#marvel x dcu

[artstaeus3600]

You know I only like miscommunication when it's being used for comedic purposes like, for example 14 year old Billy Batson and 15 year old Danny Phantom accidentally get magically Married and both tell the other there identities because why not there stuck married till one of them stops exiting so they might as well make the best of it, and just don't tell anybody cause nobody asks ( nobody would know to ask anyway)

And it's been years since then that Captain Marvel (17 years old now) off hand says he has to go back for dinner with his husband (Danny, 18 years old, they're going on a date), and all of the Justice League league being surprised by this info, and of course they ask if they can meet his husband and Marvels like sure lemme ask him, and Danny agrees to go but only as Phantom (because secret identities) but also Phantom still looks like he's 14 back from when he died. So it's just weird to the Justice League and it's just so funny to me that they don't ask about the obvious age difference while also trying to subtly ask how they met! And then more confusion when Danny mentions stuff he did while he time traveled and then the justice league thinks he's thousands of years old but just looks like how he died (tho the person who asked that most definitely got the cold shoulder)(probably Batman)

[aroace-madness]

Clark adopting Billy

Clark walking into his house with Billy next to him

Clark: Hey Lois

Lois: from the kitchen yeah?

Clark: I may or may not have pulled a Bruce

Lois:

Lois: Clark if I go to the hall and see a child i don't know what i'll do to you but something definitely

Lois walking into the hall and seeing Clark with Billy next to him

Lois: Clark who is that?

Billy: i'm Billy

Clark: he's Billy

Lois: it's nice to meet you Billy, i'm-

Billy: Lois Lane, one of the best reporters at Daily Planet

Lois: touched that I am little guy, now could you tell me where are your parents glaring at Clark

Billy: i'm an orphan

Lois: o-oh i'm really sorry, your legal guardian then?

Billy: my uncle stole my inheritance and threw me out on the streets, been homeless ever since

Lois: understanding Clark and fighting the urge to adopt Billy on the spot Clark

Clark: he also may or may not be Captain Marvel

Lois: excuse me? Billy what is he talking about?

Billy: a wizard kidnapped me by running me over with a train and gave me these sick powers right before dying

Lois:

Lois: I'll get Jon and tell him he has a new brother

Clark silently celebrating

[eternalslover]

WHY IS THERE NO WRITING FOR HIM

GUYS, IT'S LITERALLY SUPERMAN HAS NO ONE EVER SEEN SMALLVILLE?! IM GOING CRAZY BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING, NOT EVEN CRUMBS

PLS SOMEONE WRITE FOR HIM I WILL TAKE ANYTHING, FLUFF, ANGST, SMUT, HEADCANONS, DRABBLES, FULL ON FICS ANYTHING PLS, HES SO POOKIE

[wxnheart]

He's missing you, missing his baby, and he can't help it. Can't help but think of your touch, your scent, and the way you say his name. The way you love him. Can't help but think of the way you plead for more as he fucks you, as your legs wrapped around his waist trembles with each thrust and he knows he's bringing it home.

Shit.

And so he calls you. Wants to hear your voice, wants to hear you want him the way he wants you. Wants to hear you tell him you love him. He calls you and makes you touch yourself for him, makes you tell him who you belong to. And fuck if the way you say his name isn't heaven to his ears.

He doesn't touch himself. Doesn't want to even though he's rock fucking hard. Just wants to bask in your pleasure and so he does, closing his eyes and listening to the music of your moans, biting back a groan of his own as you cum and he ruins his pants with the intensity of his own orgasm. Damn. He likes this pair, too.

But it doesn't matter, not when he's thinking of how fucking beautiful you always look after you've cum, when you're both basking in the afterglow and your love is once again reaffirmed. And he can't wait to get home. Can't wait to get to you. Can't wait to feel you under him and hear heaven once again.

Can't wait to hear you want him the way he wants you.

[spenjelly]

The local Batdad is preemptively getting grey hairs

[the-cypress-grove]

Prompt: 220

"You've been stabbed, you're going to medical!"

"It's fine. I've been stabbed loads of times. I know what a serious stab wound feels like, this is more of a scratch."

"..."

"Ah."

"You've been stabbed 'loads of times.' "

"That sounded more reassuring in my head."

"You're going to medical."

[saltymarshmall0w]

You're telling me there isn't an 138k word fic on A03 about Danny and Billy being homeless besties that con the Justice League into believing they're adults?

They'd meet in foster care, Danny likely got pulled from his family thanks to the whole "my family is hunting my other half" shtick. It doesn't take very long for either of them to both realize that their foster brother is more than he seems. They discover each other's powers, and talk about being young kids who were given responsibilities far greater than what they should have to handle.

Then they collectively decide "fuck this noise" and decide to run away together to be OP superheroes together meanwhile using their abilities to cheat at homelessness.

There'd be angst, and discussion about the ethics of using your abilities to steal from corporations when you have nothing else. and the boys collectively decide to mess with the Justice League into believing they're immortal adults.

Edit: Didn't finish the last sentence

[jupiterliketheplanet]

dc and marvel crossover (slash peter parker in gotham prompt) but all of the members of team red end up in gotham without knowing that the others are stuck there too

cue matt, wade, and peter trying desperately to figure out what’s going on for weeks before eventually running into each other like

(bonus points if they all befriend a different wayne and it happens at wayne manor)

[ddarkprdse]

sometimes i feel like i was put on this earth solely to be a fan girl

i swear nothing brings me more satisfaction, peace, and joy than a new media hyper fixation does!

#i have never liked anything a normal amount

[cakypa120]

sorry, I was too lazy to draw but I wanted to post the idea╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

[bet-on-me-13]

Batman becomes Deified

Based on This Post about Batman being accidentally turned into a God by the people of Gotham’s belief

So, if this was the case, I feel like some of his fellow godly teammates would notice and/or comment on it. But since they assume he already knows, they never really directly state that Batman is a God.

Diana would just say something like “It is a good idea for Batman to take care of the hostages on this mission, all things considered”, and Batman thinks it’s just a dig at his so called “adoption addiction” sinc emost of the hostages are kids.

Or Captain Marvel says “It’s an honor to meet you Mr Batman sir! Never really get to meet other people like me!” and Batman thinks it’s because he’s the only Hero from Faucett City, and he’s excited to meet another Hero

Or even Constantine making jokes like, “Would you let me off the hook if I sold you my soul” and Batman thinks it’s a joke but Constantine is being entirely serious about this, since Batman is a God and he could definitely take a persons soul.

And also, the day he joins the League the amount of people who think he’s a God skyrockets. There’s no way a normal guy would be on the same team with the likes of Wonder Woman and Superman without being a God himself. That point is proven even further when Captain Marvel, another God, joins the team.

Then one day, Clockwork drops in and tells Batman that he wants him to take care of Danny, because he needs somebody who can take care of both of his sides. Since Batman used to be a Human, he would be able to relate to Danny in that regard.

And Batman is just like “What the hell do you mean ‘Used to be Human’, what happened to me!?”

And after he finds out that he is a Minor God of Protection and Children, his full powers come to light.

He rushes to the League, and tells them that he has somehow attained Godhood. And Diana  and Shazam are confused, saying “What, did you not know? You’ve been a Minor God since I met you”

And Constantine is laughing his ass off that Batman legitimately did not know he was a God.

And the chaos that would ensue from that would be hilarious.

[nicomoon69]

the spider bernard brainrot is real…..

[honey-sweet-poet]

If I have to hear someone say "well the writers comfirmed" "well the writers denied" "well the creator said" "actually that can't be true because canon" ONE MORE TIME!

I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE WHAT THE WRITERS SAID! I DONT CARE IF THEY DIDNT INTENTIONALLY MAKE THIS CHARACTER LIKE THIS OR CANON SAID THIS OR WHATEVER

ITS ART! ART IS MEANT TO BE INTERPRETTED BY THE VEIWER SO I ACTUALLY DONT CARE WHAT THE ARTIST WAS GOING FOR

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

(I do care but let me enjoy things without having to over analyze everything please)

[lxvvie]

He has you bent over and your legs threaten to give out every time he hits that one spot.

If it's not the power behind his thrusts and the way he unexpectedly changes his pace, it's the way he covers your neck in tender, teasing kisses. If it's not that, it's the way he coos into your ear, praising you for how well you're taking him, how good you feel around him, and urging—dare I say begging?—you to milk him for everything he's got.

And if it's not that, it's the way he's running a hand soothingly down your back, as if in reassurance. Reassurance that you can take all he's giving you. Reassurance because he's not done with you yet.

Not by a fucking long shot.

[wxnheart]

"I don't want it just tonight, I want forever..."

He's missed this. He's missed you, baby.

Missed the feeling of your bare skin against his. Missed the sounds of heaven in his ears. Missed the way your tight heat envelopes him and welcomes him home.

Oh god, you feel so fucking good.

This moment... he wants it to last forever. He wants every fiber of your being to remember it. Wants you to remember the intensity of the way he fucks you, wants you to remember the way he has you begging for more. He wants you to remember the way he presses your foreheads together and makes you look him in the eyes, makes you see how fucking crazy he is for you, how much he wants you like you want him.

Wants you to see and feel how much he'd always want you.

And fuck, you're so beautiful when you come... but he's not gonna stop. He's not gonna stop fucking you.

He's not gonna stop loving you.

He'll do everything in his power to make you remember this moment.

He'll do everything in his power to make it last forever.

[fandomnerd9602]

poison ivy (batman the animated series) x male spiderman reader please?

Pamela wraps vines around Y/N’s arms and legs…

Y/N: did I forget to water my ficus again?

Pamela saunters across the vines towards her spider nemesis…

Pamela: no. I just wanted to thank you for your quick decomposing webs.

Y/N: easier for clean up

Pamela: better for the environment. I want to thank you

Pamela kisses Y/N’s neck and then jaw…

Pamela: (purrs) you deserve a hero’s reward

Y/N: I’m so glad I recycle

Pamela giggles and cuddles her nemesis…