#military-quote

[thepersonalwords]

Truth is after you've put out all the INFO to your Soldiers in formation they'll soon forget what you said but will never forget what you did behind those words.

Donavan Nelson Butler

[sher-ee]

He said it. He said all of it.

[nocternalrandomness]

[moonage-daydreamy]

watching taehyung de-twinkified from the military and so buff in his sdt uniform and looking so fatal did something to me. like, sir, you were literally a fruit? also makes me fear what I will witness as jeonghan goes into the military. bros an immovable object against the unstoppable force.

[eiraeths]

soap: not trying to flirt or anything but i’d share my crayons with you if you were hungry

ghost: that is flirting

soap: i am flirting, eat these crayons with me

[acosmic]

the popularity of clothing in fixed sizes encountered “multiple cultural resistance[s]” because “they were established for ‘dominated’ people and colonial subjects who usually were part of administrations: children, prisoners, boarders, or soldiers.”

from "Body Doubles: The Origins of the Fashion Mannequin" by Alison Matthews David, quoting Manuel Charpy; available here

[until-mourning]

[cod-dump]

*in a meeting*

Price: Alright, let’s get something straight-

Ghost: *immediately puts his hand up*

Price: … yes, Ghost?

Ghost: Can I leave since I’m not straight?

Price: No because then all of you would leave

Ghost, looking around him: Point taken

Alex: Then can we leave if we’re straight?

Farah: You’re not straight, Alex

Alex: I’m not?!

Farah, looking him dead in the eye: The Christmas party, 2020

Alex: … okay, Price, let’s get this show on the road-

[incquotesx]

jungkook : bitch

jimin : *blocked*

jungkook, calling jimin : wait, unblock me I've something to tell you

jimin : *unblocked*

jungkook : bitch

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

me: i am a fucking 22 year old adult you think a song can make me cry? *plays 'me' by scoups* me: you're absolutely right i will sob like a loser

[clarissaweasley-10]

Sophie : What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Keefe: What the hell do you do?

Sophie : I die? What kinda question...

[melancholygirl111]

[deadpresidents]

"Everyone was calling everyone. I was honored to call one of the family members of the 9/11 victims; I called the House Homeland Security Committee and [Secretary of Homeland Security] Janet Napolitano. While I was in the Situation Room, I overheard one of the White House operations, saying [on the phone], 'Oh, I'm so sorry -- I didn't know you didn't work for President Clinton anymore. Do you know where I can reach him?' President Obama was calling his predecessors, George W. Bush and President Clinton. The operator is trying to find President Clinton. I looked at him and I said, 'Hold on one minute.' And I stepped back into the main room, [Secretary of State] Hillary [Clinton] was there, and I said, 'Madam Secretary, I'm really sorry to bother you, but do you have your husband's phone number?'

-- Mike Leiter, Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, on the immediate aftermath of the raid that killed Osama bin Laden on May 2, 2011. President Obama was trying to get in touch with his immediate predecessors to notify them about the successful special forces operation and bin Laden's death, but there was some trouble finding contact information for former President Bill Clinton until Leiter realized he could simply ask Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for the former President's phone number.

[thinkingsmart]

16757 Michael 📡 @yourchocolatemichael

[sunshinefox35]

Incorrect Quotes COD Pt. 6

Hi guys, sorry for not posting at all, my work has kept me so busy and after long days out on the field, I have no more motivation left. I'll be getting to the requests real soon, I promise. Thank you for being so patient and enjoy another COD shit post!

Roach: "What do you call murder, vandalism and sabotage?" Reader: "Hobbies" Roach: *Gasp* Reader: "...that Reader does not partake in."

Rudy: "Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?" Soap: "They do." Reader looking up from their paper work alarmed: "W-why did say that with such certainty?!"

Soap: "Hey Ghost! What are your plans for next year?!" Ghost: "New year new me!" *Burning of Fingerprints*

Reader bleeding out in the back of the ambulance: "But I want it!" Paramedics: *driving past McDonalds* "I said no!"

Soap: "I hate your giraffe looking, Shrek jumbo size, t-rex, palm tree looking musty ass." König: "Need a stool? I couldn't hear you all the way down there."

Alejandro: "A human heart costs around 1 million dollars but I gave you mine for free." Rudy: ... Rudy: Why do you know how much a human heart costs?

Captain Reader: So what do you have to say to a Rookie when he messes up?" Ghost annoyed: "You're unable to work here again." Soap: "You're fired." Gaz: "You're promoted to a customer." Captain Reader: "...I quit."

Price: "My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say." Ghost: "Unrealistic, stick to bondage like the rest of us."

Soap, doodling in his sketchbook: "I wanna do Ghost." Gaz: "Like draw him...?" Soap sweating: "Oh yeah ... I can draw him too." TF 141: ... Ghost: ... Ghost: "Wait what?!"

Gaz: "Dinner's ready!" *Reader walking in to see Gaz sitting seductively on the table* Reader: ... Reader: But it's lasagna night...

Reader: "I was thinking an autumn wedding... not too cold not too hot, you know?" Price: " We aren't engaged!?" Reader: ... Reader: "So THAT'S what I forgot to do yesterday!"

[incorrect-ralvez]

Rossi: Can you keep a secret?

Luke: Do you know anything about my life?

Rossi: No, I don't. Good point.