#make their pockets hurt

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

Said this once and I'll say it again , I hope the animators go on strike too

[daydreamrry]

No because what are you actually asking for Christmas? Or something that you want to buy for Christmas I need ideas

mini uggs, ariana grande’s cloud perfume (i already have one but i’d ask for more bc it’s so good), levi’s jeans, rare beauty blush, custom air forces, candles, an espresso machine, sweaters, north face puffer jacket, nike crew necks, jewelry.

[deoidesign]

My comic is so pretty...

The hiatus is letting me take a little extra time on these episodes, and I'm definitely putting it to good use!!!

[the-bi-space-ace]

I’m gonna be honest with y’all. I try my best but I do not understand half of Star Wars. I’m Din Djarin in this fandom. I don’t understand the storyline, I have no idea what anyone is talking about, I don’t want to be in charge, I got a cool outfit and I have a car let’s ride.

[thelaurenshippen]

genuinely think it's good and healthy to follow at least one person in each of your fandoms who reblogs good gifsets but has just...absolutely dogshit takes on the show, or who ships that ship you despise. keeps things fresh. keeps things grounded. you gotta stay humble

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

The way the HP girlies on TikTok are fighting for their lives trying to prove that Harry can beat Percy, I'm immensely pleased 🤣

[supermaks]

Kit do you not rep Charles anymore 😭

Of course I do he’s prime I just need a break from his team and that fucking dog

[sysig]

Double feature (Patreon)

[vintageseawitch]

some leftists, even those who will vote for Kamala Harris while holding their nose, make claims like, "fascism doesn't just go away if you vote against it" & while there are those out there who do feel this way (or at least want to) there are MANY who know that something like Project 2025 doesn't just go away if they lose their chance to implement it nationwide.

a leftist responded to one of my comments on facebook when i mentioned something about "accelerationists." it was only part of my comment & not even my point. they were SO offended by me calling "all of them that" when i did no such thing. what i see is that leftists who claim they're above everyone because they don't fall for propaganda that easily are proving they are just as human as the rest of us & only read what they want to read.

i get it: the US has A LOT of issues. this is not a great country. there are so many things i want to see get changed for the better. there are plenty of folks who feel the same while not identifying themselves as far left.

one other issue i have: i mention Ernst Thälmann quite a bit in my political posts. he was a German politician & leader of the Communist Party of Germany. he regarded the Social Democratic Party as "social fascists" which made it harder for the two leftist parties to work together. when he ran for office again in 1933 he lost by a landslide & Hitler took office. Thälmann was arrested by the Gestapo & sent to Buchenwald. his party rival, Walter Ulbricht, ignored requests to plead for his release & Thälmann was eventually shot & killed on Hitler's personal command.

when i brought up Thälmann recently, someone commented, "yeah, don't be like the guy who wanted to beat fascism but vote them in instead." that is NOT what i meant & these folks who claim they're the smartest ever because they don't like the US (that's actually a low bar; plenty if people dislike it) like to pretend they don't see my point. my only point is this: we are stronger together regardless of your normal party affiliation. working apart? making purity politics your hill to die on? it won't help us & we probably won't like how that'll turn out.

leftists who don't see the forest for the trees: you're right, you can't just "vote fascism away." the issue is your wanting to be superior to the rest of us is you may be part of what helps them get that kind of power. you're not the MAIN problem; our justice system is garbage & there's decades of poor education & people have been falling for propaganda & people are voting for anyone who is as hateful & ignorant as they are. my point in saying to not be an Ernst Thälmann is: don't tear us apart because of even slightly different ideologies. we need to work together. start at the local level. please remember it's not just the president; Congress & the Supreme Court are also filled to the brim with corruption.

[fairyboygenius]

begging for an x reader fic where the character just starts ingratiating themselves into reader’s life but reader is an absolute nightmare who just happens to be hot. whining yelling leaving dirty dishes in the sink constantly eating character’s food. character gives reader a tattoo of their name reader just immediately gets it removed. the readers are way too into having their life taken over i need sass i need that character to fight for their goddamn life in that house because reader sucks so bad

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

can everyone make a vow right now that when Mattel eventually releases their cinematic universe to not fucking watch any of it

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Comedic Barnaby ask here again! I'm sorry, I meant your Modern Human au thingy, my bad lmao.

ohhh ok - was just informed that you probably mean comedian, which makes a lot more sense than what my mind was interpreting!

he does actually do little side gigs around comedy! he even got a degree in clowning, but his main job (at the "present day" part of the timeline) is bartending at the same queer club that Eddie does drag performances in! sometimes Barns will open a show etc with a lil' stand-up act, and when he can, he'll do other comedy-based stuff at local venues

[velvetno]

My attention isn’t free 🥱

[saltpepperbeard]

I can’t even imagine how painful it must have been for Stede to come home and see that life had easily continued on without him. He left the world of piracy because he felt that he didn’t belong, that he had ruined all the parts of it he had touched, and that he had hurt his loved ones.

So he goes home to what’s familiar, to where he thinks he might have some sort of belonging…only to find that everything happily went on without him. That his portrait was painted over. That his son had forgotten him.

Like, in that moment, he has nothing. No crew, no love, no family, no belonging. The last little bit of familiarity he had is now foreign to him. What he knows doesn’t even know him anymore.

[ruvviks]

night city's sweetest little guy

[partyanimal167]

Sugardaddy Crocodile

I want to do my best to make this man's pockets hurt. It probably isn't possible. But I'm going to try my best. Come join me sis.

CW: MDNI, suggestive, modern AU, sugar daddy

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who didn't understand his peers that kept going on and on about meeting young girls who were airheads especially when he had enough fools to take care of at work. He saw no appeal in it.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who for some reason couldn't keep his eyes off of you for long when stopping by at the new hire orientation. It was supposed to be a blip in his schedule, but he stayed longer than planned. He was hoping you would make your way to his table during lunch, but you kept to yourself and other interns by you.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who just so happened to overhear your manager complain about a dip in your performance and knew there was a reason even if less than perfection wasn't his standard.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who quickly learned that you had another job at night and called you into his office one morning. He didn't mind how flustered you looked and shy you spoke. He knew you were smart--pulled up your record. He knew an opportunity as in front of him.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who enjoyed how your cheeks blushed and eyes sparkled when he handed you a generous check and told you to quit you other job immediately. He also liked how you tried to refuse even though you held on tight to that check. He simply told you to keep working hard as a send off.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who knew no one would bat a eye when he told Payroll to increase your wages even if it was more than his seasoned full-time employees.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who noticed how new and shiny that necklace was when you came to him a month before your internship ended to tell him thanks and that you'd never forget his generosity.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who quickly asked what you meant by that and was almost planning on sending a hit out when you said you had been offered a job at Dressrosa after your graduation.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who almost surprised himself when he immediately gives you a position in his new office building with a ridiculous offer.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who could barely stop himself from blushing when you hugged on him tightly and pressed your soft body on him longer than necessary.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who didn't miss that new naughty gleam in your eyes as you sat yourself in his lap said that you'd be glad to stay with the company and do anything he needed.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who couldn't stop his grin as you repeated 'anything' as a pant and slowly pushed off his suit coat from his shoulders.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who may have been starting to see the appeal of blowing some money and company resources on you if only your hands felt that good.

Sugardaddy!Crocodile who already knew what your graduation gift would be once your master's program ends...

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(Me yelling at reader version of me in my head): How does it feel to be living my dreams!!!

I will indulge on spending imaginary men's money and being spoiled in my head. (To escape the reality of being a independent Black woman who pays her own bills sadly)

Thanks for reading! Inbox is open for requests or if you wanna chat. I wanna have some mutuals on this app.