#….. sigh

[herobrain900]

As a newly 18 year old I've come to this realization rather quickly.

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[silvermahogany]

All the fanfic where Shmilk naps in the shadows of Vanilla's cloak got to me

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

sigh. obligatory idk if/when tumblr implodes but here's where I exist

blusky

twitch

instagram

tiktok

etsy shop

also I oughta do another promo post to show off the prints available so people make their purchases in April, it's been thrown around that Canada Post is going on strike again in May

I've committed to various art markets in May and June to help make up for the oncoming storm but this summer's gonna be one of the times of all time. If you live in Toronto, PLEASE look up toronto night market and follow that too, I'll be there for all the May/June shows

[moodyseal]

TOApril Day 8 - Echoes of Battle Cries

Celebrating after the battle in CJ must've felt bittersweet :')

[angrylittlesliceofpizza]

yup. scrolled through this because i don't have the spoons to read Ace Stuff 101 (got through that, got the t-shirt and ace flag thingies, i'm good ^^) and… yeah. lots and lots of stuff BEFORE "hey look there is stuff going on in society that's Not So Great for ace ppl"

… and yet. incredible how often it seems that "lulz ace is a fake identity, that's for people who *want* to be oppressed" :] … and i… am… BAFFLED. by that attitude. first discovered it FROM SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT WAS A FRIEND. and who claims to be a queer activist!? like… are you a QUEER activist, or GAY (CIS) DUDE activist?? and then the other day, less surprising, the Terfy Terf herself gave her that sh*t.

… so. here we have a sexual orientation that is based on a LACK of something, and that's probably confusing to allosexuals, both straight and not. but then, they make the jump "ah yes, that must be because they want to whine about how they are hated so much! … LET'S HATE ON THEM MOAR" … … do they even REALIZE how RIDICULOUS that is!? srsly. wtfh.

happy pride month from your neighborhood gray!! I forget that asexuality has been severely misrepresented and that a lot of people don’t actually know what it is as a result so here is an overview of what asexuality is, what it’s not, and how acephobic is represented. there is so much more to asexuality than just this. I didn’t even mention the medicalization of asexuality! 

I highly rec scretspiderlady on Twitter because she writes a lot about the ace experience and has many comprehensive threads. I also rec Yasmin Benoit, a Black aroace lingerie model who is fighting misinformation about asexuality and shedding light on racism within the asexual community. if you’re interested in more resources feel free to dm me!

EDIT: I updated the slide that refers to asexuality as “aspec” to “acespec.” The term aspec refers to the a community as a whole – both asexuals and aromantics – while acespec refers to the asexual spectrum and arospec referes to the aromantic spectrum. You can see this mirrored in the terms acephobia (experienced by aces), arophobia (experienced by aros), and aphobia (experienced by both aces and aros). Thank you to those of you who tagged this post with their correction!

EDIT 2: now with a text-only option!

[djotime]

his smile 😣

[ahamkara-apologist]

I feel like the black sheep of the Destiny fanbase. My favorite character of all time is Eramis. My favorite playlist activity is Gambit. My least favorite character is Cayde-6. I'm solidly neutral on the vast majority of the human cast and couldn't care less about popular ships like Drifteris or Crode. I think 99% of the narrative decisions are good and make sense, or at the very least fit well within the boundaries and time limits imposed by the game itself. I think that the lore far outshines the gameplay and that we'd be better off focusing on the story and the universe it's built into rather than coming up with a new way to rehash the content drops for the 10 millionth time. I want Taniks to come back, but not as a meme, as a fleshed-out character. Few such cases.

[vanillarosekiss]

stepdad!simon riley with his naive-but-cute stepdaughter 👼🏼

IMPORTANT: idk why but my analytics have been super bad as of late (maybe i'm not posting at the right times?) and my posts just aren't getting as much interaction as they usually do. it would be such a great help to lmk if there's anything that you particularly want to see on this blog/a previous post that you liked so i can be sure i'm writing stuff that people ACTUALLY like :)

warnings: taboo themes, porn with no plot tbh, unprotected sex, overstimulation etc, etc...

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mmmm just over here thinking about stepdad!simon riley who just fucks sooo good that neither of you can stop, no matter how wrong you think it is…

it all started when he came home from a long, gruelling day at work. it was just you home alone that evening, tucked up on the couch reading one of your books, totally engrossed as he came in and sat down a mere few metres away from you. his head leant back on the couch, a small sigh leaving his lips as his aching body rested properly for the first time in hours.

and you. you were just so sweet to him, so kind. making him dinner, ensuring that his clothes got washed, doing anything you could to make his life easier — basically a little housewife for him to look forward to when he got home.

prancing around doing menial chores in the kitchen, living room, your bedroom, in the tiniest little pyjamas known to man. not that he was looking, of course (yes he was).

looking so lovely for him, the cutest little pink panties on show for him when your mini skirt rode up as you “accidentally dropped something”. plush thighs that were practically begging him to grab them and pull them apart just so he could fuck you right there and then.

which he did do, one day, after a particularly stressful shift. he couldn’t restrain himself and then you showed up, sweet innocent thing. didn’t know what you were really getting into at all. so naive.

looking even more dumb and naive as he fucked you brainless on the same couch. you laid out all nice over the arm with your ass up, meeting every harsh thrust of his hips, his pelvis bruising your soft skin as he pounded his thick cock into your cunt. your incessant whines that just made him fuck you even harder, until the only noise you made were the uneven gasps that would fall from your mouth at every stroke of his length.

the warm, fuzzy feeling you’d get when he came inside you, feeling him speed up, seize up, and twitch slightly just before as you squeezed your walls around him. the way he would keep going even when you’d orgasmed, overstimulating you to the point of tears and then making you cum harder than you previously had just to prove a point (the point is that he is the only person who should be fucking you).

mmm.. yeah. so perfect.

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[charlietoday]

Yeah. but ill be damned if i dont fucking try

[seabeck]

Woke up super early, got thinking about cacti, decided I want to get some of the native prickly pear, scour the internet for one that isn’t a captive hybrid, can’t find any at a reasonable price or that ships, finds out there’s a native plant nursery near me that sells it

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I’m going to give you the coordination of a 2013 YA protagonist

[nottheemuse]

@munofmanyminds

I want her nervous system to know what safety feels like...

[tenoart]

Finished this last night, I finally checked out mouthwashing

Curly silly

+ close ups :DD (Yes chibi curly has a trans flag take that head cannon from my cold dead hands)

[littlepikmins]

So sad that TD: R was canceled because I would've loved to see more of Bernard and Darcy's friendship.

I love how he's holding her hand while he talks to her in the hospital.

[kindahoping4forever]

Promo pics for ORDER chaos ORDER