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brightlotusmoon · 4 months ago

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Trump-owned company sells shoes with image from assassination attempt

........help.

The Onion can barely keep up at this point.

Satire isn't dead, but it's been beat up a lot lately by reality.

#i must laugh or I will scream #help us #this timeline is a fever dream #I'm not even sure this is the same timeline #i think we shifted realities again #mandela effect #bring back inside job #i can't at this point #i have lost my ability to can #I'm done #done atello #this is some doom patrol villain bullshit #make it stop

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kiraleighart · 2 years ago

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I decided to lean into my truth (see: chaos) and write about why I'd rather get railed by an inexperienced top than write a single Best Books Listicle.

"Basically, you can never run from The Top 10 Best Book Listicle once you know its curse exists. It Knows Where You Are. It Watches You Even When You Take A Shit."

You're either going to love or hate this article. I am so sorry.

Read:

#books #books and reading #writeblr #booklr #bookish #bookworm #business #book #book recommendations #funny #lmao #i must laugh or i will scream #books to read #writing #reading

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related #i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it #because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else #gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness #(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time #also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds #and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel #which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners #only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful #top 10 twst event moments honestly #also some delightful character consistency from jade being all #'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed

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noodl3s4dayz · 7 months ago

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ooc text memes 🤭

#ihnmaims #ted ihnmaims #ellen ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #gorrister ihnmaims #benny ihnmaims #nimdok ihnmaims #glynis!!#Any other Glynis fans in the chat #allied mastercomputer #silly #meme #these are so out of character but they made me laugh so here

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bambiali · 3 months ago

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kingslionheart · 7 months ago

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A good King relies upon good advice, Uhtred. I speak only as a man who has made mistakes before.

#me once again pushing the agenda that uhtred basically became alfred when he got older #but he probably forgot how bad he was when he was younger #i mean yeah he totally knew he wasn't very nice but i doubt he ever realised just HOW MUCH he wasn't nice #like the moment when he got upset with stiorra because she didn't want to kneel in front of edward #okay but at least she didn't scream at edward's face insulting him in front of the whole witan like YOU did with alfred #but apparently he forgot #i should make parallels of that too actually #the parallel between aethelstan's reaction and uhtred's at being told those things makes me laugh a bit #because aethelstan seems to know that what he was doing was not the right thing #while uhtred was just an arrogant idiot #michela's gifs #the last kingdom #seven kings must die #alfred x uhtred #tlk alfred #uhtred #tlk aethelstan #aethelstan #david dawson #alexander dreymon #harry gilby

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itsstilltru · 3 months ago

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I SUPPORT TED ABUSE!! Put him in a jar and have AM shake him around like the little creature he is :3

oops…

#thanks anon #this made me laugh #such violence #as he should #my art #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am ihnmaims #ted ihnmaims #tedam #am #evil computer #slug ted

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chiquilines · 3 months ago

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I have compeltely lost it🥳

#not even watermarking these i dont want to be associated with them #WHY do i always have to pull a rarepair out my ass #shokohime is a beloved classic that actually makes sense why must i rebuke it #(i dont rebuke it i just like them better for no reason)#idk i was watching a yuki edit with the 'all she eat is dick *loud correct ding*' audio #and suddenly my gut said that is NOT right #and i was like wdym gut?#and shokos face flashed through my mind with the force of one thousand suns #so yeah. i fucked myself over #not even gonna pretend other people ship this cause its crazy #like yuki and choso are CUTE i dont MIND them which is crazy for a straight ship #but something inside me screams WOMAN KISSER at yuki #i choose to listen to the voices #anyways their ship name is cute either way its either yoko or shuki #watch that mean dickpussy in japanese id laugh #but yeah ignore me #shoko ieiri #yuki tsukumo #shuki #cw suggestive #suggestive #wlw #(idk why im pretending thats a tag)#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #chiquilines draws

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corrodedcoughin · 1 year ago

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Eddie making Steve laugh to the point of Steve revealing that he’s actually a snort laugher and Eddie lighting up like all his christmases have come at once

#Steve telling Robin that Eddie Knows His Great Shame and being distraught about it #Eddie going home and telling corroded coffin that ‘today men. I heard what angels must sound like’#obviously eddie tries everything he can to make it happen again and Steve does his best to avoid it #Steve thinking it’ll make him seem less Hot and Eddie tearing his hair out over how much worse his crush got after hearing The Laugh #I love snort laugh steve so much #and this obviously means eddie is a silent laugher but scream sneezer

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burntmaplesyrup · 2 months ago

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th3-1d10t-3ff1gy · 3 months ago

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i have no pickaxe and i must mine

me when that information:

#ihnmaims #benny ihnmaims #ellen ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #benny i have no mouth and i must scream #ellen i have no mouth and i must scream #ted ihnmaims #ted i have no mouth and i must scream #gorrister ihnmaims #gorrister i have no mouth and i must scream #nimdok ihnmaims #nimdok i have no mouth and i must scream #harlan ellison #minecraft #i have no pickaxe and i must mine #live laugh lobotomy

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ygamiraito · 5 months ago

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the #1 front runner in the sassy man apocalypse

#thank you buck for giving me this post idea. you are an angel and im laughing so hard #HE IS SOOO SASSY #harlan you better werk bitch #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #am #am ihnmaims #allied mastercomputer #harlan ellison #a boy and his dog #repent harlequin #love aint nothing but sex misspelled

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laz-262 · 6 months ago

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tw creepy imagery , body horror (?)

yes i actually gave am a design

i gave hima human(like) face as kinda like a way to also haunt the 5 humans (i guess in a way to mock them of what they are) and also as a way to scare them kinda? (Like uncanny valley if ykwim)

#was vv much inspired by all the am designs i saw so i said fuck it we ball #live laugh love am #ihnmaims fanart #am ihnmaims #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #just laz things

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kyo-kitai-san · 1 year ago

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AM gives his captives an impossible riddle

#this made me and my friends sob-laugh in a discord call. felt the need to share #ihnmaims #ihnmaims am #i have no mouth and i must scream #why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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lament387 · 3 months ago

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Goriter

#digital art #ihnmaims #art #i have no mouth and i must scream #live laugh lobotomy #gorrister ihnmaims #allied mastercomputer #ihnmaims am #ihnmaims glynis #drawing #artists on tumblr

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hermannsprecursors · 1 year ago

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Uhhhh concepts and stuff idk it's 10 at night and I have class in the morning. Yet here I am posting my I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream madness

Yeah. I'm so mentally ill about this crazy ass story but at least my AP lang teacher is gonna love me

ALSO HERE more autism critters + a bonus because y'all love making the deranged AI kiss, so I thought we should let the folks they torment be friends.

#i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #am ihnmaims #ted ihnmaims #ellen ihnmaims #gorrister ihnmaims #allied mastercomputer #ihnmaims ted #ihnmaims ellen #ihnmaims gorrister #dave bowman #dave makes a cameo #if this gets enough likes i'll draw dave and ted making out #if it gets more reblogs than that i'll draw ted manning up and shagging am /hj #at least the after of it #“why are you hiding this in the tags” BECAUSE #YALL WILL LAUGH AT ME #I'M DERANGED #lol anyway

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