justanechoflower

[justanechoflower]

Calcium

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Hey Flowey, would you (if you could) burn down a bank? If so, who would be the first person you'll put the blame on ?

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I feel like you have a mini stroke whenever you kiss Frisk

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Frisk, flowey. you guys are so cute!

How's your relationship been? Go on any dates?

How the dates actually go:

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With a deep yet shaky breath, she takes a few steps towards the newscaster and cameraman. She can do this.

    Good day, Mister!

She started with a smile, waving at the rock monster. She makes sure to stick by Frisk, a nonverbal message of 'Hey, look here, I'm close with Frisk, a human that's liked by most monsters!'

    I would like to clarify, it was me who had solved all the puzzles. I did so with a little magic.

She explains, keeping a calm yet happy tone. She is very, very glad that her avatar and her body are not the same. Or else, it would've been way too obvious that she's too nervous for this.

   It is nice to meet you, Mr. Monster.

She cringes at her words internally. Mr. Monster? Really?

​credit to monikanon/ @justanundergroundnewschannel for the reporter’s part and narration in the image descriptions!

If you would like to see this narration, click the alt text to read.

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hewwo flowey it is me again :3

hope you’re doing well

i named my flute after you btw

also i always think you’re adorable. in band i often draw you on my scores XD

also do you like Snow?

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Flowey: Huh? You look like you heard that one before.

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*I drop a book next to Flowey* Book.

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Well, I guess you’re the smartest guy in the world. Great job!

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In other news.. butterscotch is 10% off at the local… Wow, there’s barely any news over at HOME. ..Let’s just pass things over to the Snowdin team.

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The comedy skeleton brothers are just as funny as always! If you’re looking for a boke and tsukkomi, just watch them do their thing.

…And… that’s all. Passing things over to Waterfall.

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*(There isn’t anything newsworthy in here. So an old ad for recruitments to the Royal Guard plays.)

..Pass it over to Hotland!

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Discussion over whether “Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2” is “total trash that ruins everything about the original” or “a more grounded serious take that treats the viewer as an adult” has turned into an all-out flame war! …Social media strikes again as a place of division. …We’ve reached out to discuss how the algorithm may be incentivizing these discussions, but have gotten no comment. …In fact, the flame wars inexplicably got worse afterwards. …Now, passing onto New Home.

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There’s been… a notable increase in the sales of… golden flower tea. This is a kind of tea that uses the golden flowers that came from the surface. This may be due to the human that is around, because the king has… *notification sound* Oh, the Ruins team just said they’re taking over. Good, we were running out of stuff. Pass it over.

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So, we’re back. So, someone finally solved the puzzles in the Ruins! Or… hacked them, like the Royal Scientist has done with Hotland puzzles. General reports from the witnesses describe the puzzles all shutting down at the same time. …Hm, was it Alphys? …Well, whoever it was, we thank them. Our coverage of westside of the castle is now available. After this incident, we’ll see if we can have some agents stay posted there, to avoid any more lengthy periods of blind spots.

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(Snowdin shopkeeper considers the skelebros doing their own thing a source of entertainment. If we presumed it was one, boke and tsukkomi makes the most sense to categorize their style. They don’t seem to know it’s not a comedy act, but their real dynamics. Though who knows, maybe Sans plays into it on purpose. Do keep in mind these segments are meant to reflect how the monsters would see things, not necessarily how they really are.)

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if your Asriel or Flowey...you're the best. the goodest of bois...if you want to be terrifying then you are...but you are just ...you

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if not fren then why fren shape?

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"Nat!!! I haven't seen you in awhile, can you post today?"

Me: Ahh I would draw I just got too much to do today

Also me:

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you are fren becaus u aer fren shape if not fren then why fren shape

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Now I feel the need to ask, do Asriel and Flower exist as two seperate entities or as one entity that can swap between the two?

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Just wondering what do you think is cuter Frisk? Him as Flowey or Asriel? I think he’s terrifying in both! *said so Flowey isn’t too mad I asked that*

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Oh heya Frisk! Dunno if your my timelines Frisk but it's good to see ya.

Oh right names LLights. not sure if flowey told ya about me... And about' the thing I gave him.

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Frisk are you ok?