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Look, Baz has done a lot of insanely questionable things over the course of his short life, but letting Simon drive on the fucking highway the same day he started teaching him to drive is UP THERE.
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see that's what happens when you don't play carabao caoimhin in the carabao cup. alisson is the bearer of the curse now. shit situation for all involved. think about that slot
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preparing for reading this fic like it’s a romantic evening in, I’m making a special meal in the actual oven and I’m gonna wear my favourite outfit (my pyjamas) and dim the lights and put on music I might even pour a glass of wine
someone’s getting laid this evening and it’s my favourite fictional character
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Had a friend in middle school going through a breakup ask me "why do people say they'll love you forever if they don't mean it?" and I said something like "I think people mean it when they say it, but then people change" but all I was thinking was "girl we're in 8th grade"
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if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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dude not to brag but I’m cooking on my COBB and it’s gon be delicious
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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014
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okay so when I used to live in the same city as my friends we went to trivia every week which I organized and was originally started because of my birthday
now they all (all!!!!!) live in a different city to the north and I live in a different city to the south and they’re coordinating doing trivia every week again FOUR HOURS away from me and it makes me want to walk into a river and stay there
#every time I think about it it makes me wanna cry#and I feel like an island#and unloved lol#how does it feel to be living MY dream#sorry for sad posting but I’ve been really struggling since the last couple moved up there from our original shared town#which was a more manageable distance away#and that couple would host things a lot that we could all travel to once we began peeling off for home#it really really fucking sucks because I LOVE my hometown which I moved back to#and I’ve been avoiding our online shared space because they keep posting about irl hangs there#they’re just ALL from the other corner of the state#and we met in college in the middle#bro FUCK this shit#and no one in the fandom lives here either#bitching and moaning to ring in the new year#I have my siblings at least#and my partner#but I want my friends#and trivia was like ME ya know????#feels like a slap in the face even though I know they don’t mean it#one of them follows me on here#pretend you don’t see this lol
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COBB 2025 Sign-ups are open!
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Just a reminder of the FAQ and rules if you are unfamiliar with this event before signing up! And here is the schedule.
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first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go
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