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Housemate: What’s so funny?
Me: Nothing.
My brain: *snort* Everstrange.
#it’s actually hilarious#I don’t usually crackship but honestly it’s just too funny#johnlock#everstrange#lmao#marvel will never though#it would be pretty funny though#oh well#bbc sherlock#mcu#crackship#cmon I had to make an everstrange joke at some point#it’s just so funny
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hi ive been going through it a little bit
#school is actively kicking my ass and ive never been so busy but they are single handedly keeping me sane help#if you told me like three months ago that id be ahving yet another superhero phase i would have curled into a ball and died#its very comfy here in hell though thats for sure#i adore them sm jesus fucking christ#spiderman has been a fav of mine since i was a kid and watching the ultimate spiderman show on tv#and deadpool has been coming up in the ranks as of recently lol#again#hilarious that i watched dp/wv and came out hardcore shipping spideypool lmfao#i dont know how that happened but idc this is awesome#i wanna do mire finished pieces but i have basically no time so yayayyyyyy doodle dump#hope you all are well!#spiderman#spider man#peter parker#I SHOULD POINT OUT NOT HIS MCU VERSION PLEASE NO#deadpool#wade wilson#spideypool#spiderpool#marvel#ok bye
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Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance
#where Superman falls in love with Bruce Wayne because it turns out he’s not that bad of a guy even though he’s billionaire scum#and Batman is not getting jealous of himself no sir#you’re crazy#this idea came to me while discussing comic book iron man so if you’d like to marvel this idea go for it#also feel free to make it any other hero but personally I’m more of a superbat kinda guy myself#i honestly feel like Superman is a bizarrely logical pick#because sometimes Gotham and Metroplois are like neighbors and Superman has super hearing/flight/super speed#(and all the other super powers that make him practically invincible)#also Batman obviously can’t do it because he hates all rich people and clearly has beef with Bruce Wayne (hence why they’re never together)#and Superman is such a swell guy obviously he’d be down to keep their bank account- I mean trusted civilian ally safe#this idea could probably still work fine with all the kids snickering in the background and maybe sometimes helping covering for Bruce/Bats#but personally when I read superbat I kinda like it to just be Batman and Superman 😅 not really Batfam and Superman#like this it’s own genera to me#anyways#my post#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#batman and superman#fan fiction idea#justice league
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#so unserious 😂💖
#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#loki#lokiedit#marveledit#and in doing so is actually the most serious of them all which is why he's a master at the craft 🥰#the chimp documentary still has me on the floor though god i love owen so much#honestly need to study him under a microscope lmao there's no one in existence more fascinating and his choices elevate every scene#for my anon who wanted some panel gifs! apologies that the quality is obviously rough but this was my fav available moment 😂#as usual their improv saves lives i'm never getting tired of them discussing how much they added to the show#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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Lilia reading freshly thirteen year old, completely innocent and oblivious William Kaplan’s future and being like:
Okayyyyy lemme just un-know that real quick so it doesn’t haunt me forever🥲
I can’t properly express how much I love her
#also how we could see how heartbroken she was broke me too#even though she’s a little odd and is often bitter and resentful#her consistent moments of genuine fondness for the other witches in the coven#especially billy#make me love her so much more#like when he was injured and she was like ‘hes young hes strong’#the whole coven had no idea why this child was there with them#but every single one of them almost immediately decided they NEEDED to protect him#jen trying to warn him about agatha and alice being so so kind to him#and of course agatha who is so motherly towards him#even after he kinda tried to kill her#she was still so supportive#because her mother never was#ugh this show i cant say it enough how amazing it is!#marvel#mcu#lilia calderu#patti lupone#billy kaplan#william kaplan#billy maximoff#wiccan#agatha all along#agatha harkness#sasheer zamata#ali ahn#kathryn hahn#joe locke#kate's post
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So. ive been going through your billy batson tag bc im very normal and super hinged about this kid and you ARE right about Billy growing up the normal way and how that would effect him, but I need us all to consider the opposite: The Magic went "Ah, he's pure of heart bc he is but a lad", and not *letting* him grow up. Billy being immortal but stuck as a kid forever. The realization everyone is going to grow up w/o him. That he is *always* going to be a kid. That could be a very bad time too.
OH MY HEART. you're so right and i'm kissing you on the mouth. okay i need to marinate in this now stand by
so I think it's fairly accepted now that the Wizard chose Billy to be Shazam when he was so young because all of the previous Champions were adults, and that went Badly (see: Black Adam). So obviously, if the adults can do the whole superhero thing, then we should give the role to a kid. But then, to take it a step further: if the adults can't do the superhero thing, then we should make the next Champion stay a kid.
And like, it takes a hot minute for Billy to notice. Say he became CM at 8 - he doesn't know the average rate of growth for a boy. He just thinks he's not getting as tall as quickly as his peers. It's not like there's adult supervision around to go "hello small small child, why are you still small and a child?" I could see him going at least a few years before realizing there might be something wrong. Then it takes him a little bit to figure out what exactly is wrong, and then a little longer to be in denial, before he finally has to come to terms with, yeah, he really is 8 years old for the rest of forever.
I wonder how it affects him, mentally? Because you could go one of two ways: either he stays mentally an 8 year old forever and doesn't mature, although he gains knowledge and experience with time, or he does mentally mature and becomes an adult, just stuck in the body of a child.
For angst reasons, I like the second one, but realistically, the whole reason he's in this mess is because the Wizard wanted someone who was pure of heart to stay pure of heart. Why go through all the trouble to not let him physically age but allow his mind to change? So now we have an eternally "both mentally and physically a child" situation.
I feel like, when you're that young, you can't really... process how devastating that is? He's only a little kid - at that age, you can't even imagine turning 18 yet, much less living out the rest of your life as an adult. He doesn't know what he's lost. So instead of Billy angst, it's outsider POV angst. Everyone is growing old and watching Billy stay the same as always. I imagine he reveals his identity at some point, a while into being Captain Marvel, and they have a Twilight moment of "I'm 8" "....how long have you been 8?" ("no, but actually, we've known you for 12 years, you can't actually be 8. what do you mean 'a wizard did it'."). Everyone is just quietly mourning the person Billy could have become, had he not been chosen to be the Champion of Magic, meanwhile Billy is living out the eternal childhood dream of Superpowers + Adult Body w/o Adult Responsibilities. It's tragic in a way Billy can never comprehend because of what the wizard did to him.
Feel free to add onto this post!
#mads posts#billy batson#captain marvel#shazam#dc#dc comics#dcu#anyways Billy refuses to watch Peter Pan because it makes him feel shrimp emotions#also his foster siblings. or at least his twin Mary depending on the canon#can you IMAGINE what it's like for them#that has to be wild#half a century down the line its like 'yeah this is my brother billy. i adopted him and he's basically my son because we've known each othe#our entire lives but he has never gotten older and he can't comprehend everything he's lost. i can though.'#sobs#anyways PLEASE let this become one of those collaborative Everyone Adds On sort of posts. i need this idea to spread now#anon ily
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Ok consider:
A new hero emerges and the Justice League watches him for a while who make sure he’s not a threat. They see this giant clumsy man who moves like he’s not used to his body, smiles goofily every time he saves someone, and is clearly inexperienced with his powers and they’re all just like. Ah. This is a child.
Except they don’t think he’s a ten year old or however old Billy is at the time, no no. Clearly this hero came into existence shortly before his first appearance, just a few months ago. They don’t know how or why but It’s not the weirdest thing they’ve seen so it’s pretty easy to believe.
But they can’t just leave this toddler with the powers of a god to stumble around and potentially hurt someone by accident, nor go down the wrong path and become a villain. So of course they decide to ‘subtly’ guide him without alerting him to the fact they’re onto him.
They introduce themselves but instead of inviting him to the league they pop by every once in a while to ‘subtly’ teach him about responsibility and power, but also about love and humanity. They try to teach him to enjoy life and that he doesn’t have to act like an adult around them, instead encouraging him to enjoy his childhood even if it’s not an ordinary one.
(Too bad the Justice League suck at subtlety.)
Billy is certain they somehow found out he’s a kid before they even met him, probably because of Batman’s freaky know-it-all powers, but he isn’t very worried as they seem nice and don’t treat him like he’s dumb or fragile. They respect him as a hero despite his age so he lets himself act like a kid around them after a while.
When he gets comfortable enough to detransform Billy thinks that’s his identity reveal. The league thinks that he magicked himself a body that’s more of a representation of his true self and fits his developmental age better, possibly as a way to blend in with humans and experience what it’s like to be a normal child. Good for him!
Basically Billy gets a bunch of super powered parents and the Justice League get a newborn man that they think they’re raising from scratch lol
#billy batson#shazam#dc#dc captain marvel#justice league#fanfiction#fanfic#dcu#Diana’s idea of subtly teaching responsibility is to attack him before ever introducing herself#Billy’s happily helping a cat out of a tree then sees a sword rapidly approaching his face held by a terrifying woman#it ends with them both getting ice cream and discussing his tactics#Clark was one of the very few reasonable ones and just gave advice#hes not very subtle though#I mean have you seen him? he’s the most recognizable figure on earth#he’s often spotted on rooftops sharing homemade sandwhiches with Marvel as a way to encourage him to take breaks and be social#Surprisingly the most famous group of people in America who do flips in colourful spandex all day aren’t exactly masters of subtlety#Bruce tried to do an irl trolley problem to see how he would handle it#it was rigged so no one would get hurt and all the victims were well paid actors of course#but Billy didn’t know that#he stopped the trolley with his bare hands#he didn’t even consider any other option#he did not go to school so he's never heard of the problem and didn't even realize there WAS another option#Bruce nodded approvingly but was honsetly kind of disappointed#he wanted to know how a toddler with above average morals would solve it the intended way#maybe he’ll try it on Jon next#My writing
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as someone who’s very anti mcu and really only consumes comics the poolverine vs Spideypool ship wars have just been insane to me because before the movie I feel like the Deadpool tag has just been this little isolated capsule of Spideypool content so it’s just kind of shocking to see
#This is not me trying to start ship wars it’s just before this movie I’ve literally never seen any other ship on Deadpool’s tag or any hate#On the#spideypool#tag#I don’t really care so I’m just sticking to my comics and ignoring the stuff I don’t really like#Andrew Garfield would kiss Ryan Reynolds on the big screen though and I need you all to remember that#PETER IS 28 IN THE COMICS GOD#deadpool#marvel#marvel comics#mcu#Okay I lied this is gonna be opinionated because I truly just don’t understand the poolverine ship I need someone to explain#I watched the movie and have seen the comics but Deadpool just is sexually attracted to wolverine and Logan just doesn’t like him#He could stand him at the end of the movie and it was like a little romcomy but not like smth they could build a relationship off of
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I love how even though they're more friendly these days, Scott and Logan still shoot verbal jabs at each other.
X-Men: Endangered Species (2007) #1
#and the conversation they have after this where they actually open up even though Logan complains about not being a priest#I like how their dynamic can never be properly defined because they're an ever-changing duo#it makes them interesting#scogan#scott summers#cyclops#logan howlett#james howlett#wolverine#x men#x men comics#marvel#marvel comics#one shot#my post
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Gotg Vol. 3 please be good
#adam warlock#guardians of the galaxy#that pic with Adam and Ayesha seriously did smth to me idk. I see the vision Poulter better eat this role up.#I am never ever drawing that uglyass costume though#art#cosmic marvel#gotg vol3
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Brienne I am in love with you
#brienne of tarth#she’s thinking of sansa with such empathy#she understands her even though she’s never met her#grrm took catelyn from me but gifted me brienne#what a marvellous character#what a perfect foil to every ‘craven’ knight yet shown#ily bb#affc#brienne I#sansa stark#asoiaf#chapter excerpt
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Hey y'all!
This is the seventh and final story written for Billy Batson Week 2024! Today's Prompt was: Holiest of Molies + Favorite Moment.
Most of you don't know, but my first exposure to Billy as a character was in the Young Justice cartoon, so for today's prompt I decided to do my own version of the episode that made me fall in love with his character: season 1 episode 19 "Misplaced"!
Also fun fact: with this one shot, I have officially posted 700k words of fanfic!
Summary:
In the blink of an eye, all the adults across the globe disappear. In the ensuing chaos, Billy knows that even if he can't become Captain Marvel, he still can help put things right.
And he won't have to do it alone
#bb84week#billybatsonweek#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#young justice#original character#i couldnt help inserting Kayla into this fic okay?#i love her#episode remix#I've never written for the yj cartoon before so this was new#i still wanted Billy to be my Billy though so i threw in a touch of extra angst in there
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Starrrrr mannnnn
#my art#thor#thor odinson#marvel#marvel fanart#anyways. do you think that thor ever sometimes looks to the distant stars and feels as small as an insect. knowing though his race refers t#themselves as gods they really arent above the mortals that prayed to them in many ways. yet also still holding the knowledge he will never#truly belong on midgard.#i mean what#yet they*#ibis's layer modes are really fun i think im getting a hang of it wee
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#just a wizard gentleman and his butler 🪄🎩
#mobius#loki#lokius#victor timely#loki spoilers#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#wasn't gonna make this set until later in the week and we all know mobius is calling the shots BUT#even though it's not the same thing i can't get a slow burn valet au out of my mind and it's driving me insane please someone write this 😭#the way mobius is constantly supporting and hyping everything about loki they were taught to push aside... never getting over it...#and just because it needs to be said i've been crying over owen in that victorian fit for days now god is he beautiful 😭😭#loki s2 spoilers#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#flashing cw
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An MCU scenario I just thought of
Y/N: "Tony! Catch!"
*throws Tony's wallet at him*
Tony: "Is this my wallet?"
Y/N: "Yeah."
Tony: "You STOLE my wallet? To buy WHAT?"
Y/N: "Doritos."
Tony: "You're a real piece of work kid!"
Y/N: "Well then consider it a business expense."
#tony stark#iron man#yn#marvel#avengers#mcu#incorrect quotes#this isnt technically an incorrect quote#i came up with it myself#i just though it was funny#and he never actually said it#so I guess it technically counts as an incorrect quote#marvel incorrect quotes
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I need to make a Sanders Sides as superheroes drawing
But not like... Roman if he were a superhero. I mean which DC/Marvel hero would they be "variants" of.
I need opinions. Send me options. I'll make polls after I get a few.
Expect Remus. He's Deadpool. That one's easy.
#me me post#give ne Remus suggestions too though#for the funzies#my pick for Virgil is Clint Barton's Hawkeye or Bucky winter soldier barnes#im going by both general personality and very baseline background#and themes#for Logan im inclined to go batman#because he doesnt do feelings#hes never had one hes never seen one#hes a nigth stalking crime fighting vigilante#and a heavy metal rapping machine#he doesn't feel anything emotionally except for raaaaagggee#24/7 365 at a million %#im done#gosh... roman as the human torch though#virge as gambit would be fun but only aesthetically#rogue is also a good virge contender#thomas as captain marvel (dc edition) where the blessings of the gods are just the sides omg thats such a funny idea though yes#ts sides#thomas sanders#sanders sides#virgil sanders#logan sanders#roman sanders#remus sanders#janus sanders#hes the one i have no ideas for#c!thomas sanders
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