#this isnt technically an incorrect quote

[syd-games]

An MCU scenario I just thought of

Y/N: "Tony! Catch!"

*throws Tony's wallet at him*

Tony: "Is this my wallet?"

Y/N: "Yeah."

Tony: "You STOLE my wallet? To buy WHAT?"

Y/N: "Doritos."

Tony: "You're a real piece of work kid!"

Y/N: "Well then consider it a business expense."

[moeblob]

Gavin mentally: wait... that doesn't add up........

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Squid: What do you have? Stampy, about to bust down the walls: A HAMMER! Squid: NO! Chache: Oh my Void, why does he have a hammer?!

[villain-in-love]

had the random thought of i'm not actually sure if we ever brought up how the two Zeroes met. like, whether one purposefully sought the other out after hearing about them or if they met by coincidence and were both just like "you. i like you". am thinking though that if it's the former, then it was probably easier for my Zero to move around freely considering the whole being a ghost who doesn't officially exist and thus isnt being paid attention to thing. what's your thoughts?

also semi related semi unrelated. the incorrect quote thing that's like "someone will die..." "how fun!" fits with them, though who is saying which line probably depends on context. (i do remember the "of fun!" one, it's just this version specifically i'm thinking of) (@canarycurse)

"Someone will die..." "How fun!" Damn, you're right, this is perfect.

Okay, so.

Yes, I'm pretty sure your Zero would have to come and find mine by herself. I don't see many opportunities for a coincidence that could be written into the plot naturally...

Mostly because, while your Zero can enjoy freedom that comes with being mostly incorporeal and having no official status in the prison (no constraints of a prisoner, no duties of an officer... you know, with the whole topic of freedom that goes on in the manga, your s/i might provide a pretty unique perspective on that), my Zero is, unfortunately, has very strict limitations put on her.

By that I mean she has practically no autonomy and she is constantly being monitored. There's rules for when she can get out of her cell, where she's allowed to go, and what she's allowed to do. Obviously, she's also always accompanied by guards who have to keep an eye on her every move. And before all that, there's always a long negotiation process...

(As you could probably guess, there's no way my Zero and Liang could have had any actually intimate moments before they left the prison... Couldn't even kiss him because of the damn muzzle.)

So basically, even when my Zero learns about the existence of another Zero, there's no way she could seek her out herself, which is disappointing because she would be very curious about her (at that time mostly from the scientific point of view). I think my Zero will most likely learn about yours either from the main characters during her introduction arc, or later from the guards that are responsible for her, with whom she's in pretty good relationship (another two of my OCs, by the way).

In any case, the only time she will have the relative freedom and possibility would be said introduction arc, when Jyugo and the gang got her out of her cell, but at that moment she would be too focused on escaping from here, certainly not planning on going around getting to know other people.

So... how well can your Zero see in the dark? Because she will most likely have to visit mine while she's locked up on her probation/punishment period. Technically, there was also a week between my Zero being brought to the men's Nanba and her escape attempt, but if you visit her at that time you really won't get much from her. At that moment she was heavily restrained, and the mask on her face prevented her from speaking (and biting).

I think that when your Zero visits mine during those eight or ten months while she's stuck alone on probation, at first my Zero would seriously consider whether she can experience hallucinations... then she would consider whether you Zero is edible. Sorry about that. But othervice, she would like a company. Staying alone in an empty cell 24/7 is pretty boring. Ghost Zero better be ready for endless questions both about herself, as well as about the prison and it's inhabitants (she needs you to tell her all information you know about Liang).

And. It is most likely that she will be mulling over whether she can use your Zero for help in her future escape or not. Because before she got into contact with Elf, she was planning to escape fully by herself, and what she needed the most was the map/layout of the prison, or at least some directions. Your Zero could possibly provide her with that, but she could also tell on her...

Anyways, what do you think?

[bauofficial]

uh oh, the girls are fighting. (totally incorrect cm quotes #6)

[all-things-mlqc]

Kiro: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it.

Kiro: And I started thinking—

Kiro: It was just trying to get food.

Kiro: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Kiro: How would I feel?

MC: Are you ok?

[walterfairholmes]

Armitage: Why was Robin even the leader of the Teen Titans... what where his powers? Short and mad?

Tozer: That's all you need.

Pilkington: Piss off a short person and you'll see

[hamarhemmo]

What's your best pickup line?

Ocatvius: You're a 9/10 because I'm the one you need.

Larry: Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

Ahkmenrah: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Jedediah: Twinkle twinkle little star, let's have sex inside my car.

Larry: The hell is wrong with you?

[incorrect-mfm-quotes]

Slapstick:I am decayed.My lungs are full of thorns and mildew.My bones are held together by vines.I am fragile.Be gentle with my corpse.

His mom:Get out of bed you are going to school whether you like it or not!

Slapstick:I refuse!

[classpectingshitposts]

Bard: If you are what you eat, and I eat a cannibal, does that make me...

Bard: ...a cannibal?

[the-mu-in-muichirou]

Aoi wiping away her tears: I can’t believe Inosuke died.

Inosuke: I’m immortal!

Aoi: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[slasherfam]

Norman: Good responses for being stabbed in the shower with a knife?

Carrie: Rude!

Billy: That's fair.

Patrick: Not again.

Stu: Are you going to want this back?

Naomi: Thanks!

[kooroouwu]

iwa: alright introduce yourselv-

bokuto: my name is michael with a b and i’ve been afraid of insec-

oikawa: stop stop stop- where?

bokuto: hm?

oikawa: where’s the bee?

bokuto: there’s a bee?!

[incorrect-quotes-the-society]

Sam: Thank you for celebrating our five year anniversary with us

Sam: There's nothing that makes me appreciate my amazing boyfriend more than being in a room full of people I don't like as much as him

[whoooo-eliwood]

Happy @elihec-week I'm probably not going to contribute much more that crappily made memes.

[thecncitygirls]

Kendrix: My own mother thought I was a monster

*Devlin, Kenny, and Team 10 expresses pity at her words*

Kendrix: She was right of course but it still hurt!