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cookikafoodika · 4 months ago

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Chicken nuggets become magic… featuring strange oat cookie

#making strange foods #the vegetables taste like a warehouse #pretty good tho #will make again with fresh veggies #deluxe autism dinner

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ningadudexx · 11 months ago

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Doodle of @legobowl 's human designs ( *u* )

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my jttw sun wukong doodles

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Doodles i forgot to post

She monkie on my kid till i lego! 😸 She season 5 on my january till i eureka! 😸

sorry 🙁 homestuck mentioned

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quesadilla-day · 7 months ago

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delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍

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magpiedraws · 2 years ago

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Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

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soulprompts · 3 months ago

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hello it is i, your local tumblrarian, here to drink tea from her pumpkin mug and tell u the following important announcement: being on tumblr every single day is possibly not a great idea. let's use a metaphor here. it's like squeezing a lemon every day, but it's only got so much juice, you'll only end up getting frustrated and upset that the juice is no longer flowing. and then it's building up this habit of squeezing lemons every day, but then one day you're not around and you're worried, because what if the lemon had juice today? what if we missed the juicing opportunity?

but now let's sprinkle in the following notion: every once in a while, we step outside of the lemon juicer, and we go to the market to buy more lemons. the next day, we wake up, we go back to the juicer, and what do you know! the juice is flowing again!

gonna step back from the metaphor here to just explain a few things. we have all been in the situation of staring wretchedly at the computer screen, begging for a drop of inspiration. most of us are online each and every day. and that's okay! i'm the same! but maybe we need to refresh the cycle here, because i took a day to myself today, i consciously refused to go online until 6PM, and even that 24 hour break was enough to get some very exciting ideas going! and tomorrow i'll be writing more than i have in weeks!

we put too much pressure on ourselves to be here 24/7, and it's time that we just knocked that out and started treating writing as what it always was: a hobby. so go take a break. go out for a walk, go get lunch in a nice cafe, step away from the computer and just let yourself do something that isn't absorbed in writing or in your education/career.

#ooc.#( listen to me my metaphors are strange but i know i'm right abt this )#( i went and had sushi on my own today and i just didn't worry about drafts or my inbox )#( bc i've been having migraines from stress lately and i just figured )#( i just want to feel rested. and i do! and i got a kickass new coat as well! )#( and tomorrow i'm gonna go get nice food and make a cozy spot for myself and do some writing !! )#psa

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bonefall · 5 months ago

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Heads up! There is going to be a very long and detailed post about making sausages dropping in a few hours.

It's got a big red content warning and a readmore, so nothing is going to get gruesomely dropped on you, but make sure you add "butchery" or "cw butchery" to your tag filters to be extra safe if the idea of processing animal carcasses is upsetting to you!

It also has an image of sausage casings before they're scraped. I tried to whack the post with as many CWs as I can think of but I'd recommend "cw meat" or "cw organs" if you need them.

#I also kinda started infodumping about sausages in general #It's a lot more of a food post than a lore post #And that's because 1. I'm hungry and 2. I want to make a whole official warrior bites entry on clan sausages #Delving into how the sausages tend to be different between Clans because of their environments and preferences #The person who sent the ask seemed to be requesting technical info #So technical info they GOT #Funfact about me. One of my ancestors sold hot dogs for a living.#You all jest about silly American in the hamburger mine working hard for 1 rock and roll disk.#But I am from proud lineage of hotdogslingers. I have no need of rock and roll disk #I hot dog out of pride. For honor. A lone ranger.#''Gee Bones why do you like food so much'' my blood is hot dog water #Also I am not squeamish at all. Like. I'm chronically unsqueamish when it comes to meat and overestimate the comfort of other people #SO I try to make up for it with ample warnings like this #Since I got some new followers who may not be used to the Regularly Scheduled Strange Topics or how I do stuff.

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whimsicalcotton · 3 months ago

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hiiiii i just wanted to come by and say that i am a really big fan of your lis works! and i am totally very very very very normal about polluted marrow and i drew something for it a while ago back when i first read it! it definitely took me awhile to find the courage to show it but i hope that you like it >_<!

!!! jdjskdhdbdjbgdh oh my god tysm!!!! 🥺🥺🥺💙💙💙

hell fucken yea also these are so good!! screaming crying flipping a table foaming at the mouth etc etc. especially love tiny little migraine Max at the bottom <3 <3

#also the top left. Bravest Coward flavored.👌👌👌 Good fucking food #max caulfield #chloe price #rachel amber #life is strange #hope u don't me releasing this into the wild. lemme know if u do n I'll fix it 👍#tysm again also!!!!! the fact that ppl wanna draw my silly lil au makes me explode from excitement&appreciation dhhdjdhd #<3 #nova answers #stoopystuppy #marrow max tag

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cruorcrave · 5 days ago

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Eating stew after watching something like Hannibal or Ravenous is mildly unsettling, like... I cooked this. I know it's beef. I know it is. However..

#whats the deal with cannibal food?#hannibal #where can i find me someone hot that'll make me strange stews with unknown ingredients #nbc hannibal #will graham #ravenous #robert carlyle #not a vampire

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tvneon · 5 months ago

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#eating #making strange faces after eating cereal #food #80s #1980s

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heartscrypt · 2 years ago

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nrc is full of people who need to be studied under a microscope

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst meme #twisted wonderland meme #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #cater diamond #floyd leech #img post #these are so fun easy and genuinely kind of addicting to make #i will never get over the fact that silvers least favorite food is lilias cooking #literally the funniest fucking piece of information ever #(silver) please father im begging you please can we get takeout today #(lilia) aw but i just made garlic stew! your favorite. seasoned with crushed ibuprofen to keep away any strange ailments humans tend to get

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carg0-toad · 10 months ago

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this was supposed to be something serious but then the worm eating my brain said "remember that one scene from the book"

#god this scene was so strange i had to put the book down #WHYYYYY DID NARRATOR FEEL THE NEED TO MENTION.. YK??#i have so many questions #anyways the book was fantastic i just... there are some moments that i have to make fun #but also i will definitely draw some others because LORDDDD #anyways #take the food (crumbs)#fight club #soapshipping #tyler durden #the narrator #narrator fight club

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shhhsoftnwet · 10 months ago

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Sometimes all a bad bitch want is a silly little short king 👹❤️‍🔥

#lemme tell u a secret…….#I reeeaally like power bottom Doyoung…..#NOBODY SEES MY VISION #I’m alone here I make my own food self sustenance #personally I hate toxic controlling seme type tops #but queen control bratty bottoms with super high standards and expectations tho 🤔#like I’m cooking something #it’s not for everyone but I’m cooking something #height doesn’t matter #a short king is a short king when I see one #also LBR Dongsoo…. is a straight man…. he’s like default factory settings #this is derogatory btw #/point YOU ARE STRAIGHT! 🤮🫵#imo DY is a verse like it don’t matter as long as he’s finally getting laid with Dongsoo #my mans desperate for dick #also funny headcanon DY is a virgin and died a virgin #he have 0 interest in relationship and sex until Dongsoo came into his life #whoch is why him chasing after Dongsoo is strangely innocent at its core #deep inside he’s just a teenage girl falling in love for the first time #also I read this one manga awhile back where the mob boss is the bottom and I’m like yanno what #I quite like this #this is new this is fresh #like who says a boss can’t be bottom??#evilive #악인전기 #biography of a villain #도영동수 #dyds #fifi’s art #shhhsoftnwet

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ibetittering · 4 months ago

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Just realized my mom MIGHT'VE been a bit abusive

#okay so pre story knowledge you need to know #I have an eating disorder called ARFID which essentially is just extreme picky eating #but like also not because I've literally been coughing into a trash can from just a slightly strange texture #multiple times #anyways she was telling me about how when i was little she would make me stay at the table till I finished my food #that part is NOT news to me I'm well aware #But APPARENTLY when I was 6 ish she also would wrap the food I didn't eat and give it to me the next day to eat #she would also lock the pantry and refrigerator so I couldn't snack #and it got so bad to the point she caught me late a night eating CORNMEAL #FROM THE TOP CABINET #because I was just so hungry and it was the one thing she didn't lock up because who just eats cornmeal #😭#anyways actual tags now!!!!!!#red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth #edit #locus rvb #felix rvb #felix mcscouty #samuel ortez #rvb locus #rvb felix #issac gates #lolix

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coquelicoq · 1 year ago

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girl help the beautiful man at the food truck flirted with me and shook my hand with his big gorgeous hand and held on a little longer than he needed to (but in a good way) and then he gave me a free mango lassi and THEN left his food truck unattended to go get me a bottle of water after i asked if there was any water available and after all that all he wants in exchange (other than payment for the food i ordered) is for me to rate him on google maps. but girl i don't even know how to do that

#how hard can that be you may ask. well for your information he told me my smile is beautiful and he was very sweet AND #he has a gorgeous beard and voice. so. kind of distracted at the moment.#this is nice. lately the attention i've been getting from strange men is like. a guy on the bus offering me his half-eaten ice cream tube #(didn't even know ice cream came in tubes) and a guy propositioning me for $5 while i was waiting to cross the street #so for a man to give me free things & hold my hand & ask how i am doing WHILE being handsome at me was a little much all at once #i was so overwhelmed i made such a fool of myself. i almost gave him MY ADDRESS????#get yourself together @me #anyway i guess i have to figure out how to rate places on google maps now. i didn't even know that was a thing people did #my posts #even though i know how flirting with customers works when you work in food service it does not make it any less overwhelming #to be on the receiving end of. i used to flirt with customers all the time. but i am not drop dead gorgeous so.#watch where you point that smile sir i am going to expire

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fuck-john-calvin · 8 months ago

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I raise you opporcold as a toxic relationship

#cold's unbothered and unrestrained demeanor just radiates a strange sort of power #and while other people *cough cough reasonable people cough* can recognize that that power is actually impulsive and dangerous #to opportunist power is power #and the way cold doesn't care about any of the voices or what they think of him will only make him seem closer to the top of the food chain #because he has enough power and security to not have to vie for it #and the strange aristocratic aloofness would draw oppy in #getting special treatment from someone powerful makes one feel important #tbc I don't think this would be 'romantic' or 'cute'#just in character #and I like angst #whoooooo #slay the princess #stp #stp voices #voice of the opportunist #voice of the cold #voice shipping

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stuckinapril · 6 months ago

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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate

#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip #Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready #The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants #Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere #Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom #Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend #That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that #Went down to literally my ankles #But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like #“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like #Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden #The capital when it was drenched in sunset #When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there #Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to #Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory #My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so #And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell #My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time #Help I need to go back #Bro I wish I could drop everything #But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle #SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be #I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food

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