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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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Zelenskyy should be allowed to kill trump and all american diplomats live on air with no repercussions

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SCOTTY MAC CONTRACT EXTENSION 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

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Are you an outsider in every space you’ve ever been in?

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connor zilisch is the same age as me. im sobbing over my a levels and hes driving a cup car. man

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What the hell is even that 🫥

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new season loading… | [source]

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ramadan starts in 2 days and i just started my period

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joey by josef 📸

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guys if i put some garlic powder in the flour i use to cover the cheese when making mozzarella sticks will it be good or not

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Indycar Drivers with Glasses

Drivers who wear glasses occasionally (whether for vision correction or fashion is unknown for most)

Josef Newgarden

Marcus Armstrong

Colton Herta

Christian Lundgaard

Pato O'Ward

David Malukas

Marcus Ericsson

Jacob Abel

Kyffin Simpson

Louis Foster

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something about sam fender songs that’s like a hotline to grief

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HOW TALL IS RYAN!!!!!!!!???????? google says 5'7 but he is atl 5'8 and then this photo comes out where hes stood next to chase who is allegedly 6 foot. What the flip

aware that ryan is wearing tall shoes but how tall can they rlly b

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something heavy by sam fender.

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