#jay says a thing

[boimgfrog]

Boyfriend called me like "hey....I think I saw a spoiler for delicious in dungeon.." and I was like aww that sucks what was it? Thinking it was like laios being king or something, and this boy says, "yeah, apparently chilchuck like...is in love with senshi?" And I hate to say it I really do but I laughed in that man's face until I couldn't breathe

[boimgfrog]

introducing the phrase "you can't be talking like that white baby" has been a bombshell to my friend group. everyone is white baby. someone cuts you off in traffic? you can't be driving like that white baby. someone says something astonishing? you cannot be saying these things white baby. someone is quiet in conversation? speak up white baby let's hear what's going on there. instakill to everyone involved in the conversation

[boimgfrog]

hey guys i made a quiz from hell come test your luck <3

[boimgfrog]

People are so scared of polyamory but it's normal as hell. Like it should not be this complex of a topic 4 people. Literally ur just dating more than one person. Or more than two people are dating each other. It's not some crazy concept like oh my god it's just a different way of dating

[boimgfrog]

hey girl is that a hand in your pocket or is your penis just five

[boimgfrog]

I call my dick girl cos I'm scared of her

[boimgfrog]

using my dom voice to make needy subs download firefox

[boimgfrog]

it's always "autism acceptance" until the autistic person is weird, or fat, or a man, or has poor hygiene, or a POC, or makes unfunny jokes, or isn't a cute feminine gay, or is actually bad at communicating, or needs to have things explained to them, or is too loud, or too quiet, or needs to be told something multiple times to understand it, or has mannerisms that make people stare at them, or, or, or, etc. if you would show patience to the cute autistic girl who collects plushies and stims by flapping her hands then you MUST show equal patience to the large autistic boy who stims by humming or hitting his head and worms underwater welding into every conversation. I am no longer asking. your acceptance cannot begin and end with people you deem palatable.

[boimgfrog]

I do believe polyamory is the answer like 85% of the time. the other 15% is when 'leave his ass' is the answer btw

[boimgfrog]

went to the hospital for a heart problem and got diagnosed with. scoliosis.

[boimgfrog]

who needs generative ai when I have a best friend who likes picsart. I can say "show me a mouse in a post-apocalyptic wasteland giving me a cookie" and in minutes. bam.

[boimgfrog]

COFFEE TOMORROW AND BOBA TEA <333

[boimgfrog]

sure he gives good head but does he give good shoulders knees and toes?

[boimgfrog]

"vice president" is such a cool title it sucks that we use it for like, politicians and shit. "hello this is the president of vices" and then its the most boring looking person imaginable