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half the dumb stuff I draw is just bc @chromeedome 

Shockwave tiddy window…..

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i see your "traumatized character finally getting a good night's sleep in their loved one's arms" and i raise you "traumatized character freaking the fuck out when they wake up in their loved one's arms because why are they restrained why is someone else in their bed where are they and now their loved one has to comfort them"

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You're an angel, I'm a dog Or you're a dog and I'm your man You believe me like a god I'll destroy you like I am

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d'you think whoever wrote this usb-c cable description is. normal. about computers.

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Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

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Sometimes I genuinely forget shockop isn't canon...

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Started writing an end-of-war megop fic

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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I would sell my soul for a bit of Prowl gun play if that's your thing

He’s cleaning it 😇

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I think Thundercracker and Marissa should be poly, like, as cute as they are I get the feeling Marissa would also like a partner that can, you know, grow old with her and relate to human things Thundercracker jist can't. TC would be cool with this because he's cool and wouldn't like the idea that Marissa, with her limited lifespan isn't having all her emotional needs fulfilled.

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hehehehehe I made this for Valentine's Day bcuz I reaaallly wanted the pink blokees optimus :C ....I made another but it's not too good

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/28394571/chapters/69575688

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Surgical precision

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His favorite doctor <3

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Ooo the evil doctor ooo

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another benefit of the beans, they work as stress relief for other bots 🐾💜

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first post on this acc. hopefully with lots more to come