#lucifer quotes

[krug3r2312]

*at a tavern, all super drunk*

Arthur *stumbling*: w’at you say ‘bout me?

Random drunk guy: I said ‘your a right prat ain’t ya?’

Merlin: HEY! *staggers over to the man and glares up at him, swaying on his feet* no one calls my prat a prat

[justatasteofyourpoison]

Whenever I’m trying to pep myself up to do something nowadays all I hear is Lucifer saying:

“You can do this, now I know it!”

Cheers Luci! 🍎👍🏻

[ooc-miqojak]

"Break your rules and you fall! Follow them and you still lose? Doesn't matter whether you're a sinner! Doesn't matter whether you're a saint! Nobody can win, so what's the point?"

- Lucifer, S1:E9

[academia-lucifer]

Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.

— William Faulkner.

[jessadamsdraws]

@chaoticace2005

It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅

[mybirdis-theradiodemon]

Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)

[radvelvetcakez]

Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[goosewithaspoon]

Okay prob the last one with the incorrect quote generator

I love lucifer smm

[az-roser]

-I don’t know the correct answer to that question…”

Saw this post and immediately knew I had to draw it for the 📻🍎 simps including me.

[villianbell]

Mc *texting lucifer* : sends a voice message

Lucifer *texting back* : I’m a little busy. Is it urgent?

Mc : No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Lucifer : *presses play*

Mc (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Mammon : *screaming in the back ground*

[comfortcharacterprompts]

Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

[hazbin-charlastor-hyperfixation]

[academia-lucifer]

@academia-lucifer

[authormars]

MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

[chaoticace2005]