#musical besties

[pepperangers]

au where levi weston and kira ford collab on a song but they have to hide their ranger identities from eachother throughout the whole thing because they both believe the other to be a Normal Civilian With No Powers so they just come up with increasingly elaborate excuses for why they need to leave all the time

[messymoonmad]

Since im not very normal when it comes to designing im always more efficient when i design straight up on an illustration so here goes the main suitors :

Antinous (lion🦁) : loud arrogant and imposing. Will laugh at your face and threaten you in cold blood.

Eurymachus (snake🐍): hypocrite manipulative conniving bitch. Will gaslight you with a kind smile. Hates mediocrity

Amphinomous (bear🐻) : he's the answer to choosing a man or a bear. Not inherently evil. He thinks the beggar is funny (not knowing its ody). He is just a guy who's easily influenced by his terrible friends.

(Credit to pinkcherry097 on instagram for the joke)

[sarnai4]

Au. Before the Trojan war when Ares and Ody are asked to try to get along.

(Ares and Ody are sitting awkwardly across from each other.)

Ody: So, Athena asked us to try finding what we have in common.

Ares: We both want this to end. Done. (Stands up)

Ody: Yeah, but I don't think that's what she meant....uh, I love Penelope and you love Aphrodite.

Ares: That's true. (Sits back down) Aphrodite's amazing.

Ody (with a goofy grin): Penelope just has the brightest laugh.

Ares (head in hand): Aphrodite's so smart and pretty.

(Hours later, they're kicking their feet in the air while on their stomachs)

Ody (gleefully): And then this one time, Penelope made this little snort sound!

Ares (gasping): You're kidding! Aphrodite does that too! It's adorable!

Ody: I know right!

(Penelope and Aphrodite are about to enter the room. Athena stops them.)

Athena: Don't do in there. You'll be a distraction.

Penelope (confused): There's so much giggling in that room. We wanted to see what was going on.

Athena:...bonding.

Aphrodite: Between who?

Athena (directing them both away from the room): You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

[witchyam]

realised that dean and cas are best friends. like yeah they're in love but they're best friends. that's crazy. what the fuck.

[likeastars]

In a wicked good ending au where Elphaba does a Révolution and gets an actual position of power (like president or high ranking mister or smt) I know I KNOW Glinda and Fiyero would looooove to be the eye candy pending on her arm. They are both really socially involved and have important high earning jobs but whenever elphaba has a charity gala or a business dinner or smt they SPRINT back home because they have to put on their campy-ass extra cunty extra stupid dresses that would be absolute EYESORES on anyone else. They strut in the room with their color coordinated outfits and their sharp green eyeliner and they charm envoys and royals and business magnates and then they flounce back to their dearest "Elphie" with the happiest grins in world. They went to the exact same tanning place and they have the exact same amounts of cleavage showing. There are magazines FULL of pictures of "the president scandalous little bimbos" where they wear the exact same heart-shaped pink glasses.

This is all very bad for elphaba because finding the time to fuck them both at very important political events is HARD and TIRING and DANGEROUS because they are very often stupid and DO NOT LOCK THE DOORS. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I CAN'T BE CAUGHT GOING DOWN ON YOU IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM BY THE CHANCELLOR. AGAIN. OH MY FUCKING GOD

[backpackingspace]

Athena with odysseus: surprise attacking odysseus and bodily slamming him to palace walls (for awareness training). Randomly kidnapping him from the palace to drop him in the woods (or the ocean or on two memorable occasions on a completely different island) (survival training), using her full strength in sparing matches (odysseus has many broken bones) dragging him up by his wrist so they're face to face. Not being careful with how often she uses quick thought or any of her other powers (what? He seems fine. She's sure odysseus has always been a freak it's definitely not brain damage it's/fine/hes /fine)

Athena with telemachus, after she accidentally knocked him out once: right right odysseus and penelope taught me how to do this when they had me babysit you. Gotta be gentle so so gentle. Gotta support the head gotta craddle humans not yank them up by the wrist (she knew odysseus was a freak why didn't he say anything??) Can't just funnel her full power into the kid gotta be so gentle.

[irunaki]

Pallas in my baby owlthena au :3

[s--strawberry]

this scene is so good !!! how can a 7 seconds clip have so many things

niko being the only one noticing edwin changed his style and complimenting him

edwin looking behind him assuming she wasnt talking about him then realizing she was and smiling

charles just taking the opportunity to check him out

10/10

[microvibing]

Hermes n Aeolus in vengeance saga

[akicklineisinevitable]

no genuinely i think the fastest way to a Max Jägerman Redemption Arc(TM) is putting him in the drama club. it would help him get over his toxic masculinity AND let him be a dramatic bitch without being a bully about it. High School Musical his ass

[yoevi24]

Did you know I can draw not only objects but people too ? 😈

[bothersomedirtchild]

Local spooky menaces

Ref under the cut!

[blossoms-phan]

thinking about what it means to be chained together, work, life and social, to quite literally be beside each other in life and… still make the confirmation that phil is indeed the funniest person he knows sound like the most earnest and sincere thing in the entire world? to spend so many of your days and years together now, with evidence of all those smiles and laughter written all over your face. something about the simplicity of these questions, timeless ones but untainted by social media or meme speak, leaning fully into the girly sleepover night energy but also just… answering so honestly, in a way that’s funny and charming and completely them but walls down. thinking about them trying to make dil and tabitha best friends and being disappointed when that reduced their romance level. thinking about “i think 14-year-old dan and phil would have been friends”, about more than just romantic, about i didn’t have a best friend for the first 18 years of my life, real best friends. their friendship is so important real lovers are friends first etc etc

[mischas]

The O.C. 1.02 The Model Home

[melodyartist-blog]

I love that your Odysseus has a nose scar that resembles Athena's nose mark. Love them matching💕

YEAH SOMEBODY NOTICED! ✨🤸‍♀️🎉🎊

[ggarbagee]

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