#my fucking manager bro.

[lkluvsu]

woah. xavi confirmed for next season means gavi WILL play under him again in 2024…. oh i’m sick (but in a good way)

[puppppppppy]

act 4 :(

@chipper-smol and i came to a realization

[mrmeepsmadmind]

starscream has normal reactions

no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!

[mmmairon]

smash bros taunting emote

[guqin-and-flute]

Mingjue strikes me as the type of guy to not offer up information about his sexuality/sex life in general but also doesn't consider it something to hide (and just doesn't care enough to.) Partly because he thinks it's stupid that people think it's their business at all and partly because he doesn't see it as shameful. He's got so much other shit going on and he's not gonna live forever, he's definitely not wasting time on worrying what Sect Leader Yao thinks of who he invites into his bed.

But people see him speaking out against Jin Guangshan's degeneration and the general Jin Vibe of opulence and indulgence, they assume that means he classes all """deviant""" sexuality in that category, and his reputation as being so rule and honor code abiding they assume he will agree as passionately with all of society's mores (re: homosexual encounters) and just assume he's strictly straight and discount any rumors that he isn't.

'Sleep with a man? Chifeng-zun? You must be joking.'

Meanwhile Mingjue is like, 'What? Yeah, we did. Can we get back to what we were doing, now? I couldn't give less of a shit and you're wasting my time.'

And still people would be like, 'Man, I don't know where these rumors are coming from!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'

[yellowocaballero]

SAKURAGAKURE IS FUCKING,,,,,,,,,,,DONE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

It's actually really infrequent for me to have stories that I've worked on for longer 3 months or so, much less a few years. New Wave was one of them, and Sakuragakure is the other - I think I first came up with the idea in 2020ish, decided it was unwritable, wrote a short story that went nowhere because it was unwritable, and then came back much later and decided to make it writable. I have pushed HARD this past month to finish it because I wanted to get it out in time for pride month.

Like New Wave, it is several things, but it is in part a love letter to little girls deserved much better than their narrative. And to the insanely mentally ill twenty somethings who accidentally committed to teaching them how to commit the murders they deserve.

'You Call This A Utopia?!' will be up Friday (if I can think of a summary in time) and Monday (if I cannot).

[dukeofqueers]

Ser Fel, the Chimera Knight or Unmoored Knight

i love my arisen who was so cringe and fail that he got removed from his own world. get ratio’d by the Endless Cycle idiot

Thora, the other Arisen in the nihilism meme belongs to @missszena​ <3

in game featuring his pawn Leoris

[shrekgogurt]

okay so when I used to live in the same city as my friends we went to trivia every week which I organized and was originally started because of my birthday

now they all (all!!!!!) live in a different city to the north and I live in a different city to the south and they’re coordinating doing trivia every week again FOUR HOURS away from me and it makes me want to walk into a river and stay there

[nsfwitchy2]

I was so confused why the salon owner sent a text into the group chat basically telling us to high tail it outta dodge once all the animals left

And then I remembered like. The hurricane coming.

[xshimaeraxx]

:grabs a megaphone:

THE CUPBROS WOULD TOTES DRESS UP AS KING DICE & THE DEVIL FOR HALLOWEEN AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS DEVILDICE SAW IT, THEY’D 100% DRESS UP AS THE CUPBROS FOR HALLOWEEN THEMSELVES

:turns off megaphone: siri send tweet

[vampyriix]

im making an rt figure and the second i added the fucking hair it immediately looked like him 😭

[moeblob]

Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.

And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.

[tomatoshapedstars]

on today's episode of how many times can I change Comet's design without ever settling on one! primarily starscream doodles.

[jrueships]

im going into my new work tomorrow, first time ever😐

[mylittleredgirl]

starting any new medication with intended or unintended mental effects is so weird. it’s not exactly like waking up with a whole new brain but it definitely feels like my mind got reformatted. this latest nervous system one is doing some what it’s supposed to physically (thank god) but it’s definitely doing… something to my thinking patterns and emotional responses. i’m not sure what. it has some overlap with the symptoms of an early manic upswing in the sense that the “regard for consequences” segment of my brain is sending an out-of-office message, so i thought it was that at first, but that’s definitely not it. but. something.

[mongooseundertheporch]

[......... currently in the bathroom trying to get ice cream out of my hair] [what if I fucking throw myself into the sun]