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pussy corrosive and pussy explosive is just what the doctor just prescribed a dose of this pussy is noxious but pussy enticing keeps you motivated while you slice it and dice it this pussy pernicious and pussy so evil pussy logged on to club penguin and bin weevils pussy abrasive and pussy combustible pussy is honest and loyal and trustable !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❂♫✿ღ❂♫✿ღ
#rx.yap#lyrics#4lung#4lung is PEAK#FOREVER PEAK!!!#in comparison to the penis serious penis delirious#i can quote these both with ease#my flex ever#why not put it in the tags too#pussy corrosive and pussy explosive#is just what the doctor just prescribed a dose of#this pussy is noxious but pussy enticing#keeps you motivated while you slice it and dice it#this pussy pernicious and pussy so evil#pussy logged on to club penguin and bin weevils#pussy abrasive and pussy combustible#pussy is honest and loyal and trustable
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your headcanon abt peppino performing while he cooks reminded me of that scene in kiki’s delivery service where the chef guy does a cool spin with baking pans solely to impress kiki’s cat
peppino’s in the kitchen with brick and he’s like check THIS out. does a sick pizza flip or smth. brick’s like :O!!!
hes so talented !
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#peppino#brick the rat#brick#arts#mine#answered#i had this on my mind ever since u first sent this#its sooo cute#hes got really REALLY good hand eye coordination and control#and he doesnt really ever get a reason to flex that heehee#hes a good juggler too; lots of nifty hand tricks#and hes good w sleight of hand stuff#hes a talented lil performer#brick is VERY entertained <3#also i feel like its not immediately apparent#but hes working the oven for most of the day#so its just very hot in there which is why hes a little Pink
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Day 177: KANNA HALLOWEEN DOODLES PART 1 (pretend it's Halloween still) (it's a working title)
#your turn to die#yttd#kanna kizuchi#shin tsukimi#a kanna a day#my post#my art#i didn't forget what i promised!! well ok i did but then i remembered so it's fine#i was originally planning on posting all of them together in one post but then my huge brain flexed an epic idea#that i can make it several posts#cus i wanna draw them all but i received a lot so you lot will have enough content for dayyyss#idk i losty train of thought#f naf movie came out more than a year ago do u ever think about that
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I know we all compare Alucard to a cat (rightfully so, the resemblance is uncanny) but have yall ever had a dachshund? Those adorable little shits are so clingy to the point where they want to crawl into your skin (and even that probably wouldn’t combat their clinginess)
I've never owned a dachshund
However
That sounds exactly like Alucard so
Hellsing au where everything is the same except Baskerville is a dachshund
#he has the privilege of being slightly bigger than a normal dachshund.#hellsing#alucard#ask response#i know that this isn't what you were asking for anon#and I completely agree#but consider#an even worse idea#in French we say#tel chien tel maître#shitpost#my art#i love drawing animals#bc it was the only thing I ever drew until I was like 11#so I maxed those stats since I was 3 and now I'm just wicked good at drawing animals#want to hear me flex?#i know how horses work
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anya forger, meme queen
#my art#spy x family#sxf#sxf fanart#spy x family fanart#anya forger#artists on tumblr#fanart#digital art#please enjoy these#i spent way too long on them but#THE FIRST ONE IS MY FAVORITE#THANK YOU LOID MONEYBAGS FORGER#shes definitely trying to flex on damian#but its all $1 bills#anya is the best character ever
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you win some, you lose some (friends and teammates)
Cynthia: What have you got there?
Gene, waltzing into the Sinnoh League office to register like 4 boxes of new shinies to his Pokedex: some potato fries 🚶♂️
#oceandi arts#generic protagonist#the aRRRc#blueberry the gengar#noodle the typhlosion#rotom phone#abra#and too many others to name KJFHSDKJF#it occurred to me as I was doing the backgrounds that I had accidentally made a whole panel just flexing my PLA shinies#in an attempt to 1) make gene feel a bit better and 2) justify using shiny hisuian forms in the future if I ever do that WHEEZE
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Arms.
#ok i am not good at gifs#this is like my third gifset ever#but#no one was talking about Arms so i had to do it#also not to be dramatic but if i dont see beatrice flexing in s3 i will die#also hope we have a sleeveless camila at some point#warrior nun#warrior nun season 2#ava silva#sister beatrice#sister dora#sister lilith#alba baptista#kristina tonteri young#sadiqua bynum#lorena andrea
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220515 MONSTA X at KPOP.FLEX ✧ KIHYUN
#mx7net#monsta x#kihyun#yoo kihyun#kpop flex#*ambiv.gif#📍#📷#this is a long overdue solo gifset for ki since the minhyuk one i posted in may :') he was not my bias then... but times have changed...#theres no way this footage wouldve been so stable if he was at the time... (neither my heart nor mind is ever stable who am i kidding)
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Little Halaema piece
#it fuggin wimdy#i started doing a complex background but gave up#started making it had a breakdown bon appetit typa shit#also yeah he's just flexing the bow without the arrow sue me#halaema is jsut so pretty#ugh my first ever dnd chara#he's so silly#digital art#illustration#art#oc art#oc art dump#dnd oc
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I’m gonna say it once real clear so I have a post to refer back to the moment it happens again (cause it will). I don’t give a fuck about any other reader on a personal level when I am reading a book. I don’t care who you are, where you’re from, the people who claim you, the degrees you hold and in what subject. Not a damn. When I’m discussing the book, I am discussing the things the author wrote in the book. When I am discussing characters, your personal life experiences or cultural “expertise” factor 0% into my analyses except as an addendum to my thoughts if it matches what the novel or author has already said. That means that I will not automatically bow to a reader just because they claim to be Asian in general or Chinese specifically (cause I’ve had people try to flex with both, before). I am just as capable of reading and thinking on my own, and mxtx is just as capable of conveying what she wants us to understand from her story without the “cultural translators” acting as the unwanted, unasked for middleman. Especially when that middleman is directly arguing against what the book tells me. Heritage isn’t a “get out of jail free” card for intentionally shitty analysis and willful illiteracy.
So no, I’m not entertaining your argument that a child abusing character is just fine and dandy cause “I’m Chinese, my parents beat first and ask questions later and that’s called love 🤪” You’re Asian? You’re Chinese? So what? The author is also Chinese and disagrees with you. I also have Chinese friends who’d disagree with you. Are they less Asian than you? Do they not count because they don’t confirm your self-interested generalizations? Newsflash: Chinese people are not a monolith, and the continent of Asia definitely isn’t. Unlike in this cursed fandom, most people irl can think for themselves.
I can tell you one thing, though: mxtx damn sure didn’t write any of her novels so that a particular group of Asian diaspora readers can run to a majority-white fandom to play “cultural translator” about how “inherently abusive” Chinese culture is to a round of hehe hahas at their own expense. And for what? White validation? Western approval? Over a web novel??? Does that not sound demented to you? Is that not the definition of self-hate?
#the reason i don’t ever bring up my expertise as a flex#or bring up who i know and where they come from#is because i respect my own self and my analysis skills#and i also respect *my friends*#because i know good and damn well that if my white friends#trotted me out any time they wanted to defend a pos character who happened to be black#that my role in the fandom is to act as ‘cultural translator’ to a bunch of white people for the sake of confirming#the stereotypes they hold about *my* people and *my* culture?#we would be enemies#i wish some of y’all had that same self-respect#but when you look at the material i guess it makes sense#this may get me hate but i really need y’all to look at this and know it#y’all will NOT harass me over a fictional character because *you* 🫵 don’t respect the chinese creator#enough to accept that she is staunchly OVERTLY against child abuse#i have nothing to prove and if i was the only one left saying it guess I’ll be one against the mob
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Cooking my own food between projects pt.2
Pt 1 feat Tycoon and Buffa
And context on the rambling tags of this past post lol
#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#kr geats#kamen rider na-go#lies of p#lop#crossover au#wip#ace ukiyo#neon kurama#volfe siblings u look different lol#imagine na-go flexing her human points by dramatically playing nichiyoubi no noraneko on dgp hotel piano#also those are the cutest foxes i'll ever draw in my entire career#geats' helmet is so peak i just made it stalker style sdfghjkl#i kinda feel like rolling back to tycoon and buffa to improve their quality#but notes are still the same so i'd rather move forward#'polux the res is so small i can't read ur notes' check alt caption i rewrote them there#currently waiting neowiz to cook more lop lore especially regarding to the arm of god so i can apply on geats lkjhgfd
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Grinds my teeth to dust…. i wish touch didnt have so many Implications. im just trying to survive out here
#after all this i need a cuddle and a movie But who do i ask withoit them thinking im coming on to them#i need to paint a giant doomsday-guy-on-the-street-corner style sign to wear around my neck that says I AM AROMANTIC ASEXUAL#born to hug and kiss all my friends forced to stand around hands in my pockets#im scared to death of people misinterpreting my behavior or feeling uncomfortable#od be so much more relaxed like at a core of my being level if this was a nonissue#dude im desperate i might just ask the guy i almost fell asleep on tje otjet night#the ice is broken and he already knows my deal#(fantasizing about snuggling with people i like) im so fucked up ….#it’s also made way worse by tje fact that I apparently come off as very flirtatious#im playful and i love people Sorry …..#im like All or Nothing . oh my god lol#i had a friend who called me her ‘koala’ because i was constantly clinging to her#we were 7 so it was socially acceptable#99% of the time we were together i was wrapped around her legs or torso. i miss you so much sybil#the start of the end was when i innocently restrd my chin on my friend’s shoulder to watch what he was doing#and the next day someone asked me why i did that#i was like huh…? he’s my friend?#why wouldn’t i?#then i felt all weird about it And ive felt weird about it sincd#unrelated but my best friend is autistic she has misophonia and hates touch But im the misopjonia exception(real thing) AND#i’m one of the only people she hugs. straight up my biggest flex ever
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My team! Ladies <3
#i say 'ladies <3' but tbf i only have 2 male characters#himeko is my main dps i never swap her like ever#i cannit believe i get her literally the second day of playing and I GOT HER TWICE#IN A ROW#(one was on the beginning banner & the other on the standard but STILL)#AND TWO OF HER LIGHT CONE????#the game REALLY wanted me to have himeko huh#i also got silver wolf on the first 10 pull of her banner#first 5* on the event banner and its the banner character. insane.#hsr is compensating for my SHIT luck in genshin#am i flexing? absolutely.#stelle#trailblazer#himeko#silver wolf#natasha#serval landau#herta#sushang#march 7th#arlan#tingyun#honkai star rail#hsr#art#my art#xanders art#xanders haunting art#digital art#fan art
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i have an art insta now because i want a backup in case something happens to this webbed site and also because i love attention. so u can follow me there IF u want 🤸❤️
#idk how instagram works i only ever use my personal one for when i'm abroad and want to flex#i'm gonna sloooooowly really slowly upload old art there. and also cat pics probably#I'LL STILL MAINLY JUST BE HERE THO!
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“Under the light of the moon...” “We shall...” “Destroy you!!”
Call me crazy, but RoB's opening gives me the same beat as Sailor Moon's-- it’s probably the key and end note. Well that's 90's anime for you (as is our darling little 90′s anime vampire hunters)... This is the same vampire-hunting anime we're talking about, right?
. . . Because I'm not talking about Knock Turn, I don't like that thing.
Deviantart Upload Here
#Hello. I'm reuploading this because I kept getting-- uhh-- unwanted attention from certain fans of a certain show.#I normally don't do this but I reeeeally didn't like that#yeah I like the anime for this series-- the one with this boy with the sweet smiling face who's fighting evil by moonlight#that's the one right? yeah :)#please don't ever associate any of my art of those two with that other flexing-net thing thank you I am not interested#back on the subject: RoB has G o o d M u s i c#and you can say I'm reaching or whatever but I think it's a cute comparison with the music (it's just... ~90's anime~)#Mew's Art#akumajou dracula#anti netflixvania
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TSP COMMUNITY HI
I KNOW IVE BEEN GONE FOREVER BUT I MISS YOU GUYS
Pls take me back i beg of you 🙏
#ive been somewhat up and down lately#and ive been wanting to go back because i was super happy when i was here#i loved seeing people interact and draw my narry#so hi im here again#also i technically made the narratorverse with my bad bitches post idc what you say#ik#biggest flex ever#the narrator tsp#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#tsp the narrator#tsp#stanley parable narrator#narratorverse
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