#maybe I’m crazy

[nereidprinc3ss]

Thinking abt this insane gif again and how it’s so Spencer Reid getting home late from a case and you are sleepy and mad at him for being gone for so long bc you missed him so much!!

[trianna-phoenix]

Can we just talk about how pretty bilbo was during the scenes where thorin dies, like ya ya it’s sad but he’s so pretty?? Do you think thorin noticed in his final moments that bilbo looks especially soft and pretty in that moment or??

Yes I did just rewatch the movies thanks for asking

[fryingpan1234567]

superheroes and social media

do you KNOW how often I see a cute trend on ig or tiktok or anything and I’m just like “man that would be cute for (insert hero ship)”

but that’s an issue because like… putting your face on the internet is DANGEROUS🙅‍♂️

I had. an idea. to solve all the issues!

as fun as it is to imagine the RobinOfficial account having 4 million followers, I think it’s more fun for everyone to have accounts that only follow and allow following in the caped community

so basically Instagram for just superheroes

the ones whose identities are known can post their faces, and the ones who are still under the radar have a close friends list that consists of the people who do know them

a very few amount of people who aren’t heroes are allowed on this Super IG

including Lois Lane, whose entire presence is standard mom posts but with like. Superkids and other Kryptonians. you get it

uhh Bernard Dowd too but he only follows Tim and Steph

Alfred, who only posts the Manor and London with captions like poetry

Selina Kyle because she already had a regular account but B was like “oh that’s dangerous now that we’re affiliated”

she was like “well how am I supposed to fuel my ego with no instagram for people to thirst after me”

B sighed and was like “well,,,,,”

Harley Quinn fluctuates between being banned and interacting with EVERYONE’S content with offensive amounts of emojis

anyways tell me WHY Conner Kent has the most iconic page on the internet

it’s full of these aesthetic photo dumps and crackhead videos of YJ doing dumb shit

also Tim. he’s got chaotic gen z billionaire vibes and most of his stuff is on his close friends list because B doesn’t need to see the REALLY dumb shit he gets up to

yeah they’re both hot and yeah they’re both elite pages. but Kon’s is Sabrina Carpenter energy and Tim’s is P!ATD energy so they’re different flavors of slay

on the opposite end of the spectrum we’ve got B, who has four posts, all exactly 365 days apart

it’s the yearly Father’s Day family portrait

Dick Grayson does that millennial vlog thing but Not

“a day in the life of a 24 year old cop (who also happens to be a vigilante)”

also a compilation of clips of him jumping off buildings, some taken by him and some by other people

can you IMAGINE this dumbass with a gopro

Red Bull wants to sponsor him what can I say

he lets his favorite villains follow him

WHEN I TELL YOU BILLY BATSON HAS THE MOST FAMOUS PAGE OF ANYONE IN THE COMMUNITY

because he was a public figure ANYWAYS. this is the idiot who used to walk around charging people’s phones with his powers and taking selfies for cash. people know him

so Captain Marvel has this crazy account with him doing memes and slo mo compilations of him punching guys from his body cam

his most hit post is a video where he found a cop harassing a bunch of kids on the street (who he happened to KNOW) and without saying anything at first just kindaaaaa walked over and fried the cruiser’s entire inner workings

“yo, copper! I think somethin’s up with your system, man!”

while the cop was trying to figure out how to start his fucking car again, Billy herded the kids down the sidewalk and they all took off running, giggling like maniacs

Damian Wayne doesn’t post a lot, but when he does, it’s to match with Jon

I mean like taking pictures of each other from across the same table and the captions are each half of a whole song lyric, stuff like that

his personal favorite is actually their softlaunch— they found an entire wall of mirrors at the planetarium on a date, Jon had his right hand on Dami’s waist and the other in his pocket, and Dami was standing in front of him, holding the phone with his right and tilting Jon’s face down with his left to press a kiss to the underside of his jaw. neither of their faces are in it and it was Damian’s wallpaper for a WHILE

my babies ANYWAYS

Diana Prince posts exclusively about her favorite ice cream shops

Bart is the kid whose note is always like “in the hospital👍” / “sick again” / “hate broken ribs I can’t eat seven burgers in this condition” / “got possessed by a death god again :/ third time this week” and it’s like jesus man can you catch a break

can you imagine finding fucking Superman has a verified instagram account but it’s private so you can’t even follow freaking SUPERMAN

Duke Thomas is thoroughly over his siblings’ shit and there’s a ton of videos of them being dumbasses with captions like “someone save me it’s two in the morning”

anyways A COMPILATION OF TRENDS

“nobody move, there’s blood on the floor” for LITERALLY any ship it’s so funny

“what? you’re not coming to my tea party? Bethany, I made BISCUITS” with increasingly low res crack pics of Red Hood falling off of things, generously edited and posted by Tim Drake

dance trends with Steph and Cass

“guess which outfit is whose” with Tim and Steph but they’re both in their Robin uniforms

Tim making a cringey thirst trap edit of Jason who in response posted a clip of Tim tripping his own gear and setting off an alarm

“wearing the same outfit so no one can tell us apart” and it’s all the Batkids in their Robin uniforms (most of which barely fit) ((Bruce and Alfred cried))

the Superkids did the same thing a few days later and dragged Clark into it

not-quite-thirst-traps where they just kinda stand there over music but everyone in normal comments would’ve gone crazy

calisthenics trends. Thanks

it’s like a THING between all the Titans where they’ll sneak up behind each other, yell “THIS IS SPARTA,” and kick each other off roofs

someone sneaking up behind Jason while he’s belting Seasons of Love

MOTORCYCLE CONTENT

somewhere out in the world there’s a shaky, blurry video of Robin, Superboy, Spoiler, Blue Beetle, and Beast Boy dancing to and half-singing-half-yelling Tell Your Girlfriend

if you think of any more social media trends or videos or pics you see that remind you of a hero tag me because I’m obsessed with the idea of these idiots on socials

[redrosyrose]

i’m very composed until anything about the marauders are mentioned.

like my heart would beat like hell. i also begin to stutter on every word and my mouth would get aches from smilling too hard

maybe i’m A LITTLE obsessed with them.

[season-77]

My rather late contribution to Snarky Little Shit Saturday, here it is for you all:

the 'What a load of bloody nonsense' eyebrow

[i-am-literal-nightmare-fuel]

accidentally headcannoned a little hard and made an ace attorney AU. (Ft: Ambulatory wheelchair user Nick)

please be warned the research I’ve done for this is still being done and I’m still fleshing it out

(This idea came about because of my medical interest and I have bad back and shoulder pain all the time that never really gets better for long and it’s been kicking my ass lately and making everything (as simple as laying down or bending over) a pain in the ass (I’m not diagnosed with anything but I’m getting an X-ray at some point. I’m also able bodied))

also for extra context I know there are a lot of wheelchair user Phoenix wright headcannons after the third game however I’ve seen very few ambulatory user Miles hc’s

so

This also spills into my physically abusive Manfred hc with the injuries being part of the reason for Miles’ issues, I also don’t primarily hc this but I like the idea to add some more complexity and it also becomes really interesting about the elevators.

for some more info:

Miles ignored it for years and went through strenuous work and physio to ignore it as Manfred didn’t like the idea of it.

Franziska doesn’t know until after the third game when Miles accidentally lets something slip during a conversation about Phoenix’s own wheelchair use/injury.

He doesn’t like to use his chair as he can get around fine without it but it usually hurts and he actually can’t get around without it on really bad days

its the reason he hunches over the stand like that sometimes

also why he stands so fucking straight aside from being an arrogant prick (I love him)

[lesbianjennybrown]

If I have to ever see the “doofenshmirtz is phineas s father” take again I am going to rip my hair out. it doesn’t work!!! Here’s why!!!

-Linda canonically doesn’t remember who Heinz was

-they went one on date in highschool in the 80s and didn’t even hold hands

-Linda would have had to already have had candace, in the 80s.

-the show is dated, via the technology, in the 2000s (the flip phones). Candace, if she was born in the 80s, she would have been way older in the show, in her twenties.

-LINDA DOESNT REMEMBER WHO HEINZ IS

idk maybe I’m a hater but it’s like… idk. Who cares who phineas’ bio father is anyways? His dad is Lawrence !!!!!

[notfernintheslighest]

Obligatory TW for discussions of racism in media

Did anyone else notice that Deadpool 3 had way fewer characters of color? I really loved the movie and all but it felt like there was none of the characters I went to watch a Deadpool movie for. Like why is Dopinder replaced with that white man? Dopinder is one of my favorites and he’s just gone, same with Colossus. They literally replaced Dopinder with Peter, which was the joke they were making in the last movie, until they killed Peter almost immediately. Dopinder literally had a whole arc going. Where is his slow descent into madness? Like none of the main characters were people of color in this movie and the side characters were also a lot of whiter. Why doesn’t Domino make another appearance, or Firefist… Wade literally sacrificed himself to save that kid and he’s gone? Didn’t we spend a whole movie caring about them? Like Blind Al’s screen time even felt cut but maybe I'm reaching. I get that they’re not in Wade’s universe anymore but only like Blade is "new" and POC, which is typical of Disney, but not of Deadpool. He also didn’t seem to have as much screen-time as everyone else. There’s also a lot fewer references to African American culture, if memory serves. Maybe I’m delusional, but like even in the references and music it seemed to PALE in comparison to previous movies. I mean I guess Disney will be Disney, white right? I’m not excited to see how the mutants will be handled by them. Especially since the Doom casting, but playing a character outside his race isn’t new for RDJ, some could even argue that it isn’t even Tropic and that he’ll bring the Thunder.

I have only really seen one person, Nikhil Clayton on tiktok, talk about this and that was only about the lack of Dopinder to make room for White Dopinder Peter. This combined with canceling Donald Glover’s Deadpool series allegedly for being too black and making fun of Taylor Swift is not a great look.

Considering what Blake Lively has been exposed for + Ryan by extension (he’s heavily involved in the This Ends With Us debacle.) I wonder how Taylor Swift found out about the episode since allegedly it was her getting upset that “broke the camel’s back.” Shows typically don’t reach out and ask celebs who are mentioned, this is entirely speculative, but I wonder if her friend, Blake Lively, found out through her husband and somehow that information made it back to Swift. I remember Donald mentioning they had to lowkey force Ryan out of the writers room (which would be on track with his wife and his behavior on the set of This Ends With Us) but maybe I misunderstood. I don’t know for sure what all is going on, and the general public may never know, but I do know that something about this seems wrong. I hope I'm just overthinking all this, but the friends I’ve talked to have all agreed.

[nocasdatsgay]

I feel like Mor’s need to drink almost every time she’s on screen in the books is a big elephant in the room that gets disguised by the fact the boys go ‘yea I’m down to drink’ every time she breaks out the alcohol.

[xbomboi]

i said this in the tags of a reblog n but i just need everyone to understand my thought process when i say the fairy queen is evil

am i losing you yet

[alissa3000]

Rewatching Once Upon a Time and realizing that Rumplestiltskin reminds me of salad fingers 😭

[strawberryscarecr0w]

I might make this into digital idk !

But the idea here is that my Rook OC, Quinn is Icarus and Auron is/will be the sun and as you can see the wings are melting but Quinn is unbothered. This is because the closer Quinn gets to Auron, the more he is able to see who Auron is and he’s excited to see the real Auron.

This is the craziest thing I’ve ever thought of but like what do yall think cause I like to yap

[peacesmovingcabaret]

So watching Buddy Daddies, am I the only one who thinks that Kazuki looks like Laurent and Makoto’s love child?

[grabbyfr]

ever experience an event so heartbreaking and painful in ur cr that you script it in ur dr just so you can have the comfort of your people?? does this make any sense??

[beatlebug987]

Am I the only person who thinks people look like their pfps? Like if your pfp is an anime character there’s a 90% chance I will subconsciously think you look like that character in my head

[shark-train]

I HATE him and how he has infected my brain.