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Trump-owned company sells shoes with image from assassination attempt
........help.
The Onion can barely keep up at this point.
Satire isn't dead, but it's been beat up a lot lately by reality.
#i must laugh or I will scream#help us#this timeline is a fever dream#I'm not even sure this is the same timeline#i think we shifted realities again#mandela effect#bring back inside job#i can't at this point#i have lost my ability to can#I'm done#done atello#this is some doom patrol villain bullshit#make it stop
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can we please talk about this ???? the top buttons undone ???? charles, you KNOW what you are doing to us 🫠
#we are absolutely PARCHED#like honestly charles this is too much#i cannot#i have lost my ability to can#this man is everything#charles 16#charles leclerc#formula 1#f1#maranello#scuderia ferrari#ferrari f1#f1 charles leclerc
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the haaaands the haaaaaandssss omg 😵💫🔥♥️
Self-indulgent Seonghwa and his hands gifset
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.
Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?
Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.
The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.
Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.
It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.
I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.
He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.
#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#STANLEYYYYYY#STANLEY THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU STANLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sharky rants#Just. Imagine the fucking shame you have to live with#the shame that you can never be yourself. That anything you were is unwanted and forgotten#The shame of just BEING- Of taking space of- of /breathing-/#Imagine the world; your friend; your family; your colleagues being so ashamed of having known you#that you feel more comfortable with a persona to present.#You feel more comfortable stealing the identity of someone you care for deeply if only to help#If only to feel capable for once. To feel like you belong- Like youre doing something good for once#Imagine the shame that brings you to be comfortable not being yourself for 40 years.#ALL CASE YOU BROKE ONE FUCKING PROJECT??????? COME ON#I mean- the deeprooted shame was started from earlier. He was 'the stupid twin“; 'the troublemaker”; “the cheat and thief”#This was a long time coming#But those werent MISTAKES- The one time he genuinely made a Mistake he lost everything#Like he really mattered so little to the people around him#and he cant really blame them.#My cousin is a genius. Hes smart and academically achieved since I was a baby.#The only thing I had that he didnt was my ability to draw. to be creative. The guy for the longest time had a better social life then me too#I used to get brought to tears seeing his accomplishments- seeing people praise him. The shame lived in me any time I had to see him#The shame that I was the black sheep of the family next to the golden standard for a son- for a student- for a friend.#when I was none of those things#And Im lucky he was my cousin- cause if he was my brother that would have haunted me EVERY DAY rather then once or twice a year#Im better with it now; Im more content with who I am- But trauma dump aside-#I very very very much understand Stans shame in being the stupid one. The unachieved one in a family full of achieved people#the shame thats angry at him for being better. at the family for treating him special. and most of all at yourself that you cant be better#its a visceral feeling that I sadly understand
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I have been marveling for 2.5 seasons over just how ridiculously, nonsensically bad Lucifer became after its first season, but I never could have guessed it would try to convince me that having dragon wings instead of eagle wings is so horrifying as to cause an existential crisis.
#not to mention the fact that apparently in 20-fucking-17#a team of people thought it was a great idea to write a story where Eve is responsible for the moral failings of the fucking devil#I have lost my ability to can
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because today has been a Bizzyboy kick for me i decided to sketch my hcs about the height and builds of these guys. who knows if i draw them like this again or iterate upon the designs though.
Also calling out how horribly I dressed Grujaja. theres a reason i did it but its still foul XC
#ggg spoilers#great god grove#ggg hector#ggg capochin#ggg bizzyboys#please dont make me tag all the boys please i have a family#I feel like the default in my brain for Bizzyboys is pretty short and more on the fatter side personally#vibiano is in my headcanon normal “tall” drainfolk height range#patty is very very short#which is why Hector and Gruja being this tall in my designs makes me laugh because its just#“WHAT DID THEY FEED YOU. YALL TOO BIG. SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW.”#Hector did not earn his height at all with his canon diet. get short THIS instant.#Anyway the sole reason Grujaja isnt heavier set is because he's so anxious the amount of shaking he does counts as a fullbody workout daily#he also dresses like a super depressed ex military to the absolute suffering of Vibiano#also fun fact i love seeing which guys were struck w divine inspiration from sketch. alexei baby i knew what u looked like in my minds eye#the other designs have visible plotting lines and it hit alexei and my hand went “i got this boss”#and then i immediately lost the ability to draw#really funny to imagine Gruja joining this squad after last post causing capo to have a stroke#“WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN BIG.”#that was a kid he could toss and now if he even thinks about it gruja can send him across the fuckin grove#also making my stance on the cupo size war known despite my past joke about him cutting them off#anyyyywayyy enough rambles take my silly doodle headcanons
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"fat!amputee!fem!laios" bro just make an OC instead. that's no longer laios
well i made one
this oc and laios inspecting each others bodies in ways which i am afraid person bitching about jpegs can't handle
#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#laios touden#dunmeshi fan oc#dunmeshi headcanons#also saying that fatness and being amputee is things which vanish character core#about character who lost leg in canon#and manga impliing that he gained weight in the end#also its anime about dnd cooking#like#lol#you guys have not enough that standart character model characters#like what even fightibg here for#meh#guys who make headcanons and play with jpegs - dont let anyone take away your power and love for freedom#it's funniest thing to do ever#i can make whatever laios i want if you think that one i draw is top of my headcanoning ability like#no#there is no top thats the point#in conclusion: chill about jpegs#and have fun#also most important - even one word of human who recognize themselves in my art in my headcanons and feel joy is more important of all hate
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A thought: Stan wasn't a booksmart kid, but he was great at reasoning. Meaning, he wouldn't understand the usual explanations or memorize definitions, because they're just a bunch of words put together. However, some things just seemed to click for whatever reason or they would just make sense all of a sudden when he gave them some thought on his own.
This is: Stan at an art history class.
“Stanley?” “Yeah?”
“Do you think you can tell me the answer?”
“I…” I don't think I could even if I knew what you're talking about. “I didn't get the question, sorry.”
“I asked, anyone knows why art movements occur? Why does art change?”
“I mean…” Don't embarrass yourself any further. They're already laughing. “No, nothing.”
“Come on, say it.”
“No, it's stupid. I don't know.”
“Stanley, I've heard a lot of different things over the years. I doubt anything you say will be stupid.”
“Well, I'm a box of surprises, what can I say.” That's it, make them laugh at your jokes, not at you.
“I insist. Go ahead, please.”
“Fine. I mean, the way I see it, it's pretty simple, isn't it? Their parents and grandparents do things a certain way, and doing the same is just more of the same boring stuff. After a while it becomes like... imposing? And art isn't meant to be imposed, 'cause there's the fun in that? So they create something new, something that will make them stand out and as different as possible from what they know. A new style of art, or writing, or… I don't know, architecture? Whatever it is to make them free.”
“…”
“Or, I don't know, maybe they are just petty. I don't know.”
“No, Stanley, you're right. That's a perfect way of explaining it.”
“… it is?”
“Yes. Art evolves because it's creation, and creation is a living thing. Just like you kids don't dress like your parents did because you find it outdated and not personal enough, right? Art evolves because people do.”
“Right.”
“That was a brilliant explanation Stanley, congratulations.”
“T-thank you.”
Stan is wide-eyed as the teacher continues explaining something. He's awoken by his brother's elbow on his side. When he turns, Ford's eyes are shining.
“Stanley, that was amazing! You nailed it!”
“I… did?”
“Yes! She said you did great! No one was laughing, they were so impressed. And so am I, that was incredible!”
“Silence over there.”
“Sorry, miss.”
Stan feels so happy that when he goes home and Stanford tells their parents about him leaving the whole class speechless with his answer, he can't stop smiling. Not even when his father mutters something about it being a stupid art class and not something actually important. He doesn't care. His brother is impressed! What the hell!
#this is such a small thing but i genuinely think this is how stan operates#he doesn't have the ability to memorize things by heart#but the moment everything clicks he can improvise all kinds of explanations because now he understands#but he NEEDS to understand it otherwise he is absolutely lost#ford on the other hand he understands almost everything the first time he hears an explanation#because he can memorize every word and process them at high speed#but he can only explain things the same way he learns them because he never needed to give them a second thought#which then manifests into his habit of explaining things in very technical terms even of the other person doesn't understand#ford memorizes: stan rationalizes#i hope i made myself clear lol this turned into a big paragraph#gravity falls#stan twins#stanley pines#stanford pines#my silly little headcanons#hells originals
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bleh
#hi all. lucy here#i have barely been drawing lately because ive just been unable to#like i feel like i lost my spark. i dunno#i used to draw so much and make so many comics when i was absolute rock bottom mentally#like the funnier i was the worse i was doing#ive been better lately but i truly feel like ive almost sacrificed my ability to draw or create stuff for some more mental stability#i just....i dont know. i feel like i can't do anything i used to do with art. like im not funny or have no ideas or just think stuff like#oh ill just draw this because people will wanna see it#but i gave that up because not even i wanna see it anymore#i hope that i can feel like drawing again one day i just dont know how to get it back. it really feels like ive lost a major part of myself#this is my rambling here just to let you know i am still around just kind of laying low because im drained
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so i started playing persona 4
where are the QoL features
#persona#art tag#ACK I FORGOR TO COLOUR THE BITS BEHIND HAIR nvm#i have no idea how to tag this!!#i fear what original p3 might have been like#i feel like a fake gamer man#like how did you guys do that#i feel like i would have given up if it was the first one i played#i am too stupid!!#im glad i have played through 5 and 3re#i am somewhat used to the flow of the game and the ability names#otherwise i would be STRUGGLING for my LIFE i tell you#like to be fair i dont think it's a huge world#BUT LIKE PLEASE IM LOST IN MY OWN HOUSE#also these protags are basically my OCs at this point#i borrow their canon personalities#and reshape them into something i like more hehehehe#edit: im crying im getting lowkey flamed on tweeter dot com#i just meant it as in joker spent a lot of time in tokyo!! one year changes a man!!#I KNOW inaba is small!! but QoL additions are always good!!#i get the appeal!! that you use your brain!!#you spend enough time to know the place!! but it's called QoL features not NECESSARY features!!#im cryin the boys ate just bantering#you can even read it as yu being like LOL you're a city boy now huh?? hahaha#now i really am fighting for my life and mental
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Just a fair warning that rezero season 3 just started so if you see any of that in the wild that's probably why
im not Fucking strong enough for this. I'm not Fucking strong enough for another season of solipsistic faux-intellectual self-masturbatory misogyny... the anime. im gonna kill Subaru myself.
#'just stop watching is Chrissy' you say#as if I'm allowed to make that choice#im a re/zero Hater to my roots and I need to see it through 😔#Edit: adding to the tags that I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO BE NICE OR UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC SHOW#ALL THAT ENERGY HAS BEEN SPENNNNNNT#I can usually be 'that's fair I understand your perspective :)' about most media but NOT THIS ONE#IM A HATER IM A BONA FIDE HATER I WILL HATE TODAY I WILL HATE TOMORROW I WILL HATE FOREVER#IM GONNA RIP SUBARU APART TO MOLECULEEEEES
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TUE timeline but instead of the plot we get in the show, "Dark Danny" is just a 24yo version of danny that smokes and drinks and hates everything. (understandable).
IDK how Vlad would develope as a dad in 10years but i know he's bad at it. Danny being this self destructive at 24 either means he's in direct contact with Vlad still and he's terrible or Vlad's honestly mellowed out but they're not on speaking terms. or someting..... idk.
mostly thinking about this because messed up adult danny who smokes beamed itself into my brain. leather jacket and mean and even if he grew up with a baby face they don't card him at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left his eyes, etc. that type of deal.
idk how that version of TUE could be plot relevant though, except some kind of "finding yourself" journey for "current" Kid!Danny to go on but that would be fucked up. a younger version of you gets sent to you as a "what not to become" case and your literally just existing, maybe committing crimes, but mostly just there.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dark danny#tue#the ultimate enemy#vlad masters#danny phantom the ultimate enemy#maybe he's addicted to other drugs too!#but then there's the thought that drugs might not have the usual affect on him due to halfa biology#but that's applicable to nicotine and alcohol so i can do what i want#Dark Danny but the dark part remains more focused on the fact he lost everyone he loved#rather than becoming superpower evil in some convoluted way that makes him want to blow the world up#i think this version would also want to blow the world up but he still doesn't want to actually hurt people he doesn't know that bad#because with the abilities danny has he could#he has little reason not to now#but he doesn't#SELF DESTRUCTION INSTEAD!!!!!#nevermind my insane rambling#imagine you find an alternate future version of you that's epic as hell but only because he has HELLA issues#would you feel bad that he's like that or excited that he's cool as fuck?
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i left my phone in my room and picked up an actual physical book and sat down on the balcony and read the whole thing can everyone please be so so proud of me
#for reasons that'd take way too long to explain im living at my grandmas house rn for around a month (she's not here)#and she has like a billion detective novels which i love but i lost the ability to read when i was like 12#i do read books as pdfs sometimes but even that's rare... and they're usually dr w.ho/t.orchwood#it was curtain of poirot fame which I've seen like a billion times coz it's one of my#favourite poirot stories but i've never read it#ms christie is crazyyy coz somehow i still gasped out loud multiple times despite knowing the ending#it's also really cool that you 1000% can guess the ending if you pay attention#i almost always guess the murderer immediately w detective things but i usually watch shows where it's way easier imo#i mean i guess them in books too but they make it less easy coz shows have a limited cast and it's always obvious#anyway damn... i really wanna get back to reading so im gonna try to read other ones as well#she has tons of books in english hungarian and german so the selection is endless#mostly crime novels which is great coz i love those. no prizes for guessing who i get it from#barking
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WELL, YA GURL FUCKED UP
My ipad is trash, icloud is now on my shit-list, and I think I'm gonna cry.
I just lost all of my files on Procreate. All of my artwork, brushes, WIPS, and the next four parts to my Undercover Angel AU.
Fuck my life
#hahah gonna go throw myself into a pit#its fine#no its fine really#it was just all the artwork I had for the last two years#siiigh#I do have quite a few of them saved in my discord#my favorites at least#but still#fuck my life#FUCK MY LIFE#I had so much in there#I had so many things I was working on#FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK#🎵 i am in misery 🎵#🎵 there ain't no body who can comfort for me 🎵#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#🤬#😭#Husk voice: I lost the ability to love ten minutes ago#FUCK YOU IPAD#AND YOU ICLOUD#AND YOU PROCREATE FOR NOT HAVING A FUCKING BACK UP SYSTEM FUUUCK#im in such distress#I think im in the throes of Lucifer depression
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elaborate self hate and ungodly amounts of yapping. underneath is just the main ones without text on it
#lobotomy corporation#lobcorp#lobotomy corp spoilers#lobcorp spoilers#abel lobcorp#abram lobcorp#adam lobcorp#x lobcorp#too much. too much effort into this. far too much. why. why.... i know why pointless to qsk its becwuse i didnt want to do things irl#ADAM WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAG AUGHHGJGN the text is also placed weird im syill trying to figure out ways to layout text w drawings its odd#its supposed to read top section then left to right to left bock then righr block but its. weird. ITS WEIRD but serviceable so shitpost#quality for formating or how ever you call it with genuine effort . for SOME reason. anyways. elaborate self hate was supposed to be a#captjom for a different work i had in mind before i lost power and thus motivation. might still do it though. its just the As beating the#shit outa eachother in a very shit way. adam would bite someone to win. all im saying. and abram wears slippers. throwable. abel cane. smack#anyways the text i put isnt what i can call really in character its just whay i remember off basic beats and then stretched longer for comic#timing and just to have text there. yeah.... dont kill me..#(says that when ever i end up writing dialog due to my insecurity in the ability to capture the essence of a chatacter)#lobotomy corporation spoilers#i dont remember which spoiler tags i use typically. uhhh works. theres like 3 variations or smthn#can you see where i decided to put actual time into this. it was not planned to have this muhch effort.. visible shift
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