#i am a simp

[mackrelkart]

bootyhill

[macaronilovingracoon]

I want this man in an indescribable way. He doesn’t QUITE beat ZAYNE for me but damn do I want him.

[milkteaandsugar]

If you’re ever sad just remember the world is 4.5 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as ~blop blop blop~ aka the golden taiyaki boy ™

[cryofoxx]

AAAHHHhhhHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

I LOVE THEM. THEM RIGHT THERE

[nqmonarch]

Good Boy/Girl

Characters: Dan Heng, Stelle

There's just something about being able to call someone a "Good Boy" or "Good Girl" that makes me so happy. And then for that to mean something to them? Even better.

Like, I don't mean the words in a patronizing way it's just a little symbol of approval like how you'd give a kid a sticker with the words 'Good job!'

Dan Heng

Imagine you're waiting for Dan Heng to come back from one of the trailblazing missions; more recently, the one on the Xianzhou Luofu. You're trying to escape Himeko's coffee, and relaxing with Pom Pom to cure your boredom. Then they return, tired beyond belief from their fight against an emanator, and from all of the emotional damage because there was a lot in that quest.

Dan Heng is trying to calm down from the whole ordeal, he just faced the person that haunts his nightmares, and what better way is there to calm down then spending time with his significant other? You're proud of him. For both facing his fears and doing a good job, so what better way to express that then a sweet

"Good Boy."

Dan Heng would melt into your body, allow himself to finally relax. He's safe here. And he can't help but smile, all of his efforts hadn't gone to waste in the end, everything turned out fine. It was all fine now, and the two of you can rest.

He'd take a moment after leaning against your chest and into your lap to realize what you said. And when he does realize it his eyes will widen a bit and he won't be able to hold back the slight blush. Those words mean so much coming from you.

Likewise, imagine doing so with Stelle after that same quest.

Stelle

Stelle feels betrayed by Dan Heng, blind sighted from his past (we saw how Trailblazer distanced themself from Dan Heng after the reveal and didn't speak to them as much). She feels discouraged, Dan Heng was one of the first people she met. But she doesn't know who to go to for comfort, so she ends up back in your arms.

You run your hands through her soft hair, combing out all the tangles with your fingers. She leans into you, practically sitting in your lap, closing her eyes, and trying to relax. But it's hard. She trusted Dan Heng, and even if it's not his fault, she feels betrayed for not knowing such a large part of his life.

Her shoulders would quiver every once in a while and every time she showed unease, you'd lean a bit closer and whisper.

"Good Girl."

You'd tell her how good she did, how strong she was for taking on an emanator, how she persevered despite everything. She'd cry, turn around, and hold you close. The rest of the night would probably repeat this way, until the two of you fall asleep side by side.

You wake up a bit of a mess, you didn't change into your pajamas or do anything to get ready for bed. But there Stelle is, a small smile on her face and a gift in her hands-- wait, isn't that trash? Why is it golden???

You love your girlfriend anyway, despite her unusual habits.

I don't know maybe I just feel this way. Like it's a way to show someone you appreciate them, love them, think they did great. Or maybe I am just a very big simp.

Like I would die to make you smile, but I'd still want you to cry at my death.

Y'know what I mean?

[wh0re-for-vi]

Me fr 🙏💀

(Credits to @lgbtzenin on twitter)

[sandyisdumb]

I don't think anybody cares about my obsession with Xisuma but I have to make it known

This man is the definition of comedy gold and I would sacrifice my children for him

That's all I wanted to say

[roboticlover20]

Humanoid kinito w-with the dress !?!

Humanoid kinito as a teacher- (yes he’s wearing a long skirt)

Humanoid kinito as a Hawaiian shirt surfer dude 😳

But genuinely i wanna draw more humanoid him its so fun seeing and making designs

Theres also sesami there too i think she looks very cute in red 🥰

[sillyy-julyy]

Your honor i am NOT obsessed with Hange Zoe.

grrGRAAAAAAH WOOF OOOF WOOF ARDR AFR ARF BARK BARK

[i3atbabyz]

Look at him…

So manly❤️

[unstablebr0]

@gatobob

[amethystreaperwrites]

welp, I guess we all know who i’m putting on my master list……..

Yes, this bitch. (btw i haven’t seen the movie yet but i am a certified simp already 💀 i have a thing for villains)

[shellstudios]

YOO CHECK OUT MY NEW WALLPAPER!!!

And!...

Iconic flat tail!!!!

AND HE ONLY HAS TWO WISKERS IN A FEW PARTS!!!!!!!

[isimpfor12]

Am I the only one that literary simps over Saitama and his man tits? LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE THINGS? ;]

[fantasiummaximum]

Garroth Ro’meave. That’s it, me just talking about my boy, Garroth.

I am a simp and it all started with this man.

Garroth Ro’meave.

Specifically Minecraft Diaries, Garroth.

Nothing against my boy, Mystreet Garroth but…he’s not the man I fell in love with. I LOVE HIS HIMBO ENERGY! I would still marry that man but MCD Garroth is just…I don’t know how to put in words but I sure will try.

He was my first crush. Like ever I think.

The build up was CHEFS KISS!

He was shown to be a sweet man, a knight. I thought he was cool but thought nothing of him, he was just a guard until his helmet broke.

Then I saw him. I FELL FOR A BUNCH OF PIXELS! Bro it was perfect though I swear to Irene man! When you see his face, Aphmau stops and you stare at him. I was like “woah-“

But what really got me was his reaction, he says “don’t look at me Aphmau” but all I can do is look. He exceeded my expection…I don’t know I didn’t think he would be handsome.

He was so…not shy but ashamed. And that made me feel some type of way which I will not go into-

THIS IS ABOUT A BUNCH OF PIXELS BTW!

I was so invested into Garroth, there was now a mystery, why was he hiding his face? That got me theorizing and investing into this character even more. He became my favourite character and honestly a comfort character too.

I can’t explain it besides the fact that I would marry this man.

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I need to hug whoever made this outfit it's actually appaling how down bad I am for him in this