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[piosplayhouse]

Well here's some of my favorite wlwangxian smut fics 🫡

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[hellinglaozu]

The problem with being a gay who can do math is that your brain starts mathing the math

[spiritofpassionfruit]

Sha Hualing and Liu Mingyan were so lesbian with each other they needed to reincarnate again as Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji in order to find other ways to fuck. In this essay I will—

[demonicfarmer69]

nyancheng demands attention from his gege! 😾 commission for @spriteofmushrooms thank you so much! 💜

[chiixcat]

Did Lan Wangji go to the Cold Springs to make sure Wei Wuxian wouldn't see his massive boner

[sagisbrainrot]

My husband was trying to explain something about the game he was playing and honestly, I was reading a hualian fic so I wasn’t paying too much attention. I thought I was doing a good job handling both but apparently it was obvious I wasn’t paying full attention.

Instead of just calling me out though, he suddenly says “Oh, are you reading your GAY fanfiction again?? Is Wei Wuxian being a giant DICKEATER more important than me?!” And it caught me so off guard I laughed so hard I started crying and said “well I mean… Wei Wuxian being a Lan Wangji dickeater is kinda canon so 😭”

[tianshanb]

I'm so obsessed with this song!!! The ego boost is so good.

AAAAHHHH

This is so goodddd. What character do you guys associate with this?

Isn't this giving red robin so hard? Nightwing? Nei Huaisang? GOJO??

Like the self-confidence in this and sneakiness is unmatched, lol. It's giving Kim possible vibes!

[unfortunatelycake]

To follow on from the Ladies Version...

MDZS has so many dead guys, so part 2 is coming right up!

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[yourlocalshapeshifter]

Wei Wuxian kins Dick Grayson and Jin Ling kins Damian Wayne I don’t make the rules

[rejectedfables]

“JGY is different from WWX because he solves his problems with murder, torture, [sexual violence], and other evils” sweet summer child, you are HILARIOUS and your assigned reading is Wen Chao’s death sequence

[piosplayhouse]

Completely non sequitur but if you've never read the mdzs fic where lwj buys $4,000 worth of eboy cosplayer wwx's bathwater please do it's genuinely so good (rated E)

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

MXTX once said LWJ is her ideal type of man

And she was so right for that

[just-another-dream-about-yuu]

the entirety of mzds would not have happened if jin guangshan simply used condoms

[thewhitehairedwitchgirl]

Plot idea that I am obsessed with but will probably never write: MDZS x Hades AU.

WWX as the sad God of the Dead pining for his husband who he believes is too good for him and must stay away from. LWJ as the even sadder even more pining God of Life who thinks his husband hates him and stays away because he thinks this is what WWX wants. And LSZ as their absolutely done with this soap opera bullshit son who just wants his dads to be happy together.

(also feat: every other MDZS character as the gods granting boons)

[akira-akahoshi]

Ngl I feel like giving JC a gun might either help him or kill him… please someone write this

[unfortunatelycake]

OK here's part 2, following on from part 1 & the Ladies' Version...

Winners of part 1 & 2 will be pitted against each other in one final showdown of hypothetical necromancy!

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