#my darling beloved husband

[sassysnowperson]

Tumblr culture has given me an unrealistic expectation about the average person's awareness of September by Earth Wind and Fire

[mr-malumm]

Corporate is gonna believe him this time i promise 😔🥰

[myoonmii]

star girl ⭐️

[peachsayshi]

just wanted to randomly say that you are the one who initiates the first kiss with nanami - he's a bit shy about making the first move because he doesn't want to over step, so when you lean in and peck the corner of his lips he instantly responds by reaching for your neck and returning the gesture with a direct kiss on your mouth (இ﹏இ`｡) 

[machines-art-shenanigans]

It snowed today so drew little winter Darling (I'm normal I swear)

[oceans-beloved]

Meme dump yayyy🥳✨️

(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)

[thebrainofocto]

He doesn't know any french.

Inspo:

[razzle-zazzle]

betrothal au is so funny actually. jay & cole are still beefing because of the love triangle, except cole has been engaged to skylor the whole time. chen made sure that cole and skylor's rooms are next to each other so kai has to look to the balcony on the other side of cole's to make googoo eyes at skylor. skylor unintentionally cracks kai's egg. kai sees cole and skylor doing a lil waltz in the courtyard one night and immediately joins jay in giving cole the stinkeye over lunch. chen sees cole and skylor sneaking off and gets one of his underlings to play romantic music in whatever room they go to. clouse suggests just using a love potion to ensure cole turns against the ninja but chen wants that to happen organically because he thinks it's funny/more satisfying. cole and skylor make up stupid pet names that make no sense. soap opera level drama. chen going all bridezilla for what should be his daughter's special day, bc he's chen.

it's all so funny. to me <3

[miwiromantics]

Me about jancy.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I just remembered that I never showed you guys the pretty pigeon lady I drew a while back, so here she is! Her name is Rochelle Jacobin, and she is THE drama queen <3

Watch how fast I can completely make up an entire backstory for them in the tags

[wildsaltair]

today my boss came in to help me with something and saw my Maximus computer lockscreen. I then had to download an app on my phone for the project in front of her, and she saw my phone lockscreen. also Maximus. had to pause the Gladiator soundtrack that had been playing in my headphones. my Maximus poster was on the wall beside me. I don't know if she noticed or if she was just too polite to mention that I may have a problem

[evilkaeya]

Hi have you looked at bok su go today. Now you have.

[tiredlilguy]

I can’t fucking do this anymore.

[fruitisthenewvegitable]

Hi! I’m here and I reblog a bunch of stuff, usually The Magnus Archives, The Mechanisms, Empires SMP s1, Good Omens, Ride The Cyclone, or Xena Warrior Princess if it’s fandom stuff, and occasionally make my own posts. Hope you enjoy!

I’ll probably end up updating this as I go :]

Some extra stuff:

I go by she/her/them pronouns and y’all can call me Fruit

I’m an acespec/gray-ace lesbian

I’m a minor so please no inappropriate comments made towards me

I’m an Aziraphale (without the mommy issues and religious trauma) and Constance Blackwood kinny

And some other things I’d appreciate:

Unless we’re irl friends or mutuals please don’t dm me. And please don’t take this as a personal thing, it’s just for my comfort and safety, especially because I’m a minor.

Homophobes, transphobes, terf’s, racists, sexists, dni.

And general bigotry will be met with me laughing at you, whether I tell you this or not, there will be laughter at your expense.

My side blog is @loonaluci and I tend to post almost all of my art over there

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

nothing gives me that awful not on purpose alienated feeling of "not like other girls (derogatory)" like reading the cutesy little real slice of life tidbits my fellow novelists post. "my silly little dog barked at a squirrel! as if she would know what to do with it!" I'm still grieving my recently crossed over dog who was bred to hunt boar and would politely catch and eat rabbits only when I was distracted, who was also battle arena champion of the dog park with the drug deals and street prostitutes working the parking lot. "I've baked a scrumptious old timey cake!" I'm slamming back my second protein shake of the day and eating my three egg whites. what's a roux. "Oh! I've gone back to partner dancing! So strenuous!" Me, shins covered in bruises from pole or muay thai, possibly bleeding from the mouth, who knows?: idk man I'm not sure i go here.

[hellish-heart-ships]

I’ve been inspired to find the utmost malewife of my f/os loves