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Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

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Favorite genre of John designs is inconspicuous shape John. Just face and form. What more do you need from an Eldrich entity

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Hey chat, if you are looking for commissions, my bf has just opened some as he's in a tight spot financially. If you'd like to get some gorgeous art (I'm not biased it's actually stunning) while also helping someone out, here is the Instagram post he's made with more info:

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Even if you can't commission him yourself, feel free to rb/share this post, thank you

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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abhsjdkkf i've been pestering my friend to listen to tma. honestly pretty accurate description of the first season

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was looking for the og tweet (without a twitter account) and this was. yeah a good point

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Victims of Other Entities: And so I watched the creature that used to be my wife sprint towards me on all fours with its neck bent at a full 180 degree angle. I only got away because it tripped and fell into the lit fireplace and turned to ash immediately. I don’t sleep anymore and I honestly wish God just would kill me already.

Victims of The Buried: God I ffucnking LOVE Dirt. OOh Boy that Shit is GOOD. No Thing on this God Forsaken planet brings me more EUPHORIA than Digging a B I G Hole. I crawl on all fours and c l a w at the e a r th as I pine for its tender Embrace. It torments my VERY SOUL that I cannot simply i n h a l e it Straight Into My Bloodstream. I’ve decided that eating fistfuls of potting soil is the next best thing.

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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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I've got a total of 4 episodes of Malevolent (plus De Capo) to catch up on and I'm so ready to use this image to summarise my experience :

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This came to me in a dream

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I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY PILGRIMAGE (a 6 month long Supernatural obsession) and now I'm back to listening Malevolent and ready to once again obsess over *squints at hand* Arnold and Joe

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If John and Arthur were ever to separate, I think their fights would be so bizarre from an outsider's point of view.

John would be full on yelling without care for anyone around him

Arthur would be angrily hissing at John.

Neither would acknowledge that their volumes are wildly disparate from each other and that's a little weird.

Arthur would be walking around all over the place, John following him like a duck.

They wouldn't think to go to separate rooms.

And John would periodically stop arguing to describe the scene around them.

He'd also be aiding Arthur in getting groceries or whatever they're doing

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"not our handkerchief!!! we just bought that!!!!" john you are adorable

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Congratulations, human, on this being the anniversary of your birth!

I was removed but thank you

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people are sooooo judgemental when a thing that was pretending to be human peels off its face revealing itself to be some sort of creature or perhaps machine