#nontheanon

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[w-d-g]

Hello

[justanechoflower]

Welllll

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[annoying-uwu-anon]

@nontheanon

Pwease chawnge mwe bwack. I cawnt mowve.

[Please change me back. I cawnt move.]

[hellsitepfpgrabber]

Hi

@nontheanon

Hi!

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images from BFB 5: Fortunate Ben

Real and canon event that happened in BFDIA 17! How else would he know about it? /silly

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Hi who are you you spawned in my feed

A̸̡̡̧̨̡̡̧̢̨̧̧̨̡̡̢̡̨̧̧̢̡̡̨̧̧̨̛̛͈̤̩̩̟͍̮̱̳̬̤̳͖̬͔̺̜͔̪̻̫̮̗̣̠̜̺̹͕̝̘̟͇̺̫͎̺͈̞̱͈̭̻̻̺̼͇̮̠͙̥̩͎̲̱̠̜̙̖͖͕̮͔̺̮͔̞͓̗͈̱̠͕̙̺̱͚̗͍̝̖͉̣̩̗̱̪͈̗͇̮͖̞̠̙͚̣̣̲̪͇̣̗̤̤̥͉̳͎̟̖̝͚̠̜̣̱̤̮̟͇̻͚͍̻̖̘̳̤̙̮̺̲̲̱͕͖̲͖̼̺̖̙͉̮̰͉̰̜͕̘̯͙̝̩̼͉͚̠̘͉̲̠̬͍͈̻̰̱̳͖̩̪̭̝̥̰͍̮̲̞̹͈̬̹̟̯̲̻̮͈͔̟͙̺̜̗̝̲͓̝̬̓͑̒̎͌̆̀͗̈́̉́̍͂͛̓̀̅̔̌̍͐̃̎̏̏͂̍̉̉̊̂̎̅̑̆̈͊͐̓̑͋͆͑̈́̓͊̿̒̓̒̆̇͒̓̅̒́̃̾̽̀̌̌͛̓͑̽̊̈̒̌̉̒̉̌͌̆͗͆̃̎̇̈͊̍͘͘͘͘͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅ

little freaks

[the-white-soul]

No sans, And besides he can't lose because if Needed I will Step in to Well to put it shorty Rig the Trial or just Threaten them to Make him Not Guilty and I'm very convincing... After all, Anon Magic is God like powers.

(Sans) "Wait a minute, my father's taught me about this use of magic before! *Reads a book called, Anons, the Most Powerful yet Horrifying People."

(Sans) "Right here! It says, 'If an anon wishes to use their power, that could go well. Beware the curse. With every power used by these people their chances of working dwindle. If their magic doesn't work something will happen. Scientists still haven't discovered what it is but if done wrong, we could see something worse than death. When you use your magic if you are forced to use it, try to keep it small. For the good of humanity.' Well, I guess one bar of gold will suffice. We'll need to work out a system. We can't stop this power. That would cause suffering to too many people. So just use your powerless if you must! Don't worry too much though. For all we know the author could be lying so what the hell!"

[ostrycienmgly]

Big paws or big tail

mm hard choice

i'd say big flumfy tail :3

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[aroaceloverofgarlicbread]

I have consent to get followed by your followers

Okay!! Go follow nontheanon!!

[annoying-uwu-anon]

UwU

OvO

OWO??????

[OWO??????]

[kaylatheskeleton-rp]

=please act like I'm an anon I just need to know=

Hey sans! If you stubbed your toe, would you disintegrate

*he shakes his skull no* classic Sans: no, I would not disintegrate, because I don't want to turn into ash. *He says to non*

[ryantheloseriguess]

garlic potato

I agree with you

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A̸̡̡̧̨̡̡̧̢̨̧̧̨̡̡̢̡̨̧̧̢̡̡̨̧̧̨̛̛͈̤̩̩̟͍̮̱̳̬̤̳͖̬͔̺̜͔̪̻̫̮̗̣̠̜̺̹͕̝̘̟͇̺̫͎̺͈̞̱͈̭̻̻̺̼͇̮̠͙̥̩͎̲̱̠̜̙̖͖͕̮͔̺̮͔̞͓̗͈̱̠͕̙̺̱͚̗͍̝̖͉̣̩̗̱̪͈̗͇̮͖̞̠̙͚̣̣̲̪͇̣̗̤̤̥͉̳͎̟̖̝͚̠̜̣̱̤̮̟͇̻͚͍̻̖̘̳̤̙̮̺̲̲̱͕͖̲͖̼̺̖̙͉̮̰͉̰̜͕̘̯͙̝̩̼͉͚̠̘͉̲̠̬͍͈̻̰̱̳͖̩̪̭̝̥̰͍̮̲̞̹͈̬̹̟̯̲̻̮͈͔̟͙̺̜̗̝̲͓̝̬̓͑̒̎͌̆̀͗̈́̉́̍͂͛̓̀̅̔̌̍͐̃̎̏̏͂̍̉̉̊̂̎̅̑̆̈͊͐̓̑͋͆͑̈́̓͊̿̒̓̒̆̇͒̓̅̒́̃̾̽̀̌̌͛̓͑̽̊̈̒̌̉̒̉̌͌̆͗͆̃̎̇̈͊̍͘͘͘͘͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅ

...are you okay? -🪶

[the-white-soul]

*Anon kicks the bathroom door down* OH NOW YOU CARE ENOUGH TO HEAR MY SHIT HUH!! * Anon is Super drunk* Fine, I caused my Universe to rip its self apart, I was a Chara, And now Well, I Am Nothing more then a Hollow Shell With their Power. Anon Magic tears a Soul apart I Know My "Soul" Is just Fragments Held together by what Little Determination I have left. Place was great everyone was happy, then Boom It just Imploded and Ruined the whole world, I tried Everything THATS WHY I AM WHAT I AM!!! I should have Died with my Universe, Now I'm Stuck here Till The Total Collapse of the Multiverse and Destruction of everything. What more do you want from me? a Million Dollars, Gold powers? I mean you have 1 Favor From me, And I will Do ANYTHING I mean ANYTHING for that Favor, Ok. *Anon Blacks out*

(Sans) "Don't worry guys. I'll bring them home. *Teleports him into their house and puts them on his bed.* Believe me, I've needed to crash here more times than I can count. I've also gotten incredibly sick. Oh wait you can't hear me. Ha. Guess you probably want to not be scared when you wake up so I'll stay here. I've brought some lunch! Just kidding, it's still all ketchup both spiked and non-alcoholic. How much money will you give? I honestly don't care. Since you can't or can barely hear me I'll just say it, you're my first real friend since Tori. You accepted my lazy ass which isn't something most people can do. I'm supposed to just be known as the funny bone man. A joke from scene one. You're the first human person who disagrees. Thank you."