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🎶Am I a maaaaaaaan or am I a Muppet?
(Am I a Muppet?)
If I'm a Muppet, that makes me a Muppet of a man.
(A Muppet of a man.)🎶/ly
I'm so sorry for this crap joke.😅
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#sonic movie#sonic meme#sonic shitpost#sonic fandom#funny muppet movie reference#movie reference#sonic the hedgehog fandom#sth fandom#my dumb sense of humor#my dumb humor#dumb jokes#the muppets#muppet movie#man or muppet
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>You and the gang needing to sneak into the house. >You and the gang in question.
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So my dumbass was looking for some ground beef to thaw out for later right? I pulled this ground turkey shit out thinking it was ground beef and I said “The fuck this.” I held it out far in front of my face. Squinted like an old person. Threw my head back after reading it way too fuckin fast. And yelled “CAROLINIE!” So confidently. Then took a second look and went “Oh fuck it’s Carolina—”😭
#my dumb thoughts#my dumbass#my dumb shit#my dumb posts#my dumb brain#hehehe#ha ha funny#hahaha#humor#haha get it#haha#hilarious#my dumb humor#broken humor#adhd brain#brain not braining#brain not working#words not wording
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#You can’t make it?#Ohhh nooo… what a shameeee…. *sinks further in my couch with my snacks and pjs*#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#dank memes#lmao#best memes#funny memes#relatable memes#humor#funny shit#haha
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Tim: so why should we select you?
Guy A: I'm rich and handsome
Dick: Bruce is literally a billionaire. are you saying you are more rich than him?
Jason: and handsome? Don't make me laugh you look worse than our family dog.
Guy A: ex-xcuse me??
Damian: you are excused. Now get out
Tim: and what about you?
Guy b: I can protect him
Damian: protect?? dad??
Dick: [scoffs] It's like saying you can protect Batman.
Guy b: but he ain't Batman though
Jason: bitch he might be
Damian: where did you even find these people Tim?
Jason: seriously? imagine saying u can protect Batman
Dick: nah bruh imagine flexing money and looks on Bruce
Tim: ok guys this is the last candidate for the day
Tim: so what makes you special?
Clark: I can cook for him
Jason:[snorts] What if you can cook for him? How can it help our Bruce?
Clark: I'm sorry I'm not as rich as him but I can cook, clean, and care for him
Dick: have you brought anything to claim your statement.
Clark:[places the pie] I brought this Kansas special apple pie-
Damian:[already on his second slice] ae-ets gsoo ghuuud
Jason, Tim, and Dick fighting for the last piece
Clark: uh..soo
Damian:[clears his throat] You are selected.
Dick: Definitely
Jason: prepare your vows
Tim: btw who recommended you? Because you have a really ordinary background
Clark: oh it was Bruce
[collective HUH from batkids]
Clark: [snickering] It was to get approved by you guys
[collective even louder HA]
Clark: [laughing] That's because we are already dating
[collectively yelling WHAT]
Clark: [changing into Superman] hate to leave like this on our first meet but Metropolis needs me
[collective screaming]
#superbat#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent#superman#superman x batman#damian wayne#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#robin#my dumb stuff#attempt at humor#dc fluff#humor#batfam#batfamily#protective batfam
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How it feels like to post on Tumblr with no mutuals :
#literally me#being desi#desi humor#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi shit posting#desi romantic academia#desi tag#desi teen#desi#desi kids#feeling alone#tumblr girls#this is a girlblog#just desi things#im just a girl#im alone#be my friend#be mine#teenagers#social media#dark academia#humor#desi dukh#desi light academia#introvert#dumb stuff that nik says<3
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Gosh I love these freaks
#fence posts#skizzleman#solidaritygaming#tangotek#jizzleman + tango#<- sorry I feel like a bitch because someone ate the leftovers of my chicken Katsu curry and I’m sad :(#anyways#love these idiots sm.. dumb babies Humor if 12 yr olds…
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He's still down there :)
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp art#qsmp fitmc#qsmp pactw#fitpac#hideduo#ezzle draws#for the past week I've just not wanted to draw humans#I started off drawing them as humans in the comic#but then I just wanted to draw them as animals instead#I hope my dumb sense of humor is funny to whoever sees this
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currently been home alone for 4 hours, take another sonic shitposting
#sonic the hedgehog#mephiles the dark#silver the hedgehog#blaze the cat#surge the tenrec#jet the hawk#charmy bee#espio the chameleon#miles tails prower#tails the fox#tangle the lemur#infinite the jackal#shadow the hedgehog#scourge the hedgehog#scourge#sonilver#jetilver#<—sorta lmao#mephinite#ngl shitpost mephinite is way different than i actually see mephinite#But i like making rlly dumb shitposts with them being clinically insane (mainly mephiles)#shitpost#This is why you dont leave me home alone i shove my awful humor in peoples dashboards
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imogen & fearne in c3e91
#critical role#cr lb#ygifs#imogen x fearne#imogearne#cr3#fearne constantly trying to shoot her shot cos hey it's the MOON thats a good reason!!!!!!#the fact that imogen keeps being like FEARNE HEY and fearne's like WE DOIN THIS? and imogen's like what#and fearne's like what this is my sense of humor this is a bit!!!#anyway I think it'd also be FUNNY if imogen called her bluff cos fearne would disintegrate it'd be a BIT#god they're just so dumb together imogen being like HERE and fearne being like AWW wait I don't need it HERE
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Reader's pussy is prepped and ready for insertion. I repeat, Reader's pussy is prepped and ready for insertion.
#the worst part is i find my sense of humor so dumb and i inflict it on everyone whether you want it or not#im coming out of my depression cycle#this is just how i do
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something something, The GodFrogther, something something (x)
#my brain has only let me make dumb art lately#*stares into mirror* is this it? is this all we can hope to achieve? is my creative future nothing but rudimentary drawings and bad puns?#frog mobster#frogster#frogs#frog#frog core#illustration#frog drawing#typography#puns#humor#artists on tumblr
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Now they’re prepared.
#my hero academia#dabi#shouto todoroki#shitpost#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#touya todoroki#i laugh at dumb things#tea kettle#fire extinguisher#humor#meme
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our lord and savior garlic bread
#Bro I can eat that shit up all day#Do NOT take my ass to a restaurant with garlic bread /j#rey rambles#meme#memes#lmao#dumb shit#lol#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#twitter memes#tumblr memes#dank memes#haha#humor#jokes#garlic#garlic bread#silly#sillyposting
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Bruce: what makes you good for my son?
Kon: what is there that I lack? I'm perfect for your son
Jason: I would say he lacks common sense
Dick[sighing]: describe why you love Tim?
Kon: he is a huge coffee addict, the Robin costume looks ugly but I guess those are the things that make him look hella attractive not to mention he has a great as-
Bruce, Damian, Jason & Dick [ready with their weapons on Kon's neck]: be careful how you finish that sentence
Kon[flying out of the window]: HE GOT A GREAT ASS
[An hour later]
Metropolis reporter: today's breaking news Batman and the Robins are chasing after Superboy while throwing profanities. Oh wait we see Red Hood let's ask him about the situation
Reporter: Red Hood what brings you all to the metropolis today?
Red Hood: oh it's just a family outing to promote tourism to Gotham not like we are trying to make Superboy disappear from the face of the earth and bury him somewhere. Now now where did our Superboy kid run off to now?
Reporter:
[In Kent house hold]
Kon: Dad...you know I love you soo much right?
Clark[sighing]: what did you do this time?
Kon: Dad you gotta protect me they are coming for me
Clark: they who?
Kon: the bat fa-
[Window breaking and batfam entering]
Kon[already using Clark as human shield]: they are here dad
Bruce: Clark stay out of this
Clark[confused]: what did he do for the whole bat family to chase after him
Damian: ask him yourself
Clark: so what did you do?
Kon[shyly grinning]: I complimented Tim's ass..
Clark: I mean I see where you are coming from..I mean Bruce also has a great ass..but that's not the point now.
Dick: guess it's time to end the whole Superman bloodline
Jason: deviation in the plan now it's both dad-son duo
Clark: Can I say something before I die?
Bruce[with kryptonite]: you may speak
Clark: Bruce I always wanted to tell you something, you look really beautiful, and last Thursday, you looked amazing in those black undies.
[Collective batfam screaming and fighting]
#superbat#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#superman x batman#timkon#tim drake#kon el#dick grayson#damian wayne#jason todd#red hood#nightwing#red robin#dc robin#attempt at humor#my dumb stuff#batfamily#batbros#protective batfam#superboy#batfam
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[Lucifer cleaning his horns]
MC: Lookin' kinda horny there sir
Lucifer:
Lucifer: seriously why are you like this
#om! mc enzo content#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me shitpost#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me humor#obey me lucifer#obey me lucifer headcanons#obey me imagines#I'm sorry this was dumb and wouldn't leave my mind but I guess they are headcanons for a reason lol#obey me mc#shitpostcifer#◇˖・゚— › cosmic obey me . ⊹
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