#mean girls text posts

[june-rambles]

who introduced them to tumblr?

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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Bonus:

[katnissmellarkkk]

suzanne collins : “so in the epilogue of mockingjay, katniss only refers to her children as the girl and the boy-”

people who read with one eye shut : “BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T LOVE HER KIDS AND WAS FORCED INTO HAVING THEM BY THE EVIL PEETA MELLARK?”

suzanne collins probably : “because i couldn’t decide on two names i liked.”

[alverelover]

[spiltsoup]

Everyone knows that LITERAL MONSTER is for BOYS and APEX PREDATOR is for GIRLS

[theloveinc]

sugar daddy Bakugo is so funny b/c if he's paying your tuition he's getting mad if you don't go to class

[cuckooclocktopus]

sorry for the damian erasure but this is all so canon to me

[iwatcheditbegin]

I miss when liking Taylor meant you were a loser with no friends. That was our brand

[hopeswriting]

daily life arc miura haru. does anyone know who i'm talking about. do you guys remember her. i still can't believe what happened to her 😔

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

I feel like Fitzjames would keep her dick in the same way she'd keep her first name but Hodgson would get every gender surgery invented to date and she'd know all the technical terms for them and all the etymologies of said terms and she'd cheerfully tell Irving and Little all the bloody medical details of each one and she'd do it while they were eating and Little would want to gently object but would not do so because he wants to be a Good Ally and Irving would ignore all his subtle attempts to change the subject and listen to her with an enthralled intensity usually reserved for church services, which could mean nothing.

[lonelyzarquon]

A thousand bodies piled up I never thought would be enough To show you just what I've been thinking

[andthatscanon]

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

Mean Girls, Winchester Edition:

[katnissandpeetamellark]

Ides of March x Mean Girls x TBOSAS 🐍🗡️

[heart-wit-strength]

Sasha Waybright is so strong, if my two besties from the special besties trio casually made an inside joke in public that I didn't know of at the dinner table and then brushed it off without elaborating further context, I'd practically breakdown on spot and stab myself with a plastic fork

[yuttikkele]

the izuocha vs bakudeku shipwar not dying off being getting STRONGER after the manga ended is SOOOO funny. I really enjoy watching it go down. I’ll scroll by a reel of one bashing the other and it’s just so entertaining. The manga ended and no one won and they’re both throwing rocks harder at each other.

and I think one of the things that makes it so absurdly funny to me is that, I’ve never seen a fandom-wide HUGE ship war, like THE ship war of the fandom, THE brawl for who gets the protagonist, be between a straight and gay ship. Talk about diversity in mainstream media, amirite? Like OF COURSE it’s bnha the fandom known for its gay shipping, but, bnha is still a shounen anime!! It has a LOT of dudebros! The bnha fandom has a lot of queers and a lot of dudebros, and you thought bnha was done? No, this is THE final battle, and they’re going head to head duking it all out.