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kavehater · 1 month ago
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I can’t find the gif but yk that gif where it’s like that cat who has its hands on its head and its meowing super hard as if it’s in agony ? YEAH THAT ONE … that’s me if a Jin doesn’t shapeshift into Kaveh for me 😓
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mashallah · 4 years ago
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hi aya do you have any muslim haikyuu hcs? if so, please tell omg
WAIT AGRHSD OMG
-ok iwaizumis a full like commited muslim like he goes to friday prayer w his parents and u can catch him praying in the corner of the gym before morning practices
-asahis probably the same but hes like soo happy whenever it’s eid he’ll come to school in a kameez and everything. i wanna hear him read quran that’d b so funny. also he hears tanaka speak arabic and will immediately start a convo in full smiles bc solidarity
-i feel like tanakas would b too.....hes the type to say wallah bro every 2 seconds or like he’ll scream أعوذُ بِٱللَّهِ مِنَ ٱلشَّيۡطَٰنِ ٱلرَّجِيمِ super fast before doing some dumb thing like jumpimg off a roof or landing a spike. he invites the team over for iftar during ramadan too. baby pics r him running around in a little taqiyah. he also carries around a masbaha in his bag which is like normal for muslims but cool bc this is a headcanon
-AKAASHI & BOKUTO TOO Y NOT i feel like bokuto catches him praying in the club room & hes like WAIT U TOO?????? and akaashis like points to the Ali’s sword necklace he’s worn for like the entire time hes been in hs. but anyways bokuto lovesssss the imams stories & he’ll talk about how cool they are randomly but not in a like “have u heard of our lord & savior jesus christ?” type of way he’ll just go up to akaashi & b like LOOK I DREW HUSSEIN and hand him a drawing. they both go to ashura programs together just bc theres one held yearly near fukurodani & neither of them comment when the other cries bc thats like common. akaashi has an accent when he talks in arabic & his voice is rly soothing when he reads quran. bokutos like me and knows like 12 suwar overall but he says ayat al kursi for good luck sometimes HE LEADS LATMIYAT TOO akaashis either on his phone waiting for it to end or like patting his chest rly lightly but bokutos full SLAMMING akaashi always makes them leave early so he doesnt bruise himself bc they have practice the next morning
-also bokuto will hear tanaka b like 3ANJAD (for real? but sarcastically) BRO? or some english-arab phrase from across the training camp gym and will yell back and it becomes a joke between them but annoys everyone bc theyre yelling so often
-edit i added hinata bc theres no way he wouldnt b...... wakes up soo early bc he has to bike to school so he doesnt worry about missing fajr but he prays like LIGHTNING FAST his mom scolds him for it but he does it so quick. his mom has videos of him reading the fatiha as a kid like the type youd find on an arab moms fb page and the team finds a few online and tease him for days. hes not super fluent in arabic but he does his 5 prayers easily & goes WILD when he’s offered to b the imam for a group prayer during training camp. natsus too young to wear a scarf but she chooses to later on & shes super happy in it
-WTF ABOUT THOSE GROUP PRAYERS IN TRAINING CAMP.... it starts when iwaizumi leaves the gym to pray once and the karasuno muslims leave as soon as he does & hes like oh do u guys wanna do it jama3a? more hasanat yk and theyre like YA and yell that theyre doing it to the gym and bokutos like OH SICK IM COMING!!!! ofc akaashi follows it’s cool they do that thing where they all shake hands when they finish. they start doing it every time the teams meet up
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cully42k-blog · 6 years ago
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wallah this been the worst month of my life combo’d wit the worst year of my life. sweardown i deserve all the shit that happened too cos of all the bad energy i put on niggas but its still ceebs. 
just in this month alone three more of my closer mans got locked back to back to back on some fuck shit, like  they facin serious cases. like we all been takin responsibility for what we done n will but we actively tried to change, sweardown we been talkin bout how if all we put is bad energy n legit malice, thats all we gon get back at us from life n we know that so we decided to stop n switch it up n stop doing all this negative shit n move onto some actual good. guess that aint mean shit cos niggas got locked over some old shit that we aint even do no more or wanna do. 
guess that wasnt enough for me tho cos after that same month one more of my mans gets his actual sentence n two more of my mans get jumped. two fucking people get jumped by ten n nobody helped. like ion even care if bare niggas wanna get us n jump us whatever, is what it is, but there were other ‘friends’ who always been saying ‘i gotchu no matter what’ who just fucking stood there n did nothin. like you aint a fuckin bitch if you get bashed we all been bashed, yous a fuckin bitch for watchin your own mans get packed out like a fuckin dog when you couldve helpd but you didnt. till i fuckin die sweardown id rather lose the fight wit my mans n get fucked up together then watch my mans go by themselves. 
still guess that wasnt fuckin enough for me cos after that my mans got poked again. just regular day errything normal and they stabbed him up middle of the city. 
like fuck all this shit bruv like what fuckin gets me is half of these man are good yutes n they cop way fuckin more than they should. like why i keep gettin so fuckin lucky n these yutes aint? why when someone pulls a razor on me n tries to stab me it aint fully pierce my clothes n i just get light scars but when they do it to my mans, the blade pierces. how come when i get jumped i alwayds walk away but when my yutes get packed out they get fuckin broken this n fractured that. how fuckin come errysingle man get locked on some shit n im still fuckin free after all that shit i done, makes fuckin sense aye smh. 
then fuckin top all that shit off yeah like some fuckin joke my dog real fuckin sick. like fuck all this shit. shit was fucked too cos the only way to save her was to pay five thou. ion have one tenth of that but fuck it we finally found a hospital wit payment plan. while all this goin on my dad has the fuckin nerve to say she aint worth it we can buy a better dog for half that. my brother held it down tho n we put some money together to save her. we brought her home n she lookin up n gettin better cos she done got antidotes n medicine n all that so we leave her home wit my moms n go to the pet store all happy n shit to buy her shit. right when we fuckin in the car on the way to get more shit tho my mom fuckin calls me n says she fuckin died. 
like fuck all this shit i know i deserve it but im fuckin done :(
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theteaisaddictive · 7 years ago
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soundtrack to beauty and the beast (2017)
so there is (or was) a thing i remember in the les mis fandom a few years ago where people would replace the soundtrack with pop songs that were lyrically or thematically relevant to the original songs, and i thought i’d do the same with batb. the remake, because it literally just got released on dvd yesterday and i’m bitter that the uk had to wait so much longer than the us
1. prologue pt.1 / aria / prologue pt. 2: dumb [alexandra burke]
you spend more time on look than the rest of my girl friends 
i keep trying to go deep but you don't have a deep end  
there's just nothing there you play with your hair, 
stuck in front of that mirror 
2. belle: skid row (downtown) [little shop of horrors]
then you go 
downtown
where the folks are broke 
you go downtown
where your life’s a joke
3. how does a moment last forever (music box): the power of love [gabrielle aplin]
dreams are like angels
they keep bad at bay
love is the light scaring
darkness away
4. belle (reprise): mean [taylor swift]
someday i’ll be living in a big old city
and all you’re ever gonna be is mean
5. gaston: me and my shadow [robbie williams feat. jonathan wilkes]
like you’ll never get rid of your shadow
you’ll never get rid of me
let all the others fight and fuss
whatever happens
we’ve got us!
6. be our guest: food, glorious food [oliver!]
Food, glorious food,
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
7. days in the sun: what a waste [ian dury and the blockheads]
I could be the driver an articulated lorry
I could be a poet I wouldn't need to worry
I could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholars
I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs
What a waste
8. something there: a thousand and one nights [twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier]
I want to know your story
I want to know your past
So tell me slowly from the start
Leave out no detail
Savour every part
I want to know your story
So make the story last
I want to know each twist and turn
Tell me all I've missed
I've so much to learn
9. how does a moment last forever (montmartre): wishing you were somehow here again [phantom of the opera]
Wishing you were
Somehow here again
Wishing you were
Somehow near
Sometimes it seemed
If I just dreamed
Somehow you would
Be here
10. beauty and the beast: shut up and dance [walk the moon]
A backless dress and some beat up sneaks
My discotheque Juliet teenage dream
I felt it in my chest as she looked at me
I knew we were bound to be together
bound to be together
11. evermore: knowing me, knowing you [abba]
No more carefree laughter
Silence ever after
Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes
Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye
12. the mob song: ego [the saturdays]
You used to be so laid back
You always kept it so cool
I loved you cause of all that
That's the truth 
I don't think you know where your head is
I was always there to help you break the fall
13. beauty and the beast (finale): marry you [bruno mars] / the power of love [huey lewis & the news] / footloose (finale) [broadway’s footloose musical]
Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.
Make a bad one good, mmm make a wrong right
Power of love will keep you home at night
and on my 23rd try
i finally tied my tie
i’ve got this feeling
that life’s no longer holding me down
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krishnaprasad-blog · 5 years ago
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As a pictorial representation of the perverse inhumanity that the “land of Buddha and Gandhi” has embraced as its key performance indicator since 2014, it is difficult to beat the two images that emerged out of Karnataka’s northern-most city, Bidar, in the week following the 70th year of the founding of the Republic.
In the first picture (above), two boys, barely four feet tall, sit alternately crouching and cowering in fear before two XL policemen, one carrying a questionnaire, the other a clipboard. A third policeman, video camera in hand, languidly records their “interrogation”. Behind, a lady cop is planted to keep child rights’ activists at bay.
In the second picture (above), an authority-figure stands where an affectionate teacher would, in a classroom of boys in skull caps and girls in hijab. Here, too, a chappal-clad cop captures their confessions for posterity, as if Nirav Modi and Lalit Modi, Mehul Choksi and Vijay Mallya have suddenly surrendered and shrunk themselves into school benches.
The lens is the lathi: anything the kids say can be held against them, or their parents, or their school—or their community. 
The cause of such conspicuous savagery in a BJP-ruled state: an “inflammatory” dialogue in a play staged by children aged between 9 and 12, at the Shaheen primary and high school, which pierced through the otherwise impregnable 56-inch armour of the mighty ‘Pradhan Sevak’. Or, at least the fragile ego of one of his jobless defenders. 
A 26-year-old domestic help, no less, the widowed mother of the Class VI girl who, during the course of the play, said that if anyone asks for papers to prove citizenship usko joote maaro, has been arrested—for “tutoring” her daughter. As has the school headmistress, 52, who oversaw the grand production on January 21. 
The girl’s slippers have been seized as “evidence”—the hand that waved them has been spared. Stupidity is clever enough sometimes to realise its limits.
The school society president and an Urdu “journalist” who put up a clip of the play on Facebook have been charged under five sections of the Indian Penal Code: 124A (sedition); 153A (promoting, attempting to promote disharmony); section 504 (intentional insult with intent to provoke breach of peace); 505 (2) (statements creating enmity or promoting enmity, hatred or ill-will between classes); and 34 (common intent).
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Three years ago, Narendra Modi said: “You are free to criticise me. Constructive criticism makes our democracy stronger and is vital.” Two years ago, he reiterated: “I want this Government to be criticised. Criticism makes democracy strong.”
In 2020, Karnataka Police, which acted on a complaint by an ABVP activist, appears to be treating the honourable PM’s words (and democracy) as a joke. 
  The joke plays on in loop: Police have turned up five times at the school to question over 80 students, most of whom had nothing to do with the play. Among the searching questions they have asked:
# Did the school coerce them into making statements against the prime minister?
# What role did teachers play in organising the play?
# Was the script changed to accommodate the “insulting” dialogues?
# Where did they practise?
# Why was a flag used?
Having cracked the puzzle to the satisfaction of their political masters in Bangalore, 700 km away, the Police in Bidar seem to be hunting for the jigsaw pieces that will fit the “national” imagination. And, as they always do till the fat lady (or a bored boy, or hungry girl) sings what they would like to hear, they have now “intensified” the probe. 
The single mother, already a week in jail, has been consigned to another week in it by a judge who returned from weekend leave. A neighbour is taking care of her 11-year-old daughter.
Each day, students take turns to pray for the sedition case against the school to be lifted. 
Each day, they could well be praying for Karnataka to return to its senses.
For, a standout aspect of the abomination in Bidar is the coolness with which the “land of Basava” has absorbed this outrage. Not a single major Kannada newspaper has felt the need to aggressively report the misreading or misuse of the sedition law, or editorially comment on it. Only a couple of them have even deigned to publish the CCTV grabs.
Opposition politicians who adroitly tweet in multiple languages were silent for a week till Rizwan Arshad, a newly elected Congress MLA from Bangalore, took the trouble. Asaduddin Owaisi of the Majlis has jumped in. What should have been a straight forward humanitarian case has been turned into a “Muslim issue” with all its attendant baggage.
WhatsApp, it appears, has deleted empathy from the smartphones of the “majority” of Kannadigas.
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To understand why Karnataka Police can instantly jump into action in Bidar, look no further than Mangalore in the west.
Here, students of a school belonging to RSS leader Kalladka Prabhakar Bhat, staged a play in December last enacting the 1992 demolition of the Babri masjid. Unlike in Bidar, Mangalore Police are still awaiting “legal opinion” on filing the chargesheet. When the incendiary Bhat was on the verge of arrest earlier in a different case, BJP MP Shobha Karandlaje warned that the state would “burn” if he was touched.  
To understand why Karnataka Police can brazenly strike fear in school kids in Bidar at will, look no further than Mysore in the south.
Here, at a protest in early January against ABVP hooliganism at JNU, Nalini Balakumar, a girl holding a “Free Kashmir” poster was booked for sedition. And this, even after Mumbai Police had dealt with a similar case and dismissed it. The Mysore bar association has barred its member-lawyers from extending legal support to the girl without a squeak.  
To understand why Kannada media can find no story in Bidar, look no further than Mangalore again.
Here, on January 20, the discovery of an improvised explosive device (IED) at the airport led excitable newspapers to suggest that an “international gang” was behind it. “Revenge for CAA,” screamed Vijaya Karnataka, the no.1 Kannada daily edited by a former personal assistant to Pramod Mutalik of the Sri Rama Sena and Bajrang Dal. When it turned out to be a local Hindu from Manipal, no apology, no clarification. 
To understand why the Karnataka government can charge a school with sedition in Bidar, look no further than the capital, Bangalore.
When the identity of the Mangalore airport “bomber” was still unclear, the state’s home minister Basavaraj Bommai could breezily declare that not just the bomber but “terrorist forces” would be firmly rooted out. When the “terrorist” surrendered and said his name was Aditya Rao, he was instantly declared “mental disturbed”, and acting out of frustration.
To understand why the Karnataka Police finds the “usko joote maaro” line in Bidar so seditious, look no further than the mining hub, Bellary.
Here, in early January, when BJP MLA Somashekhar Reddy says on video, “I want to warn people who are protesting. If you do too much nakhra (drama), imagine what will happen to you when we come for you We are 80 per cent and you are 18 per cent. If we hit back what will happen to you? Be careful when you are in this country,” they can only watch.
To understand why Karnataka suddenly finds it easy to stereotype Bidar’s school kids, look no further than Bangalore again.
Here, on January 20, the police in India’s so-called hi-tech capital watched on as civic authorities demolished the shacks of ‘Bangladeshis’, who they found to their dismay were actually Kannadigas from Kolar and Koppal. Without contrition, Bangalore’s police commissioner Bhaskara Rao now claims there are 300,000 illegal Bangladeshis in the city.  
To understand why Karnataka Police are questioning the school management in Bidar to reveal who was behind the “plot”, look no further than the MP from Bangalore South, Tejasvi Surya.
On Christmas eve, the motormouth had labelled those opposing CAA as “puncture” wallahs. On January 16, Bangalore police arrested six Muslims—a ladies tailor, an electrician, a mechanic, a delivery boy, a shop keeper and a civil contractor—allegedly for plotting to kill him. 
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Amit Shah’s words ‘Aap chronology samajh lijiye’ have become a cliche, but they are prescient. 
The first stint of the BJP in Karnataka 12 years ago was marked by moral policing of pubs and bars, and vigilante attacks on churches, besides of course mind-numbing corruption which sent a serving chief minister and half his cabinet to jail. Then, too, bogus cases were foisted against Muslims for assassination attempts on embedded journalists. Then, too, there was dog whistling against burqas and hijab.  
In the run-up to the assembly elections in 2018, the battle cry of the BJP was that Hindus were in danger in Karnataka.  
As naturally as night follows day, the coming to power of the B.S. Yediyurappa government in 2019 has resulted in a cascade of dark rumours and conspiracies in a state labelled as “Hindutva’s laboratory in the south”. And the Bidar school play is just what the doctors ordered to humiliate and harass a decades-old institution on specious grounds—and in the process to stereotype and showcase a community to the rest of the state and, indeed, the country.
Over the years, a steady drip-feed of resentment in the north (Idgah maidan in Hubli), centre (Bababudangiri in Chikamagalur), west (conversion, love jihad in Mangalore), and south (Tipu Sultan in Mysore), has normalised hatred. The collective inertia to the humiliation of the meek and the poor in Bidar, shows why Karnataka is the only state in the south to open its doors to revanchist forces, and watch tamely while its writers and thinkers are killed at their doorstep.
Teaching lessons is the objective behind every school. For the moment, a state seems intent to teach a lesson—that students of class IV, V and VI can wage war against the mighty Indian nation. Aided by an unlettered domestic help.
(An earlier version of this piece appears on Rediff.com)
A steady drip-feed has normalised hatred against Muslims in BJP-ruled Karnataka. Which is why Kannadigas are so apathetic to the Police claim that a poor, unlettered domestic help tutored a Class VI girl to wage war against the mighty Indian state. As a pictorial representation of the perverse inhumanity that the “land of Buddha and Gandhi…
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