#my ass is down bad

[hookliner]

him calling me good boy is so %*#+#$¥

do it again (please) see what happens (me begging)

[hai-nae]

uno reverse

[rayroseu]

I really appreciate the beauty of Malleus New Year's card. But most importantly, other than its gorgeousness, I also appreciate how it pays so much homage to his status and character, from the flowers, the clothes, and the setting. 🥹

We know that wisterias were prevalent in his Dorm Groovy SSR, this time its another flower which is the red plum blossom here😭❤️

In Chinese philosophy, the Plum tree’s blossom is a symbol of winter ending and a herald of spring. The tree’s pale pink blossoms are cherished because they bloom vibrantly and so bravely amidst the winter chill. They symbolise perseverance and hope, as well as, beauty thriving in adverse circumstances.

The way this flower's meaning is so matched with Malleus' character is so precious. We know he's "the herald of spring" because his birth brought forth a hope that the Draconias(or the faes in general) won't die out just yet (the ending of winter) and the fact that this flower blooms even in winter probably symbolizes the fact that when he was an egg, he was still perservering to live. This also applies to his life as he grows up. With the way even if his life is riddled with loneliness and exclusion, he makes an effort to go out and adjust himself with others, he doesn't give up even if his reality consistently places him in situation where his goals can never be achieved (that is, him being accepted socially and him being ignorant of human culture but still makes an effort to understand it), he just continues to be hopeful that someone/ some place will invite him, therefore his ability to thrive in adverse circumstances.

The way he slowly rises in this card makes me feel like it symbolizes how slow paced Malleus is "in going out/getting used to outside of his comfort zone", actually lol. He described his admission to NRC as him being nervous because its an unknown place but still hopeful for the experiences that he might get(acccording to the vignette of his GloMas SSR), just like him here rising from the snow and the way he lifts the veil which makes me think he wants to see the world outside of his country's point of view with his own eyes.

Japanese tradition holds that the Plum (or ‘ume’) is celebrated as a protective charm against evil, so the ume is traditionally planted in the northeast of the garden, the direction from which evil is believed to come.

I also read this symbolism which makes me tear up lmaooo 😭Because we know in Book 7, Briarland was invaded from northeast where the Silver Owls originated from 💀 The fact that the plum blossom is a protection flower and he's surrounded with it in this card makes me think that it symbolizes how protected he was during Briarland's era 😭and another thing to dissect from his slow rise from the snow with the fact the plum blossom signifies protection is probably the fact that he took so long to hatch despite many people caring for him.

Side note that in Malleus Bloom Birthday Groovy, it implied that he was born in daytime during a snowfall, and he was happy experiencing the winter, just like in this New Years card where he's smiling against the heavy snowfall 🥹

In Japan, plum blossoms symbolize good fortune, an auspicious flower, along with pine and bamboo, and the arrival of early spring. They are often used as the design for New Year’s greeting cards and other celebratory occasions. (And maybe this is just the likely reason why this flower is here in Malleus' card and I'm overthinking it above lol

Next thing I want to mention is his clothes, that attire reminds me of the formal outfit of a Japanese Emperor (From what I searched, its called sokutai, but what Malleus wears is much more simpler I guess, its a outfit derived from it which is called ikan.) This post is a great overview about these two outfits.

Ikan is the work clothes of nobles and government officials in the Imperial Court after the Heian period. Sokutai is a formal costume for those from the Emperor to the court nobles in and after Heian period (Heian costume). Ikan is called 'tonoi (nighttime) costume', whereas sokutai is called 'hino (daytime) costume'. (which probably references the fact that he's a night fae)

The point is, what Malleus wears in this card is a very traditional garment that only high ranking Japanese officials can wear. But what he wears isn't the clothes of an emperor yet, but just for a high ranking official, which is accurate to his status that he's still a crown prince not yet the king, because only Maleficia truly rules Briar Valley right now.

I love the decision that they made him wear such a prestigious outfit because the story of the New Years event is the characters working on customer service lol Its like his clothes is a reminder that he is still highly distinguished even if temporarily he's a worker.

Lastly the VEIL !!!!!! That's the thing that catched my eyes the most in this card lol I KNOW they're not referencing a wedding here because the veil don't look the same, but its so good not to mention that the one of the headress of a Japanese bride is called tsunokakushi and its description can be related with Malleus a lot lol.

The term is a compound of 角 (tsuno, "horn") + 隠し (kakushi, "hiding"). This derivation is listed in some sources as a reference to hiding a bride's "horns" of anger, jealousy, or other negative qualities, in order to present a more virtuous image for the wedding. However, this interpretation might be a folk etymology resulting from a shift in the reading and meaning.

The headdress and the veil aren't the same thing but I kinda feel like this is the idea they're going for considering the veil is 1) hiding his horns, 2) he's a character associated with being jealous, and most importantly, 3) only the person he is looking at can see his face (which is the point of most wedding veils/headdress, to hide the bride's face so that only her partner can see it).

But long veils, like the one Malleus is holding is also just a garment for a noble to hide their nobility. Which is this is probably the likely reason, considering he's using that veil to cover up his horns and his clothes, the most obvious features of his status.

Also, it could be just a fun reference to the fact that Maleficent in live action wore a long veil to hide her horns so that she wouldn't scare the humans lol

[cozylittleartblog]

worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

[jaylaxies]

reading fanfics isn’t enough i need to fuck the man

[norazingrid]

Salt hate is not acceptable (the heart is the cupioromantic flag)

[wickedcriminal]

Last Unicorn quote stuck out to me so I gave it to Spider-Fox

(the only person willing to be your friend and he didn't show up until long after you already lost all trust in other people)

[james-p-sullivan]

[wanderingibon]

a flock of birds, a crow family — everything aside, despite viago's frosty, stern demeanor I think both he and teia care about rook like family, in a way that goes past the pretenses of being a crow or just part of house de riva, they're literally found family to meeeeee

and while you have time, please consider finding a family on op. olive branch 🍉 and supporting / sharing their campaigns, especially the ones with low funding <3

[flintbian]

There's a disabled angel in good omens 🥺

[only-one-brain-cell]

Carm YOU JUST MET HER

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[aweina]

Pookie oral fixation w mikey!!!!(reader has an oral fixation and just wants his cock and fingers in her mouth)

ᰔ. creamsicle : mike schmidt — nsfw under the cut !! + ft. dumbification

omg the way mike would indulge in your little obsession with having your mouth filled.

you guys would just be chilling on the couch, the same old channels blare through the muffled speakers, his fingers warmed by the heat of your tongue — dribble of sweet saliva spilling from the corners of your mouth, suckling and twirling your tongue while he idly clicks the remote like this was something normal.

mike would even scissor your mouth, catching your kitten licks between his fingers while tugging on the wet muscle gently, chuckling at your lack of protest. a dumb haze clouded your mind every time he would shove his fingers down your little throat. each sputtering gag and deep adjusting inhale gets mike hard — reminding him of how he would use your trained throat with his cock.

that’s when his pants pool around his ankles, with you immediately scrambling over his bare thighs — the sight of his swollen cock making you drool uncontrollably. you always seem to make a slobbering mess all over your flushed face and his exposed skin. coating your warm honeyed saliva between his legs, adorned with your muffled gurgling and loud suckling — your soft tongue twirling around his tip like it leaked addicting nectar, just how mike liked it.

his own little noises fall off his lips as well, sugar-coated praises sounded so hushed from his endless whimpers and groans. dribble of his own drool run down his chin, completely mind fucked from your scorching mouth. he doesn’t need to guide your head, you do it all yourself. with his hands tightly gripping on the cushions, mike looks down with hazy eyes to see you bob your head so fluently, gently petting his bare thighs to ease his quivering knees — the built-up pleasure becoming too overwhelming for mike to bear.

when his heavy load coats your mouth, you immediately suckle onto his reddened head like more of his cream-like come could ooze out — the tip of your cute little tongue profusely licking over your molars to scoop for more of his taste. the bitter salty flavor was sugary sweet on your taste buds. the way it goes down your throat gave you a warm euphoric feeling. the quake of his thighs never seems to stop even after his peak, the low grunts and sweet nothings playing like a broken record.

you look so proud too, the lewd mixture of his pearly seed and your thin saliva spread all over your cheeks and chin, topped with a cute smile. mike simply rewards you with his thumb, your used mouth chasing the digit with a darting tongue — the scrape of your teeth pinching his skin from your fastened suckling. he makes sure to sprinkle in some praises too, softly petting your chin with his longer fingers.

mike never fails to be impressed by your oral fixation because he knows this will happen the next day but in a different scenario. it could be when he comes back from a dreadful shift or when he wakes up, rubbing his tired eyes in the quiet mornings to see weird ruffling under his bed sheets — only to find you desperately tugging at his waistband with your plush cheeks rubbing against his morning wood. hell, you even tug at his calloused hands when he’s getting ready for work, peppering kisses on his palm — taking his fingertips with short little sucks before you slowly run your soft tongue over his rough skin whilst you push it past your balmy lips.

you could say it was a problem to have a brain rotting obsession like an oral fixation, but mike was an enabler. he’ll gladly fill your mouth, as long as you chase him with your pretty little tongue or desperately tug at his hands and waistband — there’s nothing like a fixation so sickly beautiful.

[b0nelessdoodles]

i keep thinking im gonna like actually finish these but that ain't happening so have some gay people

[chiyana]

Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting

Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?

Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-

Bruce: -turns back around-

Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here

Tim: I just like power point presentations