#and went back to sleep

[angeloncewas]

I hate that every time my partner has said a full sentence in their sleep I've missed it like what secrets do you hold...

[callmegaith]

I want to dedicate this comic to @seagullcharmer

thanks for saying that I get David's vibe he and I have the same amount of braincells : )

[natsmagi]

switch just woke up and decided to have the best trip cover album

THEY DIDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE THE LITTLE RETRO/Y2K VIBES SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!

the LOGOS ARE SO FUNNNNNN THEY REALLY STRIKE ME AS SOMETHING I WOULDVE SEEN AROUND AS A KID. AND OUGHHHHH THE NEON LIGHT LIGHTNING BOLTS.......... THE RUBBER WRIST BANDS THAT WERE SUCH A MUST FOR CONCERTS. THE "the magical party of everlasting happiness" ....CHAMPAGNE GLASS?????? theyre so cool. i love them so much

literally

AND OF COURSEEEEE THE OUTFITSSSSSSSS THEY LOOK SO COOL!!!!!!! the asymmetry is everything...... i love the half big half small jacket i love the hot pink camo stripe on only one of the legs i love the black and white X on the chest i love the small hint of tummy showing i love the mesh side bits of the top i love the hot pink accents mixed with some purple i love the lightning bolt necklace i love how COOL THEY LOOK AUJFHGHHHGHHH

[the-laws-of-physics-were-harmed]

These companions"—and he laid his hand on some of the books—"have been good friends to me

This is where I would have decided that Dracula was Just A Nice And Slightly Weird Man if I were Jonathan. A book lover can never be evil I'm sure this Count is just a little odd :) Definitely not planning to drink my blood!

[iridescentis]

i don't know what the fuck i just witnessed but i did NOT consent to witnessing it GOOD LORD WHAT THE FUCK

[lunarpanda]

A car crashed and a truck flipped in front of my house today.

[heysillybee]

I probably had one of the most realistic dreams so far

[theobromine42]

I see an image and i explode and die

[absolutelybatty]

Horror movie fans are so funny because you'll bring up the biggest actor who's in 10,000 iconic roles, and they'll go, "Oh, the guy from Blood Burger 4: Keep Flipping." and that's the only thing on their filmography that they've seen.

[tals-tower]

the wind whispers secrets with each of its bellows. Do not listen, they are not meant for you

…welcome to nightvale

[binch-i-might-be]

currently trying to decide if I want to start reading a new book in the thirty minutes I have before I have to get ready for work or just take a nap

[superbat-lmao]

Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.

Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.

[emdaisy]

this came to me in a dream

[coldzonkprofessorturtle]

The art of the sleeping sapphic

[kamisden]

"I don't crave your touch, just a gentle reminder that you are still by my side."

i don't know what demons possessed me

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)