#Funfact about me. One of my ancestors sold hot dogs for a living. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bonefall · 5 months ago

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Heads up! There is going to be a very long and detailed post about making sausages dropping in a few hours.

It's got a big red content warning and a readmore, so nothing is going to get gruesomely dropped on you, but make sure you add "butchery" or "cw butchery" to your tag filters to be extra safe if the idea of processing animal carcasses is upsetting to you!

It also has an image of sausage casings before they're scraped. I tried to whack the post with as many CWs as I can think of but I'd recommend "cw meat" or "cw organs" if you need them.

#I also kinda started infodumping about sausages in general #It's a lot more of a food post than a lore post #And that's because 1. I'm hungry and 2. I want to make a whole official warrior bites entry on clan sausages #Delving into how the sausages tend to be different between Clans because of their environments and preferences #The person who sent the ask seemed to be requesting technical info #So technical info they GOT #Funfact about me. One of my ancestors sold hot dogs for a living.#You all jest about silly American in the hamburger mine working hard for 1 rock and roll disk.#But I am from proud lineage of hotdogslingers. I have no need of rock and roll disk #I hot dog out of pride. For honor. A lone ranger.#''Gee Bones why do you like food so much'' my blood is hot dog water #Also I am not squeamish at all. Like. I'm chronically unsqueamish when it comes to meat and overestimate the comfort of other people #SO I try to make up for it with ample warnings like this #Since I got some new followers who may not be used to the Regularly Scheduled Strange Topics or how I do stuff.

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