#making fun of megatron

[ohdearlingwhathappened]

✨️him✨️

[butterfriedcircuits]

based off my friend's commentary whilst watching the 'Orion Pax' arc of Transformers Prime:

"I'm sorry, but if i woke up from a million year 'coma' and you asked me to call you 'LORD'... you need humbling'

edit: friend is @machinatings <3 they are slowly watching transformers

[steakmakesnoises]

Find this moment from that episode funny for some reason.

[unlikelypandahologram]

And here's the final part of the first chapter to the Optima Prime comic! Again, massive thanks to ErikaGSkerzz for the beautiful art. It was wonderful to work with her, I truly recommend commissioning her. Links to the first and second parts are here and here. Hope you all enjoy it. 💖

[avastazyana]

Narrator: That night Megatron did, in fact, sleep on the couch.

(Sound on | insp)

[planetformer-central]

"Death to the Pretenders."

Be warned, Optimus Prime will protect its spawn viciously. It is best to avoid damaging its first born as it will react with extreme prejudice.

[dragoncarrion]

Fanart i drew of decepticon high command dying in a glue trap

[geekcentre]

Happy Megatron Monday🎉

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[megatron-fucks]

megop mr and mrs smith au

is that anything

[blighted-lights]

i cannot think about what ravage does with the few moments of autonomy we see him have rn. i cannot think about how ravage chosing to remain on the lost light with megatron was one of the biggest choices we see him make as a character in idw post him gaining a cassette frame. i cannot think about how after he makes that choice he once again fades back into the background and largely is only present to fill some sort of role for megatron- friend, confidant, thief, ect. i cannot think about ravage choosing to fight the djd even when megatron refuses to even though it means certain death. i cannot think about his last words were to and about megatron. i cannot think about how ravage's character in mtmte, from him chosing to stay on the lost light and him dying, begins and ends with megatron. i can't.

[peak-dumbass]

For a show that has 3 times as much villains as it does heroes you’d think I’d make one of these for them awhile ago the problem is I don’t care about any of them nearly as much as I do the main cast (if you couldn’t tell by my other posts)

[pastelpaperplanes]

Has KnockOut ever been insecure of stretch marks given how he prides on his appearance? I’m sure Breakdown doesn’t mind them, though. Also, can Megatron feel anything with that tremendous scar on his back and how does Optimus react once he first saw it?

Knockout is definitely vain to a fault, always he was all the way back when he was still a nobel, this extends to not just his appearance but also his need to keep his snazzy clothes and armor in perfect condition, as well his bow pristine!

However, what he loves most in the world is the life he shares with Breakdown. The highs and lows they faced in life beyond the Autobot Kingdom, scars and scratches they earned along the way–all are memories of how hard they fought for their life together and how much they loved the fact that they got to fight and WIN for that love.

The marks he received in life since bonding Breakdown are met with pride! (Breakdown lets little get past him to hurt KO, that and Knockout is a mean shot with his bow, both are the other’s protectors! lol, scars received are few and far in between)

Knockout’s stretch marks from Wildbreak– his greatest gift from Breakdown, his greatest gift to the love of his life, are by far his proudest yet. They made that baby!!! And that is the greatest joy and challenge Knockout has ever faced, but the best part was that he got to face it with Breakdown.

Yes, and ofc Breakdown loves the marks. Obsessed w them even–they belong to his super strong, soft, and hot hubby

As for Megatron’s burn marks, nope he does not feel them much at all, the burns were very deep and fried a lot of his nerves. It wasn’t always that way of course, healing took. years.

Optimus has seen every single one of his scars. When asked, Megs would talk his audial off telling Op the stories of each proud mark. Some range from petty fights with his brother long ago, some from his time in the gladiator pits, others from dumb youthful decisions, he's a story book ready for Optimus to dive into, he only needs to ask.

His first reaction to seeing them was of course shock, but secondly he felt truly sick. Of course at Megs, nor the melted, glassy flash, but the fact that someone could do something like that to another person. Megatron has long since been used to that look of shock, those who have seen it rarely can school their features–he eased the situation with yet another story.

The largest scar, his burns, now that is the one that everytime he talks about it, Megs cooks up a whole new story to pair it with. Megatron’s favorites are “I feel asleep in a hot spring” or “Fireworks and High Grade don’t mix” and “You see my dear Sir Orion, there is a reason why I am not allowed in any kitchen ever again so long as I live”. Optimus doesn’t really wonder anymore. He knows all too well that some well placed humor is just a mask for the too painful of stories. He does know that he has never seen a ‘burn’ scar quite like Megatronus’

“In a great flash of light, the Allspark disappeared and Left King Ultra and Megatron gravely wounded…” so the stories go. Those in the battle rumor that Megatron made a scramble for the Allspark and the artifact lashed at the unworthy King of daring to filthy it with his hands, King Ultra being too close, sadly being burned as well in It’s rage.

Megatron has his own side of the story. Not that many beyond the few trusted of his People he’s shared it with know the truth, perhaps one day the little Knight may be ready.

[unlikelypandahologram]

i dunno how many of y'all watch death battle, but

this is in megatron's stats in frieza vs megatron. optimus is in BOTH his likes and hates. the straight dudes behind death battle really looked at megatron and said "yeah he's gay as fuck for optimus prime" LMAOOOOO

[witchofthesouls]

Tarn's ideal partner would be a dommy mommy.

That mech is the literal poster boy for daddy issues. He craves validation from Shockwave Megatron a strong adult figure.

Maybe that's why I did the sex worker with his praise kink as they're breaking his aft with toys as well as a lactation kink and the leash with Camien Nurse?

He wants that guidance and to be taken of by a firm, yet caring paternal/maternal figure. He wants to be told he's a Good Boy as he rests his head on nice tiddies.

[perikiro]

my megop gift exchange piece for @nuclearjacks​ !! ♡

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

I love how we're getting some of the insanest lore a smash or pass blog can have. The Megatron roleplaying. The Scourge war (and the pornstar moustache war following). The Vehicular Orgy. Spider Fucker John Cena. The Longarm pickle plague. The vehicon fucker. The Objectum Guy. The Statistics. The Mpreg. The Thunderwave. The Artificial Insemination Optimus. The Transgender Poll. The Dreadwing Fucking. The Soundwave poll. You know what? Someone needs to make an iceberg.

In all fairness, some of this is just existing staples of the tf fandom at large. And the mpreg is just baked into the canon.

That said the idea that we've gone far enough to warrant an iceberg when this blog has only existed for like a few months makes me slightly scared of how weird we're gonna get after like. A few years. When we've finally run out of transformers characters. When every robot, organic, and fuckable object has been given a verdict. When every horny war has been waged, every plague of lust spread. The carnage. The Chaos. All documented in an encyclopedia of how fuckable each and every entity is, stored within Megatron's personal archives aboard the nemesis so he may study how odd the preferences of the flesh creatures are.