#my ass is down bad

[hookliner]

him calling me good boy is so %*#+#$¥

do it again (please) see what happens (me begging)

[hai-nae]

uno reverse

[moralesfilms]

Y’ALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS???

IT’S MY BOY’S BIRTHDAY OFCCC!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILES <33

[cozylittleartblog]

worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

[jaylaxies]

reading fanfics isn’t enough i need to fuck the man

[norazingrid]

Salt hate is not acceptable (the heart is the cupioromantic flag)

[james-p-sullivan]

[flintbian]

There's a disabled angel in good omens 🥺

[only-one-brain-cell]

Carm YOU JUST MET HER

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[aweina]

Pookie oral fixation w mikey!!!!(reader has an oral fixation and just wants his cock and fingers in her mouth)

ᰔ. creamsicle : mike schmidt — nsfw under the cut !! + ft. dumbification

omg the way mike would indulge in your little obsession with having your mouth filled.

you guys would just be chilling on the couch, the same old channels blare through the muffled speakers, his fingers warmed by the heat of your tongue — dribble of sweet saliva spilling from the corners of your mouth, suckling and twirling your tongue while he idly clicks the remote like this was something normal.

mike would even scissor your mouth, catching your kitten licks between his fingers while tugging on the wet muscle gently, chuckling at your lack of protest. a dumb haze clouded your mind every time he would shove his fingers down your little throat. each sputtering gag and deep adjusting inhale gets mike hard — reminding him of how he would use your trained throat with his cock.

that’s when his pants pool around his ankles, with you immediately scrambling over his bare thighs — the sight of his swollen cock making you drool uncontrollably. you always seem to make a slobbering mess all over your flushed face and his exposed skin. coating your warm honeyed saliva between his legs, adorned with your muffled gurgling and loud suckling — your soft tongue twirling around his tip like it leaked addicting nectar, just how mike liked it.

his own little noises fall off his lips as well, sugar-coated praises sounded so hushed from his endless whimpers and groans. dribble of his own drool run down his chin, completely mind fucked from your scorching mouth. he doesn’t need to guide your head, you do it all yourself. with his hands tightly gripping on the cushions, mike looks down with hazy eyes to see you bob your head so fluently, gently petting his bare thighs to ease his quivering knees — the built-up pleasure becoming too overwhelming for mike to bear.

when his heavy load coats your mouth, you immediately suckle onto his reddened head like more of his cream-like come could ooze out — the tip of your cute little tongue profusely licking over your molars to scoop for more of his taste. the bitter salty flavor was sugary sweet on your taste buds. the way it goes down your throat gave you a warm euphoric feeling. the quake of his thighs never seems to stop even after his peak, the low grunts and sweet nothings playing like a broken record.

you look so proud too, the lewd mixture of his pearly seed and your thin saliva spread all over your cheeks and chin, topped with a cute smile. mike simply rewards you with his thumb, your used mouth chasing the digit with a darting tongue — the scrape of your teeth pinching his skin from your fastened suckling. he makes sure to sprinkle in some praises too, softly petting your chin with his longer fingers.

mike never fails to be impressed by your oral fixation because he knows this will happen the next day but in a different scenario. it could be when he comes back from a dreadful shift or when he wakes up, rubbing his tired eyes in the quiet mornings to see weird ruffling under his bed sheets — only to find you desperately tugging at his waistband with your plush cheeks rubbing against his morning wood. hell, you even tug at his calloused hands when he’s getting ready for work, peppering kisses on his palm — taking his fingertips with short little sucks before you slowly run your soft tongue over his rough skin whilst you push it past your balmy lips.

you could say it was a problem to have a brain rotting obsession like an oral fixation, but mike was an enabler. he’ll gladly fill your mouth, as long as you chase him with your pretty little tongue or desperately tug at his hands and waistband — there’s nothing like a fixation so sickly beautiful.

[b0nelessdoodles]

i keep thinking im gonna like actually finish these but that ain't happening so have some gay people

[mlybrnte]

happy birthday my princess hugh dancy

[trypo-p]

My boyfriend got me into TF2 brainrot,, and they're just Scout and I'm pretty much Sniper and he likes Sniperscout so uhhh,, hey guys did you know I love my boyfriend--

[adh-d2]

They really read Ventress' file and thought 'yep, we can take her'.

Boys. Darlings. Sweetiepies. Did you get to the parts where she:

- Walked away from a 2v1 duel with Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi?

- Single-handedly extracted a high ranking separatist prisoner from aboard a fully manned Venator (almost killing a jedi Master of the High Council in the process)?

- Survived multiple attempts on her life by a literal sith lord?

- Showed up on Coruscant, home of the Galactic Republic, by the side of Anakin Skywalker's fugitive padawan. And didn't even come close to getting caught?

I might have just developed a new headcanon where Tech was the only member of CF99 who could read.