#mcyt crack

[theworstbiscet]

Fact: all builders are build -I mean absolutely Jacked and this goes for everyone Especially short kings.

(I'm looking at you moss man)

And redstoners are flexible but crack like glow sticks.

[snaky1ello]

Memes :3

[starbamnk]

finally watched new squiddo vid‼️

[sleepyyghostt]

BUT THE VALUE OF THOSE SHELLS WILL FALL 📣📣

[d0not-disturb]

Could you draw the trivia bot and grumbot hanging out?

BROS IN LOVE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

ROBOT YAOI IN 2024😭😭😭🙏WE ARE COOKED😭🙏 AND FREAKY😜😹

[jazzvillain]

ZITS chilling in a hot tub 0 blocks apart cause theyre besties

[icara-mack]

bunnyblade on the SMP what will he do Once again joined @sixteenth-day-event for a v cool prompt <3 Went with the extreme events: switching dimensions prompt!

[airyal245]

@amethystfairy1 the new chapter of Handshakes and Headaches was so GOOD!! Everything really went from 0 to 100 rather quickly with lots of rising action energy. There's a creeper here now?!?! When will Joe return? The various identity reveal possibilities?! Will it be Cub? Maybe Cute Guy or Hypno?

[sixteenth-day-event]

Dream SMP Sixteenth Day Event: Crack Month!

This is a monthly event celebrating the Dream SMP's iconic 16th day of the month, this time under the theme of crack!

How to participate:

There are no sign-ups this time! Just use one of the nine prompts listed above to create a piece of art, writing, or something else—whatever you like! Please keep in mind that this is an event focused on the Dream SMP story and characters, although AUs are also welcomed (and very much encouraged this month lol). I expect that whatever you make will be something silly…

On August 16th, post your work! Remember to @ this blog and use the tag #sixteenthdayevent so I can reblog anything you create!

Plain text prompts:

TWISTED TROPES

Enemies to married

Too much communication

Selective amnesia

EXTREME EVENTS

Switching dimensions

Spontaneous superpowers

Stuck together

STRANGE SETTINGS

It's happening on Twitter

It's happening in Monopoly

And it was all a dream

With special thanks to @milktearosethorn for sharing some of the reverse prompt ideas with me months ago and being patient ever since.

Good luck!

[kishdoodles]

[In the tone of Evbo's narration] In Parkour Civilization, even the sex is parkour.

a.k.a I remembered I have a writing tag on here

[thegoldendaystrikesback]

Crackles version

[theworstbiscet]

I just got bird brain so here's the entire anatomy and procedure for preening wings.

Level 1 you should only care about removing pin feathers and maybe shaking out dirt

Level 2 is a bit trickier because you have to be more gentle seen as the oil glands are directly connected to level 2. But you must gently very gently graze the base of the skin and smooth out the oil to the second and third layer of feathers (you are able to add oil to the first layer but it will most likely already have its own there thanks to rubbing or from the avian themselves)

Level 3 you simply must oil the feathers correct separated barbs and maybe shake out dirt from the bottom of the shaft.

Demonstrative subjects oil has been dyed black for easier sight (natural oil will be see through if not tinted yellow)

The skin of a wing is very sensitive dew to the oil gland, which is why most avians only preen with their mates in order prevent sexual frustration.

This does not account to the feathers which are safe to touch, but the underside is a bit more forward one might say.

[dantebt]

collection of my recent sketchbook pages

[starbamnk]

context:

[nada-que-ver-por-aqui]

Throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks:

Evbo is not the chosen one

Tabi is the chosen one

Parrot is the chosen one

Zam is/was the chosen one

There is no chosen one (a la Lego Movie)

Everyone in the diamond level were OR were believed to be chosen ones at some point in history

[bucket-of-amethyst]

"Out of context" video makers when the timeline on their video editing software is showing they already have 10 combined hours of sus clips from episode One's alone and they haven't even watched every hermit yet