#WoT

[markantonys]

POLYSHIP WEEK 2024

→ Day 4: promises “I made a promise, too; I promised to keep the pair of you alive. If Moghedien shows up, she’ll go after you two. Now, here.” [Mat] pushed the medallion at her again. Elayne reached up to pull his hat off and slip the cord over his head. She actually tucked the foxhead into his shirt and patted it before handing him his hat. [...] “You wear it. After all, you can hardly keep your promise if Moghedien kills you.”

[semirhagesplayroom]

I often wear long skirts and it's shockingly rare that I need to smooth them. I must be doing something wrong.

everytime i wear a long flowy skirt and am forced to fix and arrange it whenever I sit down I mentally pour one out for Robert Jordan

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

It’s so fucking funny that Lanfear’s little trap for Rand involves her doing a half-assed ‘damsel lost in a magical wilderness beset by Creature awaiting a gallant rescue’ routine that’s the staple plot of like half of the Arthurian canon. Nobody told Rand that the maiden fair in these stories almost always has some secret magical scheme.

She barely even bothers to pretend to be in distress! But alas, he’s too overwhelmed by how absurdly hot she is to question the convenience of another lost traveler just happening to be trapped near them in the parallel universe he’s found himself suddenly transported to. Poor guy.

[sparklyeevee]

About once a week I see someone claim that the scene where Tylin rapes Mat was "played for laughs". Did you guys find it funny? Actually, here, I'm gonna include a poll so we can get sample data from people who don't feel like reblogging.

I'm not including a nuance option. If you didn't personally find it funny but do believe it was played for laughs, that's a no. If you did find it funny but felt kind of bad for thinking that, that's a yes. Feel free to provide nuance in tags or however.

[beemovieerotica]

rings of power had a budget of half a billion dollars and yet wheel of time with a FRACTION of that is out here giving us unparalleled artistry and costuming that hasn't been seen since in this entire decade of television

if they don't win an Emmy for this i'm rioting

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

In Chris Crocker fashion, “leave mat alone” 😭

[pien-art]

Moiraine taking a (much needed and deserved) break :)

prints available here

[rosamundpkes]

MOIRAINE channeling in "What Was Meant to Be"

[nat111love]

3,000 years pass and I'm back to this.

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

Except Lan wouldn’t go off and find Nynaeve, he thinks she’s better off without him. And without Moiraine, he thinks he’s better off in the Blight. She compelled him to save him.

More completely normal and Good advice from Lan that definitely won’t have affects on Rand

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

Something about powerful old witches who have their power blocked off from them and are in a complicated decades (/centuries) old lesbian romance makes me foam at the mouth .

[mariannekhalil]

My siuaraine greatest hits compilation ahead of the s2 premiere

[markantonys]

once, just once, i would like to make a silly little WOT jokepost without everybody and their mother Well Actually-ing me to explain why my joke is inaccurate. that would be nice.

the most unrealistic thing in WOT is how everyone can just fall asleep on command in any location at any hour of the day if they need to go to tel'aran'rhiod. if you invited me to a TAR zoom call, you'd be waiting 2 hours for me to show up, and that's only if it's my normal bedtime and i'm in a comfy bed. if you're hosting the call outside my regular sleeping hours or when i'm not in a comfy bed, then forget it.

[wibblyowzah]

Moiraine laughed and hugged Siuan. She could not help it. She truly had come home. They had come home.

—New Spring, Robert Jordan

[sapphistaedine]

me everyday

[nervouspearl]

"We all stand with you."