#and went back to sleep

[callmegaith]

I want to dedicate this comic to @seagullcharmer

thanks for saying that I get David's vibe he and I have the same amount of braincells : )

[natsmagi]

switch just woke up and decided to have the best trip cover album

THEY DIDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE THE LITTLE RETRO/Y2K VIBES SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!

the LOGOS ARE SO FUNNNNNN THEY REALLY STRIKE ME AS SOMETHING I WOULDVE SEEN AROUND AS A KID. AND OUGHHHHH THE NEON LIGHT LIGHTNING BOLTS.......... THE RUBBER WRIST BANDS THAT WERE SUCH A MUST FOR CONCERTS. THE "the magical party of everlasting happiness" ....CHAMPAGNE GLASS?????? theyre so cool. i love them so much

literally

AND OF COURSEEEEE THE OUTFITSSSSSSSS THEY LOOK SO COOL!!!!!!! the asymmetry is everything...... i love the half big half small jacket i love the hot pink camo stripe on only one of the legs i love the black and white X on the chest i love the small hint of tummy showing i love the mesh side bits of the top i love the hot pink accents mixed with some purple i love the lightning bolt necklace i love how COOL THEY LOOK AUJFHGHHHGHHH

[the-laws-of-physics-were-harmed]

These companions"—and he laid his hand on some of the books—"have been good friends to me

This is where I would have decided that Dracula was Just A Nice And Slightly Weird Man if I were Jonathan. A book lover can never be evil I'm sure this Count is just a little odd :) Definitely not planning to drink my blood!

[piplupod]

a win for me: putting on jerma all night while i sleep gave me the most solid (still pretty restless though) sleep I've had in a long while !!!

i just had my phone quietly playing 8 hours of him playing the new katamari game while my phone screen off (using NewPipe, not youtube premium lmao)

[zombiesun]

I love hearing about myself when someone has a conversation with morning or middle of the night me I don’t remember because every time I’m like that sounds like me and I get to really perceive myself without attachment

[heysillybee]

I probably had one of the most realistic dreams so far

[theanonymousfander]

I see an image and i explode and die

[absolutelybatty]

Horror movie fans are so funny because you'll bring up the biggest actor who's in 10,000 iconic roles, and they'll go, "Oh, the guy from Blood Burger 4: Keep Flipping." and that's the only thing on their filmography that they've seen.

[easily-distracted-by-fandom]

the wind whispers secrets with each of its bellows. Do not listen, they are not meant for you

…welcome to nightvale

[binch-i-might-be]

currently trying to decide if I want to start reading a new book in the thirty minutes I have before I have to get ready for work or just take a nap

[hadimrska]

do u think non vertebrates think its weird to hve bones? like if ur a non vertebrate either u live inside ur own lil set of armour or u love being essenttially a living puddle of jello like a cephalopod but being bony is like haha yeah i basically have a set of fine china inside me that all my Stuff clings to. yea

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[yaras-lifeofchaos]

i love when u stay w ur grandparents and they let u do things ur parents would never let u do. like my mom would never let me do 1/2 of these things but my grandma is encouraging them 😭😭

[godofvillains-arch]

((Wow.. When I actually get something in my stomach other than an energy drink, it really improves my mood. Like I get energy and I feel like I can take on today.

Today is gonna be ANOTHER long day, probably 8+ hours. But I WILL be on my phone. So I can reply to short things between cards on Discord.

Ti#4549

Add me if you want. <3

[kamisden]

"I don't crave your touch, just a gentle reminder that you are still by my side."

i don't know what demons possessed me

[zephyrchama]

Living together in a big house with one (main) (shared) bathroom means that mornings can be tough.

When you first arrived at the House of Lamentation, it was hard to fit in. It was really hard to get into the bathroom in the mornings and fight six demons for use of the sink. If more than two others were in there at the same time, they practically formed a living wall that blocked you out, forcing you to wake up extremely early or risk being late for school.

That got better over time though. You gradually managed to fit into the house's morning routine.

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Lucifer has his morning routine down to an exact science. Usually he's fully dressed and has his hair brushed before leaving the bedroom. He might be running on pure muscle memory though - one time you handed him a warm washcloth for his face and he just stared at it in confusion for several seconds with a furrowed brow. He has no problems getting it himself, but this break in routine gave him pause. It took Lucifer a moment to realize what it was and to thank you.

If you get the chance to eat breakfast together, Lucifer likes to ask about your day. "What do you have planned? Remember, we have that meeting at five. Did you prepare for the ancient hex exam?" He might slide a bit of his food onto your plate before he goes, a way of returning the pleasant energy boost you always provide for him.

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Mammon can hustle. Which means that Mammon can get up early if it benefits him in some way. A part time job, an early bird discount, a chance to slip past Lucifer's defenses and borrow some cash.

That doesn't mean it's easy. Waking up takes some serious effort. Mammon will stumble into the bathroom to do his business first thing in the morning, yawning with his eyes half closed and tugging up whatever pants he just tossed on for modesty.

The tsundere part of his brain takes a few minutes to kick in if he's just woken up. If he spots you, Mammon will demand a good morning hug and wrap his arms around you, deaf to your cries of "Mammon! Go wash your hands before you touch me!"

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Leviathan is always groaning in the morning. He's probably not aware of it. He's probably muttering complaints but is too tired to actually speak the words properly. His blankets are always a tangled mess, wrapped unevenly around his feet and contorted around his body, but Leviathan can easily Houdini his way out of them when it's time to get up. If there's no event or livestream to wake up early for, he'll sleep in for as long as he can before starting the day with a nice shower.

He finds warm running water to feel so pleasant and you can often find Leviathan spacing out next to the faucet. He'll greet you with a sleepy "ah, morning," and accidentally splash you in an attempt to wave his hand. The embarrassment and slight panic from getting you a towel to dry off with is usually enough to properly wake him up, and he sheepishly exits the bathroom and guards the door until you've finished changing into dry clothes.

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Satan can hardly even put his shirt on properly when fully awake.

The man's a sleepy mess when he tries to get dressed in the morning. He'll stay up all night to finish a book he's invested in, then stumble out of his room "ready to go" when it's time for breakfast. His pants are unzipped and the button is coming undone. He's only got one sleeve on and it's on the wrong arm, or the buttons on his shirt are all misaligned and half have been skipped over.

He doesn't protest anymore when you tidy him up. Some mornings he'll doze off while you straighten his tie and fall forward into you, then try to play it off as a hug. Satan doesn't want to let go though, you feel so much warmer on a chilly morning.

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Asmodeus is a rare morning riser. Too much sleep is bad for the skin, he claims. If he has trouble getting up, he'll either go soak in his private tub for energy or seek you out.

"You have to hear what happened last night," he'll say, strolling into your room while there's still ten minutes left on your alarm. He sits on the edge of your bed, and if you try falling back asleep he pulls you up into a sitting position. "Listen to this, you won't believe it!"

Asmodeus isn't afraid to get touchy if it means you'll wake up faster and he gets your attention. He'll sit you in his lap, or press you against his side, or run his hands down your face and squish your cheeks with a mischievous smile.

When the main bathroom is too crowded to use you're free to borrow his, with the caveat he gets to style you for the day and you might be late when he gets overzealous.

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Beelzebub can also be found awake in the mornings. The quiet hours before everyone else wakes up are best for stretching, taking jogs, and grabbing a pre-breakfast appetizer. He'll get spooked if he hears footsteps approach the kitchen and slam the fridge door shut in a hurry, but all is well when he sees you enter the room instead of Lucifer.

Beelzebub is a big guy who takes up a lot of space. When you run into each other in the bathroom and are rushing to get ready, it's easy to bump into him. On days he's still pretty tired, he might not even notice you bonk your head against his arm. That's fine though - you don't want him to notice you until he's brushed his teeth. After all, Beelzebub's morning breath is a potent magical weapon.

If you need the bathroom sink while he occupies it, Beelzebub is kind enough to nudge you in front of him (once you've confirmed his mouth is minty fresh). You both get to use the mirror this way, and you can both see each other's smiling faces.

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Belphegor is the king of oversleeping. The powers of you and his twin combined are hardly enough on some days, but mostly the responsibility of waking him falls to you. You quickly learned it's best to wake him from behind his head, if you can manage to maneuver your way into a suitable spot to do so. Anywhere his limbs can easily grab you will result in being pulled into bed. He's like a sleeping kraken.

You suspect that Belphegor wakes up easier than he lets on, but he feigns ignorance. He insists he was totally fast asleep when you struggled to physically drag him down the hallway towards the bathroom, wrapping your arms tightly around his torso with all your strength. And when he clung on to your waist and nuzzled his head into your stomach. And when Beel came to help free you from Belphegor's clutches, but he rolled you under him and muttered "mine now."

Definitely fast asleep, doesn't remember a single thing.