#multiple at a time is crazy

[starscreamsleftarm]

We need constructicons and prowl! All of them taking turns with him!

Absolutely!

Oh poor Prowl just can’t handle a single big bad Constructicon’s spike and now he has to take on multiple at a time!

They’re so mean too. They’ll keep filling him up and thrusting his swollen valve until he’s begging for a break. (they don’t stop)

Prowl will be trying to catch a break when they plug him up. can’t waist all their transfluid Prowl will be humping and squirting all over their spikes, all night long as he rubs his already swollen nod, maybe one of them sucking on it as well.

Next thing you know, Prowl is wobbling around with a hand on his swell belly as the Constructicons walk beside him with big smirks on their faces.

They know everyone knows that they knocked Prowl up. Only question is which one will be paying child support

None they’re all broke and living off Prowl

[girlwiththegreenhat]

team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years

work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years

half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts

shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one

[boimgfrog]

People are so scared of polyamory but it's normal as hell. Like it should not be this complex of a topic 4 people. Literally ur just dating more than one person. Or more than two people are dating each other. It's not some crazy concept like oh my god it's just a different way of dating

[hellsitegenetics]

What’s the most unusual request you’ve gotten so far?

probably the guy who sent me their full name and then offered to send me their address if it wasn't enough text to BLAST

[welcometogrouchland]

I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)

[kibutsulove]

this 2 month old ref drawing of my design for ozai and iroh’s mom (fire lady ilah) that i never posted now that i think abt it

[divorceblogger]

it’s the fantasy of submission!

[fuzziiwuzzii]

FARLEIGH I LOVE YOUUUUUUU I NEED TO WATCH SALTBURN AGAIN,,,

[meowsticmarvels]

zero escape textposting because im Quite deranged right now. Yeah

[kaylatoonz]

I’m I only one who never thought sonamy (in the game) was one sided?

I always thought sonic liked/loved Amy but didn’t recognize it at first because he in Sega words “has a boys heart” and need to grow up or something along those lines.

Then later in the series maybe unleashed🤔, sonic begin to recognize those feelings but he doesn’t know how to express them without running away like he usually does.

So for the time being, he’s content with their friendship and their chase dynamic at least until frontiers happen…👀

[simplydnp]

Wait, sorry. Did Phil essentially say he loves Dan? In front of everyone? And we're being normal about it?

mmm i wouldn't say we're being normal about it

we've definitely had our classic gifs and breakdowns, but i think since there was so much else in the video to focus on, it hasn't taken center stage.

like, to me, the 'would you love me' is not as emotionally impactful as the 'i better fucking die first' because the former is a well-known meme structure at this point, vs the latter being argubaly the most married thing that i've ever heard dan howell say. like you're planning to be together forever and are fondly rolling your eyes at executing his will so you better be the one to go first? devastating. forget either of them going first, i might at this point 🤧

[joejhang]

you ever think about how andrew's freak out after neil got kidnapped wasn't about the deal they made? andrew was FREAKING the fuck out and he didn't even stop to think about why. it wasn't because he had broken his promise and it wasn't because neil wasn't around to keep his, no, it was because it was NEIL. and despite everything, andrew CARES. he CARES about NEIL MF JOSTEN. he couldn't even excuse it by saying it was about the deal, because neil broke it off. he couldn't hide behind the promise he made, because neil made him break it, so it isn't about andrew, or the promise or the deal, it's about neil.

[sparklinpixiedust]

The omnitirix : trying to sample and store the osmosian DNA from Kevin

Kevin: sampling and storing the DNA from the omnitrix.

[mortalheartache]

I want to put Hayden Christensen in a terrarium and hand feed him lettuce and various nuts and fruits and study him

[morphestic]

i love rare pairs