#ass burgers

[mogwaisonmars]

he insists that all his posters be tilted

[irokwashere]

Did any of us actually get over Ass Burgers or is that just a canon event for all of us?

[vbettez]

teen stan (and crimson dawn🤩)

[shutinlear53]

In case you ever needed an explanation for my antics

[stanleys-marsh]

im just beating a dead worse, i know, but i still get so mad every time i think how every single person in Stan's life failed him in 'you're getting old' and 'ass burgers', like they didn't care how much of assholes and negligent they were being to him, and even though i get that it's not easy dealing with someone with depression, it seemed like they gave up so quickly or just thought it was nothing big. (and i still hold a grudge against all of them for that, idgaf lmao)

but story-wise, i like that they go down this path, because yeah, sometimes you can't even trust the people you love the most, you're just by yourself. stan realizing this so young will always break my heart. and despite everything, there is even some kinda of generational trauma when we see that since sharon was unable to break the cycle and move on, stan realized that it wasn't worth trying either. going back to drinking was inevitable, because that way everyone would stop thinking he was """annoying""", and they wouldn't have to worry about his """bad mood""" ruining their joy.

stan seemed to be back to his old self, so he was probably fine, right? 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

anyways i love this arc with all my heart, and also i want to kill all of those fuckers that failed stan lmao

[fennecfiree]

CUTEST

[cakepark]

Request: Randy eats a burger

The burgers are so good! Randy can’t get enough of them ..Stan wants to know the secret ingredient in it!

[gracieblood]

stan in 15x08

[frankensteinposm0]

STOP HER!! she is this close 🤏 to rewatch YGO & Ass Burgers during exam time just to feel a little better (she won't)

[irokwashere]

*inhales* Puppy werewolf Stan trying to hide and mask his sadness and disappointment in things so he doesn’t make his friends go away again, but Kyle’s heart SHATTERS because Stan’s ears are down and his tail his droopy despite the forced smile and misty, tearing up eyes

[crunchybees]

love all my autizzies

[bootleg-nessie]

I hate when you go to a restaurant and the food tastes bad, like bro if I wanted ass burgers I’d look in a mirror

[treesters]

It doesn’t matter which Lake we’re on… I always look so warped, so unstable.

Maybe my distorted reflections were just… me.

[mo-mode]

Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.

[irokwashere]

“How are you feeling today?”

“South Park S15E7/S15E8”

“Oh. O h”

“Yeah”

- An actual conversation I had in my own head.

[solazu1]

Based off the WWE match I saw last night