#FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

[allastoredeer]

WELL, YA GURL FUCKED UP

My ipad is trash, icloud is now on my shit-list, and I think I'm gonna cry.

I just lost all of my files on Procreate. All of my artwork, brushes, WIPS, and the next four parts to my Undercover Angel AU.

Fuck my life

[appolsauce]

no cause this shit is gonna ruin me

[semisentient-entity]

The ✨Anxiety For No Reason✨ won't leave me the fuck alone

[treeffles]

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[philsdrivinglicence]

THE DRAFT OF SOMETHING TOP SECRET ARE YOU SHITTING MY DICK?!?!

[sumunsinsot]

Casting the spell of Explode My Boss' Balls (Violently)

[deckofcookiez]

..Did I

Did I mention that I love Adam?

Like a lot…??

he has talked to me again. the man in the corner. the man in the TV ITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCH tru th has beeen reve     aled THURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCH ITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSS

[nitroglycerin-a]

Me if anyone ever asks: yeah, I’m an independent woman, I can do things on my own, I work, I take care of tasks, I cook I clean I wash, yeah it’s difficult for sure ahahah yeah I struggle, but I’m so proud of myself for this, I can do everything!! I don’t need anyone other than my friends and my family!!

Me in my mind when I’m alone: I WANT A MAN TO HOLD ME!! FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK I WANT TO BE!!!! HELD!!! I WANT A MAN TO POST ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND CREATE A NARRATIVE BASED ON THE FACT THAT I’M FANTASTIC!!! PLEASE!!! I WANT SOMEONE TO COOK ME DINNER JUST ONE (O N E) NIGHT!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST AN HUUGGGGGGG PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[vulgrados-best]

There is one, I fought her, unfortunately I'm pretty sure she might be dating the champion(WHO SUCKS BTW) so no chance for the gays and guys of the community, sorry 😔

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK *FALLS TO MY KNEES*

[a-trick-or-two-with-lepers]

A Decidedly Unserious Review of Hair 2001 (ft. Drew Sarich)

I’m back for another lunatic review. This time: the 2001 recording of Hair: The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical. This is so silly. I literally decided to do this like two hours ago because @peppi-mint wanted to hear my thoughts on it. Well, peppi, prepare to get an earful because I had some THOUGHTS

(I’m so sorry)

Aquarius- um. This is literally so cool. The hip-hop beat sets the tone, which is vastly different from every Hair recording I’ve heard. And then the violins come in and it’s like YOOOOO. And then the broadway singing comes in and it’s like YOOOOOOOOOOO! And then the dissonant harmonies hit and it’s like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I really like this. Very different and fresh and new and Y2K in the best way. I can’t stress how fucking amazing those harmonies sound.

Donna- Ok, Drew!! Give us that punk-rock energy! The electric guitar sound is really neat, and I kinda dig the reverb as well as the way Sarich sings most of the lines straight intentionally. Whereas the harmonies were highlighted in the last song, they act more as a part of the orchestra in this song, but it still feels full and tasteful. Really enjoying this so far.

Hashish- I’ve literally always skipped “Hashish.” It’s boring to me. I’m a sober loser. But THIS?! What are they doing to my boring hashish!! The instrumentation is so experimental and interesting to listen to. I like that the cast isn’t going over the top with the vocals, too. They’re supposed to be high, so going full belt and vibrato isn’t really the vibe.

Sodomy- I’m literally Debbie Reynolds-ing right now. This guy’s voice has me biting my lip for real. Catch me joining the Holy Orgy ™ any day of the week.

Colored Spade- This production is obviously informed heavily by black music. Which makes this song slightly more comfortable to listen to. I can’t really speak on it though- I’m white. All I can say is: it’s a bop. Also, the second half?? So fucking groovy. Yes I’m using that word unironically. It’s a good word.

Manchester England- Stripped down acoustic guitar… mkay I can get with that. Makes the full orchestration pop out more. Loving these glam rock vocals from Kyrre Kvam.

I’m Black- It was literally 22 seconds long and sounded like a car commercial with that fade in and fade out I’m lmao 😭Where’s my Ain’t Got No?!?!?!?

Dead End- Ok so I rarely hear this one in any recorded productions. I’ve only ever really heard it in college production bootlegs I watch on Youtube. This version has me saying WHY DID THEY REMOVE IT?!? It’s seriously so good. 

Air- The vocal affectation that Jeannie usually has tends to annoy me, which I guess is intentional, but I’m glad it’s more toned down here. The industrial sound of the instruments clashes with the light and breezy vocals in a really fascinating way. It’s like a big burly man wearing a flowery perfume. Thumbs up from me. 

I Got Life- Teehee if you take out your left earbud you get an a capella intro 🤭Anyway, I always love this song. This version is no exception. Treat Williams is still top, tho (Rest in Peace, King). 

Hair- The titular bitchular! (-Athena P on YT). Something about the way the sound is split between each ear in the intro (vocals in one ear, guitar in the other) is ticking me off. That’s just me, though. Overall, this sounds so fucking good and it’s such a vibe. I’m not sure if it’s Kvam or Sarich who hits those high notes but they hit, man.

My Conviction- Hehehehehe this sounds so out of place I love it. (It’s supposed to- just like Herod’s song in JCS)! Also how are these vocals from a man?? They aren’t my favorite but they sound soooo much like a woman that’s crazy. Anyway gender is fake

Easy To Be Hard- Um. Can we say elegant? Can we say… mystical? GORGINA?!? BRO when the,,, fuck what is it, a marimba or some shit comes in with that overarching angelic tone- fuuuuuucccckkkkk. So good. Also the shaker keeping the beat tastes good. I can taste this song. It tastes like a capri-sun on a hot day. I’m in love. Hold up- added verse? Why haven’t I heard this-

Frank Mills- Awwwwww this is cute. I like this woman’s voice. Very smooth and nice to listen to. What I’m noticing so far about this album is that they treat each song like it’s its own person, you know? Like- every tune sounds coherent and like it belongs, but it also sounds like its own thing with its own special instrumentation. It’s just. So neat.

Be In - Hare Krishna- The speaker shifting got me like 🫠so good. It’s like ASMR. Another thing I’m noticing about the ensemble vocals is that they’re so… earnest? They aren’t worn like clothing, they’re like a part of the individual. ... Any arrangement that can make me describe music like this deserves the world.

Where Do I Go- Fuck. I just love arrangements that do something new. This sound is so clean and genuine and beautiful. If I could insert John Savage’s vocals into this it would be perfect (No shade to Kvam- I just love the movie version of this song so much). This is probably my favorite song from the musical (I literally wrote a 30k+ word fanfiction based on its lyrics), and I’m sooooo utterly pleased with this interpretation of it. All I’ll say is that the end could’ve been a bit louder/more intense- it is an Act I closer, after all. More drums, please!

Electric Blues- TELL ME WHOOOOOO DO YOU LOVE MAN! *guitar* Ermmm I love Electric Blues I love it. I wanna inject this song into my bloodstream. This version doesn’t stray too much from the original, and it slaps. Always does. Also I just realized this came out before the Broadway revival. I wonder if the revival folks took a bit of inspo from this version 🤔

Black Boys- ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS (I love the staccato guitar chords, offbeat, percussion, tonal shift during the solo represented by the instrumentation, and just everything else about this).

White Boys- My eyes literally rolled to the back of my skull during that intro. So good!! So tasty! Also these VOCALS! Less energy than the others I’ve heard, but that’s not a criticism. It’s more reminiscent of the original cast recording. Once again, ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS. 🍽️

Walking in Space- dodo do do dodo dooooooo. (guitar). Again, the vocalists aren’t overdoing it, which is working. I’ll probably smoke marijuana to this song at some point. Looking forward to it. Also when she sang “ 🎶floooooooaaating, flipping, flyyyyyying, tripping 🎶” I was like 😶‍🌫️(that’s me floating flipping flying tripping). . I want to consume these vocals

The War- Don’t think I’ve heard this one in any other production? It definitely fits the vibe they’re going for. I’d love to know the context for it. Eh, actually, I think I can guess...

Three-Five-Zero-Zero- Listening to this is making me realize how important the bass guitar is as an instrument. Songs would sound so much less full without its constant, droning presence. Also, I would’ve loved to see them lean even further into the experimental vibe for this one so that the tonal shift would sound more stark. Regardless, it all sounds really good. Love the harmonies, especially at the end.

Good Morning Starshine- I have a poster of these three words in my room. Also, I like this version of the song. Very 2001. Kinda reminds me of that song “Walking on Sunshine,” similar vibes. Not my favorite version, but still a bop and very fun. 

The Flesh Failures/Eyes Look Your Last- Guitar is so yummy. I don’t like the chorus singing the first part. I’m just too used to it being a soloist or Claude. Also, it feels kinda too fast? Sorry, I have ridiculously high standards for this song. I think it’s one of the best songs ever written. Given that fact, it’s hard to fuck it up. So, this sounds really good still, obviously. Just didn’t hit quite as hard for me. I feel like they tried so hard to make every other song sound unique and they dropped the ball a bit here. It sounds like they’re trying to just get it over with… which is very contradictory to the song’s message. Also, why isn’t “Let the Sunshine In” a part of the title? Seems kinda important 😬

Hippie Life- …huh?

Aquarius (Bonustrack) - director’s cut- It’s the remix 😎

Overall, I was really impressed by this album. I’m glad I took a listen. It seems like a very approachable version of the controversial musical. I think it’d be a good album to show friends that aren’t into musicals but should still get to enjoy Hair. Some choices weren’t my style, but I’m genuinely so astounded and excited by others. Act I was better than Act II. Drew Sarich was great, and so was the rest of the cast. Ultimately, a very cool take on one of my favorite musicals of all time. Thanks again to @peppi-mint for recommending this to me- I’m so happy I got to do another silly little stream-of-consciousness musical review!

[piejoy8]

Oh my fucking god why the fuck am I moving I'm giving up my own bathroom and a very nice basement bedroom and for what? So I can live with people I actually like? Because this new place is cheaper? Because I'll be able to use a kitchen again? Fuck that it's smaller and I'm scared this is happening too fast and what if it ends up being so much worse and I can't just give up my home this is where I live oh god oh god oh god I won't be able to get it back what am I doinnnngggggggggg I'm gonna throw up I can't just let someone else take my home fuuuuuucccckkkkk I don't want to give up my own personal bathroom I'll have to share with essentially 4 people in this new place no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no this can't be happeningggggggggggggggggaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[chipthekeeper]

my whole afternoon and early evening has been nothing but a constant stream of “fuuuuuucccckkkkk ooooooffffffffff”

[alt-zombee]

FUCK THE MORAL POLICE

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK THEEEEEMMMMMM

[baketothefuture]

love clicking on an adhd resource page and the first bullet point is "Simon Says is a good game for teaching inhibitory processes!" fuuuuuucccckkkkk ooooooofffffffffffffffffffffffff

[trickinabucket]

Fuuuuuucccckkkkk i was in front of my lightbox for…probably more than the suggested 20 min. Possibly more than 30.

Gdi. I hope i dont end up going manic bc of it. This is extremely not the time.

[local-edgelord]

fuuuuuucccckkkkk I hate doing assignments that don't require Making A Physical Thing

sometimes uni needs you to type away at your little google doc and it's so fucking boring