#more like homocide

[cevherien]

Wait hear me out—

Ellie by herself is already crazy, BUT IF SHE HAD DINA W HER???

are you insinuating a love triangle 😈

Cause wether or not dina shows any interest in reader Ellie will still go ahead of herself and get jealous (she's a bit silly as you may know) And if she does show any interest in reader, like explicitly, homie-cide i think.

[movedtodykedvonte]

One thing I appreciate is that they have been showing how depressed some of the characters are by having them do things incredibly out of character for them

Simon threw away a child’s book, making her cry, which given his own daughter he would never do in a good headspace

Prismo took someone saying wish on accident and used it as there one wish, when he actively refused to use up Jake’s one wish for a sandwich

The Lich held up the main trio and could’ve killed them, but decided not to, which is the most surprising of the three

I like this but also it’s mostly caused by the fact that the characters got what they wanted:

Simon only became so hostile cause he was constantly reminded how much happier and cooler they saw him as Ice King despite him wanting to be Simon. He’s realizing it’s not being easy when he feels like no one knows Simon and only the Ice King.

The Lich is despressed cause his existence is meaningless now. He is the bringer of extinction and there’s nothing to end now. He won. Even if he killed the three hee be back to having absolute victory and being without purpose, without meaning. I think it’s the least surprising to me cause if my purpose was rendered meaningless by my own hand… What’s the point?

Prismo is a special case in that it’s more he clearly doesn’t have anyone. Prismo isn’t really allowed to fulfill his own wants and by trying to do so it did cause problems for him but technically completely separate fro why he’s depressed. Also I think the wish is in character as Prismo is a tad bit snarky and mischievous, he describes his wishes as trick wishes himself. The Jake thing is more Prismo like really liked Jake and broke rules for him. It’s more so Prismo wouldn’t have been so blasé about the wish but he’s sorta in a rut since his dog crush died.

I think it perfectly shows that each character reacts a different way to being stuck in their lives that are supposed to be wonderful now and how it affects others who believe that they are happy.

[nejackdaw]

Me earlier: haha, what were you guys doing in college?

Me, starting the next chapter: "ONLY BID ME GOODNIGHT?????" Sleep deprived, shot, bleeding, feverish, on the run, etc etc and "TELL ME GOODNIGHT?????"

And I'd like to bring your attention to:

"I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU MY WORD," HE SAID

His DOZEN YEAR AGO COLLEGE CLASSMATE broke into his house at 2am (actually 11pm, because he confessed he'd been in the house three hours,) bleeding, starving, hasn't slept in three days, basically confessed to theft (not much other explanation,) confessed to wanting to murder, and then ASKED HIM TO TELL HIM GOODNIGHT, and when he suddenly was like "no funny business about betraying me" you get OFFENDED bc you GAVE HIM YOUR WORD

WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING IN COLLEGE?????

[3cosmicfrogs]

fuck marry kill: golden kamuy, atla, radiant emperor

3 queens stand before me.

Marry alta, its the most wholesome. Media of all time. an incredibly respectable choice. one you would bring home to your parents.

fuck the radiant emperor series. zhu? extremely fuckable. baoxiang? extremely fuckable. ouyang? so unfuckable that he's looped back to being fuckable. Xu Da? canonical sex god. ma? pussy so good it will make you want to be a better person. esen-temur? BARKBARKBARKBARK this is THE esen thirst blog, need i even say it?

kill golden kamuy. out of the three, killing it would actually be the Horniest option. it would pop the king of all boners while i choke the life out of it if im being honest... everybody say "thank you, noda!"

[transjeffdr]

Yeah, these'll fit here ^^

I made some fire pride flags a few days ago, hope at least 1 person likes them

[sanguinewolves]

hate this stupidfucking chair

[millionsnife]

tag dump tba

[epicswagdivorceguy1]

every day i am so grateful that my favorite animals are vultures and flies and other 'gross' animals bc i literally do not think i could handle seeing like, unethical pet vulture videos/gifs/images shared around casually, like what's done with more popular, 'palatable' wild animals being kept as pets

[animaljamgirl16]

my mom has hurt me so many times in my life, sometimes unintentionally, & its such a weird feeling cos theres some things ill never forgive her for ? and i resent her so much for shit thats happened to us and things she’s said to me and the experiences i’ve lost because of her . but at the same time i see her and i just see a little girl who was hurt by the ppl around her and never learned how to truly love others and be loved and it kills me

[enigmaris]

Ive written like 20k words for my two dpxdc ideas but of course my mind is giving more ideas:

Ghost King!Danny gets summoned one time by a cult and is like 'absolutely not'. He is already barely scraping by in highschool with all of his ghost fights, if he can be magically yoinked at any time he can kiss graduation goodbye.

He asks his ghost friends and one of them tells him he will need a human magic user to create a ward for him, since its human magic thats summoning him the protection should come from the same source.

Now where to find a magic user that can

1) make a protective ward for a half ghost/ half tired teen

2) will do that when Danny has about 3 dollars in his piggy bank

Danny through whatever means are the funniest discovers the soul tax evading John Constatine and has an idea!

A few days later John finds out his soul has been bought by the high king of the infinite realms, who last he checked, was a homocidal maniac.

This isnt going to end well.

[malachitezmeyka]

Маленький by Дайте Танк (!) is such a Suiren song I’m gonna cry

“Once again, I’m young, the sun is bright

Mom is stronger than everyone in the world

I’m once again scared of dogs

And being left home alone.

And the trees are so big,

Bad words are unknown to me

Wanna play hide and seek?

The grass is again up to my waist.

I can’t reach the floor with my feet

Or is it the floor that can’t reach me?

Those who I once considered my enemies

Are only making honey.

I’m still me, but children shake their heads,

They didn’t recognise me, they say they can’t help.

I’m stronger now and I won’t climb in bed with my mother

The monsters didn’t come – I waited for them all night”

[dellinah]

I kicked myself out of a depressive state to watch this movie and pick myself up and I found it so APPALLINGLY BAD that ngl I was too stumped to remember I was depressed in the first place for a bit so positive points for it somehow??

TAI LUNG | KUNG FU PANDA 4 (2024) Dir. Mike Mitchell

[shanieveh]

jealousy, jealousy . . .

- everyone can see his rageful eyes as he looks at the both you, except for you (genshin men)

Murder. Execution. Homocide. These were the words echoing in NEUVILLETTE's mind as he looked at the two of you.

How can you sit there and laugh and look so beautiful?

The chief justice can't do jokes, unlike him. He can't smile and jest so easily, unlike him, and that's what infuriates him. But little did he know, that precious smile of yours can only be made because the topic of conversation was him.

The God of Geo gave prosperity and stability to the land of Liyue and that is about to crumble if ZHONGLI looked at the both of you dancing for even one morea second.

A childhood bestfriend, huh?

Then why was he so eager to grab your waist?! That was his to grab! Didn't you say you were his and that we was yours? Enough. That guy won't mind a bit of indestructible power of earth and contracts? He... was about to face the wrath of the rock.

At this rate, WRIOTHESLEY would have a brand new prisoner. Every single one of his friends is forcing him to keep his fists in his pockets and so far it has not been working.

Don't give my spouse some puny ass flowers, you punk!

His mind was going into the direction of violence, chanting the ancient languages of tevyat to send this guy into Celestia. But as you saw him and smiled happily and gave him a flying kiss... why was he mad again?

LYNEY was not the jealous type, he thinks so. So when he say you with him out of all people, it popped off twelve bloodvessels. You shouldn't be near him, that was your ex! He was taller, much more muscular..

He can't be insecure, he was Lyney after all!

He was deeply insecure, more than everything. No more glints of rage and sadness, but rather, a sad cat in need of cuddling and as you see this poor sight you immediately dismissed your ex. He was your home after all, the love of your life.

So it wasn't normal to destroy several properties after learning your significant other kissed someone in the cheek? ALHAITHAM knew it was a 5 year old but it didn't make a big of a difference. That for me him was betrayal.

Oh so you want cuddles now? After everything you did?

It took you 71 hours and 56 minutes of constant cooing and cuddling and reassurance for the big baby to forgive you for kissing an actual baby. In the end he hugged your chest in front of that 5 year old and smirked for him to know his place.

KAEYA was a natural flirt who gives flattery to everyone who surrounds him, so when another guy gives you that type of flattery then he wishes to relish the depths of hell.

What do you mean they look like most echanting rose?! Don't compare them to a mere flower!!

And the list of argument comes on as he mades on his way to you both with a sparkle in his eyes. A mission. To wipe that guy's stupid smirk off his face. Forever.

[beenbaanbuun]

after sex w/ yunho

wrote this while i should’ve been getting ready for work lmaoooo

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yunho groaned from where he lay beside you. “up you get, little one,” he said, voice hoarse from where he’d been barking instructions at you for the past hour or so. you pout at him, really not wanting to leave his warm embrace and face the cold word that awaited outside your bed, “don’t give me that look.”

“what look?” you furrow your brows at him.

“that one right there,” he grumbles, “the one where you look like a homocidal chihuahua - all pouty lips and angry eyebrows and not a thought between them.”

he smirks as he you slap his chest. the sound reverberates around the room and it stings a little, but yunho can take a lot more than that. he’s pretty sure his back is bleeding in more than a few places from where you’d been clawing at it. maybe you were more like a chihuahua than he originally thought.

“i think,” you argue, “i think so much!”

he hums.

“you think too much,” his eyes land on your flaming eyes and he struggles to hold back a laugh. even when you’re trying to seem intimidating, he can’t help but find you adorable. you’re like a cute puppy that has a penchant for ankle biting - your expression of frustration only made you that much more sweet, “and nothing you think about is ever relevant. face it, pipsqueak, you’re a chronic overthinker; now get up, will you?”

he has you dead to rights there, shutting you up before you can even slip another word through your lips. instead you scrunch your face up and cross your arms in one last act of defiance. you don’t want to get up, and even though you know he’ll make you, you can at least make it difficult for him.

a small shove against your shoulder is immediately followed by another one, and if yunho’s tactic is annoying you into getting up, you’re afraid he might be successful. the first two pushes are nothing you can’t live with, but then he pushes you a third time, and then a forth, and then you let out an annoyed groan. clearly yunho wasn’t going to stop any time soon.

“why do i have to get up anyway?” you say as you roll a couple of inches away from him. of course, he just follows and continues his prior annoyance on you, “i’m comfy here in your arms, and you promised we could be ‘gross and shower in the morning’.”

“we can be gross and shower tomorrow,” he replies, “but you know well and good that we pee after sex in this household, missy. being gross and sweaty for a night is completely different to getting a UTI, don’t you think?”

you mutter some expletives under your breath, because fuck him for being right. always so smart, and always so smug about it too. you give him a single petty shove back before rolling to the edge of the bed and standing up. your limbs feel heavy, and you almost wish you could rewind a few seconds and beg yunho to carry you instead. he’d probably have done it, too, but it’s too late now. with you already standing next to the bed, achy limbs and all, he’d probably just shoo you away if you asked.

you go to walk away, managing to take a single step before he grabs you by the wrist. you turn to him, noticing the sly smile he wears, and cock a brow.

“what?” you ask.

“you know what.”

“yunho, they’re covering in my cum,” you groan, “that’s so gross.”

he scoffs.

“you’re covered in your cum too, but i don’t think you’re gross.”

again, you groan. you know exactly what he’s asking for, and you know he’s not going to give up until he gets it. with a sigh and a slow, disgruntled hand, you pick your abandoned panties off of the floor and throw them at him. they hit his chest with a slap, and he can’t help but giggle to himself as he lifts them to his face and takes a sniff.

“thanks, hot stuff,” his voice is muffled by the material, “now hurry up and pee so you can come back and cuddle.”

you sigh.

“fine, but you better not have a boner when i get back!”

[killhimagain]

tmbg fans (in the comment section of youtube videos) talk about JL like hes a supernatural being whos lived 1000 years and has infinite knowledge about everything in the universe and tmbg fans talk about JF like hes just broken into their homes and eaten all their bread

[bricky-brikson]

Thinking about the "trilion and 12 years old" joke about Bill and thinking about his psychological development after the Euclydia massacre

In the show, we see that while he can plan ahead and manipulate people, he's often foiled by his own impulsiveness/anger/emotions. His ultimate goal is to escape the Nightmare Realm/Dimension 0. And sure, he says this is because he promised the Henchmaniacs he'd help them, but ultimately as others have pointed out, Bill is terrified of death. He wants to live forever - have "a party that never ends with a host who never dies". All he cares about is himself, his own survival and hedonism

All this to say, Bill has the emotional development of a teen. He hasn't gotten past the self-centredness nor the reward/adrenaline seeking behaviour, but has emotionally evolved enough to be able to manipulate people and such (and be able to feel guilt, even if it's just a picogram). Though his immaturity shows when he doesn't get his way.

One might think that, being a trillion years old, he would've developed a bit, but here's the thing - major traumas can "freeze" people at certain developmental stages. We don't know how old Bill was when Euclydia was destroyed - though considering his behaviour I would bet he was a teen.

(Or whatever the equivalent of that stage is for his species. They have exoskeletons- do they have instars then? Whatever, that's not on the topic of this post)

Seeing his entire dimension destroyed after (what was probably) a well-intentioned attempt to show them what he saw ("They'll see. They'll all see.") permanently emotionally stunted him. However it was he got his powers, he was a teen/young adult with powerful abilities who had just erased an entire dimension from existence and was now accountable to no one but himself while also being deeply traumatized. His constant partying and implied substance use were probably the only coping mechanisms he could think of, dissociating because he has no idea how to actually confront what happened. The way he talks about the massacre - he detaches himself from it yet still admits guilt ("A monster."). Only post-divorce does he implicate himself in the event, though still obscuring its true nature ("I liberated them.").

Being surrounded by individuals who are similarly maladjusted for most of his trillion-year lifespan certainly didn't help things. The Henchmaniacs are likely somewhat stunted as well, or at the very least don't offer much in the way of mature/emotionally adult conversation, especially since Bill reacts so poorly (read: homocidally) to any sense of malcontent.

Which is to say, I think part of why Ford was important to Bill was because, compared to him, Ford was more emotionally developed (Ford is emotionally stunted in his own ways, but not as severely as Bill IMO). Subconsciously, their relationship was reaching a hand out to the scared teenager in the centre of Bill's psyche and offering him someone to lean on- someone who had their shit a little bit more figured out. A kind of figure Bill hadn't had since he killed his parents.

Of course, such vulnerability probably felt so alien that Bill tried to distance himself. I always wondered - why didn't Bill just lie to Ford about his plan to take over Dimension 49'\ ? Ford would've believed him, finished the portal, and Bill's plan would've been fulfilled. Well, I think it was Bill trying to burn the emotional bridge. In his own impulsivity, his own desire to dissociate instead of confront, he would rather make sure that he would never be able to be vulnerable to Ford than fulfill his grand plan.

...

I don't remember where I was going with this. There's no conclusion. I'm spinning this triangular multidimensional tyrant at physically impossible speeds in my mind and if I didn't write something about him my skull was going to turn into a fine powder. It's almost 2 AM, so it's entirely possible this post makes 0 sense, in which case feel free to inform me of that in the notes.