#m: jason

[the-bat-bros]

The bat brothers watch Bluey together after partially rough nights defending Gotham

It started with Jason. He was babysitting Lian and absolutely fell in love with the show. It made him feel safe. He began watching it on rough nights because it never failed to make him smile, make him forget the devils of the world if only for a brief moment in time

Dick accidentally walks in on him watching it once and of course, Jason is caught off guard. He tries to shrug it off. Deny it. It just happened to be on. No I’m not watching Bluey, Dicky Boy, im a grown ass man.

A few nights later, some really messed up shit happens during patrol and Dick approaches Jason, in that soft voice of his, and asks if he wants to watch some Bluey to unwind

Slowly the rest of the family filters into the room, skeptical at first but next thing they knew they had popcorn and blankets and were falling asleep on the couch together

Now it’s a family tradition to watch Bluey on bad nights

[anna-no-emma]

Dick communicates with the ex-robin club through a series of whistles they developed while they were robin. this is useful while in the field when the need secret communications. bruce doesn't understand the whistle language (they change the tunes purposely to exclude him). it makes for awkward arguments where everyone's just angrily whistling at each other and bruce is standing there like...what is happening?

[microbes-in-hats]

Cutibacterium acnes/Propionibacterium acnes

Photo credit: Matthias Mörgelin/Lund University

[anonyunknownonearth]

Tim: Have you ever cheated on a test or exam?

Jason: No? You just study you know?

Stephanie: You know I have

Damian: Tt, of course you have, and it is not hard to understand why Timothy is asking.

Tim: *raised eyebrow*

Damian: No, I have not cheated on an exam. Why would I need to?

Tim: I’m just asking, brat

Tim & Damian: *devolve into bickering*

[In the background]

Duke: Y’know I once cheated on an eye test.

Stephanie: Don’t you have powers?

Duke: Yeah, but this was before I discovered them.

Jason: How do you cheat on an eye sight exam??

Jason:*whispering* Why do you cheat on an eye exam??? Why can’t we just be normal people????

Bruce in the corner originally trying to mind his own business, ends up trying to process what he’s hearing:

[spineless-lobster]

Reading euripides’ medea rn and jason deadass just told his wife that he wished mpreg was real

[greenmango-kai]

Duke introducing the bat fam

"This is my older brother, Tim, his spleen is being kept in a jar by my younger brother's grandfather and he has no sleep schedule."

"This is Jason, he's been missing for 5 years because he was in witness protection because he witnessed the Joker killing Robin, no he wasn't dead."

"This is Dick, yes everyone really does call him that, except for the youngest."

"This is Damian, he will try and kill you but if you bring him an animal you will be temporarily spared."

"This is Cass, she's knows what you're thinking."

"This is Barbara, Bruce has been trying to adopt her for years but the commissioner is still alive somehow."

"This is Bruce, if you give him puppy dog eyes, he'll probably give you money."

"This is Stephanie, we don't know where she came from but she's staying and we can't get rid of her."

"This is Alfred, yes he is the boss."

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Jason: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Tim: But are you shuffling? Jason: Everyday. Damian: What language are you two speaking??

[the-bat-bros]

I like to think that whenever anyone is sick at Wayne Manor, they are put on lockdown

Not for their own well being, but for the sake of poor spleenless Tim

And it has probably led to a scenario like this:

Jason: It’s just a cold there is no reason to lock me in my room Tim isn’t even here

Dick: Did you get your flu shot?

Jason: Well no not yet but the doc-

Dick: *absolutely messing with him* I can’t believe that you didn’t get your flu shot day one of flu season how inconsiderate of you. Your poor baby brother, I bet your plan was to get “the replacement” off of duty for a bit all along huh?

Jason: I-

Tim: *playing along over the phone, is actively across the country* Wow dude can’t believe you’d try to get me sick is this because I sent Roy that pic of you on patrol the other day because this is low even for you bro tsk tsk

[queenjunothegreat]

Tumblr is SO fucking lucky that I've found a workaround for this stupid link thing I stg. ANYWHO! Have a teeeeeeny tiny little one shot ficlet! It's about Leo sleeping and Jason being obsessed with him because I am obsessed with this concept. I refuse to change. <3

May I present a Valgrace ficlet with a WAY too pretentious title: Forever Just for This

He loved getting the chance to watch Leo sleep. He reveled in the contented security that emanated off Leo’s still form. Leo hadn't always slept soundly, of course. There was a time when Jason first met him when Leo hardly slept at all and when he did he was twitchy, jolting awake at the slightest sound, and curled up in a tiny ball to stay as small and protected as possible. Now, Leo sprawled out across the whole bed, one hand always reaching out to Jason’s side of the bed to grasp at the hem of his sleep shirt. He used one singular pillow (other than Jason) when he bothered with them at all and he wriggled happily under the sheets the instant the bedding was changed. He slept through construction and phone calls and noisy neighbors, and he snored. He snored so unabashedly loud while he drooled into a pillow, and Jason adored it. He loved these moments. “Mmh, are you gonna kiss me, or are you just gonna keep staring at me like a fucking weirdo?” Leo asked, his voice thick and slurred with the remnants of his sleep. *** Jason waits for the love of his life to wake up

Saying that Jason liked going to class was a bold-faced lie. Class meant long hours staring at a computer screen and half listening to lectures  while his brain buzzed in desperate search of something more… well, more. Sure his studies were rewarding, and he liked his major well enough, but the fact of the matter was that most of his classes were almost painfully dull, especially when he knew who was waiting for him at home. 

But there were some days that were different. Days where he had early morning classes and he'd creep out of bed and shave and brush his teeth in silence, only to come back and sit on the edge of the bed so that he could stare down at the beautiful man still soundly asleep in the sheets. Mornings like this made everything worth it, in Jason’s eyes. They made Jason believe that he’d face every hardship, every trial and tribulation again, just to have another moment like this. 

He loved getting the chance to watch Leo sleep. He reveled in the contented security that emanated off Leo’s still form. Leo hadn't always slept soundly, of course. There was a time when Jason first met him when Leo hardly slept at all and when he did he was twitchy, jolting awake at the slightest sound, and curled up in a tiny ball to stay as small and protected as possible. Now, Leo sprawled out across the whole bed, one hand always reaching out to Jason’s side of the bed to grasp at the hem of his sleep shirt. He used one singular pillow (other than Jason) when he bothered with them at all and he wriggled happily under the sheets the instant the bedding was changed. He slept through construction and phone calls and noisy neighbors, and he snored. He snored so unabashedly loud while he drooled into a pillow, and Jason adored it. He loved these moments.

But he lived for the ones that came right after. The moments where Leo's nose would scrunch a couple times before the corners of his mouth curled up and his eyes cracked open just enough for Jason to see a sliver of those brilliant brown eyes. 

“Mmh, are you gonna kiss me, or are you just gonna keep staring at me like a fucking weirdo?” Leo asked, his voice thick and slurred with the remnants of his sleep.

Jason perked up and he gave Leo his best eager puppy dog eyes. “Do I get a choice? Because I love staring at you. I'd stare at you forever, if you let me.”

Leo laughed, the sound breathless and almost besotted and joyful in a way that made Jason’s chest feel like it was going to burst with pride. “You’re such a dork.”

“Am I a dork who's allowed to kiss you?”

“You’re a dork who's not getting dinner if he doesn't kiss me right now,” Leo threatened, screwing his face up in a mockery of a scowl.

“Oh, well, I can’t have that,” Jason said in his Very Serious Voice. He leaned over so his elbows were on either side of Leo’s head and Leo was grinning up at him like he'd just been awarded a million dollar check for solving the world's greatest puzzle. “I guess I'll just have to kiss you, then.”

Jason intended to keep the kiss chaste, seeing as morning breath was still definitely a thing, but that didn't last long. He knew in his heart that it was a hopeless cause the instant Leo cupped his cheeks and sighed happily against his lips. He didn’t really care how gross morning breath was anyway. He'd happily kiss Leo after he ate a whole jar of pickles, and the taste of pickles made Jason barf. He'd put up with just about anything, if it meant he got to keep on kissing Leo. 

Finally, they broke the kiss, foreheads pressed together to share their breaths. 

“I love you,” Jason informed him, matter of factly, just because he could. “More than anything.”

Leo’s cheeks flushed the prettiest shade of shade of dark vermillion and he smiled so wide Jason almost couldn't see the sparkle in his eyes. “I think you're alright. Most days, at least.”

Jason kissed him to shut him up, even if Leo was giggling too hard for it to work all that well. Jason didn't mind. 

[valluvslana]

:3

[spencer-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes

(Mission Report)

Bruce: So, let me get this straight. Lex Luthor was in Gotham.

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: And you found him.

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: And confronted him.

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: And you found out that he was doing experiments with Kryptonite serum on puppies?

Damian: Yes.

Bruce: So you got mad. And then?

Damian: And then I shot him in the ass five times as he ran from my sword like a coward.

Bruce: Where did you get a gun?

Jason: To be fair, that was a completely valid response to a report of tortured puppies.

Bruce: Oh.

[thebat-musicman]

baby jason: im going to steal this guy’s tires cause i need food. i wish i didnt have to, but i need to eat

teen jason: i will move at a speed of 0.2 inches (0.508 centimeters) a second in order to blow up bruce’s car. this will take me 3 hours. i am only doing this out of hatred

[wickedsmille]

Jason: You've heard of elf on a shelf, now I give you-

Jason with a dramatic arm flourish to Tim in the batchair: Tim Drake still awake!

[anonyunknownonearth]

Jason is the type of nerd to know all the actual meanings and layered intentions behind book quotes, references, famous quotes, lit quotes, philosophical quotes, but still make jokes & quips about their literal meanings in daily life. But can anyone else do it? Oh HELL no! For How could someone be so shallow, uneducated, dumb, and illiterate regarding old classics?

Behold an Example below:-

All bets are off if anyone else even tries, and Jason calls in backup if needed. The backup is slightly more terrifying than Jason himself on a normal day, but in this situation? She’s just a confirmation of the offenders demolition. No kidding, it’s Barbara effing Gordon

[cinapjay-artblog]

well guys i did it

first time animating come on hype me up :3