#maybe it's funny in context too IDK

[ace-and-ranty]

Was sitting here, thinking, "Man, I really gotta watch the WoT S3 trailer", and this prompted me to remember the FUNNIEST book quote I ever came across in the tags.

Every once in a while I remember this exists and start cackling with laughter.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice

[bacchuschucklefuck]

the boy-but-not-that-way-ism of riz gukgak send tweet

[m0e-ru]

guy who knows krav maga fights himself like a girl

[nostalgia-tblr]

loki/william rufus fic, where bill explains that as the second son he has inherited england while big brother bob only got the duchy of normandy, ha ha ha.

[rosenfey]

god going veggie as an autistic person + a picky eater really makes it clear how much more limited your options are huh

[kuiinncedes]

i watched wickeddddddd

[jazz-kity]

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local white boy tells sheridan sensei to kill herself more at 11>!?!??!

[johnbly]

WIP game!

i was tagged by @tortoisesshells ✨

so i have two fics going one rn: 1) in the boat purgatory in at world's end, james comes across gov swann and the two have a final conversation together (not using that for this since i haven't done too much but something to look forward to i guess) and 2) bolt's "what if james had a dragon" fic and subsequent discussions and questions has me now doing a "what if hornblower had a dragon" fic so here is an excerpt from that:

“Who are you?”  The dragonet is speaking French, and internally Hornblower swears. Is French the only language the creature knows? It’s no issue for him, of course, but how can it be expected to be a British dragon if it only knows French? “Captain Horatio Hornblower, most recently of the HMS Sutherland,” he replies, also in French – awkwardly so, because it’s a ridiculously formal introduction to make to a dragon, but in light of never having conversed with one before he’s fallen back on the old habit of saying more than is necessary. “That is not a French name,” the dragon says. In English. “Non – no, it is not. You speak English, then?” “I do.” Pause. “That was a long introduction. I hope you don’t want me to use it whenever I want to call on you?” The idea of a dragon wanting to call on him at all is no less ridiculous than having a conversation with one, but it – he? The voice is deep – has a point. “You can call me 'Hornblower',” he says.

i don't remember who all is writing things that hasn't already been tagged, so if you see this and are a writer, feel free to share!

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

openly weeping at the idea of someone genuinely hating soul punk.

[end-orfino]

I know that I'll sound like every "why is no one talking about this" post and these are pretty infuriating but like, why does no one mention that specific kind of a crush that's like. Mostly focused on adoration. Like you don't even have to be that close to this person, you don't even have to be friends or anything, but you suddenly think they're so cool and nice and just everything neat on this god damned earth and on one hand you know that you don't even know them that well (and sometimes it wouldn't even work out between you two) but at the same time it's unmistakenably a romantic feeling and you still can't help but want to get closer to them in some way. Like is this what all crushes are like? Is this not?? Often experienced? I feel like this should appear in dramas more often bcs these feelings can get so fucking confusing and would make for a good romcom plot.

[space-ninja-fashion-show]

I think Teshin should get to Know A Bit Too Much sometimes. Which is to say the first time Higgins enters the cave Teshin just smiles at him and says something like "glad to see things worked out then" and poor Higgins is just "??????"

[kavehayati]

I can’t find the gif but yk that gif where it’s like that cat who has its hands on its head and its meowing super hard as if it’s in agony ? YEAH THAT ONE … that’s me if a Jin doesn’t shapeshift into Kaveh for me 😓

[waywardsalt]

writing down some notes for bellum traits/speculative biology/whatever so here's a couple so far

he's cold blooded but can't die due to extreme temperatures, it just makes it harder for him to function.

amphibious in the sense that he can survive in both water and air, though he doesn't really need to breathe, if anything he mostly interacts with water and air through traversal differences.

he does move like a squid, he can just float around but to move faster he does need to move his tentacles for slight propulsion and steering, and does intake and jet out water or air for some extra speed. he is not literally a squid creature but he is very similar.

he's got little barbs on the undersides of his tentacles (similar to the texture of a cat's tongue) which help with grabbing onto and holding things.

he can pull his main eye down into his body if he wants to use his mouth as... a mouth, or when he creates those little goop things or otherwise to spit out that purple substance.

[yumishisu]

i need to know what the x-men fan thought of the universe-saving homo hand holding that happened in dp3

Wolverine confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.

[kjclfaller]

NoOoOoOoOOoOOoooO just saw/read the most insane thing, idek how to explain it