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I love how we're getting some of the insanest lore a smash or pass blog can have. The Megatron roleplaying. The Scourge war (and the pornstar moustache war following). The Vehicular Orgy. Spider Fucker John Cena. The Longarm pickle plague. The vehicon fucker. The Objectum Guy. The Statistics. The Mpreg. The Thunderwave. The Artificial Insemination Optimus. The Transgender Poll. The Dreadwing Fucking. The Soundwave poll. You know what? Someone needs to make an iceberg.

In all fairness, some of this is just existing staples of the tf fandom at large. And the mpreg is just baked into the canon.

That said the idea that we've gone far enough to warrant an iceberg when this blog has only existed for like a few months makes me slightly scared of how weird we're gonna get after like. A few years. When we've finally run out of transformers characters. When every robot, organic, and fuckable object has been given a verdict. When every horny war has been waged, every plague of lust spread. The carnage. The Chaos. All documented in an encyclopedia of how fuckable each and every entity is, stored within Megatron's personal archives aboard the nemesis so he may study how odd the preferences of the flesh creatures are.

#not polls #honestly i kind of want to start a little physical logbook to keep track of the smash percentages #both as a quick reference to make the analyses easier and because imagine how hard a bigass book of every transformers character #with whether or not theyre fuckable would go #the necronomicon of robopussy #encyclopedia valveplugica if you will #the mechanophilia codex even #maybe an index in the back of the silly little askbox memes. maybe flavor text in character as megatron as an intro #just Fun Shit like that #i love a project. love it even more when its something objectively silly that i can take way too seriously

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