#man i just love potatoes
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I think those of us who go really bananas over potatoes, like really crazy over it—salivating for those tators just from watching video recipes.
I think we were most likely really fucking starved peasants in our past lives and to see such rich, golden, moist, soft potatoes makes us go feral across space and time.
#i don’t even know what i’m writing i’m so sleep deprived#i’m sorry for the banana pun#i had to#😞#potatoes#i guess#man i just love potatoes#i dunno i just saw a video of this stuffed baked potato with cream cheese and a bunch of other stuff in it looked so good omg#reincarnation
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YO TREY CLOVER IS HERE !!!
TREY NOOOO you weren't supposed to look so cool, I was supposed to be able to save my keys for all the upcoming birthdays, how could you do this to me --
also hey. hey Trey. what's in that bowl.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#don't get me wrong i am a trey enjoyer and i was expecting some pretty art but MAN they just went as hard as possible didn't they#i want to scoop up that color palette and spread it on some toast#love that they've just gone full neon casino lighting for the hearts boys 🤌🤌🤌#this card art is doing its darnedest to make up for the general lack of trey ssrs#anyway looking forward to freaking out about the rest of chapter 12 for the next couple of weeks!#can't wait to see how trey saves the day by making a cake taste like dirty socks or something#(no but i maintain that trey is actually the most ridiculously overpowered character in twst if you think about it)#(he could end malleus' reign of terror by replacing his head with a potato but he simply chooses not to)#(he has chosen a quiet life of culinary arts and dental hygiene over glorious power)#(i am only like...60% joking about this)#(somebody's gotta make sure riddle doesn't actually explode after all)
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sliding this over to you on a table with a note that just says "thats her dad"
#drawings#ghost trick#Listen to Me. Listen.#i am allowed One 'hear me out' headcanon#personally i believe in post The Incident adoption#part guilt part oh my god she broke out to go make sweet potato in the park i love her#when jowd calls him up on this he says nooo man i just had to beat you at being the first to have a kid :]#(lynne says that he looks heinous) only a family member would say that about him. there goes my ugly ass dad.
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harrier if you didn’t want this to be romantic why did you wear your most boobylicious shirt ???
#answer the question harry#shoutout to alex brainrotdotorg for helping me with the dialogue options :3#i haven’t been that active so i’m just like *drops this like a hot potato and runs from the room*#i think i’d pick 3 or 5#man i STRUGGLED with this piece#i literally went to outback steakhouse and got a bloomin onion with a friend as research for this#i tried like 5 different versions before i got a drawing i didn’t despise#it’s been an uphill battle making this stupid fucking comic#i’m gonna cry myself to sleep now#my art#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#oh also kim is drinking a dr pepper and harry is drinking a fancy juice. in case you were wondering#he loves juice. he’s just like me
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not an american? allow me, an american🇺🇸, to explain our very simple and totally not-corrupt recent presidential history
in 2016, after being in office for 8 years, obama and biden passed the presidency to trump. then trump tried to win again, but biden beat trump, so trump then unwillingly passed the presidency back to biden, with harris. then biden really tried to pass the presidency to harris, but trump has now beat harris, so biden and harris will now pass the presidency back to trump.
so basically our leaders are just playing a really dirty and high stakes game of hot potato.
hope this helps!
#hot potato hot potato who has the hot potato#ooh ooh who did it land on???#the mentally unfit orange man in the corner who’s babbling nonsense#i’m so scared for the potato#who’s up next?#harris?#a biden?#a trump?#a kennedy?#perhaps a clinton?#anyone can go really#as long as it’s somehow corrupt#you can literally commit a crime get dementia or even not get a single vote just a pat on the back from the big man and you’re in!!#i love my country and i’m proud to be an american but we deserve better leaders#i can’t believe we have 4 more years of this#does canada have any vacancies?#us politics#united states#us elections#kamala harris#donald trump#joe biden
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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Prompt 107
"Darling" and "Dear" can be written away as him being gay, a bard, and british From Lettenhove, Geralt assures himself one late night, early into traveling with Jaskier. "Dearest" and "Dearheart" make sense. Geralt muses one late night, after a few years of traveling with Jaskier. Jaskier has said before that Geralt's his best friend, they travel together constantly, nearly all of Jaskier's songs are about him, it makes sense to mean this much. "Sweeting" "Honey" "Sweetheart" are confusing, and Geralt doesn't understand. It's been more years with Jaskier, and more and more names keep appearing, but these ones do nothing but confuse and vex him. Those are usually used for romantic partners, aren't they? Does Jaskier mean them in a teasing manner? "My love" Jaskier calls him this one night, and Geralt.... Geralt panics. He mumbles something stupid and practically books it into the woods to think. He worries for how it'd appear to poor Jaskier, but he can't help but need a few minutes to process it. Love? My love? Does Jaskier really see him so fondly?
If Geralt marches back there and snogs the life out of him, is it too soon?
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#geralt x dandelion#geralt loves his bard!#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#writing prompts#requited unrequited love#friends to lovers#Jaskier's nicknames for his witcher#not included: all the silly ones he gives potioned up geralt hurt geralt and asleep geralt#“Stinky monster man”#“Stabbyman”#“My little sword fiend”#“Snugglysnuu”#“Gremlin”#“Absolute potato of a man”#“Kitten covered in what I hope is just blood”#“snarlywarly sweetiepie”#“Pissy pants”#“Fool” said with unreasonable amounts of anger#“Fucking asshole” said with unreasonable amounts of fondness
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I'm having withdrawal symptoms from waiting for the new episode to come out, and this has been buzzing around my head since this part came out (also I wanna talk about my wife Lily)
Relistening to this part twice made me cry I'm not even gonna lie but weirdly enough it made me think of the end of season 1 where John gets a taste of being the king for a split second but then chooses to go back to Arthur. After he returns, he says:
"But it was in that time in the hospital, that month alone. Trapped in this body without you, when something changed"
"I found meaning. I found that the challenges of life within the boundaries of death were not only acceptable, but could be meaningful. That without a purpose I could forge my own. Is that humanity?"
Don't get me wrong, I don't think it was Lily who was fully responsible for giving John humanity - if anything, that's the mistake Arthur makes in season 3 when comparing John to Yellow (which John calls him out for). It was Arthur who laid out the pieces, and Lily was basically the one to make it click.
Buttt I think reducing John's reason for humanity to only one thing is almost a disservice- because developing a sense of self is so much more complex than that.
It was Arthur's love, it was the stories and thoughts he would share with John, it was being in awe of seeing trees and nature again after so long of living in the dark, it was hearing music, it was listening to the radio, it was the joy he felt after they complished something and he was finally able to feel something other than fear, it was seeing the wraith help them, it was holding a cute baby and picturing her future as a pianist, it was seeing her mother and recognising that she had just lost something priceless, it was having to hold onto hope that anyone is capable of redemption, it was defending and having empathy for the widow despite what Arthur had said.
The last moment is paralleled in season 3 with their conversation about Yellow. Listening to all these makes me realise just how much Yellow missed out on.
Arthur no doubt played a massive role in helping John find humanity and meaning, but honesty? I don't know if purely being with Arthur is what made John who he is. John himself has a conscious and had to make decisions on his own and, on multiple occasions, fights Arthur about ideology with basically little to no outside influence (e.g, their infamous first divorce).
Despite all that though, I still do think Arthur was one of the biggest reasons, I mean just look at Yellow 😭 I'll write an entire essay about him one day
But this entire yap session was basically me trying to imagine what exactly was so special about that month at the hospital because let's be real if I were John I would go crazy BUT sometimes i just imagine John being there, in a hospital without Arthur, being able to do nothing but think
He thinks about the bright clear blue sky he saw, a bird that landed on the windowsill when they were at the library, he thinks about how alive this world is compared to where he came from, he thinks about the radio that's playing, he thinks about the piano, and then he thinks about Arthur
And I imagine he looks at Lily, at her tending to them, at her chatting to them, at her turning on the radio for them so they're not bored and even though people would call all these extra bits of care pointless - she does it anyway, and she does it for them, and John is there to witness this, and that's the moment where it clicks.
I imagine it sort of being like being moved back to see a finished puzzle and finally understanding what you've been making this entire time after spending so long up close looking at individual pieces
And I think that's what the witch didn't understand about John's story. Lily's care was the climax of John becoming John, and even though John acknowledges that for her it was probably another Tuesday - it still doesn't dampen the fondness and love he has for her, he just loves for the sake of it
#lily propaganda#i think about her daily#sappy john propaganda#i think if John got his own body he'd be the type to think about how much he loves every little thing#that man loves everything#i that this also shows through his descriptions to Arthur#they're just so *explodes*#you can tell how much he genuinely just loves looking at things#which is understandable he spent agesssss in the dark world#it reminds of that one potato comic where Oscar asks John who he would pray to and John says 'humanity'#i got so emotional#malevolent podcast#malevolent#lily malevolent#john doe malevolent#malevolent john doe#i could also get into John explaining how Arthur's story to Percival reminded him of Lily but this post is already so long 😭
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Favourite g1 episode with Cosmos? Mine is Blaster Blues
I love Blaster Blues so much!!!! It’s definitely one of my favorites. I think my top favorite Cosmos episode would have to be The God Gambit.
The fact that he spent the entire episode passed out and in need of rescuing was so fun. Somebody had to save him, poor thang.
#cosmos getting carried around like a sack of potato’s is wonderful#everyone is like aw man. well. can’t do anything right now#and just throws him over their shoulder#silly guy I love so much#I would also worship cosmos like a god#but that’s beside the point#I love him#transformers#maccadam#cosmos#tf cosmos#mars blurbs
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I need to know if anyone else understands the feeling of wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone in ways that Sound very romantic but you aren't into them like that. Fantasizing about living with them. Cooking dinner together every night and watching movies, laying together in silence just because one of you is lonely and wanted comfort. If you have to leave the house before they wake up, you'll make yourself breakfast and leave a plate for them in the fridge. When one of you is sick, the other makes soup and brings them their medicine whenever they need it. Getting home late knowing there will be a warm meal waiting for you, and doing the same for them. But you're not attracted to them, and you know you never will be, but you still want that kind of life with them
#I've felt this way towards a lot of people#And some of it was just like#The classic children on the internet planning how they're gonna move in together when they're older#And it fizzles out once you grow up and live your own lives#But man I've been thinking about it so much lately#I think it's always stemmed from like. Wanting a place where I feel free and safe 100% of the time#Which isnt to say I'm not safe in my current home because I am /gen#But i want a place where I don't have to hide my snacks because someone will eat them without asking and won't apologize#I want a place where I know nobody's gonna make a comment about how much i eat#Or how I look or how I dress#I want somewhere where I can have space to myself but also not fully be alone#And I don't have a partner and I don't know if I'll have one for a long time#So these feelings just end up falling on my closest friends who I trust and would feel completely safe with#Me and my trio used to joke that if we ever move in together we're making a mashed potato volcano with dinosaur nuggets for dinner on the#first night#Id still take them up on that offer#None of this is happening for a long time cause I'm also just nowhere near ready to move out#There's a lot here I would have to leave behind#But man even if it's just for a year. I want that joy of sharing a space with someone i love and trust with my life#peg speaks
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Hobie automatically taking snacks and hiding them in small crevices high up, so let’s say when someone brings some bread rolls to a hangout he’ll put one in his pocket without realizing because he’s just so used to not really having a stable source of food that when he does (kind of) he doesn’t act like it. It’s not something he goes out of his way to talk about either, so some people think it’s just Hobie stealing just to cause issues, some know it’s a food insecurity thing, and some think he’s trying to be funny by having weird stuff in his pockets and pulling snacks out of nearby wall panels. Sometimes it takes his friends a while to convince him to take the food out of the hiding spot even if he’s fully aware he can eat it all now and still be able to get more later (sometimes they can’t convince him at all)
#hobie brown#spiderpunk#spider punk#hobie: i can eat all this potato stew because i can also get some beef stew tomorrow / also hobie 5 min later: i won’t survive this winter.#i love going into issues Hobie has from his lifestyle#im talking about comic hobie but like it’s . a mix of atsv?? idk man.#because comic hobie’s friendgroup would react way better and more effectively and would even relate/do the same#but atsv gang are different…#don’t ask me i just work here#think of whatever hobie you want fr#m&m posts
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Random pictures of.. ✨HIM✨
I believe in Adrian Clairmont supremacy🛐🛐
He is just so… Oh my God..
#Why is he so hot??#HELP???#This man is specifically designed to make me simp for him#Well first of all. I am a villain apologist and this man.. HE IS SO NOT MORALLY CORRECT I LOVE IT??#And second. He’s literally just so so damn hot#I would commit crimes for this man#I would literally murder a guy for Adrian#||#adrian clairmont#brennan lee mulligan#la by night#potato randomly talks#i am a simp
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Chanukah Sameach to the Jewish simmers on my dash <3 <3 <3
#I am not--but I add that so as not to misrepresent myself#however!! roommate is and plays sims casually#and lights up when I tell him about the Jewish players on my dash#we were talking about latkes last night actually#he suggested that homemade fries are just latke sticks--#--I said tater tots are latke cubes--#--then he said mashed potatoes are just blended latke and we both lost it#and then I was like man I want matzo ball soup and he expressed regret at feeling like it tastes like#“dough with the memory of matzo and soup”#(we are both autistic so recategorization of things is of great amusement to us)#ANYWAY enough oversharing lol#Chag Sameach and love to y'all <3
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Something different... Oswald the lucky rabbit posting...
this idiot is rolling in my head yesterday and i decided to draw out two headshots... might make more of him or other disney toon type characters ig... (or megaman fanart) it just depends...
#i was getting tired of cotl...#dont hate it just needed a break#oswald the lucky rabbit#disney#idiot rabbit man#hes a grumpy old man i love him...#art#digital art#fanart#potatos art
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g guys …,,.??:!; GU YSGUYS ….
a little rant in the tags bcs im Emotional™️ and so full of love rn
#yeah so i read the messages on my tree …#what the hell man#WHAT THE HELLLDNWNFBSN#/pos btw#WHY ARE YOU GUYS MAKING ME CRY#ITS LIKE BARELY 8 AM#yall are responsible#for the amount of pillow sheets i have to change#DRENCHED IN TEARS I TELL YA#/hj#i love u guys so much …#CHAT I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH#i wouldve screamed it out loud at the top of a building if i could#but alas im just a shy potato#why do u guys think i usually use ily instead of the full sentence ….#SKJWHDJSJS IM SO AWKWARD AND CRINGE PLS IM SO SORRY#(btw im always down to chat abt anything !! no matter how shy i am to start anything lol)#but yea i pray that everyone here#will get everything theyve ever wished for COME TRUE !!!#kithes and smooches and hugs for u all#i recorded your msgs btw#wanna keep them to myself like a dragon hoarding its precious treasures <3#u guys r my treasures fr#would want to frame them and put em in my room too if i could hm#or maybe make a scrapbook#wait thats actually a good idea :o#anyways yea i love u guys sm#and i appreciate every one of u here !! thankyou sm for existing !!! and coming into my life !!! <3#💬 rye rants
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caine is a very calm, collected, stoic individual. it takes a lot to get him caught openly off guard or flustered.
getting picked up and kissed by a villain a foot shorter than him with no prior warning would do the trick tho
mitchel belongs to @hyper-pixels! i Did have ideas before this but unfortunately for caine all of them got thrown out of the window when i got this notif
#hes being carried bridal style for kissing purposes#but i personally love the image of caine getting slung like a sack of potatoes over trouvailles shoulders#theyd get a concussion over hitting the pavement but itd be funny as hell#this whole piece was a blast to work through holy shit#for the aforementioned reasons i dont get a lot of opportunities to draw caine w exaggerated expressions or posing#so this was a treat#i also need to stress how much fun mitchels hair is to draw#its literally so poofy#i could just scribble to my hearts content it was great#speaking of#mitchel has the awe inspiring ability to make his love life everyones problem and i cannot respect him enough for it#godspeed my man#caine lynzal#nmoc: mitchel becker#sidestep#fhr#pulp draws#ockiss24
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