabilitation veterinarian and one is probably a neurosurgeon. Arthur's struggling so much like "He's a conch of a lad.... And plays hockey sometimes?"

Zero ambition. Mediocre Williams. His only goal is to get some sleep. The only high scores he has to his name are two kinds of body counts. He hasn't produced organic serotonin in 60 years. Yes, King, give us absolutely nothing. Fucking loser. I love him so much.

[foldingfittedsheets]

So my dad got me this coaster. It’s a fucking delight, and it has never once failed to get a laugh out of guests. Including a friends five year old who saw it and burst out laughing.

All the adults in the room laughed too. Nervously. She said, “What a funny cat face!” And we all sighed out. But her mom is an honest and straightforward lady. So when the girl asked, “What does it say?” She didn’t lie or prevaricate.

She read it aloud. The child digested the words and then started laughing uproariously. “Lesbians eat what?!” she crowed. We all looked at her mom who shrugged and we tried to move past the moment.

But like many children she had her hooks in the joke and repeated it for several minutes. She was riding the endorphin high of our initial laugh and was determined to wring it for all it was worth.

Finally her mom said, “Okay. So this means something different than you think. I’m going to explain this joke to you so that you understand why we think it’s funny, but to you it can just be a funny cat.”

And then we all sat there through a moment of A+ deeply uncomfortable parenting as she started with adults having intimate relations then walked through oral sex, euphemisms, and sexual orientation.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

The worst changes Peter Jackson et al made in the LotR movies were actually these:

Samwise doesn't get his box of soil and mallorn nut from Galadriel.

Sam and Rosie don't move into Bag End at the end of the movie.

[melon2109]

MISMAG IS GETTING A NEW SEASON

I THOUGHT THE NEW SEASON WAS JUST GOING TO BE THE LIVE SHOWS BUT OH MU GOD

D20 YOU ARE SO GOOD TO ME😭💜💜💜

[hesgomorrah]

every time i see someone make the "trapper didn't leave a note" argument i lose 5 years off my life fr

[spocksgotemotions]

my mom tried to baby trap me … with my sister’s baby. She said maybe my plans had fallen apart and changed so I could keep living at home and help take care of my sister’s baby. My sister. Who lives an hour and a half away.

[unsurebazookacore]

hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen

well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen

GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:

A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER

C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT

D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)

LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN

THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE

"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS