#[ballisticchachenose!]
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Squid: Well, what do you usually do when I'm gone? Stampy and Chache, sharing a look: Chache: Wait for you to get back.
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Stampy: We should put Snake's toothbrush in the toilet.
Squid: Or we could put seven little rubber snakes in their base.
Stampy: Or we could turn all their speakers up to full volume while they're sleeping!
Chache: Guys, if we're gonna mess with Green Team, can we do it in a way that won't give them heart attacks?
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Chache: You want me to confront the problem directly?
Chache: [takes a deep breath]
[ten minutes later...]
Stampy, giving Chache a bottle of water: Well, you had another anxiety attack.
Chache: Hah! And Squid says I'm inconsistent!
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Squid: What do you have? Stampy, about to bust down the walls: A HAMMER! Squid: NO! Chache: Oh my Void, why does he have a hammer?!
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Chache: Resisting the urge to eat kinetic sand rn.
Chache:
Chache: Update: it tastes like sand
Stampy: Did- did you actually-?
Stampy: CHACHE!
Squid: Chache... buddy...
Chache: Look, look!
Stampy: Yeah, I'm looking at the bits of kinetic sand on your face!
Chache: It was just a little bit! It was Golden Apple scented, I wanted to see if it tasted different!!
Chache: It was for science!!
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