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"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

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normal human man and big hammer guy

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yay :D

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Sewer man (terrible quality my bad but I guess we can call in atmospheric?) ; made on magma, yet again

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.

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catching up with puppet history and wow ryan really needs to learn to stop accepting Substances from Suspicious Creatures

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Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

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Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:

Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?

Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....

The music:

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“will graham is just a sad poor guy who was manipulated by hannibal lecter-“ BOOOOO!!!!! BORING!!!!!!! MY will graham enjoys KILLING and MAIMING because he’s a SICK FREAK

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

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opens own blog and searches "normal" just to prove how normal my blog is

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can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

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I do this shit for 4 likes

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