#maxwell lord headcanons

[superbat-love]

Lex: Look at those spoiled brats. If it weren’t for their daddy’s money, would they even be worthy of attending this gala?

Maxwell: [glances over at Bruce, Clark, and Ollie, who are deep in discussion] I don’t know, Lex. You seem awfully preoccupied with them. You’ve been talking about them all night. Could it be… you’re jealous you can’t get into their circle, no matter how hard you try?

Lex: [scoffs] Me? Jealous? Of those brainless trust fund babies? Please. I’m leagues ahead of them!

Lex: And who is that man standing so closely to Bruce? The one with his arm around him?

Maxwell: Oh, that’s Clark Kent. He’s the son of a high official from a foreign country.

Lex: I’ve never heard of him.

Maxwell: Probably because he’s too old money for you.

Lex: [seething] Argh!

[baronessvonglitter]

Summer's almost over, and since I've been officially posting on tumblr since June, I'm going to start compiling fic recs on a seasonal basis, so naturally we're starting with summer.

I realize some of these fics are older, and some are even out of season ("Boo" takes place on Halloween) but this is my blog and I'm not gonna hold myself to too many standards 😜

Honestly, everything I reblog is an automatic "fic rec". The ones below are my particular favorites of this past summer 🌅

Abducted ~ Joel Miller x f!reader ~ by @propheticbride

Boo ~ Joel Miller x f!reader ~ by @pascalsbby

Brat! ~ Joel Miller x brat!female!reader ~ by @shellshocklove

Caught in the Act ~ pre-outbreak Joel Miller x roommate!fem!reader ~ by @mermaidgirl30

Cuts Like Glass ~ Dave York x f!reader ~ by @morallyinept

Dinner and a Show ~ Joel Miller x Roman Roy x f!reader ~ by @strang3lov3

Doctor's Pet ~ doctor!Dave York x nurse!reader ~ by @evolnoomym

Heavenly Bound ~ Jackson!Joel Miller x afab!virgin!reader ~ by @ozarkthedog

I Can Bring You in Hot ~ Din Djarin x Maxwell Lord ~ by @ghostofaboy

In the shadows of others, we grow (series) ~ Tim Rockford x Dave York ~ by @sin-djarin

Just Like That (series) ~ dark!perv!stepdad!Joel Miller x fem!reader ~ by @sweetpascal

My kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder ~ Javier Pena x reader ~ by @miss-oranje-disco-dancer

The Nebble Files (series) ~ Tim Rockford x OFC Jane Nebble ~ by @inept-the-magnificent

Please, Sir ~ Marcus Pike x female!reader ~ by @mountainsandmayhem

The Police Officer ~ uniformed!Joel Miller x f!reader ~ by @myownwholewildworld

Privates ~ AU!Joel Miller x Javier Pena x afab!reader ~ by @eff4freddie

Push It ~ Joel Miller x fem!reader ~ by @milla-frenchy

Put it in, Coach ~ Joel Miller x f!reader ~ by @magpiepills

The Rift (series) ~ Marcus Moreno x Marcus Acacius x Marcus Pike x f!reader ~ by @whataperfectwasteoftime

Savior ~ dark!Joel x captive!reader ~ by @lokischocolatefountain

Strawberry Sugar ~ modern!Oberyn Martell x f!reader ~ by @guiltyasdave

Sweet Tooth ~ mom's bf!Javier Pena x f!reader ~ by @magpiepills

Table for Three ~ Joel Miller x f x Dave York ~ by @aurorawritestoescape

Untitled Joel Miller x f!reader ~ by @joelslastofus

Untitled Marcus Acacius x f!reader ~ by @joelslastofus

Volatile ~ Dave York x f!reader ~ by @javier-pena

The Wedding Night ~ Marcus Acacius x female!reader ~ by @ienjoywritingfilth

Wildest Dreams (series) ~ Dave York x f!reader ~ by @guiltyasdave

[vampiricnature]

Some random digital shit. My sona x wiggly and my Max design :]

I'll post the funky talk me and my friend had about peas and love by bear ghost being a wiggly song so prepare

[jpbpxma]

hi, this is a new writing blog for pedro pascal & his characters. I have many ideas of my own to post but I'm also accepting requests for scenarios, specific characters of his you'd like to see written or just anything really, even if it's just to talk so shoot me an ask :)<3

(yes the picture is a way to bring your attention to this post)

[garth-enthusiast]

Have my random Booster Gold and Ted Kord headcanons because I said so :) Ted Kord always had a stutter but it's only really noticeable now in adult life when he is unconcentrated, sleep deprived and/or hurt

Booster is allergic to basically everything there is

Even though Booster is the one allergic to everything, Ted is the incredibly picky eater

They both are very tactile and when one of them is gone for a while Max or Guy have to subject themselves to hardcore hugging

[freakrenaissance]

I'm in a major headcanon mood, & this just popped up. I love every word 😆 my homie & i were just arguing about crocs lol.... she's finally given in & come to the dark side

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Pedro boys and if they’d wear Crocs.

(A/N: this is a silly thing I wrote for @juletheghoul. It’s not serious. Just me having some fun and what I think about each boy. Side note: I personally wear Crocs (they’re Mandalorian themed). Please enjoy this nonsense!)

Din Djarin: Crocs don’t exist in the SW universe but let’s say he got access to a pair, Din would love them. They’d be his around the ship shoe. Would never wear them outside because they’d hinder his ability to fight if he needed to.

Frankie Morales: Francisco Morales absolutely has a pair of house Crocs that on occasion he has worn in public. He thinks they’re comfortable. He side eyed them at first but then he tried on a pair and he 👀👀👀, brought them home. He let his kids pick out charms. He doesn’t mind that you make fun of him, he loves his shoes, and absolutely got the kids their own pairs.

Marcus Pike: Zero doubt Marcus Pike owns a pair of Crocs and if he has to run a quick errand he will absolutely wear them. This man will put them in sport mode every time he leaves the house. His don’t have any charms on them, they’re just a standard pair of black Crocs.

Javier Peña: This man likes to get laid, he’s not wearing Crocs. Wouldn’t fathom buying a pair.

Maxwell Lord: He wouldn’t own Crocs, he has to keep up appearances and look fancy when he’s out and about. Wouldn’t even have house Crocs. He does have slippers he wears at home though.

Joel Miller: No. Never. Even before the world went to shit he wouldn’t be caught dead in a pair of Crocs and after? Not feasible for the world they live in. No Crocs for Joel.

Oberyn Martell: There are no Crocs in GOT but let’s go modern au and they do exist. Oberyn lives in a life of luxury, and Crocs just don’t fit his aesthetic. Has tried them on, though. He wasn’t into them.

Dave York: No. Absolutely not. Scoffs at the thought of even getting a pair. Doesn’t get the hype.

Javi Gutierrez: Absolutely. Has some that he only wears around his house (they’re burgundy) with a Paddington bear charm on them. He thinks they’re super comfortable. If he could wear them all of the time without getting looks he absolutely would.

Pero Tovar: Crocs don’t exist during his time but if we move him to the future, I absolutely think he’d own a pair. He’s a practical man. They’re comfortable and quick to put on.

Dieter Bravo: It’s canon this man wears Crocs and he fucking loves them. Is always wearing them when he’s not shooting. Is a weirdo and wears them in sport mode.

Ezra: If Ezra had access to Crocs he would own a few pairs. Especially after losing his arm, they’re easy to wear and insanely comfortable. Wears them around the house and out in public. Absolutely loves his Crocs.

Max Phillips: Bought Crocs as a joke, kept them cause they’re comfortable. Let’s say you’re in a FWB situation with Max and you call him late one night for a quickie, that dude is rolling up in sweats, a t-shirt, and his Crocs and if you say anything about the shoes he lets you know they come off quick and next thing you know you’re naked on the couch and you’ve forgotten what he showed up wearing.

Jack ‘Whiskey’ Daniels: No Crocs for him. Has never looked at the things twice. Tequila showed up wearing some once and Jack had just looked at him funny. Prefers his boots.

Marcus Moreno: Look at that DILF. This man absolutely has Crocs. He wears them around the house, he wears them to the grocery store, if he has the day off the only shoes he’s wearing are his trusty Crocs. Missy is absolutely embarrassed but she also decorated them in cute charms and Marcus proudly wears them.

Pedro across the Street (Calls): This man is trying to fuck his neighbor’s wives he would never wear Crocs. That’s his appeal to the lonely housewives—he’s hot and has a big dick, Crocs would ruin his image.

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[eva-birdman]

I've been headrotting over a (very historically inacurate) medival ish au where Kepler is a baron/lord and Jacobi is his knight that never leaves his side

Headcanons under the cut >:D

Kepler is notorious to be someone that isn't afraid to get his (of his knight's) hands dirty and quite ruthless at negotiations.

Cutter is the king and works closely with him

Maxwell is his advisor

Jacobi was from a blacksmith family but Kepler noticed how adept he was with the sword and after he saved his life one day, he appointed him as a knight

Warren was adopted by the Kepler family when he was a kid, cause they couldn't have children of their own for an heir

Kepler sometimes looks at Jacobi from his carriage window while he follows on horseback and that's how he slowly notices how handsome he is

He only spirals from there

Obviously Jacobi would hesitate to kill and to die for him. For multiple reasons other than that being his job.

[happypedrohours]

Good morning, fellow Happy Pedro Hours partakers! We hope you had a great night and we're looking forward to the next one aka tonight, June 22nd!

The first pit stop after a night of fun with friends is definitely some hot drink to wake up and face the day, so we asked some of our writer friends what they think Pedro Boys would drink and they came up with some brilliant ideas that you will find under the cut.

Jack has neat black coffee because he doesn't see why you should add anything else. Except whiskey, of course.

Shane doesn't like coffee but he's been known to sneak a white mocha frappucino when nobody is watching.

Javi G, being very European, would do a cappucino in the morning but if he wakes up later in the day, he'd switch to an espresso with a bit of sugar in it.

Or Javi G would drink a cortado.

Pietro Alvarez will do a double espresso with almost an equal ratio of sugar.

Maxwell Lord skips the coffee because he's already way too wound up on a regular day, so maybe he'd go for a decaf or just some tea.

Marcus Moreno doesn't drink too much coffee in a day because it doesn't always agree with his stomach. He'll have a plain cup in the morning at time, but if he stops at a coffee house, he'll try a cappucino because Missy always raves about it.

Tim will drink black at the police station because the coffee isn't any good so leyt's not even consider that powdery creamer, but if he orders at a coffee shop, he'll sometimes go for some cream in it.

Joel Miller (pre-outbreak) drinks Folgers because it was on sale. He adds his cream and 2-4 spoons of sugar (depending of it he had to bail Tommy out of jail or back him up in a fight or threaten to fight a kid because they gave Sarah a weird look). Joel is that dad, we love him for it.

Joel Miller (post-oubreak) drinks any coffee he can find, even beans are welcome. He stays awake and doesn't have to deal with his nightmares.

Or Joel would drink weak American coffee in like a tub

Din might drink caf if Grogu has kept him up when he was trying to sleep while the ship was in hyperdrive, otherwise he sticks to water. Very practical.

Dave York is a man who "closes deals" so to speak. He has some fancy Italian blend that he tells his secretary to get him and he hides it from Carol and the kids because he wants to be the only one who has it. Also too expensive to share.

Or Dave York is a coffee snob, interested in different roasts and beans.

Ezra is happy to have anything that will keep him awake so he can keep an eye on his pod. Taste doesn't matter. If he's ever able to relax, he might like some caramel. It's not too fancy but not too basiceither.

Frankie drinks Lifer juice (black coffee). Dark roast, though, he needs to be wide awake. Benny was making taco jokes all night and he dozed on the couch and has a crick in his neck. We're taking volunteer applications to give him a massage.

Strong coffee for Frankie, I can actually see him going for like a triple or quadrupple espresso when given the chance.

Or Frankie takes his coffee just black and strong.

Oberyn would go for some tea or herbal infusion instead.

Dieter drinks any and every sweet thing you can put in six shots of expresso to keep him awake and with a grin for this next scene with the actor he left with one of his monogrammed butt plugs up their ass and did not call the next day.

Or Dieter drinks "extra everything, cream, sugar, any of those coffee syrups if you have them."

Lucien has Cuban coffee with his cigarette in the morning and the afternoon.

Javier Pena drinks it black with a spoon of sugar or two because the Senora says he needs some sweet. He's a sucker for pleasing ladies, old and young.

Or Javi P obviously drinks Colombian coffee.

Thanks to @avastrasposts, @nerdieforpedro, @lady-bess, @for-a-longlongtime for their thoughts!

Do you have other coffee order headcanons for Pedro Boys? If so, we'd love to hear them! Drop us a comment to share them!

[muldermuse]

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Pedro Pascal Characters X Reader: Headcanons

Maxwell Lord loooooves stocking (this is like 2 sentences im sorry)

Being Maxwell’s personal assistant 

Javi Gutierrez nsfw thoughts

[scooterscoob]

HOW THE HELLLLL-- bro we literally. MIND LINKED LDSKJF WE LOCKED IN TOO HARD

HOW. THE PIERCINGS. THE EYEBROW SCAR. OGUGHHGH HOW HOW HOW the way my jAW FELL TO THE GROUND LMAOO

NOT TO MENTION KEPLER NOSE SCAR OHMYGO?#?@?@? our brains are too big dude

Just wanted to say that the way you draw Jacobi is officially the only way i can imagine him now and i am NOT complaining. You designed him so so so well and your art needs to be more appreciated!!! You are incredible, thanks for being such a cool artist<3

Ohoho thank you !!! If you enjoy my Jacobi you’ll also love @scooterscoob’s design for him! I was scrolling thru the tag and was legitimately terrified by how similar they are idk how this happened

[flickys-courage-club]

My CTCD OC LGBTQ+ Headcanons🏳️‍🌈

Olive is Biromantic

Felix is Bisexual and Non-binary

Barry is Asexual

Nathan is Straight

Teresa is Straight

Clive is Gay

Justin is Gay

Sin Clown – Pride is Pansexual

Sin Clown - Wrath is Pansexual

Sin Clown - Glutton is Straight

Sin Clown - Greed is Gay

Sin Clown - Lust is Omnisexual

Sin Clown - Envy is Aroace and Agender

Sin Clown - Sloth is Straight and Demigirl

Geo is Aroace

Petal is Aroace

Sirius is Aromantic

Alan is Gay

Jacob is Bisexual

Maxwell is Non-binary and Biromantic

Grinz and Frownz are both Aromantic

Vore is Panromantic and Agender

Raven is Asexual

Russell is Straight

Platinum is Straight

Shade is Aromantic and Trans FTM

Grayson is Straight

Bunitty is Bisexual

Amaris is Agender and Straight

The Canine Assassins - Saber is Aromantic

The Canine Assassins - Slice and Dice are both Asexual

Toxin is Aroace

Feline Hunters - Tuesday and Thursday are both Bigender and Aroace

Jasper is Straight

Cyan is Straight

Marina is Straight

Jingles is Pangender and Omnisexual

Aden is Biromantic

Damien is Aromantic

Malcolm is Pansexual

Snowflake is Straight

Chief Azrael is Straight

Cider and Timber are both Straight

Jackson is Panromantic

Hurley is Pansexual

Carmen is Demigirl and Straight

Crispin is Aroace

Bard is Straight

Alicia is Aromantic

Flitz is Pangender and Omnisexual

Crescent is Straight

The Sacrificers - Sow, Faith and Miracle are all Aroace

Barney is Asexual

Radley is Straight

Aaron is Asexual

Marie is Straight

Brandon is Straight

Crumble is Trigender and Panromantic

Osborne is Aromantic

Sorrow is Straight

Courley is Panromantic

Sydney is Straight

Denver is Straight

Shako is Panromantic

Kameron is Straight

Francine is Straight

Olly and Trixie are both Pansexual

Lucifer is Aromantic

Claude is Straight

Nigel is Panromantic

Iram is Pansexual

Blizzard is Straight

Twigs is Asexual

Smiler and Gloomer are both Pansexual

Furton is Asexual

Krimson is Aroace

Tyrone is Aroace

Cyan is Bisexual

Nide is Asexual

Salazar is Bisexual

Pollen is Aromantic

Jazz is Panromantic

Fern is Genderfluid and Straight

Twitch is Agender and Bisexual

Sunstroke is Aroace

Fluttters is Trans FTM and Pansexual

Dot is Demigirl and Straight

Andre is Straight

Penny is Straight

Moonlight is Agender and Panromantic

Lauren is Straight

Matt is Straight

Oliver is Straight

Gerald is Aromantic

Lillie is Straight

Damon is Straight

Celeste is Straight

Krueger is Straight

Fear King is Aroace

Nathaniel is Straight

Miranda is Straight

Barrett is Asexual

Renard is Pangender and Pansexual

Bon is Straight

Cyril is Straight

Lord Blade VI is Omnisexual

Sir Mist is Straight

Wendell is Aroace

[clonerightsagenda]

In honor of my nth W359 relisten, here is the breakdown of how I accidentally independently headcanoned most of the characters as Catholic:

Eiffel: He was born in Boston, where Catholics are the largest religious population. I've been told the Lord's Prayer he mumbles is the Protestant version, but that prayer is used a lot in Alcoholics Anonymous, which is probably where he's remembering it from. Perhaps his issues with authority stem in part from having to go to Catholic school.

Minkowski: Her father's surname is Jewish, while her mother is French, where the dominant religion is Catholicism. I envision her as growing up in a mixed household (which I believe is also the case for her VA) but she leans harder into celebrating Christian holidays on the station as part of her attempt to assimilate into white bread apple pie Americanism. After the events of the show I like to think she reconnects more with her Jewish heritage, especially as she could relate to the theme of so many holidays being 'they tried to kill us, they failed, let's eat'.

Hera: Hera quotes St. Augustine, quotes the Bible to Maxwell in Memoria, and says "amen" during the funeral despite never being exposed to religious services. Conclusion? She had Catholicism installed in her to nerf her. Why? Because Pryce is also Catholic. More on that later.

Lovelace: I hc Lovelace as having a Puerto Rican mom. Puerto Rico is heavily Catholic. (Her dad is probably Protestant, but when it came to parents from different denominations choosing which to raise their kid(s) in, my mom won for us, so I shall assume her mom won as well. It's possible she also went to a private Catholic school. She may not have considered herself very religious at the start of her mission, but I think about her leaning on hopes of an afterlife when her crewmates start dying as a scrap of comfort.... only to be forced to contemplate the state of her soul later.

Cutter: It was at this point that I realized I was hcing a whole bunch of the characters as Catholic and decided to lean into it. Luckily for me, he's from Carmel-by-the-sea, which is in fact fairly Catholic due to the presence of a historic Catholic mission. (Did I know this because of a probably Buffy-inspired YA paranormal series I read in high school? Maybe.)

Pryce: Again, was leaning into it at this point, but also it makes sense. She was raised in an orphanage, and a lot of those institutions were run by religious organizations. How many of her problems can be traced back to being raised by nuns. She quotes the Bible to position herself as divine. Why Catholicism specifically? The cannibalism. It's all coming together.

Non-Catholics (Hilbert + the Midwestern Corporate Hit Squad):

Hilbert: Grew up in the USSR. Likely not religious.

Maxwell: Her father was a pastor in Montana, where the biggest Christian denomination is Evangelical. Likely ex-Evangelical. Sorry that happened to you Alana.

Jacobi: His name is Jewish, which is supported by his disdain for office holiday parties and ordering Chinese food on Christmas. Catholics are the dominant religious group in Milwaukee though so he gets to the station and goes ah not this shit again.

Kepler: I do not care about him and thus have not spent much time thinking about him, but probably not religious. When he is trying to turn everyone against Lovelace, he doesn't appeal to religious language while dehumanizing her. There are quite a lot of Catholics in Chicago though so he is also used to them.

What's funny about this is I'm not even Catholic. I did not start out doing this on purpose. Somehow Wolf 359 is a more Catholic podcast than Greater Boston, set in Boston, where the character who talks about religion the most is a Protestant.

[littleoddwriter]

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Only ask for the characters I’ve got listed, please. I’ve written down all of the ones I actually write for, and the list is being updated regularly, as I often find new (actors, whose) characters I write for! (And yes, I always write for every character, so don’t ever worry if you wanna ask for one I haven’t written for in a long time, or ever, it’s fine!) Please always be patient with me. If I haven’t outright declined your request, it’s definitely in the works; even if it has been weeks or months since you’ve sent it in! And only send your requests via ASKs. No DMs or comments, please.

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Masterlists are linked with fandoms/actors/characters below. I WRITE FOR:

ALFRED MOLINA characters:

Doctor Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN characters:

Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man

Bob Taylor

Denham

James Lewis

Johnson

Kurt Goreshter

Lonny Crane

Murdoc

Philippe/Abra Kadabra

Simon Lynch

Thomas Schiff

ETHAN HAWKE characters:

Arthur Harrow

Ellison Oswalt

Goodnight Robicheaux

James Sandin

EWAN MCGREGOR characters:

Alex Law

Catcher Block

Christopher Robin

Curt Wild

Dan Torrance

John Bishop

Mark Renton

Obi-Wan Kenobi 

Roman Sionis/Black Mask* (Birds of Prey - Masc!Reader only) [Any other version of Roman Sionis/Black Mask can be with a Gender Neutral/Female!Reader.]

HUGH DANCY characters:

Adam Raki

Cal Roberts

Luke Brandon

Executive ADA Nolan Price

Will Graham

KARL URBAN characters:

Billy Butcher

Black Hat

John Kennex

Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Markiplier EGOS:

Darkiplier

Illinois

Wilford Warfstache

Yancy

PAUL DANO characters:

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Edward Nashton/The Riddler

Eli Sunday

Jay (Okja)

Joby Taylor

Klitz

PEDRO PASCAL characters:

Agent Whiskey

Dave York

Dio Morrissey

Eddie

Ezra

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Marcus Moreno

Marcus Pike

Max Phillips

Maxwell Lord

Oberyn Martell

Ricky Hauk

RAÚL ESPARZA characters:

Bobby

Dr. Frederick Chilton*

Jackson Neill

Jonas Nightingale

Rafael Barba

Characters from 9-1-1 (Lone Star):

Carlos Reyes*

Eddie Diaz

Evan “Buck” Buckley

Howard “Chimney” Han

Josh Russo*

Mateo Chavez

Paul Strickland

Bobby Nash

Tim Rosewater

TK Strand*

Characters from Law and Order(: Special Victims Unit):

Detective/ADA Dominick “Sonny” Carisi, Jr.

Sergeant Mike Dodds

Detective Nick Amaro

Executive ADA Nolan Price

ADA Peter Stone

ADA Rafael Barba

Deputy Chief William Dodds

Little Miss Sunshine:

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Frank*

Our Flag Means Death:

Edward Teach/Blackbeard*

Frenchie

Izzy Hands

Stede Bonnet*

Prisoners (2013):

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Bob Taylor

Detective David Loki

Renfield (2023):

Count Dracula

Robert Montague Renfield

Tedward “Teddy” Lobo

SLASHERS/Horror Film Characters:

Asa Emory/The Collector

Ash J. Williams [I will usually default to Ash from the TV show, unless requested otherwise!]

Billy Lenz (1974)

Billy Loomis

Bo Sinclair

Brahms Heelshire

Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (TCM 1974 and TCM 2)

Charles Lee Ray/Chucky

Chop Top Sawyer

Corey Cunningham

Dewey Riley

Drayton Sawyer

Herbert West*

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

Lawrence Gordon

Lester Sinclair

Luigi Largo

Mark Hoffman  

Nubbins Sawyer

Pavi Largo

Stu Macher  

Vincent Sinclair

William Easton

Star Wars:

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn

The Girl Next Door:

Klitz

Eli

Characters from The Simpsons:

Cecil Terwilliger*

Fat Tony

Frankie the Squealer

Grady*

Jack Lassen

Johnny Tightlips

Julio*

Legs

Louie

Moe Szyslak

Ned Flanders

Otto Mann

Seymour Skinner

Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Mel

Snake Jailbird

Timothy Lovejoy

Waylon Smithers*

What We Do in the Shadows:

Anton (Movie)

Deacon

Guillermo de la Cruz*

Laszlo Cravensworth

Nandor the Relentless

Viago

Vladislav

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SHIPS, such as:

BlackBonnet (OFMD)

SteddyHands (OFMD)

Black Pete x Lucius Spriggs (OFMD)

Buck x Josh Russo (9-1-1)

Dracfield (Renfield 2023)

Buddie (9-1-1)

Eli x Klitz (The Girl Next Door)

Nandermo (WWDITS)

Herbert West x Dan Cain (Re-Animator)

McKirk (Star Trek: AOS)

Oluwande x Jim Jimenez (OFMD)

Barisi (Law & Order SVU) 

Renfield x Teddy Lobo (Renfield 2023)

Sickrent (Trainspotting/T2)

Stobotnik (Sonic Movie)

Tarlos (9-1-1: Lone Star)

AnderPerry (Dead Poets Society)

ZsaszMask (Birds of Prey)

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Anything related to death as the main subject (this includes deadly diseases, anything fatal, really, etc.).

Anything that romanticizes Mental Illness (my Vent Fics about my own disorders obviously do not romanticize any of it and I do not stand for that).

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WIP: The OCs of "Out of the Chrysalis"

So the fic I'm currently doing for HLAW...is a "Hana tries speed dating courtesy of Maxwell" fic in my P&Tverse haha, because I didn't want to have her plunging into her One Big Romance before getting the space to figure out who she is, sexuality wise, and finding a community of sorts.

One hc I always had was that Maxwell figured out Hana was interested in women by the time they became friends, and basically wanted her to have the experience of dating. He's a guy who winds up remaining friends with his exes, so he definitely talks to them and the people Hana secretly dates (because she's part of Madeleine's court and expected to catch a suitor the regular way) during the Applewood-Italy-Paris leg of the tour are either people he has dated before, or friends of people he has dated and is still friends with. Or just friends. Basically, people he trusts.

Along with being bi I hc her as demisexual, so this fic is about her discovering that too. So five of these people she dates, and two of them she basically has very illuminating conversations with.

So here goes! OC character sheets under the cut

Bethany James

Faceclaim: Vidya Vox

From: Cormery Isle originally, but now lives in Applewood

Pronouns & Sexuality: she/her, lesbian

Profession: Runs a bakery

Headcanons:

• is a friend of someone Maxwell dated during a stay at Applewood.

• a tiny bit of her story is mentioned in "It Takes A Village", about Kiara's coming-out. She is the girl Kiara speaks to at an art exhibition at the end of that fic.

• Bethany left Cormery Isle with a friend, sensing what she was experiencing was different to what other peers seemed to be experience (she'd find out eventually that some of them were bi and equally scared as her). She was only 16 then. She came to Castelserraillan which was always hailed as a VERY safe space for the Cordonian LGBTQ community in general, and had a really, really memorable experience during their Pride Month.

• She moved to Applewood at the age of 20. Loves the farming community and tries to support local farmers there with a pie festival in the autumn months.

• Like most people everywhere, cannot stand Lord Neville Vancouer.

Angel Diaz

Faceclaim: Kehlani Parris

From: Applewood

Pronouns and Sexuality: they/them, pansexual

Profession: Tattoo artist

Headcanons:

• In my hcs Maxwell has a better hippo tattoo now coz I decided to make this character his tattoo artist, and there is NO WAY I'm going to have them be the face behind that awful clipart excuse of a canon tattoo.

This is P&T!Maxwell's tattoo btw:

Has the right amount of goofy, just not lazily done. But whatever, Maxwell got the clipart one as a teen but upgraded it to this one with Angel's encouragement and skills. He's still a bit embarrassed to show it because what will Bertrand say!

• Angel was always a gifted artist, and their parents enrolled them on scholarship at Castelserraillan's premium University for Fine Arts. But it was there that they got fascinated with tattoo art. It gave their parents quite the shock when they made that their profession and it took them a few years to come around to the idea.

• Like Bethany, Angel was also part of the queer scene early on - but because they were actually staying there they could get involved in the community.

• Maxwell and Angel did briefly date.

• Angel loves to dance. You need an eager person to do crazy spins for a flashmob? They're there.

Andrea Melis

Faceclaim: Alessandro Mahmood

From: Sardinia. Born to a Sardinian father and an Egyptian mother. Currently stays in Capri.

Pronouns and Sexuality: he/him, bisexual

Profession: Translator

Headcanons:

• Knows a variety of languages. Italian, Spanish, Arabic, German, French being just a few of them.

• Mostly translates books. His favourite project so far was translating a food memoir by a famous food writer from Domvallier, Cordonia, from English and Arabic to a couple other languages.

• Has developed a YouTube channel to introduce beginners to Italian and Arabic, since those are the languages he knows most intimately.

• He and Maxwell hoped to be serious in their early 20s, but it didn't work out. Took a while before they could get back to their vibes as friends again but they are now at a good place with each other platonically.

Noèmie Dubois

Faceclaim: Agathe Bonitzer

From: Paris.

Pronouns and Sexuality: she/her, bisexual aromantic

Profession: Boutique owner

Headcanons:

• Loves wearing black

• Loves car racing

• Has two moms. Came out as a teen to her moms first.

• Most people know her as a very chilled out person. Very relaxed.

• Dated Maxwell casually a couple years back, but realized Maxwell and her friend Helene were unknowingly catching feelings for each other, so gently veered him in her direction 😂 Worked out well for all three of them.

Hugo Lefevre

Faceclaim: François Arnaud

From: Loire, but stays in Paris.

Pronouns and Sexuality: he/him, pansexual

Profession: Museum curator but used to be a tour guide in his early days.

Headcanons:

• Majored in art history

• Shy and a bit of a loner

• Was a tour guide who helped Maxwell once when he was lost in Paris on a tour the court was talking. They've been friends and trusted confidantes to each other ever since.

• Loves stargazing

• Isn't out as such except to a few people. Is more comfortable that way. Doesn't like socializing much, which makes the friendship with Maxwell a real surprise. Idea of a perfect night is to sit alone in front of a fireplace with a glass of wine. He doesn't have a fireplace as such right now, so a good glass of wine will do.

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These last two are not people Maxwell knows, but are essential to Hana's journey to discovering who she really is, romance wise.

Robin Zhou

Faceclaim: Jess Tom

From: Shanghai, but they and their folks moved to San Francisco when they were younger.

Pronouns and Sexuality: They/them, bisexual

Profession: Professional chef, hosts dinners and parties. Does cooking classes in European cuisine on the weekends.

Headcanons:

• They went to culinary school in the States but travelled back on an all-China tour that lasted a year because they felt they didn't know their home cuisine well enough.

• They know Hana's cousin, Chuntao. She took a cooking class with them and wound up loving it.

• Frequents a bar named Roxie. This is where Hana will meet them in the fic.

Doralis Perez

Faceclaim: Elizabeth Acevedo

From: Brooklyn, born to Dominican-American parents.

Pronouns and Sexuality: she/her, lesbian

Profession: Was teaching for a while, but hopes to do her Ph.D one day. Currently works at the Statue of Liberty-Ellis Island Foundation.

Headcanons:

• Remember the college friend the MC talks about when she mentions the Ramen Incident of Senior Year? That's Doralis.

• Esther and Dora were batchmates and roommates in university

• She was promised a shitload of ramen to call in that favour for Liam

• Esther never got the time to do that, obviously, but she did request her aunt Vivienne to keep that promise in her stead

• Many things Esther knows - as a cishet woman - about sexualities and being an ally, she knows through her time with Dora and their circle of friends at University.

• Dora came out to all their friends by the end of their time at University. It wasn't very easy for her initially, but the environment was such that you had multiple support groups for queer and closeted people there.

• Esther was very much a part of that journey as a close friend who lived with her. That experience also informed how she handled Hana's coming out when she returned.

• Dora loves doing craft activities and has a blog full of fun, innovative and simple craft projects for kids and their parents.

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I simply have to believe that taking a deep breath has to be enough; that, and to think of a new solution, a new path. Walks by the beach do not leave footprints and yet they have happened. I will take that as inspiration.

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BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: Hestia Abella Jones

ALIAS/NICKNAME: Hes (mainly, she prefers her full name), Jonesie, Tia, Jones, Abby

AGE: Twenty Seven

BIRTH DATE: March 17th, 1952

BLOOD STATUS: Pureblood

AFFILIATION: Order of the Phoenix

GENDER/PRONOUNS: Cis-Woman. She/her

CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Cottage in Feldcroft, Scotland (south of Hogwarts and Hogsmeade)

OCCUPATION: Auror, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Ministry of Magic

PETS: Sebastian (burrowing owl), Leda (australian mist cat)

WAND: Acacia wood with a phoenix feather core, 10", quite flexible flexibility

PATRONUS: Badger

BOGGART: being lost in darkness and thus unable to help those she loves

AMORTENTIA: Unknown

SCENT: Freshly mown grass and flowers, steaming tea, raspberry candy

INSPIRATION

SONG: Dance the Night by Dua Lipa, Can't be tamed by Zara Larsson, Hero by Faouzia, Team by Lorde, Miracle by Sia, Original by Sia

PINTEREST: here !! (currently in the making)

AESTHETIC: the sounds of birds chirping in the morning sun, the warmth of a sunrise and the beauty of a sunset, the flow of time, a happy laughter, quills scratching on parchment, the soft sound of rain, a spring's bloom, cherry blossoms and apple trees, the strength of an oak tree, long walks by the beach, the rush of the oceans waves as they crash onto the shore, seagull soaring through the clouds, a crackling fire

RELATIONSHIPS

PARENTS: Cassiopeia Jones née MacMillian & Cyrus Maxwell Jones

SIBLINGS: Silas Jones (older brother). Anisa Jones (younger sister).

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Edgar Bones (arranged).

OTHER FAMILY: None known to her.

CHILDREN: None.

EDUCTATION:

SCHOOL: Hogwarts

HOUSE: Hufflepuff

EXTRACURRICULAR: Herbology Club, Dueling Club, Frog Choir

CLASSES INVESTED IN: Astronomy, Herbology, Defense against the Dark Arts, Charms, Potions, Transfiguration

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, Italian

PHYSICAL TRAITS

EYE COLOR: Brown

HAIR COLOR: Brown

HEIGHT: 5′4

SCARS: Back of her neck, covered by her hair most of the time from one of the cases at work that resulted in a duel.

PERSONALITY

INTELLIGENCE: High. Adaptive.

SKILLS: Dueling (advanced), Gardening (dedicated), flying (decent), Transfiguration (decent)

POSITIVE TRAITS: determined, loyal, fiery, caring, kind

NEGATIVE TRAITS: too direct, stubborn, proud,

MBTI: ENFJ

BIOGRAPHY:

Rumor has it the day Hestia Jones opened her eyes to the world was filled with the chirping of birds and clouds ready to be pushed aside by the sun hiding behind it. The mood of that day, the atmosphere all around very much became her personality in the later years. Hestia was the middle child, as just about two years later her younger sister Anisa was born. Despite that their parents dedicated as much of their time to all three children as they possibly could. The family was of pureblood standing yet not one that supported the notion that blood purists kept trying to push on the world. Although her parents made sure to keep a safe distance to voicing their thoughts out loud, anyone that knew them was very much aware of their stance. That did not free the girls from the classic pureblood classes as their mother felt it would help with their education. Of course, her older brother Silas wasn’t entirely free of that either; having to deal with his own share of things to learn, practice and preach.

Three years older than her and five years Anisa’s senior, Silas left for Hogwarts before them. The time without him was so utterly boring as he’d always been the fieriest between them all. With his temper and the teachings of their parents, the fact that he ended up in Gryffindor wasn’t a surprise. Much later, five years to be exact Anisa would follow to become the second lion within their family. In the meantime, Hestia busied herself running around the countryside, more than one dress torn in the middle of it all. Three years after her brother’s departure to Hogwarts the young witch followed, sorted into Hufflepuff as the only one of her family as the rest were scattered between Ravenclaw and Gryffindor. The warmest of the five of them, this did not come as a surprise as she had equally been a most hard-working individual.

With Hogwarts came the slow time of growing up; gone the girl that would run across the countryside, dresses ripped on branches and with time the manners she’d always possessed showing. By the time she graduated Hestia Jones had become an accomplished young witch, ready to take on the world. With the war going on outside the walls of the castle, the conflict ever-growing, there was only one path for the then former Hufflepuff. She found herself a spot within the ministry of magic, training as an auror among some of the best. There was determination, and a drive to some good in the world. Over time, with dedication, she not only completed her training as an auror but also began to rise in ranks; not a leader yet far from scared to take charge should the situation call for it. Hestia finally had a place to show just how much she was willing to protect others; to care for them as best as she could.

Whether by chance or fate, a few years later – about a year after she’d graduated from Hogwarts, Hestia’s sister Anisa got engaged and soon after married, having fallen in love madly with someone from Ireland. After that she moved out and the house seemed oh so much emptier. It almost seemed like a sign, with only her parents remaining and her older brother having moved into his own place long ago. The witch found herself a small cottage within one of the Hamlets near Hogwarts, having herself fallen in love with the idyllic atmosphere and the short distance to the beach just south of her little house. It was perfect and calm, the ideal balance between her life as an auror and the calmness that came with the sounds of waves crashing onto the shore. The only thing messing with the lot of it were her parents’ views regarding marriage. While not a family of tradition in the sense of blood purism, they did hold some belief that the future of their children should be theirs to guide. One child had managed to escape those hopes, the other two, so they hoped, would be easier to help along.

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👫 mayhaps steph and grace and or steph and ruth ?

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

✐ grace  has  had  a  crush  on  steph  since  they  were  in  middle  school  —  but  because  she  can’t  like  a  girl  the  same  way  she  should  a  boy,  it’s  sinful  after  all,  she  attempts  to  smother  her  feelings  beneath  a  newfound  crusade    in  the  hopes  that  saving  steph  from  her〝sins  and  temptations〞and  thus  from  eternal  damnation  would  then  too  save  grace  from  her  own  

✐ grace  has  always  taken  notice  of  steph  and  cared,  even  if  it  doesn’t  show  in  the  most  blatant  of  ways.  back  in  elementary  school,  on  the  days  a  teary-eyed  steph  wanted  to  sit  alone  (  teary-eyed  from  what,  grace  wasn’t  sure  -  but  she  now  has  the  black  book  at  the  ready  if  she  ever  finds  out  who  was  responsible  for  steph’s  tears  )  grace  would  come  and  sit  across  from  her,  biting  her  tongue  to  keep  from  prattling  and  handing  steph  whatever  little  treat  her  mother  packed  in  her  lunchbox  that  day  —  the  two  sitting  in  silence  as  they  ate.  this  ended  up  becoming  a  routine  of  sorts,  and  grace  kept  mental  note  of  the  snacks  steph  seemed  to  enjoy  most  and  made  sure  to  always  ask  her  mother  to  pack  them  in  her  lunch  (  and  even  in  their  senior  year  of  high  school,  grace  still  always  comes  with  an  extra  snack  in  her  lunch  bag,  just  in  case  )  

✐ when  throwing  herself  in  between  steph  and  the  lumber  man’s  ax,  she  does  so  knowing  there  was  a  high  probability  she  would  die  a  horrifically  painful  death.  still,  it’s  something  she  does  anyway  —  not  because  she  would  die  a  martyr  like  her  heroes  in  the  bible  (  although  it  is  an  added  perk  in  grace’s  eyes  )  but  because  she  truly  does  care  about  steph  even  if  it  is seemingly only ever expressed  in  shitty  ways  —  and  grace  throws  herself  between  steph  and  the  trajectory  of  the  ax  not  because  she’d  die  a  grand  martyrs  death,  but  because  in  dying  she  might  be  giving  steph  the  chance  to  live.  

✐ after  giving  up  what  she  cherishes  most  in  exchange  for  the  lords  in  black  to  rid  the  world  of  maxwell  jägerman,  grace’s  emotions  flicker  back  and  forth  between  pride  and  disgust.  on  nights  where  the  latter  threatens  to  swallow  her  whole,  she  calls  steph.  the  first  time  it  happens,  steph  is  annoyed,  but  her  tone  seems  to  quickly  change  when  hearing  grace’s  uncharacteristically  weak  and  sniffly;  ‘sorry,  i’m  sorry,  you  can  just  go  back  to  bed’  and  steph  manages  to  get  grace’s  attention  before  grace  can  hang  up  in  regret  and  embarrassment.  steph  does  most  of  the  talking  —  an  effort  that  soon  morphs  into  rambling,  and  grace  stays  silent,  steph’s  voice  providing  a  welcome  relief  and  reprieve  from  all  the  shame  and  disgust  and  guilt.  this  becomes  a  habit,  and  steph  begins  to  sleep  with  the  sound  on  her  phone  all  the  way  up  so  she  wouldn’t  miss  a  call,  just  in  case.