#must be a fever dream

[ode2rin]

"can you see right through me?" is just so 😩😩😩 i need that tattooed in me word by word i love it so much reo is me i am reo (archer ppl rise!)

i really want to hug u (with consent) for writing my fave fic ever pls love that lyric reference of "who could ever leave me darling? but who could stay?" I AM SO IN LOVE WITH IT

i hope uni leaves u tf alone bec i need ur words 😭

(wdym tattoo that 2k worth of ramble 😭 ) as an archer girlie, i can confirm reo is us we are def reo 🤝

hug received btw ! sending u another one from me now 🫂 for your kind words :(

also! thank you for pointing that ref out i'm embarassed to say this but i was so proud of myself for coming up w that >< glad someone loved it as much as i did!!!

"i hope uni leaves u tf alone bec i need ur words" HELP SHJDHSKDJLAS i hope it does god it's driving me insane

[revvethasmythh]

I just. the mental image of your rather timid, alchemist's assistant housewife reappearing literally from the dead with a group of positively unhinged, paranoid friends and being like, "yeah these guys got me into a new line of work. chemistry's good, baby, but killing's better!" literally how are you supposed to react to that

[weird-king-eli]

just just just just

here me out

(slight spoilers for nerdy prudes must die)

wiggley this sounds cool

[itsstilltru]

I love am I wanna give him a lil kiss ><!!

he made a ladder so you could reach but he won’t admit he liked the affection

[cazzyf1]

Gifs of Niki Lauda from the film 'Top Kids' (1987)

[tenisperfection]

Unpopular opinion but the most insane things they did with Buck and Eddie’s relationship that make me ship them all happened in S5.

[youngerfrankenstein]

[sylvainahyperfixation]

this is slightly out of context im hollering

[andaniellight]

The cooing fucking killed me

[manderleyfire]

– But you did it for me. – I did it for us. No more secrets. No more lies.

Annabel Scholey and Jack Farthing in The Serial Killer's Wife (2024), dir. Laura Way

[i-swear-its-only-ironical]

I finally watched The Amazing Digital Circus (as far as it's out yet) (because of your contributions to the content of my dashboard @chaoticace2005) and...

I- you know I am no stranger to fever dream stories, it's one of my favourite genres fr, but this???

The setup is literally: what if you're isekaied into an extremely buggy children's game for all of eternity and slowly lose your sanity because your life there is devoid of all purpose hihi bye 👉😎👉

It's as if you put the Stanley parable in a blender with Sao!abridged, Don't hug me I'm scared and an objectively shitty clown school in suburbian godknowswgere and served it as a nice cocktail to a corporate party where absolutely no one wants to be. As if you slapped glitter on the void of existence and called it a nice surprise box for every age group.

Netflix marked this as comedy for people 12 and above,,,,, why do I feel the deepest most uncomfortable existential dread in my so far not-so-long life? Why does this feel like they've looked inside my head and turned all of my questions about the purpose of my life in our modern day society against me? Why is this on Netflix anyway, this show feels too real and raw for that??

Well, anyway, I love web animation series by indie studios so goddamn much. No corporate board world have gone through with a concept like that. Love it, bit scared of what watching this does to me, but love it nonetheless.

[doublejango]

for @helluvaflames plotted starter for Millie and Vox to meet

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Just because Vox was usually too busy to leave Vee tower didn't mean that he never did. There were certain things he could and would make an exception for, and hiring assassins was one of those things... not that he did it on a regular basis, but really, it was the principle of the thing. As someone who traded in everyone's data, he knew exactly how easy it was for an email or a text to be picked up by the wrong party. And with something this delicate, well... there weren't many beings capable of hacking Vox's personal encryptions, and he would almost certainly feel them the moment they began to try, but that didn't mean he wanted to risk it. So, for once, he went on an errand personally.

Dressed in a sharp navy-blue suit, beautifully tailored by Velvette, he knew he wasn't exactly low-profile; he was arguably one of the most recognizable Sinners in Pride. But maybe, maybe that was more of an issue for Pentagram City?

Maybe here in Imp City, it wouldn't be so bad...

Why the fuck am I even worrying about this? Vox wondered with an irritated little huff. What did anyone care what he did, or where he went? And he wasn't some princess bound to her tower, he was allowed to go places... and apparently, to go to those places in a very crabby state of mind.

By the time his driver dropped him off, Vox felt like biting someone. Get a grip, he told himself, smoothing his jacket. Nobody here has done you wrong, they certainly don't deserve to be snapped at. So, he kept a smile on as he wandered down the street, looking for the building...

Ah! There it was. And it was...

Nice?

Dilapidated was the word. The gentlest word, really. Dilapidated, depressing, run-down, shabby...

Don't look down on anything here. Imps are major subscribers.

Vox went in, but rather than risk the frankly questionable elevator, he cheerfully zapped himself up through the electrical network. Stepping out in a landing, he spotted the sign on the door and knocked, smiling cheerfully as he waited to see if any assassins were in today--

And as he maybe, maybe started to second-guess his life choices.

[peppertaemint]

The bts fan fixation on streaming needs to be studied. Every single week they pick a new target to pile on about their terrible streaming numbers. It's pathological at this point, which I guess makes sense because in their realm, it needs to mean something. They put so much importance on streaming, which really just pads Hybe's pockets, that they must act every day to prove to the world that what they do matters (it doesn't). It must be tiring to reprove your life's worth every day online. They must be so fragile, really.

Wait till they realize how bad for the environment constant, needless streaming is. Like, the earth is literally dying and these kids are running playlists 24/7 with the sound down. Bitcoin mining is bad for the environment. AI tech is bad for the environment. Streaming music you're not actually listening to so someone else gets paid or "clout" is bad for the environment.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[brightlotusmoon]

Trump-owned company sells shoes with image from assassination attempt

........help.

The Onion can barely keep up at this point.

Satire isn't dead, but it's been beat up a lot lately by reality.

[legendoftherisingtide]

TRUMP WAS GENDERFLUID??????!!!