#randomly started to cry what the heck is happening bro

[kavehater]

I can’t find the gif but yk that gif where it’s like that cat who has its hands on its head and its meowing super hard as if it’s in agony ? YEAH THAT ONE … that’s me if a Jin doesn’t shapeshift into Kaveh for me 😓

[profectua]

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ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ; ɪꜱᴀɢɪ, ʙᴀᴄʜɪʀᴀ, ᴄʜɪɢɪʀɪ, ᴋᴜɴɪɢᴀᴍɪ, ɴᴀɢɪ, ʀᴇᴏ, ʙᴀʀᴏᴜ, ʀɪɴ, ʜɪᴏʀɪ, ᴋᴀʀᴀꜱᴜ, ʏᴜᴋɪᴍɪʏᴀ, ᴏᴛᴏʏᴀ

Isagi: Back when he was younger, he had a phase where he would do the dab whenever he scored a goal. It could be completely outdated too and people would cringe at him LMAO. Might’ve also done fortnite dance (he doesn’t even play fortnite). His teammates try to go over and celebrate but he randomly breaks into the orange justice (he can’t even do it properly) so they end up just standing there like 🧍. Let him have his moment I guess???

Bachira: He was one of those kids that played with insects outside or something (speaking from experience) 😭. You’d catch him playing outside and there were 3 worms, each with different names. He probably gave them sad backstories too. The neighbors thought he was weird as hell. If someone pointed it out, he’d be like “Stop being rude to them! They’re my friends!” And he’d actually look pissed off, exactly like this emoji 😠. If he comes back to the same spot only to find that they aren’t there, he’ll come home crying 😭 🙏 Please help him.

Chigiri: He’s canonically a moody guy…I feel like he ‘decides’ his mood for the day ykyk 😭. If it’s a clear sky, sunny day, he’ll choose to be happy but if he wakes up and it’s raining, he decides that he’s gonna be angry. Always ends up breaking character though. If he's laughing and suddenly remembers that he's supposed to be angry, he’ll immediately put on a blank expression again like 😐 and the people around him think they did something wrong LMAOO. Like??? What happened bro???

Kunigami: His go-to pose for photos is the thumbs up or the peace sign and HE LOOKS SO STIFF. He’s just there like 🙂 ✌️. He looks so awkward pls 😭. His little sister is trying so hard not to laugh and he’s just like ???? What's so funny?? If he’s accidentally photo-bombing and realises too late, he’ll strike that EXACT POSE until someone tells him to move cus his brain couldn’t process it ITS SO SAD 😭

Nagi: Once, when he was younger, he tried doing one of those free robux application things where you play a bunch of games for robux and he thought it was legit because some youtuber did it. His parents were like “Seishiro what are you even doing” and he was like “I’m grinding robux mom, you wouldn’t understand” Like Nagi…don’t even get your hopes up 😬. Long story short, it didn’t work and he ended up with some virus on his ipad. He woke his parents up at 3am and was like “um…I think I got hacked ☹️” His parents WERE NOT pleased 😭

Reo: Had a little rebellious phase where he only used cringey Gen Z slang. In front of his parents too and they’d stare at him like 😨. “Zamn ngl this food is bussin’ fr goated no cap,” said young Reo, at a luxurious 5-star restaurant. His mom almost choked on her food. Probably got side-eyed by the waiter too. He didn’t even realise that it wasn’t cool until he found out that NOBODY actually says all that 😭.

Barou: When he’s eating other people's food or eating at a restaurant, he judges it like he’s Gordan Ramsey or something??? Imagine he’s at someone's house for dinner and then when they’re eating he has this whole routine. First he sniffs, feels the texture, then he examines with his eyes, and finally starts eating. You’ll tell if he likes it or not from his expressions 💀 He’ll start interrogating too LMAO. He’d be like “What kind of spice is this?” “How much salt did you add?” HE’S NOT PLAYING YALL.

Rin: Took elementary dodgeball SERIOUSLY. He’d yell at his teammates. Losing? Not on his watch. “WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! IT’S DODGE BALL NOT GET HIT IN THE FACE BALL YOU LOSER!”. If he ever lost a game in PE, he’d start crying and throwing a fit, all while blaming his teammates. He would act like an angel if Sae was there though LMAO.

Hiori: He tries to re-enact cool moves from video games. Like if there's a character that has a cool playstyle he’ll literally hop out of his gaming chair just to swing a spatula around 😭. He got the sound effects goin on too, you can hear little pews and booms. Or if there’s a specific voice line from the final boss that he thinks sounds cool he’ll say it out loud (sometimes his parents hear and they think that he’s lost it not that they care though.)

Karasu: He had a huge chess.com phase, probably in middle school. But he was that one kid that goes ‘I wasn’t even trying tho lol’ when he lost (behind the screen he is SCREAMING in rage). ALSO He’s the type to be super expressive (kinda like Barou) 😭. You’ll know when he’s judging you cus’ his face will go 😬 😲 ☹️ 😧 🤔 in that order 💀. He could say something but his expressions reveal all there is.

Yukimiya: When he first got his glasses, he probably forgot them a lot LOL. Like he’d show up to football practice without them and one of his teammates would go “Yo where’s your glasses, Yukki?” and he’d be like…oh yeah. There was probably one point where he thought his eyesight was getting better. He woke up one morning and just decided that he suddenly felt like he had good vision again. It was all in his head 💀.

Otoya: He once tried hitting on a girl when her boyfriend WAS RIGHT THERE and he didn’t even notice. Let’s just say he ran for his life. His older sister has a video recording of it and uses it as blackmail. Worst of all he genuinely thought he could've ‘stolen’ her from him 😭 LIKE OTOYA NO. 😭

[luvdsc]

would you mind doing a description of each member of nct dream? you don’t have to cuz that’s lowkey a lot BUT i figured i’d ask since i’m trying to write something and get their personalities right. i really admire your work!! have a nice day, babes!!!

yes, of course, lovebug 💕 I’ll be rewording the analyses from the asks about my ideal type and adding to them, so it might be a bit familiar! I could’ve written more, but I had to stop because I reached max length for each paragraph 😅 I hope these are helpful to you, and thank you so much for liking my work, honey bee!!! 💛 best of luck with your writing, and I hope you have a good day, too! 🌼 also, I’m on mobile and I’m so sorry for all the scrolling! I’ll add a read more when I get on my laptop ✨ edit: the read more has been added :’)

MARK :: oh, where do i start with mister absolutely fully capable? mark is the definition of adorkable. if you look up that word in the dictionary, you’re gonna see his picture pasted right under it. he’s endearing and awkward, and he tries his best in everything and puts his best foot forward, giving 110% in whatever he does. he’s a hard worker and a good boy. he laughs at that’s what she said jokes, and he’s the type of person to think of a funny joke from three days ago and start laughing at the most inappropriate time, like in the middle of standard testing. he’ll say things he thinks are funny, like “five guys hello guys” or that long sentence about possibilities and immediately look to you with those wide doe eyes, seeking a positive reaction from you and hoping you’ll laugh. he’ll try to wink at you randomly sometimes, but he always fails and just ends up blinking, which will make you laugh and call him cute and have him scrunching up his nose because that’s not what he intended to happen and he’ll be really flustered at the compliment. he’s really sweet, and I think taeil called him the most romantic? however, I feel like having a relationship isn’t a high priority for him right now. he seems to have workaholic tendencies, which could frustrate his s/o. he would need to have someone that understands his work and music is the most important to him, and he might unintentionally neglect checking up with his s/o at times. he’s a little shy and introverted, so it might be hard for him to make a first move if you aren’t friends at first. he’ll write dozens upon dozens of songs about you. that’s the way he’ll express his affection because he’s too shy to in the beginning and music is what he’s good at. there will be lots of late nights with him strumming his guitar and you sitting next to him, reading a book or playing a game on your phone, and he’ll call your name and you look up before he nervously starts to play a new song that he’s written for you. and at the end of the song, he’ll glance up at you really quickly before looking back down at his guitar, and you’re going to have to go over to him and take his face into your hands softly and tell him his song was amazing and you love it as much as you love him. and he’ll smile so big as his glasses slide down his nose before he quickly leans up and presses the softest kiss against your mouth to show you his appreciation before he loses courage to do so. sometimes you steal those round rimmed glasses of his and try them on yourself, and mark has to cover his face and look away and wring his hands and he makes those little oi mark noises because you look so cute and he doesn’t know what to do with himself. on the other hand, mark is also very stubborn. it may not look like that, but if you notice the relationship between him and hyuck, hyuck is always the one giving in at the end. mark will absolutely not do something if he doesn’t want to do it. I do think he will go after something if he wants it, but he will hesitate slightly at first. he follows the rules a bit too much. he doesn’t seem to be the most fun person to party with either unless you get him to drink a beer because he’s a lightweight, but that also means you have to take care of him afterwards. also, he said in an interview that he doesn’t like rollercoasters or fast rides, but he enjoys the cotton candy at amusement parks lol but he did go on those rides in the end, but his head was down the entire time rip. mark gets easily embarrassed. it’s like in that video where they read tweets aloud and mark got super embarrassed when jaehyun read this tweet that gushed about his laugh, and mark just curled up into himself and couldn’t lift his head up and awkwardly laughed. he’s adorkable. please tease him and hype him up in this very same way just to get this cute reaction out of him.

RENJUN :: renjun is the one you can call when you have a body to bury and he’ll show up with the shovel. he’ll call you a stupid idiot, but he’ll still show up to help you. he’s the type that would come over at 3 a.m. if there’s a bug in your apartment and squash it for you after much complaining and telling you that he won’t do it. he’s fiercely loyal and caring. he took care of chenle when chenle wasn’t as proficient with korean and made sure he was doing ok and was always ready to translate for him whenever. he puts up a tough, ready to fight front, but he’s a scaredy cat and if you pretend to be a ghost (read: jisung), he’ll be scared shitless. you can see him get scared and hide behind jeno and hug him so hard when the zombie jumped out in one of those save dream interactive videos. he’s the person you can banter with and he understands dry humor and sarcasm, and I think he’s best for e2l story plot lines because of this lmao but he also fits the best friend role well. he will roast anyone with no mercy with just a few words. he’s artistic. he’s super good at art and has shared several of his beautiful digital drawings before. he’s the person to go to when you want to have long, serious talks at 4 in the morning, and as seen through his radio show, he will try his best to give you advice, even if he may not be experienced enough, but he is trying his hardest to help. if you read some of the advice he gives on his radio show, you can get a better sense of who he is as a person. he’s really insightful and puts a lot of effort into giving the best answer he can. also, he really reminds me of a little brother or someone I want to be best friends with because we can roast people together or talk about paranormal stuff. he just seems really fun to mess around with because he gives funny reactions. he gives off that younger sibling vibe where only your big sister can make fun of you, but once she sees someone else doing it, it’s not ok and she’s gonna go after that person for making her lil bro cry. in a relationship, he wants someone he can trust with his thoughts and interests, such as aliens, and while his s/o may not believe in them, he wants them to genuinely listen to him and not just brush it off. however, he will still roast his s/o into oblivion. it’s how he shows his affection lol. he’ll call you an idiot and cute all in the same sentence. but he’s really a soft and sensitive boy underneath his snappy, sarcastic exterior. he cried when they won first place for the first time. i’m sure he cried when ridin’ reached number one on the charts. he’s attentive and likes affection even though he tries to say he doesn’t. in that one weekly idol dreamie episode, hyuck listed who hated affection, and he wasn’t one of them. he’s a good boy, and underneath all his snarky comments, he wants to be loved and cared for. you can see how he got a lil huffy when jisung chose chenle as his favorite hyung lol he doesn’t express his feelings outwardly as much, but if you’re his s/o, he will quietly adore you in his own way while outwardly being that one snarky couple who banters all the time. he’ll draw pictures of you, secretly have you as his homescreen, or have a secret photo album on his phone of just pictures of you. he’ll complain if you get him a couple item, like a bracelet, but he’ll wear it 24/7 and refuse to give it back to you. he will absolutely lose his shit if he misplaces it. he’ll cook for you if you ask, but he’ll make a big show about fake complaining about it beforehand. I think he’s okay with hand holding and kisses here and there, but he won’t do grand gestures of pda because he thinks those should be more private and between the two of you. he thinks pet names are sappy as heck, and he’ll get terribly embarrassed if you call him one but he’d be like “that’s so gross and corny... but call me that again.” honestly, just tell him ily and his cheeks will turn so red and he’ll bury his face in his hands but he’ll say it back in the quietest voice and he truly does mean it with his whole chest.

JENO :: jeno is someone who fits in so many roles. his character is versatile in a sense. you can make him into a bad boy, the boy next door, your best friend, anybody. his humor is underrated, and he makes funny puns. he’s good at sarcasm and wit, like when he asked jisung if he thought jaemin’s iq was single digits or when the instructor complimented him and said his rap sounded like mark and he was like “oh.... that’s not good.” he worries about being funny. he mentioned losing sleep over it in weekly idol, so please tell him he’s funny and laugh at his jokes ): he really is funny, and i love his humor. jeno is really smart. he managed to rank 4th or something I believe in his school after cram studying the day before. he’s really self-assured and confident in himself, but he doesn’t show off or act cocky, yet you can sense the quiet confidence in him. he’s humble and works hard and deserves more credit than he’s given. he possesses leadership qualities and is a source of strength for other members. i think they said he was one of the cleaner members and when he’s drunk, he cleans LMAO he is into sports and gymming, especially biking. hyuck said that jeno’s bedroom has his and jaemin’s bikes hanging on the walls lol he also is really competitive, but not a sore loser type. jeno doesn’t strike me as the type who needs his s/o around 24/7 and prefers to have hobbies and space separate from his s/o. he’s laid back, but at the same time, still energetic and fun to be around. he’s still weird, but not over the top weird. jeno is insightful and kind, and he has stated that he’s very shy and timid before. doyoung likes him the most because he’s kind and respectful and takes into account other people’s feelings and listens well. he’s a good boy. he’s also really playful and teasing and plays well with others, like jisung jokes around with him all the time. I feel like jisung jokes around with him the most out of all his hyungs aside from chenle because jeno doesn’t get mad. i believe the members say he’s the only one aside from chenle who doesn’t get mad when someone messes up in dance practices. he cries when he gets angry. jeno is also really affectionate. he enjoys cuddling and holding hands and back hugs and whatnot, but he doesn’t overdo it. it takes a long time for him to trust and open up to someone, and you’re a very lucky person if he lets you see this side of him. he won’t force you to do anything you’re uncomfortable with. If something is bothering you, he won’t pry at first if you refuse to talk about it, but I do think he will eventually make you talk if he feels something is terribly wrong or if it’s affecting the relationship. jeno is driven and knows what he wants. he’ll give you space, but if you’re not what he’s looking for or if you don’t put the effort in as well and won’t open up to him, I do think he will move on. he might bottle up his emotions at first, but as the relationship progresses, he’ll be fully open to you and tell you everything. I don’t think he’ll be terribly affected if he’s rejected because he is confident in himself and able to brush it off. he knows his self-worth. oh, and he loves animals. obviously, jeno loves his cats because he has them even when he’s allergic. he’s the type of s/o who, if you mention you’re walking back to your dorm late at night after staying in the art building to finish your painting, he’ll show up with messy hair and his glasses in his sweats with a hoodie thrown on haphazardly and walk you back safely even without you asking. kiss him on his nose at random times just because you love him, and he’ll make that jeno trademark noise of confusion before giving you the prettiest eye smile that makes the moon dim in shame and nuzzling his face into your shoulder shyly. call him jeno darling or jeno love if you want to see the same reaction as before. it’s gonna be a total KO to his heart if you call him that and boop him on the nose with the softest kiss. anyway, jeno is the bestest boy in the entire universe, and give him all your love, please and thank you.

HAECHAN :: hyuck is so fucking talented. he’s good at everything: singing, dancing, rapping, variety shows, you name it. he was born to be an idol. he’s the golden one and excels at everything. he’s an ace, and he knows it. yeah, he’s cocky and brags about everything he does, but he actually has evidence and proof to back it up. plus, no one can stay mad at him for very long because have you seen how cute he is?? he’s a brat, but you still love him anyway. he’s good at sweet talking and getting what he wants. he plays a push and pull game, and you end up falling for him in the end. i know in fics on here, you often see jaemin in the playboy/fuckboy persona, but I think hyuck absolutely exudes this persona. he is able to read the room or a person and knows the exact way to act in order to get the reaction he wants. it’s hyuck’s world, and we’re all just living in it. he can have all of us eating out of the palm of his hand if he desires. i think he truly embodies the traits of a slytherin: ambitious and cunning. it’s every man for himself, and he’ll do whatever it takes to get what he believes he deserves and plays by his own rules. hyuck is so smart and intelligent, both in terms of brains and emotion. he’s absolutely brilliant, and he’s the type of person to ace an exam without even studying for it. I think he did very well in school, and he also beat doyoung in mental maths when they had a competition on weekly idol lol and he’s also street smart. there’s a reason why doyoung and taeil are scared of him and why they prefer to be on his team than against him lmao. I think hyuck is also a people pleaser though. he wants to be liked, and it’ll drive him crazy if someone calls him boring or shows no interest towards him. I think he’ll want a s/o who plays the push and pull game with him. he’ll playfully tease them a lot, and they’ll have to be interesting and able to dazzle him with their own wit and sarcasm. he, like renjun, is snarky and sarcastic. he likes to make people laugh and enjoys being the center of attention. he is super affectionate and rivals jaemin in this aspect. he thrives off of physical touches, hugs, cuddles, etc. he likes to cuddle when he sleeps, and I feel like he enjoys being the little spoon. he isn’t afraid of pda and will show off his s/o to the world with a loud kiss or back hug anywhere. he’s the type who would do that back pocket spin peter does to lara jean lmao. the two of you can laze around at home, while he plays video games on his computer and you can sit in his lap and he’ll do that thing where his arms are around you and his chin is on your shoulder. he’s a good cook, and he’ll cook for you, but he expects you to pay him back in kisses. his s/o might think he doesn’t pay attention to what they’re saying to him, but he does. he absolutely adores his s/o and remembers everything about them. he’s the type to surprise his s/o with their favorite flowers on a random day, and his s/o would’ve thought he wasn’t paying attention when they told him their favorite flower months ago. and please, please, please surprise him with flowers too because that will catch him off guard and you’ll see him blush and get flustered for once. it’s like when the dreamies first debuted, and chenle said hyuck was the best singer and he wanted to be like hyuck, and hyuck got really quiet and shy and flustered about it. however, he’d get really shy around his crush if they weren’t friends first. there’s that video of him returning something that twice’s mono dropped I think and he was so nervous before and afterwards. or there’s that time when he handed flowers to seungwoo and got so flustered as the dreamies teased him afterwards. also, I feel like sometimes people forget that so much hard work goes into what he does because he makes it look so effortless. hyuck works so hard in everything and puts his all into what he does. anyway, please appreciate hyuck and love him lots. he deserves to be showered in love and affection.

JAEMIN :: jaemin is like jeno in the sense that his character is also super versatile. you can make him fit any type of persona for your fic. jaemin is a sweetheart. his entire existence is love. hyuck said that he treats his members the same way he treats his fans in an episode of weekly idol before. he’s a really affectionate person as seen in the way he showers jisung with affection. he eats, sleeps, and breathes aegyo. you’re going to experience his aegyo a lot if you’re his s/o, so brace yourself. he even managed to make hyuck flustered when he kissed him in that recent reload era game video. he has a lot of love to give out, but he also wants the same amount of love in return. you can see how he craves for love from jisung in return and the way he gets a little upset when he doesn’t get it, like when jisung didn’t call him his favorite hyung. his s/o needs to be okay with being showered with affection and love, and they have to do the same for him. call him cute pet names, give him random kisses throughout the day, back hug him while he’s cooking, he will just absolutely glow and bask in your love. jaemin is good at cooking. he will cook for you, and if you cook, he’ll eat what you make with no complaints. it’s like that meme where person A gives person B a drink with salt in it, and person B drinks it all, and when person A asks why they did that even though it was salty, person B says it’s because they didn’t want to hurt person A’s feelings. jaemin is person B. he’ll also make you model for him and pose literally everywhere so he can take pictures of you because you’re the prettiest person in the entire world to him. he’ll make you his lockscreen, homescreen, hang up pictures of you in his room, all that jazz. he’s the one who buys couple items or outfits and makes you wear them with them. his entire Instagram account will be pictures of you or with you. however, he’s also petty af and nags a lot lmao. he complained to jeno when jisung said he wanted to eat bread at 3 a.m. and how he couldn’t go out to buy him any. he also nagged renjun in one of those dream vs dream videos for not having any questions about him, while all his questions were about renjun. or when he was sulking about jeno not knowing his favorite cartoon character. I believe he mentioned having extreme mood swings too where he’s either too quiet or too loud and out there, and as a s/o, you’d have to cater to both sides of him. jaemin is also an introvert. he’s very quiet and shy around strangers, but he’ll unleash his inner weirdness and loudness when he feels comfortable around you, and you’re in for a wild, fun ride. in that video where he and jeno were making cakes, he seems really hyper and wild. same goes for that video where they went out to eat, and jaemin was pouring soda into a glass dramatically. or when they played that dance game where you have to add onto the dance and copy the previous dances, and he added some random flailing motion and complained when someone did it wrong. or when he and renjun were paired up for that guessing game when they both had headphones on, and he started flailing everywhere and getting kinda frustrated at renjun for getting zero right. he’s a bit weird lmao. as his s/o, i hope you go along with his weird antics and have fun with him too! you also have to remind him to take care of himself. make sure he doesn’t drink that ungodly coffee drink of his or eat too much sugar. take care of him, love him, cherish him, and jaemin will be the best boyfriend ever. he might even set up a whole led light display for you at night declaring his love like he did for jeno. actually, no, he definitely will. he’ll do big grand gestures to show his love for you. he’ll fill your house with roses and press kisses to each of your fingertips with a different reason for why he loves you. he’ll continue to list the reasons for why he loves you for every star he sees until he runs out of stars, but he’ll never run out of reasons for loving you.

CHENLE :: chenle was born to be a star. he is so incredibly talented and picks up skills so quickly. it’s evident because he managed to debut after two months of training and he became fluent in korean quickly. he’s humble and gracious, and he’s the embodiment of that miss universe song: he’s beauty, he’s grace. he doesn’t flaunt his wealth, in fact, it only ever comes up because others bring it up. or he accidentally shows it off when he asks what rent means or when he tries to innocently rectify the situation, like when jaemin was like “oh his parents held a concert for him for his bday” and chenle was like “noooo no it was just to make a memory” on idol room lmao. the way he expresses his love is through gift giving. it shows in the way he told mark he’ll buy him anything he wants for his bday or when he gave apple watches to the 00 liners or when he immediately agreed to buy jeno a plane ticket to china to show him around his home. but he’s not trying to flaunt his wealth. this is simply how he shows his love. chenle is laidback and easygoing. he doesn’t care about jisung using honorifics with him, and he’ll go along with whatever’s happening. there’s that one video during mfal era where hyuck and chenle won the prize and hyuck was like “hey I’ll take the prize ok?” and chenle just immediately agrees and doesn’t care at all. but don’t get me wrong, chenle is super competitive. he wants to win, but it’s more about that feeling you get when you’re the winner, rather than the actual prize for him. he’s really into sports, specifically basketball, so i feel like he’d enjoy it if his s/o expressed some sort of interest in it with him. they don’t have to play basketball with him, but he’d appreciate it greatly if they listened to him talk about stephen curry or cheer him on from the sidelines. he’s affectionate. if you read my renjun description, chenle is the other one that hyuck said doesn’t mind affection from the other members on weekly idol. I don’t see him showing affection blatantly as much like hyuck and jaemin, but I think he loves receiving it. chenle obviously receives so much love from his family and is super close to them. he will love his s/o with his whole heart, and I hope his s/o will love him back just as much. also, I’m pretty sure he’ll love his s/o acting cute because his heart rate spiked up when jisung did aegyo on idol room lmao. I think he’s the only other extrovert in the dreamies, besides hyuck. I believe someone asked jaemin or skz hyunjin if they got close after the collab stage, and they said that they were really awkward with each other. however, skz felix and chenle became good friends! chenle is friendly and a people person. he thrives in social settings, and he’s a social butterfly. he’ll help people out of their shells and make sure to include them in conversations. he’s the type of person who would clear his throat and be like “hey y/n has something to say” if you tried to say something in a group convo and weren’t heard. he’s fine with being the center of attention, but he doesn’t actively seek out that position, like hyuck does. unlike hyuck, he’s not a people pleaser. I think he’s confident in himself, and he’s self assured and satisfied with who he is, so he doesn’t really care what others think of him. chenle is really playful. he likes to tease the other members and wreak harmless havoc lol you can see how he plays around with the other members, like in nct life where he just throws snow at jisung or scares jisung with a rubber chicken when they went to an amusement park in shanghai. he’s a thrill seeker. he loves roller coasters, shooting games, laser tag, etc. he gets excited over the littlest things, and he’s a naturally cheerful person who lights up the room and just naturally has people gravitate towards him. however, he has his serious moments too, and I can see him sitting next to his s/o behind the piano and playing something for them. but then, he’ll probably ruin the soft moment by slamming his hands down on the keys and scaring them at the end.

JISUNG :: jisung reminds me of high school puppy love. he’s curious about the world and introspective. he asked the fans to send him pictures of the moon because he couldn’t see it himself. I think he has a lot of deep thoughts and keeps them to himself because he’s introverted and nervous about sharing them aloud in case he’s not taken seriously as the youngest. he’s inquisitive and sweet, and he’s the culmination of everything good in the universe. he’s the one whom renjun talks to about aliens and paranormal things, and I believe he’ll want a s/o who will take him seriously on these things and listens to his concerns without teasing or making fun of him for believing in them. jisung is shy and gets embarrassed when he’s given compliments. there’s this video where the dreamies read compliments from fans aloud, and you can see how flustered and shy he gets as he ducks his head, has to pause and cover his face before playing with his hair as he reads through the compliments with the biggest smile peeking on his face. I think this is the cutest thing ever, and at the beginning of the relationship, if his s/o compliments him or does something cute, he’s going to react exactly like that. tell him his dancing is amazing, watch his fancams around him, tell him his face is nice to look at, etc. and you’ll see him get reduced to a flustered, blushing mess. the first time he sees you wearing one of his sweaters with the sleeves covering your hands and giving you sweater paws, he will combust and stutter and not be able to look at you as his cheeks turn red. he might just suffer a heart attack if you decide to casually call him a cute pet name one day. additionally, jisung is at that age where he wants to know what others think of him and he wants to be liked. I think this is the reason why he’s more hesitant about speaking up or voicing himself in an unfamiliar environment because he doesn’t want to give off a negative image. he’s also painfully shy, but he wants to make friends, which he explains on dancing high. because of this, he truly cherishes any friendship or relationship he has because it’s seen as something incredibly special to him. as his s/o, you’re gonna mean the world to him and he will value your opinion greatly. once he’s comfortable around you, he’ll be loud and talkative. jeno says that jisung talks the most at the dorm and he’s never quiet. jisung is also a lil shit lol, and he knows how to get out of things, like cleaning up after dinner by locking himself in the bathroom. he’s also a little lazy and probably not the cleanest tbh. he sleeps in jaemin’s bed or in the living room because he’s too lazy to go to his top bunk. he doesn’t listen to his hyungs and talks down to them in a playful way because he knows they’re whipped for him lmao. when the relationship progresses, jisung is going to act in the same, exact way with you. he’s a savage, and he will roast you in the same way he roasts his hyungs, like when hyuck wanted to go to LA with him for why not the dancer and he was like “you have to be good at dancing to go” (which btw, fight me, jisung, hyuck is literally the best dancer). he’ll tease you, hide items on the tallest shelf just so that you’ll call him for help, and smush your cheeks and call you cute. he’ll ruffle your hair and run up behind you and sweep you off your feet princess style just to scare you before carefully placing you back down or tossing you into the pool lol he may have complained about carrying renjun in that reload era game video, but he’ll give you piggy backs when you’re tired or carry you around if you asked. he likes playing video games and those block breaker game apps and when he loses, he’ll sit there and pout without realizing it. he does that little nose scrunch unknowingly, and it’s the cutest. he’ll like dates at home the best. he sucks at cooking, but he’ll try to do it for you. but it’ll end up with you cooking while he back hugs you, and you have to walk around the kitchen with him being a koala attached to you as you feed him bits of the food being made.

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so ayon nga hehe

so ayon nga mga marecakes hehe narrate ko na lang nangyari today.

so i was like chilling today right im all set for school because i did my homeworks naman days before it was needed so i was like, "aight lets get this shit today". tapos karlo message me he wanted cuddles eh i was like hMMM... we just made out the other day eh and its like tuesday palang today !! i told him nalang na make it happen, not rlly thinking he would make it happen. but this mf took it as a challenge and actually made it happen.

before all that tho i was badtrip because ha made a very uncalled for rape joke and it fucked me up in the head, plus the fact na im being taken to someplace unfamiliar. i was very tensed the whole ride there. anw he didnt get the hint na it was THAT awful to me, but its aight we resolvedt it already. i'll keep a tab on this tho. for me that was a red flag.

anyways we made out in this tambayan place their family owns. basically it has a large parking lot and across that space was this little studio type housie house. the place had a large ass gate, wasnt really paying attention to what he was saying about the place because i was still tensed with the bad joke he made. anyways we went in and it was a very nice place. outside the house, it wasnt that obvious, but when you go in, it legit looked like one of those sala sets in malls with the note "thank you for not sitting" typa shit. so yeah it was nice it had same vibes with vista mall maybe because of the ceiling yellow scattered lights and of the fresh ass furniture and the whole place itself. it was a pretty decent size, not too big not too small for at least two people to share in the long run. it also had this aircon i always wanted the expensive ones u see in 5 stars. anyways it was quickly cold. there was also the bathroom that had a shower, then theres this chair where you pull a button and a foot rest will pop up lmfao. there were also two other sofa charis by the window. the window was the type then you push back up, not much windows tbh. but thats aight and reasonable since it has an aircon. i was tensed at first when the room was opened. it was obviously recently used idk maybe by his relative. WAS TENSED BRO same feeling when you enter an empty room newly unlocked by your teacher. THAT. that typa anxiety. anyways eventually joined him to sit by the small bed. was pretty much good for one big ass person to comfortably lie on, but fitted both of us nicely. didn't really bottom at that sesh so i don't really remember if the bed was uratex when weight is applied on me but it probably is AHSHDHASHDHSAHDSAHAH ok mej funny yun goiz liek- HAHA ok serious na nga hmpz. we cuddled first before doing nasty stuff. it was nice. i'd exchange all those laplapan just to wholesomely cuddle in peace and probably have a great nap together. i like the feeling the warm feeling. it was nice. yes. anyways,, yeah it was nice. cant stop talking about how nice it was because it was nice. heck... it was so nice. it was so heart heart. idc about my coochie getting rubbed, CUDDLE ME BITCH. anyways we started kissing and the rest is historyYYYYYY. jk. basically the make out routine starts with cuddling then kissing then he touches me until it reacher the forbidden softie softie, main bec he likes hearing my sexy ass moan. even before in tinder when i vm my boytoys for the first time the first thing they say my voice is smexy. cant blame them i agree. even when im alone and i randomly fake moan gat dam bro i get turned on too LMFAO. so yeah i moaned bec it was music to his ears and turned him on big time. was ngl kinda steamy when we breathe in each others mouth thats one of my favorite parts of it and also when i suck on his tongue. or also when i moan into his mouth. yep. also when he cusses it means im doing a great job. hehe. nice stuff ryt there. we pause sometimes to rest, then go aead again. i got many rounds that day. we did same stuff on the bed several times. then he pulled me so i'd be on top. im such a great top bro he aint know hoe to topppp. then was cuddling on top of him and then accidentally (wink wink) grinded on his rock solid stuff. he was turned on sabi nya shit anuyon sabi ka ah ayaw mo ok BUT THEN he was like gusto ko. tnagina pabebe yarn. anw i started kissing then grinding and he was cussing bec im so good at it. later my pants were off and later his shorts too. so we were underwear-away from grinding on directly. was nice got me tiredt. THEN HAHAH i saw this 5 peso coin by the bed and i was like eto yung token sa rides AHSDHASHDASHDHA WOF YAN TEH? tangina tawang tawa sya gago ang funny ko tlg san ka makakakuha ng kallapan na funny. tas nilagay ko sa gilid nya singko started grinding again. bet u he was grinding too. AND IT WAS SO HARD IT LOWKEY HURT TO GRIND ON. GEEZAS. so basically the whole bed was shaking. and i did my deed as a good girl to keep the music on (aka moaning) because there was no music. felt like

asmr. boring af. unlike when we make out sa car, theres always music. i like making out on the white chev instead of the fortuner BECAUSE THE FORTUNERS WINDOWS AIN TINTED what in the world was i thinking making out inside an untinted car INSIDE A PARK WHERE THERE ARE LOTSA PPL PASSING BY. anyways back to the bed, we paused, cuddled. then i was badtrip again for some reason so i got up to get dressed but we eventually made out again on the sofa hehe. legs spread again bec he liked touching there so i let him. then eventually was begging me to allow him to eat me out but i was like BROOOO NOOOO you gon taste it and it be not groomed yet in anyway but he was alr there begging looool he looked so adorbs but NOOO. i asked wala ka man benefit jan, sabi nya ikaw meron. tas sabi ko why do u wanna do it, he said he wasnted to satify me liek HNGGGGGG ok i would let you but it really not be groomed oakay NEXT TIME for sure. AND HECK the lights were on. it was daylight and the lights were on like hasdhahsdhashdas it feels liek im being eaten out at the home decor station at vista mall U GUYZ. anyways ayon. after non i think he tried carrying me for some reason. and i knew he found me heavy lols. but yeah i was a cute little moment he carried me around the room pretending its a mall and he's touring me and shit, "to your left, is the sala set, to your right is the flat screen tv..." things like that HAHAHA funny cute moment. anw later on we found ourselves sitting on the little bed again i was on top of him. he didnt want to lay down bec he alrady made the bed lol so we started grinding again sitting, me on top doing my best !! giving my all !! bec he also had a finger down there as i grinded on his stuff so it basically felt like a direct grind lols. anyways was nice. then later on we made out standing up. was kinda hard because he was 7 inches taller. OH AKALA NYO TITE SIZE YUNG 7 INCHES NOH. hinde. so ayon we were making out and he was shy to ask for a deep throat HAHSDHAHDHAS HECK NAW BITCH U TOLD ME A RAPE JOKE. so this is the part where i get revenge. he was standing there, and i was teasing him. was acting clueless, but he hinted he wanted his belt off so i took it off. was honestly confused with the belt. lol. anw i got to remove it and said, so ano next? playfully hhehhehehe. anyways ayon nga eventually me teased him everrr soooo slowly his dick went from solid-jelly-solid-jelly. LMFAO omfg will i cause him illness? omg. anwwww ayon. later on i removed his shorts as he asked. then i stepped aaway from him across the room because he was doing the shy type hands while hsis shorts was by his foot. and i LOL'd at him for a good few minutes just clapping my hands out of entertainment HAHSDHAHSDAS. then he asked me to put my hands inside, did it slowly and i told him to smile ka nga muna. AND HA THE MF WAS SHAKING. LOL. my fucking powerrrrrrr. anyways later on i was teasing out the underwear, then later i got my hands in again and then touchedt the dick *YAY* finally we got there!! anw it was only for a few secs and i told him its over HAHAHA. then i put his shorts back up again, but subtly teasing that i would suck. bec the shorts were by his ankles so i had to kneel. did i suck? no. did i make sure he thought i was? YES BITCH. and then he lay down fretting because i didnt suck his dick and then while was laying down i opened his shorts again to pretend that his dick was a computer mouse and told him "lets play solitaire, o kaya counterstrike or maybe purble place. gawa ng cake hehe" lmfao mfer be cry laughing because he dont know what to do bec he was teased. so ayon we ended that way and i thought he was bad trip bec of what i did. but he assured me na di naman like dapat lang duh. anyways ayon hehe.

uwi na kami after nakauwi ako 1. andon kami 10. hehe. hinatid nya man me pauwi. tho yung byahe pauwi di pa kami nakakalayo sa place he pulled over so i was confused bec there were no big vehicles incoming but to my surpris he started kissimg me again lol bro deins ka ba nasasawa. anw yon. was nice naman. making out with a guy from a rich fam is nice bec yall dont need to pay to rent in motels lol but still has pressure, bec if we end on a bad note, i swear most of the blgs here are engineered by his relatives. thats how prominent they are. the place we went to is owned by his uncle, who works at legazpi rn thats why the place was vacant. theyre making a mall i think idk. so thats why his uncle is making another like that na place dun. so he has somewhere to stay. like what in the wealth... its crazy how people have money. and for sure even if the place we stayed in was small, it costs millions fr. anyways ayun yung promised detailed chika ko. hehe ciao. mej pokpok nga me pero look at me suffering the consequences, may sipon na ako aside sa ubo because he had mild sipon. now my sipon is malala compared to his, and he alr is recoveredt tangina unfair. but yesterday he insisted to see me to drop off some meds and he hugeed me and cried. because i asked for a time out the night before. bec i was having a hard time. he allowed it but over thinkedt it so yeah he cried while hugging me tight in the car. and kept on saying sorry mainly bec of the sipon thing. but it was, i felt, directed to the other stuff he had disappointed me with. anyways before that sabi nya ok lang ba sayo mag punta munang emall may bibilhin lang, sabi ko naur im sick. it was bec he wanted to buy me gummy worms lol. cute. u shoulda bought them before going to me, mofo. jk. loveee u penggg.

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@vinsmoke-luffy, thank you very much for the tag 🥰

1. What got you started watching One Piece?

Someone higly raccomended me to read it + this someone had the manga + i had too much free time = now I'm here 😂

2. What got you hooked in One Piece?

At first, things like the "power of friendship" and "spirit of adventure", like always, but slowly I began to realize that One Piece is so much more than that. Slavery, war, eugenics, genocide, oppression, racism, etc, tough issues explained in a way that even a child can easily understand.

Strong words aimed at soft and kind hearts, you know? I love that.

3. In One Piece who did you want to punch in the face so much, and why?

Blackbeard. He put my cinnamon roll Ace in danger, he betrayed his friends, his nakamas, Whitebeard... he is such a really bad guy 😕

4. What One Piece moment will stick with you forever?

THAT moment in Stampede, with Sabo and the "fire-shadow" of Ace right behind Luffy. I cried so hard omg 😂

5. What One piece moment pops up randomly in your head?

Zoro yelling like Tarzan.

6. Who is your favorite One Piece character and why?

Ace and Corazón, because I can relate pretty much with both of them. Ace had a low self-esteem, and he was like "I hate my blood, I hate my father, I hate myself, I'm good at nothing, I don't deserve any kind of love, why the heck I'm even born?", he was just depressed I think, and years ago I thought the same things as him - not the blood-related issues, I love my family.

Also, he was an older brother, I'm an older sister, and my brother is loud, weird, innocent and kind, just like Luffy.

Ace died to save his ototo, and I would die too for the same reason because my little bro is the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to me.

Corazón basically throw years and years of spying - and even his life - in the toilet for the sake of a child, he is kind, goofy, funny, and I like to think of myself in the same way as him, we have similar personalities.

I also love his power, I wish I had it too.

7. Much as One Piece impact on your life?

Pretty much I guess. "Follow your dreams", "believe in yourself", "be kind and help others", "never give up", you know? Also, my bedroom became a sort of "art gallery" (even if I can't draw 😂) full of fanart, and in six days I'll get a One Piece tattoo.

8. What is you favorite One Piece saying?

“Don’t try to find a reason for somebody’s love.” – Sengoku 

9. What One Piece laughed get you the most?

I don't watch the anime, so I don't know all the laughs, but thanks to some AMVs I think I can answer Ceasar.

10. How will you feel when One Piece ends?

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." 😊 but I'll definetly cry 😂

My tags: @letysssssss and @lycanrvc, and @vinsmoke-luffy! I'm curious to read your answers too! 🤩

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My Experience watching Stan the Water man + Favorite Moments

Okay! Everyone’s been talking about how great this is. Let’s binge it!! Time to see how @markiplier roleplays OwO

(Tags: @markired @dorkskittles @stanthewaterman)

oof. Love the immersion 👌 ️

ghOSTS!!!!

STAN FALLS THROUGH THE ENDLESS VOID;;;;; H ELP

okay so I already ship Stan and Jimmy.... dammit.

LOOK JIMMY ALREADY GAVE HIM A CUTE NICK NAME!!! “FANNY PACK”!!!

Characters with kids they’re not allowed to see anymore and divorced wives is a common trope with these types of characters, huh?

STAN’S SON IS NAMED ROY THE WATER BOY???? That is.... that is good, I love that.

Frankly, I would die for Alan. That sweetheart ❤

 ASDFGKHL;;; STAN RANDOMLY FLIPPING THAT GUY THE BIRD. FUNNIEST FUCKIN’ THING 👌👌

(THERE’s A LOT MORE. Click Keep Reading!) (This is a journey of emotion. watch the damn stream, it’s hilarious. Spoilers ahead!!)

Didn’t catch his name but that weird Italian/Asian guy with the long hair and black moustache is amazing 👌 Good wacky voice 👌 ️

DIDN’T GET HIS NAME EITHER BUT I LOVE THE BLACK GUY AT THE CAR PLACE;;;; Uber eats....Uber food.... the Uber driver eats half of the food and gives the rest to the customer...brilliant!!!

I love the fwoosh sound that happens every time Mark goes in and out of character.

FUCK!! I mean-- FUDGE;;;

Stan is the embodiment of typing: “;;;;;;;” and “ASDGHLIGF”.

rip parking meter.

*The back of the delivery truck slowly closes on Stan’s head* “AAH!! WAH!!! WOAHHH WAHHH! W-WAHH AHH!”.

That girl in the hospital hearing Mark’s mumbling to himself haha omfg. She’s like “what the fuck was that”.

Stan: *touches counter at the hospital* *teleports and death-drops onto a hospital bed*.

EMT Lady: Haha I like this guy! :3 | Stan: O///_///O

 TELEPORTING CASHIER GUY!!!!

Stan: *panting and grunting angrily* | “Voice in Head”: It’s only game. Why you have to be mad?

Jimmy, To Stan: “I’m not selling you crack today. I’m getting you out of debt.” ASFKDFGJPPHF And then he goes on to say how he doesn’t want Stan getting involved with and addicted to crack!! ❤ That’s so fuckin’ cute.

Jimmy, to Stan: “Just don’t fuck me over, okay?” >:( (hmm cheesy headcanon: Jimmy once had a past partner that ratted on him or cheated him in some way!!!)

Jimmy lying to Stan to make him feel better, saying that the guy he stabbed was a “crazy murderer”, and Stan being like: “Oh, whew! Okay, haha”.

Jimmy: “You think I’m a narc? I just stabbed a guy” *laughs* (Jimmy is my favorite character;;;;)

Jimmy’s knife is nicknamed “Sharp and Pointy”.

Jimmy repeatedly not understanding Stan’s code words.

Jimmy, to Stan: “Y’know... I don’t like this call you got”. Friendly J worried about his bromantic friend Fanny Pack ;)

Jimmy, to Stan after his customer cancelled his order: *places hand on Stan’s shoulder* Stan? I’m sorry.

JIMMY CALLED STAN “SUNFLOWER”;;;;❤ ❤ ❤

JIMMY’S A FORCED PROSTITUE WHO’S NOT GREAT IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS;;;; Aww Jimmyyyyy! Poor baby has little confidence 💔 (Also I love how they’re just opening up to each other so quickly).

Jimmy, to Stan after he told him about Brie, the pretty EMT: “It’s not about your looks, it’s about your personality”.

Stan: “Women don’t usually uh--say words in my direction UHM;;”  | Trooper Emma: “Hello, hi! Hello in your direction, sir UwU” | Stan: O///_///O

Stan, trying to impress Emma: “You... boots...good”. | Trooper Emma: “You... Fanny Pack... alright” | Stan: “Th-Thank;;;” | Trooper Emma: “Ayy, you’re welcome buddy!” :D

 Jimmy calls Stan’s moustache “Killer”.

Jimmy finds out that Stan’s son.....isn’t his biological son. Denice is a cheating bitch who had a son with another guy behind Stan’s back. Holy shit. Also, Stan’s a virgin.

Stan is a closeted homosexual, and Jimmy is 100% supportive of his “”straightness””.

Stan: “Maybe I should say that the next time I flirt with a woman. ‘Heyy, you want me to eat your ramen? *disgusting slurping sounds*” | Jimmy: “NO. NO. STAN, NO! STANIEL! No. Just don’t”.

STAN’S FULL NAME IS: STANLEY(or Staniel ;D) ELIZABETH WHEELER.

DEPUTY KIKI CHANELLE HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT.... her. DAMN, THAT SCREECHING PHONE CALL!

I’m fuckign dying. Kiki: “I’m gonna go ahead and read you some of your rights, okay? You have the right to remain stylish, anything you wear can and will be used against you in the court of fashion, you have the right to an attorney...”.

Kiki getting KNOCKJED THE FUCK down “BLARBB! BUUHHH! AHH! OFFICER DOWN” *gross sobbing*

Okay, the weird Asian, Indian, Italian guy, whatever the heck he is, his name is “Lang Buddha” and I love him.

Mugger: “Look, the last thing I wanna fuckin’ do is pop a fuckin’ water boy and his boyfriend”.

Stan: *accidentally punches Jimmy* “OH MY GOD!! I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY!” … You can hit me... I’ll gladly take a hit | Jimmy: That’s the difference between you and me, Stan. *teary eyed, getting choked up* I don’t hit my friends! *sadly walks away* | Stan: “OHHH;;; JIM!! JIMOTHY!!💔  I’M GONNA MAKE THE PHONE CALL NOW... | Jimmy: AND I’M GONNA BE SOBBING IN THE CORNER!”.

Kiki’s constant garbling of words and screaming is amazing.

Kiki calling Jimmy “banana”.

Jimmy being terrified of Kiki.

Kiki, and a total complete fucking stranger pointing at Jimmy and saying “shame”. Stan joins in because he wants to be included.

Kiki screaming at the top of her lungs and Trooper Emma walking up to her and shushing her quietly and calmly “Kiki, Kiki. I need you to calm down, alright?”.

Kiki calling Jimmy “Mr. Happy Banana”.

WAIT TROOPER EMMA HAS A GIRLFRIEND?? OH I LOVE;;;;

Kiki: “Let me just tell you, Stan. I'm startin’ to feel real thirsty. I think I might need some Stan water right from the tap” *voice gets deeper and manlier*

Stan, to Kiki: “OH, UH! Stan the Water man; here to get you wet!” | Kiki: “Oh~ I’m already moister than an oyster~”  *disappears into the hospital*

KIKI’S CAR WIRE SONG OMFG;;;;

Stan’s car wire song, omfg 💔

Stan, to Kiki: “Is this our date?” | Kiki: “Ohho ho heh.. you’ll know when our date is starting” *says in a manly voice* “Believe me~”.

Kiki: “Say ‘silk’ five times in a row” | Stan: silk, silk, silk, silk, silk | Kiki: What do cows drink? | Stan: …..water? | Kiki: GAAAAAAAHHHH!

Kiki calling Jimmy “Johnny Banana”.

W-WHAT W?????? MAYBE JIMMY’S NOT THE FRIEND THAT YOU THOUGHT?? ? STAN, YOU’RE THE ONE THAT PUNCHED HIM!!!!

“AN EX FRIEND”. AN EX FRIEND?????!!! OHHHH... NO NO NO, MARK THIS IS UNDESERVED ANGST! UH UH! I AINT TAKIN’ THIS SHIT. NO NO. THIS “FALLING OUT” IS INVALID AND MAKES NO SENSE WTF. THINGS WERE GOING SO GREAT.

yeah, stranger. you punch Stan. KARMA, BITCH.

OH!! JIMMY’S COME BACK TO SAVE STAN FROM THE RANDOM BAR FIGHT THAT THE’YRE NOT INVOLVED WITH!! SAVE HIM, JIMMY!!!

(heartfelt moment while Kiki screams in the background fighting) Jimmy: “I’m getting you out of here”. | Stan: “I’m sorry I took out all my pent-up aggression on youuu! It wasn’t your fault! Just..mad at myself”. | Jimmy: *carries Stan out of the bar*.

Trooper Emma returns! :D

 Stan: *choking up tears* I’M A CRIMINAL!! I PUNCHED A MAN | Jimmy: “You’re anything but a criminal”.

Stan in the back of the cop car, getting driven to the hospital, crying to Emma about how he hurt his only friend Jimmy.

 Emma is so fuckin’ sweet omg. “You’re gonna be just fine, he’s gonna forgive you. We’re gonna get you medical assistance, okay?”.

*at the hospital* “Oh, the fanny pack guy! :D”

Stan calling Jimmy’s hair “a lovely teal”.

Trooper to Stan, who’s laying in a hospital bed: “Did you call him ‘Friendly J’?” | Stan: “Yeah! Friendly J! You know him?” | Trooper: “He’s here, he’s looking for you”. | Stan: “really??”.

Jimmy falling through his seat and then the floor.

❤ ❤ ❤ BRO HUG!!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

Jimmy: “Stan, you say hi to your son for me”. | Stan: “I will. I’ll tell Roy that I might the nicest crack dealer in all of Lo Santos” | Jimmy: “Ok may, ..keep the last part very..” | Stan, already walking away: “the nicest crack dealer in all of Lo Santos”.

HOLY SHIT THAT STREAM WAS AMAZING. It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed this hard while watching Mark’s stuff. What a fun ride all the way to the end! Definitely an emotional roller coaster.

[cjoatprehn]

Baxtale: Chapter 2–Part 1

Stretch saw the branch break and Bax plummet, “Aw crap!” Seemingly on his body’s own accord without even thinking, ran and jumped, catching Bax in his arms. They remained airborne for a bit before plummeting and crashing into a snow poff. Stretch heard his bone crush underneath Bax’s weight, he grunted. “ooooo that smarts...frick...” He hoped his arm was bruised, and nothing more, but that meant he was going to be hurting for awhile. “What the heck were you thinking, Papyrus, knowing you could have easily used blue magic to catch her...!” He would facepalm, but of course he was pinned.

Bax woke up shortly after momentarily passing out. She looked at him for awhile, once she realized that he was hurt, She quickly got off of him, and surveyed the damage. Stretch’s arm was bruised purple in one place to the point where it might fracture. Her eyes widened. She had done this to him. She never wanted to hurt anyone. Not even in battle. The fact that he had hurt him, burned her eyes with tears.

Stretch’s eyes widened. “Oh boy. Hey, look, I’m okay. It’s only a bruise I’m fine. No need to cry please do not cry.” Stretch started to panic. He tried to move his bruised arm and then yelps in pain. Bax of course flinches and her tears fall even faster, starting to cry, pushing him back against the snow poff.

“Hey look, it’s not broken! Only bruised. Please don’t—!” Stretch tried to reassure her before she started bawling. He cold really tell she never meant to hurt him. He sighed and reached with his unharmed arm and went to gently pet her head. Thankfully she didn’t struggle. Stretch sighed and said, “Hey look...kid, look at me.”

Bax, slightly comforted by the petting, opens her eyes and looks at him, Stretch gives a gentle smile. “There ya go...see? I’m okay. This is not your fault. okay?” Bax sniffled a bit and nodded a little. She then laid her hand on his bruised bone on his arm, never stopping her eye contact with him. They both started to blush a little, Stretch King a little orange, and Bax turning slightly purple. Bax’s arm began to glow a rose color. Stretch winced hard, as the injury removed itself from his arm. Once it was done, he let out a few pants, the pain disappearing, and Ba removing her hands from his arm.

Stretch looked at his arm and his eyes widened once he saw that his arm was completely healaed, he looked back at Bax. “Ya didn’t have to do that.” Bax then returned his eye contact, signing, “Yes I did.” She hugged him gently, Stretch hugging back. “Thank you.”

After abut 10 minutes had passed, Stretch was carrying Bax back to Snowdin in his arms. Bax was cringing to him and his hoodie, “M-My name...” She started to say. Stretch looked at her, “Hm?” Bax blushed violet, she continued, “M-My name is Bax...” Stretch cringed at how painful her voice sounded to use. “I’m sure you already know who I am, Bax. You don’t have to use your voice if it hurts you.” Stretch smiled gently at her. Bax smiled gratefully in return.

“Come on then, Let’s take a shortcut back.” Stretch smiled , before teleporting back to his house, appearing randomly in the living room.

“PAPYRUS!!!” Stretch flinches and Bax whimpers Clinton to him tighter as Stretch looked up to the place where the familiar vicious voice was heard. “Crap...Captain Alphys.”

A short, buff poking lizard with her axe drawn, and a worried looking fish lady in a lab coat both look at them both. Stretch scanned the room for Blueberry, but of course he didn’t see him. Knowing he’s probably hiding, he stared at the duo. His grip tightened a little on Bax. She buried her face in his hoodie.

“Why did you abandon your post?”

“Something important cam up.”

“More important than sentry duty, I see.” Captain Alphys pointed her axe at Bax in Stretch’s arms, causing him to go into a more protective stance over the big girl. Bax started to shake a little.

“Hiding a human? You really thought I wouldn’t find out?” Alphys glared at the skeleton now. Stretch returned the glare with his own, “I figured Undyne would catch something on the cameras.”

“No. in fact she did not. The fact that this fat brat has been watching all of us right underneath our noses while you and Sans were on sentry duty, supposedly looking for these kind of humans. When you find one, you are supposed to report it to me, not hide them from my view. That pisses me off, Papyrus. Blueberry could do a better job than this.” Alphys ranted while Undyne placed a hand on her shoulder before she went too far. “No, My breath is wasted on you, Papyrus.” She grumbled, causing Stretch to stiffen.

Bax nuzzles her face in Stretch’s chest nw, her shaking getting worse. Stretch tired to smooth Bax as he then says to Alphys, “Captain Alphys,” Alphys growls at the use of her title, “This...she isn’t human, not all the way. She’s part monster too. And I would greatly appreciate if you do not shame her by insulting her body.”

Undyne agreed with Stretch on the body shaming thing, and had a litttle debate with Alphys before she apologized to Bax with a grumble. Not that Bax even cared. Undyne soon sighs and she tells Papyrus, “May I see her soul, then?”

Stretch nods, not seeing why not, and starts to gently coax Bax into revealing her soul to them. Once they all saw the abnormal soul, Undyne’s eyes brightened and she grinned excitedly. “Looks like you’re right, Papy.”

Stretch wasn’t expecting him to be wrong, but he wasn’t expecting to be right either. He watched as the strange soul that hovered before them. It was like two sounds, both a monster and a human soul, mashed Nd fused together, with an almost sapphire blue center and some of either soul is glitched out and coded. It’s edges almost crisp, and the fusion near perfect. The human part of her soul was a rose color, with a mixture of blue toward the center and bleeding into the pure white monster half of the soul.

Bax blushed hard as everyone continued to stare at her soul. It made her feel exposed in a very wrong way. Bax soon put her soul away, blushing hard from anxiety, shame, and exposure. Alphys soon withdrew her axe, which had been hanging by her side, while Stretch quietly soothed the shaken Baxxie. “It’s alright, you did good. You did good, kid.” Bax cried softly in his hoodie. “There there...”

Alphys sihs and then commanded, “Have them visit Undyne for a checkup tomorrow.” Then briskly left with Undyne who sympathetically looked at they two of them before following after. Once they were gone, Stretch then called out Blueberry from hiding, and Blueberry’s skull peeked out of hiding. “He seemed a bit pale. “She gone?” Stretch noddded, continuing to soothe Bax, who was still in his arms.

Lueberry sighed with relief while he came out and placed a gentle hand on Bax’s head, gently stroking her hair. The brothers , while comforting Bax, started to relax as Bax calmed down little by little. They smiled softly before Stretch spoke up.

“Reminds me of back when I was raising you, little brother. Whenever something happened, you would not let go of me until I finished reassuring you that you were safe.” Stretch chuckled.

“REALLY,” Blueberry asked, “Pfft, I sounded like SUCH A BABYBONES.”

“You were a babybones, bro.”

The brothers laughed softly as the nostalgia hit them both. Soon after, Bax calmed and loosened her grip on Stretch, looking up at him and his brother, sighing.

“Feel better, Baxxie?” Stretch asked while dusting off his now soaking wet hoodie. Baxxie signed, “Did you...really see everything I saw? Felt...heard...?”

Stretch and Blueberry nodded. “Everyone seems to know.”

Bax sighs, covering her face in her hands. Then thinking over and over, “THis was never supposed to happen...It...none of this was supposed to..You guys were...no one was supposed to see me...let alone know what I know. I can’t have a story like you guys are supposed to.”

Bax’s worst nightmare had come to fruition. Now that she has been discovered, she didn’t know what to do. She had made a mistake. Somewhere it went wrong. She probably shouldn’t have...went through Error’s anti-void.

“Look everyone is allowed to have a story. Answers. They—you are allowed to have anything you want.” Stretch advised Bax, as if reading her mind.

“YEAH! WHY DO YO THINK I WANT TO BE IN THE ROYAL GUARD?” Blueberry asked, in agreement with his brother.

“Maybe we all weren’t supposed to have the knowledge that we now have of your existence and your experiences of the different worlds you have gone to,” Stretch tried to say, “BUt it happened. You got sick. Your existence we are now aware of, big deal. You were about to find a way to live away from here, right? TO leave without looking back, never to return?”

Bax nodded, ashamed, and sighs, “I can’t stay now either. Because you have been exposed. TO a mass array of knowledge. That alone could make huge disruptions in the underverse. THe worst part about all this is that I cannot take it back...nor can i stop the godspeed advancement of this world. Do you see? My only voice is to leave.”

Blueberry and Stretch looked at each other, solemnly. “LET ME AT LEAST SEND YO OFF WITH A FEW THINGS.” Blueberry said, getting up and heading to the kitchen.

Bax looked up and Stretch made her focus on him. “I’m going to teach you how to summon an attack. Okay?” He was trying to cheer her up by teaching her something fu, Bax was grateful for that. They [rpceeded to practice while Blueberry packed a bag for their Bax.

...

When it came the time to leave, Stretch and Blueberry were walking Bax to the portal. Bax carrying a pack on her back, while the two brothers tried to keep her spirits up. It worked for a time, and Bax was happy for their company. They all soon arrived at the ruins, where the portal lay on top of. Bax signed, “Look, I just wanted to say, thank you. Really I appreciate everything you have done for me.” Bax smiled at the skelebros before her.

Blueberry and Stretch grinned. “Anytime, kiddo.” Stretch replied along with an enthusiastic farewell from Blueberry.

Bax started to climb onto the wall of the ruins and then shined to Stretch, “Hey, I’m old enough to date you, ya know.” She winked playfully and Stretch goes orange in the face.

Blueberry laughs as hs brother had now looked away. “Be safe and get outta here.”

Bax laughed and made it to the portal. She waved before walking through, and the portal closed behind her. Leaving her back to her journey in the void.

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[partiallyvoidmostlybees]

Happy Birthday Pidge!

In honor of everyone’s favorite space daughter surviving another trip around the sun, here are some of my Pidge-related headcanons! 

~Disclaimer: Some of these have been said before so they aren’t necessarily all completely original ideas from me~

1. In regards to Pidge being supposedly from the Midwest: “MIDWEST CONFIRMED: SHEBOYGAN PIDGE LET’S GO! So somehow Pidge never developed the accent for some reason (probably because she went to the Garrison so early), and Matt’s isn’t very strong because he spaced, BUT THEIR PARENTS OH MY SO STRONG! The other paladins literally cannot understand them, and Pidge and Matt have to translate (their dad’s is a little easier to understand because he also spaced, but their mom has THE STRONGEST Sheboygan accent they have ever heard!). Pidge is really pissed off by this, because Lance didn’t translate ANYTHING his family, who speaks exclusively Spanish or Spanglish, said but Pidge has to translate for her AMERICAN parents. [Side Bar: Lance doesn’t believe Sheboygan is a real place, and Pidge threatens to fight him, because she is a ball of anger.]”

2. Lance is Coran’s favorite paladin, but despite his best efforts Coran CANNOT say no to Pidge. (She is the baby, and no matter how hard he tries he cannot say no to her. She has everyone wrapped around her little finger.)

3. Once they find Matt, he immediately follows Pidge in all of her ships (check out the link XD)

4. Hunk knows all. (He holds everyone’s gossip near to his heart and only shares with Pidge {Pidge is always the one that spreads it to everyone else and Hunk always feels bad when she does})

5. In regards to pining and unrequited Keith: Keith gets really frustrated since Lance doesn’t reciprocate feelings yet, and after heated stuff with Lance (like screaming matches and training) he has to go vent somewhere where he THINKS no one can hear him. He often goes to the hangar/garage. Pidge is usually in there tinkering and upgrading stuff, and Pidge over hears Keith’s rants a lot. Keith never knows she is there (she is quiet and he is emotionally clouded). She tells Hunk, obvs.

6. Hunk and Pidge are BFF’s TM. They are always together and no one questions their friendship (people don’t bat an eye when Pidge goes into Hunk’s room and doesn’t return for hours. No one ever suspects risky business because they know Hunk would never). Hunk is Lance’s biggest confidant (maybe except for Keith after Klance happens?). Hunk and Lance are Bros TM, but Pidge and Hunk are actually closer. 

7. Pidge to grow out her hair a bit. Maybe not full on Katie Holt length, but long enough for her to pony-tail it. (Maybe she grows it out when they find Matt so it is easier for people to tell them apart, because for some reason everyone is having trouble with that)

8. I love the idea of Pidge’s room being the messiest, like always. While she is like super rational and everything, she just doesn’t see the point of taking the time to clean it. She argues (with Shiro, obvi) that why should she have to clean it if she knows exactly where everything is? Honestly, he can’t refute her. Honestly, I think everyone would be fairly cool with it except Lance. Shiro doesn’t like it, but he concedes that as long as it doesn’t affect her work flow and stuff she is fine, but Lance HATES that Pidge’s room is dirty. He always likes to keep stuff spick and span and seeing her room almost makes him pass out/faint. On the bright side, no one really sees her room except Hunk. She doesn’t generally like when people come into her room, and Hunk is really the only person she feels comfortable letting in. Usually when she needs to talk to Shiro or Allura, she goes to their rooms and talks there, she doesn’t like having those kinds of discussion in her room, she really only uses her room for working on projects late at night, and chilling (with Hunk because the are brotp)

9. Lance has a really hard time telling Matt and Pidge apart (everyone else can tell though, it’s just Lance obvi. Pidge makes Lance’s life Hell for it, and does all in her power to make it harder)

10. Matt grows/keeps gross stubble even though Pidge hates it.

11. So there is a mission where they have to go undercover, so Allura and Pidge have to sneak in dressed as girls. Allura gladly prepares, but Pidge is pissy about it because she doesn’t want to. So they are both ready and Pidge is like “Oh, wait.” And she pulls a pin out from the back of her hair, and long hair falls out. ALL THE OTHER PALADINS FLIP THEIR SH*T. They are like how the Hell? They ask Pidge how she did it, and she is like “can’t tell”. Allura and Pidge fist bump because they know the trade secrets.

12. In regards to nicknames the paladin’s have for their lions: Pidge has a super long and complicated name for Green, and she says it like all the time (which pisses the other lions off) 

13. Just how Pidge doesn’t allow people in her room really, she also doesn’t really allow people in Green either. So in order to help this, she created an insanely long and hard to remember password, IN BINARY, that you have to remember and recite to her (Pidge) to enter green. Pidge will only recite it to you once. Lance and Keith think Pidge is insane, and cannot remember it at all. They try to memorize it, but they always fail. Hunk has it written down, and can remember it sometimes, but honestly he doesn’t have much need to get inside Green, so he doesn’t really care about remembering it. Shiro memorized it at one point, but forgot it soon after so he’s been in Green once. He doesn’t really care if he gets in anyway, like Hunk (plus he can use his dad powers to get in if he needs to). Coran has it memorized, and recites it to himself every day so he doesn’t forget it.

14. Pidge and Allura brotp/partners in crime! Sistas 4 life

15. Since Pidge is turning 15 (I think), I randomly thought of this. Okay so I could be off base with this because I know Lance is Cuban, but what if he insists on Pidge having a Quinceañera? ? Like he argues that he already has to miss a bunch of his sibling’s birthdays, he is not going to let his little (space) sister turn 15 without a proper Quinceañera! Pidge argues that 1) she doesn’t want one. In fact her family isn’t even big on birthdays in the first place, and 2) she isn’t Latina and also not actually related to Lance biologically. Nothing she says affects Lance’s opinion. He gives everyone a task to make this party epic. Like a week before he and Allura rummage through Allura’s closet to find a dress for Pidge to wear. Lance spends a while upgrading the dress to be a proper (and very poofy) dress for a Quinceañera. Hunk is on food duty (obviously). Shiro is on “dad” duty, like legit Lance just tells him to “be a dad”. Shiro is a bit confused. Keith is just all together confused. He doesn’t completely understand the concept of a Quinceañera in the first place, and he doesn’t understand why Pidge needs one when she isn’t Latina. He spends most of the day just wondering around the castle with a confused look on his face. Pidge locks herself in her room to try to avoid Lance’s plans. Allura is on “talk Pidge out of her room” duty. Coran has the task of both assisting Lance in general ��making this party epic” duties, and helping Allura with her duties. Coran tries to hack into the castles system to unlock the door, but Pidge hacked in to lock it and Coran can’t figure out how to reverse it. Inevitably, Pidge does come out and participate. She acts like she doesn’t enjoy it, but everyone can see the smile that slowly creeps up her face as the evening goes on. Everyone is dressed in suits and dresses and even though Pidge hates that she is wearing this poofy dress, it reminds her of family and she is grateful that Lance did this. There is the traditional father-daughter dance, which is between Shiro and Pidge for half the song, and then everyone else takes turns cutting in, starting with Lance and ending with Coran (Allura does also jump in at some point) since Pidge’s actual father isn’t here, and they are all her family. It’s a bit hard for her since her father and brother aren’t there, and she does cry but they end up being happy tears because she has this new family, complete with 3 new brothers who love her very much. 

WOW! That ended up being a heck of a lot longer than I thought it would be! Most of these are some headcanons that have been sitting in a Word document for months now! (I have tons more so let me know if ya’ll wanna see them!) I apologize if any of these were repetitive or contradicted themselves, like I said this is a collection of stuff from over a long period of time so I my opinions tend to change a bit overtime! Sorry for crowding your dash a bit with this SUPER long post, but I hope you enjoyed it! And please feel free to let me know your opinions or add your own! 

Happy Birthday Pidgeon!

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