#i loved seeing people interact and draw my narry

[supergnome-a]

TSP COMMUNITY HI

I KNOW IVE BEEN GONE FOREVER BUT I MISS YOU GUYS

Pls take me back i beg of you 🙏

[braisedhoney]

Subject: Medical Department Report - Crew Well-being recommended intervention Captain, The crew's growing fixation on the old man is resulting in escalating disturbances throughout the ship. Given the limitations of our current resources, I propose equipping the old man with a cane as a means of self-defense. This supplementary measure, coupled with his existing otherworldly weighted blanket of sorts, would contribute to the overall welfare and security both for just the lil old guy and the crew Not having a Baja blast here, #0003 (but for seriousness, I'm really loving and living for the interactions here in this blog. y'all are funny as hell [am I allowed to curse in here?] and also my sense of humor is so broken that I find Narrator bonking anyone who wants to harm him in an affectionate way, prolly also yelling 'back I say! back! 🤺🤺)

#0003,

you know, if you'd sent this report in even a month ago i'm sure he would have been insulted and vaguely outraged by the implication. but with how many people have been hounding him for his hand in marriage these days, i think it's a pretty good bet that anything to improve his odds of being left alone are a helluva good bet. after all, the last time he did something to provoke the simps we nearly hit two asteroids in a row. i'll bring it up (and probably draw him with one shhh) to narry the next time i see him—fingers crossed for the meme the ship's sanity that he agrees. i'm sure you're all pretty busy in medbay these days, so anything to lighten the load ;;

best wishes on your baja,

cap'n ney

(cursing is totally fine! hell i do it all the time tbh, so it's no problem. also somebody PLEASE remind me to draw him trying to fend people off with a cane once i can bc that is hilarious and i love it.)