#lowkey a ship lowkey a rivalry idk

[mister-celery]

@bobsrarepairweek is this controversial

day 1: espresso

[d3pressed-caffiene-addict]

Hazbin Hotel Ep 5&6 Oh My God (Major Spoilers)

I am having so many thoughts, this is just a brain dump

-LUCIFER. He’s so pathetic I love him

-Jeremy Jordan you fucking legend. I’m a big fan of a lot of his work and was excited to see him in this but I was slightly unsure if he was the right casting since I expected Lucifer to be more of a high and mighty/snobby figure, but with the way they characterised him HE IS PERFECT.

-“TAKE THAT DEPRESSION”

-The Lucifer vs Alastor rivalry is beautiful

-“Ha ha, fuck you.”

-Father figure Alastor

-HIS EARS GO BACK LIKE A CAT WHEN HES ANGRY I CANT

-MIMZY’S ARRIVAL. I know most of us know the lore about her and Alastor being developed as a couple before it was scrapped but I really like how they are in the show

-Even if it’s just crumbs I’m so excited to be getting snippets of Alastor’s lore. It’s wild to keep going back and forth between “aw he actually cares for and protects his friends” and “oh my god he’s a fucking psycho”

-Speaking of that the scene with Husk holy shit. Poor man looked terrified

-The confirmation that Alastor’s also stuck working for someone, it has to be Lilith surely. I know some people will call it predictable because a lot of theories are coming true but personally I think it’s from good worldbuilding/foreshadowing

-ALASTOR IN FULL DEMON FORM JUST ANNIHILATING EVERYONE and then he just goes “Ah that was fun, now back to it”

-I kinda like the parallel between Al and Mimzy & Angel and Cherri where they invite their friends to join them if they want to, even if neither of them take it up initially maybe we’ll see them join the hotel in the future?

-BABY CHARLIE

-I really expected Lucifer to be a dickhead and a shitty dad, but he seems to be an overall better guy than most people in hell

-CHERRI BOMB ARRIVAL! And she’s Aussie now fuck yeah represent

-I still love her and Angel’s friendship even if she is a terrible influence. Everyone’s got that friend who’s solution to a bad day is just self-destruction but they mean well at least

-DARREN CHRIS TOO, THE MUSICAL THEATRE/BROADWAY ACTOR CASTING IS STACKED

-Emily is so sweet I love her

-The Molly cameo is so sweet, I was waiting for her to appear somewhere but lowkey forgot she was in heaven. Honestly though how did she get there when the rest of her and Angel’s family got condemned for what they did together? Maybe she left the mob or something idk I just hope we get to meet her properly at some point

-Heaven’s real fucked up? Yeah not shocked

-VAGGIE?? FALLEN ANGEL REVEAL?? AND SHE WAS AN EXTERMINATOR???? I know most of us called it but holy shit I didn’t expect it to be confirmed this soon

-Adam is such a dick but he’s so much fun

-I love that Charlie was gonna start her court presentation with definitions like a high school essay

-“Consent is a good name for a sex club” the gentleman Husk truthers gonna have fun with this one

-Pentious hitting on Cherri is hilarious and totally not the same level of subtlety I flirt with when I’m drunk

-Hearing more and more about how Val treats Angel is so sad especially with how casually he talks about it since it’s just another day for him

-Him parenting drunk Nifty is beautiful

-“You wanna play with the kitty?”

-Valentino is my #1 enemy

-Seeing Angel stand up to him to protect his friends is making me feel feelings. Like he knows that he’s gonna be treated even worse for it but I think he’s reaching his tipping point and shits gonna go down soon

-Also I know there’s a popular theory that he’s gonna die soon and a lot of the theories are coming true so I am scared. I kind of don’t think this one’ll happen though since he’s the fan favourite and its just too soon to take that much of a risk. Plus Vivsie’s admitted he’s the best written character and it’d be such a waste of all that development

-More sweet moments between him and Husk, they’ve gotten me so invested in this ship so fast

-The fact that most of heaven didn’t know about the extermination?? Wild

-Idk how I feel about the timeskip between Ep 4&5, they’re only a month away from the extermination now. Yes it’s making the stakes feel higher but I do wish we’d been able to see more of that time for the relationship development, all the characters seem much closer than before and we’ve only seen bits of how they got there

-I really wish they’d greenlit more than 8 episodes to pace things a little better but I’m glad we have season 2 confirmed

-That last minute ‘reveal Vaggie’s past to Charlie, boot them out of heaven and then cut to credits before she can react’ is gonna torture me until next week

-I don’t disagree with past criticism that Vivzie’s female characters can feel a bit underwritten but I think it’s getting better

-“We’re coming to the hotel first” plus all the theories that someone’s gonna die are fucking stressing me out man

Anyway hope you enjoy the brain dump, this show has once again consumed my thoughts

[rodlaveraryna]

graf cup brainworms

we! deserve! a wta! laver! cup!

i mean, just look at the wta rankings. a wta laver cup would be a lot more competitive and balanced and fun than the atp version and it would also be grounds for a bunch of great player interactions that we deserve, so i'll be going over teams :)

graf cup is named after legend steffi graf, one of three singles players in the open era to win a calendar year grand slam. the other two are rod laver, who the laver cup is named for, and margaret court, a bigot. it will be held in berlin at uber arena, same location as the atp version. yk, if this was real.

also, i have no clue how teams are made for the actual laver cup. i just made these teams because i can. i'm the tournament director of this nonexistent tournament. what are you gonna do?

team europe

edit 4/23: i had no idea navratilova was such a piece of shit lord… alternative captain suggestions are much appreciated

team roster: ― iga swiatek ― aryna sabalenka ― daria kasatkina ― jasmine paolini ― mirra andreeva ― paula badosa

notes team europe:

― i NEED daria and natalia to give us some bomb ass graf cup vlogs. i just know they would give us the best interviews and behind the scenes look at how it all goes.

― aryna and jasmine are both great in singles and doubles so that's def something they can use to their advantage

― honestly seeing players i like interact with each other was like. a major part in selecting these teams. idk i just feel like everyone here is so lovely and amazing and that's only going to be heightened because of the not super competitive atmosphere

― i have a massive soft spot for mirra. i think everyone who knows her does. i would love to see the whole team just absolutely adoring her

― iga and aryna becoming friends??? maybe??? i like my rivalries sweet off court and fiery on court so it'll be nice seeing them interact

― can't forget the best friendship in tennis aka sabadosa!!! lowkey i don't ship them because they just remind me of me with my best friends but i think a really close platonic relationship like that is SO important and valuable and i'm really glad they have each other like that.

team world

team roster: ― coco gauff ― elena rybakina ― ons jabeur ― zheng qinwen ― emma navarro ― leylah fernandez

team world notes:

― emma and coco feel like they would be a great pair. they're both close with ben it seems so i feel like they would be friends. also they're professional american tennis players. to use some terminology from @fritzes, american idiot solidarity

― the difference in vibe between coco and elena will be absolutely hilarious. i think they'd get along don't get me wrong it's just funny they seem so opposite to me. would love to see them play some doubles together that would be so fun...

― honestly i feel like all doubles permutations in this team would be so funny. if any of these people actually played doubles together (besides coco/emma/leylah with each other) i would be like "what the fuck is she playing doubles with her????" and i think that's beautiful.

― not to make too many comparisons with the laver cup but team world here isn't just america ft. canada. that shouldn't be a super tall order because this is team WORLD but we've all seen the trends for teams in the mens version.

― everyone loves ons yall. including team europe. we all just love ons so much.

― i'm ngl i don't have too many ultra specific notes for this team i just think it'll be good vibes and good tennis. it'll also be very appealing for me personally because i love all of these players and i know most of tennisblr loves them too :)

[moonshynecybin]

pretty random but i've seen so many people hyping up the bezz v marc next season but im kinda dreading it tbh only cuz i think bezz lowkey takes things to heart i really dont buy that hes so chill and unbothered (the fact that he seems to be carrying this grudge for vale in the first place says it all imo) and marc is idgaf personified... and if he's back to even 80% of his capabilities next season.... i hope nothing escalates because i feel like a battle with marc would do some psychological damage idk idk i just feel like they're at too different stages plus in general i think its not a good idea for bezz (or more specifically bezz's type of aggression/confrontation style) to start something with a guy who's been through sepang 2015 and the ensuing vitriol of that mess cuz.... he does not care! he's mariah carey going i dont know her! but if he starts fighting back its gonna be on the track and hes not afraid to do crimes there so...

(for shipping narratives though this tension is delicious like imagine a rosquez reunion? what happens then??) anyway thanks for lending me your space to get this out would love to know your own thoughts about the bezz v marc thing whether just in general or through aus and different Situations etc etc

marc and bezz next season GOD WILLING:

i agree i DO think bezz takes things to heart but i also think sports thrives on RIVALRIES and NARRATIVE and CONFLICT, and the concept of bezz deciding to avenge valentino by starting drama with a guy who honest to god does not rate him AT ALL is so funny. bezz watch out he’s behind youuuuuuu

[helluvapurf]

Out of curiosity, what are your Top 10 Fave HB ships overall?❤️‍🔥

My "overall" top 10 faves? ...Hmmmmm-

Honestly a lil tricky 'cause alot of my main HB ships rn aren't exactly "canon" (save for like, one or two lol), and I do like to multi-ship alot as well depending on my mood. Sooo if I had to name just the top ships currently in my head rn (even if its not a full 10 list), here ya go!

Fizz x Ozzie Beautifully lustful bfs not afraid to be doofuses together whilst always lifting the other up when they're down... honestly, what more can one ask for in a Hell-ranked power couple?~ 💞🔥 If they ever made a spin-off for Fizzarolli, I’d SO be down for that if it means more Fizzmodeus duets~ 😍

Blitz x Fizz -Biiiit of a controversial one I know, since ofc Fizzarolli is in a relationship rn/Blitz having his own issues wouldn't spell too much success for a romance atm... but like, ughhh I can't help it they're SO good, man T-T 💕 Like, two torn-apart childhood friends who grow up into a petty rivalry, sassing eachother out whilst learning to work together in danger, hashing out their feelings enough to forgive (whilst taking it slow friendship-wise) BUT also having Blitz stand his ground to protect Fizz at the Mammon event?

...Honestly, if it weren't for Fizzmodeus (+Stol*itz) existing, these two would THE perfect endgame, fr~ 👏👏

Loona x Bee "Peppy x Moody" aesthetics are always a huge soft spot for me in ships, so I couldn't help getting drawn to these gals maybe being more than just "pals" lol ;p

Esp with the potential of Bee not being afraid to call out Loona on her crap (unlike most others who deal with her lol), Loona lowkey finding Bee attractive & super cool (despite still being a lil jealous over her Tex crush), and knowing how intuitive Bee is as a whole... I feel like she'd be the best influence to soften up Loona to get her to express herself & have fun~💖

Bee x Tex Prob my fave (canon) hetero pair atm, I think these two are pretty lovely on their own accord too~ :3 Surprisingly subtle with their affections compared to other couples... but you can still tell how much they fit well given their laidback natures, abilities to "read" people (like Blitz when he got too drunk), and just overall care for eachother in that bit after Bee shrank down to size. Really curious of how they got together ngl (esp given how Hellhounds are pretty low in the hierarchy system as-is), I think it'd be pretty fun to read about~ 🥰

Blitz x Striker Ahhh yes, def a classic in terms of the alternate Blitz ships out there (though I guess not as popular these days, given Striker's current writing .w.; ). From how much they oozed chemistry from their first meeting, Blitz's respect for Striker's skill almost giving them good coworker potential, their similar insecurities/frustrations with Hell's hierarchy system (even with Striker going a more "corrupt" route with it in later appearances... the fact that even he declares that Blitz deserved "better" than how Stolas' treats of him speaks volumes ngl-). Like, there's SO much potential imho; whether its a slowburn-redemption pair, an "flirting-on-opposing sides" pair, a "come to the dark side- we have cookies~" pair... the possibilities are endless~ 👀❤️

Blitz x Mrs. Mayberry

-Ok, now this one's proooobably the least popular overall of the Blitz ships out there... but idk, just thought it'd be a cute idea the more I thought about it lol .3.

Blitz may be a goofy lil jerk, but he's clearly a devoted family man at heart whenever you see him with his loved ones (Loona, Fizz, occasionally M&M, etc.). And with Mayberry having that strong desire for a family (despite how she was cheated/unfairly-bashed on after her death), I feel like she'd lowkey be a sweet influence to balance Blitz's chaotic nature (whilst he'd be able to make her laugh/bring "excitement" to her current life in Hell). Idk, just something light & cute like that, yknow? :3 💜

[blood-injections]

talk 2 me about H Shoe Crab... (if u like) (I'm in a... Crabby... mood... heh)

I will GLADLY talk to you about Crab!! also fucking amazing pun i love puns. Okay so as you maybe know ive been putting the suitehearts through the genderweird beam between Sandman being. I mean just look at that guy hes so genderfluid and going oh what if i saiddd she/he Donnie but while Donnies thing is just like she doesn't care shes not transfem shes just, well, Donnie. Unfortunatly Benzedrine's the token cis guy until I maybe change my mind. Anyway I've been thinking about hitting H Shoe(is it Horseshoe or H Shoe is there a difference or is H Shoe just like shortened? I mean the canon is the last thing about any of this but what actually is it because I've seen it every way is there a right way?) Crab with the transfeminator because. Why not. Plus look at her. Also Crab and Jet Star would so be transfem partners in crime.

Okay I'm just gonna dump all the Crab things I've come up with while fleshing out my suitehearts stuff. So I think he'd be the only suiteheart that doesn't mind the fab four and that the fab four don't mind bc the crews totally have a weird rivalry all the suitehearts hate the four except for sandman but thats sandman. And also Crab bc hes just like cool like that. And the fab four all hate the suitehearts except for Crab bc again. He's cool like that. Like they respect him more where they dont the others and Benze especially. Again sandmans kinda an outlier tho the fab four dont hate him they just all think hes fucking annoying. Except for ghoul and kobra but thats ghoul and kobra. But like benz and party? At eachothers throats all day every day and not in a cool sexy way. But they all like crab and i think crab and jet would be best friends i think party would be like jealous of that but theyd like crab anyway cause hes just a cool zonerunner with a sweet face and you cant stay pissy at that. Kobra probably wouldnt care for him that much but he wouldnt mind him either and then ghoul would be like lowkey obsessed with him in like an annoying little brother that NEEDS to prank him kind of way but crab lives with sandman and is literally. Untouchable by mischief. Ghoul tries to prank him and Crab somehow Knows and always turns the situation around and Ghoul's just the one that ends up getting pranked instead or hes caught in his own boobytrap. Its bc ghoul and sandman are the same flavor of little shit.

Anyway. Horseshoe Crab fuckinggg. That guard dog post i think you know the one. Hes the loyalest fucker ever to Benze especially, I'm still deciding what like suitehearts ship to put for background shit in my funsandkid frankenghoul thing oh man whatd i title it. Um. Haunted and Holy. Yeah. Like. Benzecrab... but also with the way benze is characterized in that and what i have planned for like crab and ghouls interactions idk if itd work in it. Still tempted to try it though. But like Benzecrab or should have there be something between Crab and Donnie hhhfhh i cant decide. But yeah Crabs so fucking loyal to his friends especially Benze, in Haunted and holy not so much because benze going crazy and making a person and not treating him like a person is like. Not trustworthy behavior. But until that happens and in anything else. Super loyal especially for benze. And totally a big brother to Sandman like after meeting him was like okay this guys my dude now and claimed him as like a little brother so hes also fiercely loyal for them but more like protective rather than like. For benze hes loyal in that guard dog way where he has such extreme loyalty its become devotion and he'll obey his every command way, while for sandman hes loyal in protective older sibling way and like not guard dog but rather stray dog that sandman fed one too many times and so now hes claimed him and will protect him with his life but won't stop doing so if it commands him to. Protection out of chosen love not earned loyalty. If all that makes sense. And I kinda really want to write what would happen if there was a divide in the suitehearts and Crab had to choose between those things like if he had to choose to take the side of the guy hes devoted to and maybe loves if its benzecrab or the side of his little fucking brother even if theyre not related by blood it would be so sadistic of me to him and myself writing to make him choose between the guy he saved and pulled off the streets and who was his first crewmate versus the guy that saved him and kept him alive and actually made their crew. His leader thats earned his loyalty and respect versus the guy who was family to him before he ever met Benzedrine. But both equally loved by him in their ways. Imagine if he had to choose between them hehhehehege supervillian cackle.

I feel bad for not mentioning Donnie as much in this but i think crab and donnie wouldn't have as strong of a connection like they're best friends and crew theyd kill for eachother like anyone yes but i think theres not as strong as an emotional connection there as there is with sandman or Benzedrine because i feel like theyd both kind of be like. the underdogs of the suitehearts? Like they both have their own thing going on sometimes with crab being a zonerunner and donnie being a busy mechanic and not having met donnie until later like benze they wouldnt have bonded as much and i also hc Donnie as like distant? Like eventually thatd change but i think it takes Donnie like years to fully come around to them all. By then crab and her could be super close but i just dont think donnie would hold as big a candle compared to benze or sandman in crabs mind in the theoretical suitehearts split thing. Anyway can you tell I'm normal about them.

[marley-bean]

I think Wemma would've been fine if Will was just a dumb but well meaning himbo like I think they wanted him to be in s1 but idk he took a turn after a while and just became a lost cause of a character. I hated the way he acted about her mental illness and her totally real not at all fanon asexuality

I think Emma deserved better over all

Also don't tell anyone but I think they were lowkey hot sometimes like during Like A Virgin and Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me.... Damn

When you said “dumb but well meaning himbo” I immediately thought of Fred Jones 😂. But yes, I think they wanted him to be kinda dumb but over all super sweet. Kind of like Sam before they changed him too….

I 100% agree with you about Will’s treatment of Emma’s mental illness. One scene that feels particularly… icky… is when she’s so happy she didn’t have to wash the grapes or sort them. (This is why I think Carl was amazing for her, and they should’ve lasted longer. Not necessarily have been endgame, but more than one season or however short it was). But instead of being proud of Emma and happy for her, he very condescendingly says “wow.” And you can see the surprise and hurt on Emma’s face.

Emma’s asexuality was handled very poorly in general. I wish we got better representation ☹️

Emma did deserve better. She deserved someone like Carl, but without all the jealousy and stupid adolescent rivalry. I’d have to ship her with an OC or a character outside the glee verse.

I won’t tell anyone, anon, but once again, I totally agree.

[unkipt]

I had a list, so while I'm on break, have some more!!!!

Mcytblr ask game questions: 13, 16, 17, 18.

I get very bored, as you can probably tell.

part 2!

13- Any segment of your work that made you cry while writing it? (because it moved you deeply)

oh this one is hard, i have a really bad memory. i'd probably say top three are ch 6 of wf, which is the one where we see rae erase his memories and jamie, centross, and a very confused caspian have to help him get them back, the end of ch 25 of wf, where they're in a rush trying to leave and caspian breaks through to rae, or the end of ch 8 of rr, when end duo has their angsty lil fight about family. really just heavy emotional moments i think, i'm fairly empathetic so i really get into it when i'm writing that kinda stuff

16- What do you think is the signature aspect of your work? What do you think readers see and go "Ah of course! [Writer] made this!"

i have no idea honestly. i've had people say they like my writing style (which is lowkey insane to me) but i don't know if i could list anything specific that makes it my style. idk maybe you can answer this one for me lol

17- Favorite dynamic to write? (ship, familial bond, friendship, qpr, rivalry, etc)

End duo!! ok specifically, friendships/familial bonds, i love being able to write about types of love other than romantic, because i'm aroace so i don't really experience romantic love. i like being able to explore the many layers and nuances to a deep friendship because i'm lucky to have those types of relationships in my life and i think they're neat

18- How similar are the things you enjoy writing to the things you enjoy reading?

my favourite genre growing up was sci-fi fantasy. you tell me. really i love getting to mess around with fantasy worlds, magic or no, getting to build a world up from the ground up is so neat, and i mentioned in the last ask that i enjoy warping pieces of history into my worlds, because i always loved being able to pick of bits of fact in fantasy stories growing up. so to put it short, yeah i write stuff thats pretty similar to what i enjoy reading. i am primarily writing it for my own enjoyment after all.

[bananaman-mp3]

1. sakura trying her best to take care of sasuke and naruto while their unconscious <3 they are so freind……

2. rock lee saving that lil squirrel (i love u lee fr)

3. ino getting 0 bitches is so funny to me. even if her and sakuras rivalry is over sasuke at least lee has a crush on sakura. this poor girl is out of luck.

neji obviously noticed team “stealing the scroll from yall is so pathetic im not even gonna bother trying” neji is so cold man. ice cold.

props to inos voice actress for that fucking laugh oh my god

look at this. who wouldnt love him?

i think what i adore about lee is how resoectful he is to sakura despite being a bit persistant on his crush and sense of responsibility over sakuras wellbeing. hes not actually pushy, he just wants her to be okay. and this is the episode where sakura finally realizes that and starts seeing him in a different light. appreciating him. its so sweet.

also the otogakure team clearly wasnt in the know of orochimaru literally coming to the exam himself, but they were probably just told to attack sasuke to see his skill and report their findings to orochimaru. then there was a change in plan or soemthing. orochimaru also technically lied to anko. there was a fourth kid taking the exam from his village.

im also lowkey worried about the amount of physical strain guy put lee through to get him to be as string as he is. yeah, its super cool but… breaking some limits made specifically to keep yourself alive…… arent really my cup of tea. i have a conflicting cycle of “i want him to be happy and fulfill his dream” and “oh god oh fuck please dont die or be permanently disabled” when it comes to lee.

i honestly love that lee inspired sakura to try to protect others even more. im still pissed they dont give sakura a real good reason to want to be a ninja other than to follow sasuke around. hell, even being a ninja just because thats what everyone else does and finding her motivation later on would make for an incredible story. but its not there. her ambitions are not explored past “wants to be sasukes girlfriend”. so this episode was really good for that matter. i think sakura finding inspiration to become a stronger fighter in lee, someone who admires her, is super nice. i think i ship sakura and lee also lmao. idk! its just! so far it feels more developed than sasusaku. those two have a few moments together but thats that. this feels a little deeper. its nice.

this is the quality content i want to see more about sakura

they did not need to put over five minutes of sakura being helplessly punched in the face though. cmon

[duckwithablog]

I didnt mean for this to be late but the urge to reply was STRONG WOO

this sounds so cool?? DBK and Iron Fan not trusting Red Son AT ALL, even to the point where they dont trust him to get married is SO FUCKING FUNNY- Red Son you have zero rizz

HOLY SHIT X OC CONTENT!! W MICHEAL AFTON!! Riley's character and story is so 👀 to me... Let me dissect this rq actually... Riley loses so many connections in her old life because of her actions would honestly suit her so well w Micheal... Not only that but her having a friend after so many changes is so sweet... Their meet cute being them knocking into each other on their bikes and forming a rivalry bcs of their similarities is SO FUNNY BCS ITS LITERALLY PEAK TEENAGE BULLSHITTERY ITS SO CUTE,, Idk much about Riley but I feel like her character compliments Mike's so well,, AND THEM MEETING BEFORE CC/EVAN DIES? DUDE.... THE HEARTBREAKING ANGST POTENTIAL...

Ohh I've watched Into the Florpus a few times!! Good for the Nav for having basic survival instincts, I always thought that he should've straight up left for an escape pod during the movie LMAOO- kudos to him for having common sense!! The Tallest trying to punish him, only to have it backfire because the Nav literally KNOWS how to NAVIGATE the ship and successfully escape genuinely sounds like something that could some out the show. Like, yeah that would happen wouldnt it /pos!! The set up for him meeting Lard Nar is so interesting,, Again, idk much about Invader Zim, but the character looks so cool!! The concept of an Irken who was sentenced to death simply because he wanted to live paired with the guy who LEADS a resistance AGAINST the Irkens, and could therefore understand/sympathize with Nav is so interesting!! This sounds like a fic that I would read despite having no knowledge on the fandom, and still 100% enjoy it!!

MIRACULAS LADYBUG JUMPSCARE?? I used to watch the early seasons of it when I was younger but didnt continue for... I actually dont remember... But I have seen some commentary videos on it and HOLY SHIT,,,, Chloe's character was done SO DIRTY I feel so sorry for her,,, Chloe u deserved better

Yahoo done!! Can I just say you lowkey come up with SUCH GOOD CONCEPTS like!! These?? These are SO DAMN GOOD, the set up and characters and possibilities are so interesting, and I could genuinely see these as full blown fics I would read, its awesome!! Ur super creative, I love seeing these ideas :DD

📖 its me again 😈 do u mayhaps have any more ideas,,,

Sure do!~ here's a few more!

1: (Untitled) A Red Son x Reader LMK arranged marriage/rivals to lovers where Princess Iron fan and DBK are unconfident in their son's ability to do anything right- including finding a spouse worthy of carrying on their great family line. so, they pick one for him. you are the finest soldier in the demon bull corps; smart, strong, capable- you have never failed an assignment, and that's not about to change anytime soon. they assign you to their son's side so that you can grow closer under the guise of you being his aid in attempting to retrieve the monkey king's staff- killing two birds with one stone. Unfortunately, you aren't exactly Red Son's biggest fan, finding his haughty attitude beyond irritating. this wasn't fair to either of you, like hell you would let it go forward. Since Iron fan and DBK hadn't told their son what they were up to or straight-up forced him to tie the knot with you, you guessed that they wanted him to choose you of his own free will- something you are certain would never happen. Your plan was to put everything you had into getting that staff back and absolutly nothing into getting red son to like you. Of course youll have to fake some sort of repour when prying eyes are watching otherwise the jig is up and your bosses will find out your disobeying orders. But it should be fine, your confident that you can manage. You can beat up one measely deleviery boy. You can tollerate Red son for as long as you need to. You can get him to cooperate with the neritive without clueing him in. You wont lose.

2:(Untitled) A Micheal Afton x OC FNAF. Riley moves in with her grandparents after getting kicked out of her old school for getting into a bad fight with the principals daughter. she hates it. she liked her old school and her old friends just fine, most of all she liked her old house. but she doesn't have must of a choice in the matter, her mom cant drop everything to drive her two hours every morning with her hospital jobs hours, so moving in with her grand parents who live within walking distance of her new school is the next best thing. her first night in town, she goes boarding and accidentally knocks some guy off a bike. they don't make a great first impression on each other, but they'll have to learn to get along as long as they're classmates. the more time they spend together, the more they begrudgingly realize they have in common. this leads to a lot of rivalry, fighting and an unrealized awkward tension between them. also, they meet right before Even/CC dies so... yeah :) angst. :)

3:(The Right Path) a Laard Nar x Navigator Invader Zim fic where Nav saves the massive from sailing into the Florpus at the last second by going against the Tallest's command. everyone lived! however, the tallest we not too pleased with his disobedience. so, they had him thrown in a holding cell and scheduled for a Pak wipe. of course, having literally been born to pilot the massive, he knew the ship like the back of his hand. he escaped to a random planet on a stolen voot cruiser. on that planet he wanders, until he comes upon Resisty HQ by complete coincidence.

BONUS! 4: (All Hail Queen Bee!) a Miraculous Ladybug Re-write/Fix-it where Chloe gets to keep the bee miraculous and her character development because I'm bitter & petty. i... i could give a run down about it but there's just so much and yet not nearly enough to talk about. if i tried, id just end up ranting, it honestly needs its own post but i just wanted to let ya know it exists in my brain.

[jewlwpet]

I LOVE THIS AESTHETIC

[thebigqueer]

mmm. there should have been more rivalries on the ship. like yeah jason & percy was cool but like there was also a lot more potential for even more obvious ones. jason vs annabeth. both leaders, both fighting on the sidelines for leadership. yeah jason & percy were more the "i want leadership" kind but so was annabeth. they're so similar. they are literally the same person and there's no way neither of them didn't feel threatened by each other's presence because they reminded each other so much of themselves. piper vs percy. both feeling like they needed to belong in some specific roles (percy w/ wanting to be leader, piper with needing to prove that she was just as strong as everyone else). nico vs hazel even (though it lowkey breaks my heart). kinda inspired by this post (by @/gayleafpool) but them longing for each other's lives cuz nico's looking for the past but hazel's looking for an escape from the past. nico vs frank. like no doubt nico must have been at least a little bit protective of hazel lmao and with reason (but when hazel finds out about will so is she they just care like that). piper vs leo!!! leo thinking piper's the kinda girl who gets all the attention and who everyone loves (also potential valgrace angst hehe) and piper being jealous that leo seems so collected with his humor and ease with difficult situations. or maybe something about both of them and their individual relationships with jason - leo jealous cuz his best friend is after a girl and piper is jealous cuz she's not actually that comfy in this relationship and like she doesn't understand why but she wishes she and jason could joke in the way he & leo do. idk frank vs coach hedge who knows???? more friendships would have been nice in hoo but also . the rivalries. they would have been Good

[eurydicees]

I saw your ship posts abt kagehina...Physical display of affection or words of affirmation aren't the only thing to see as romance

It's just something i see from a lot of bokuaka fans how it's the only ship they can see as happening. while kagehina is just not it because for some odd reason they don't seem that way? Kageyama is not so good with words but shows his actions which speak louder and honest. He wants Hinata to get better, waits for him and there is a silent understanding between the two only those two will get like i win this time too. They do well with distance, it don't seperate them, they have ample trust..

While rivalry is integral part of their relationship it's what Kageyama loves the most as his life is around vb. Guy is Olympian at 19 but waits for Hinata as his someone better.

It's very odd that bits and pieces of what kagehina have is reflected in many ships yet there is this thing where people will not see that in kghn because their personalities aren't sweet enough? I'm sorry for the rant and i don't intend to be rude even if it seems that way. It was one thing I'm always curious about a lot of bokuaka fans don't seem to see kagehi the same way

anon bestie i literally agree with all of this? i'm so curious what ship posts you saw that sparked a rant like this????

anyways. my own kind-of-solicited opinions forthcoming:

i've said that i think kagehina are more platonic than romantic but that doesn't mean i don't think they care deeply about each other because of a lack of words of affirmation and physical touch, first of all.

there are definitely other forms of love and of showing love that they give to each other, and i think those are completely valid. they definitely trust each other and they support each other completely and unequivocally. i totally agree with that. idk what i said or did that makes you think i, like, don't think that's love? because it is! they do love each other!

personally, however, i think they're more abt platonic love than romantic love. i just can't see them in a healthy romantic relationship; i think there would be too many issues with healthy communication, particularly because of the distance. in my individual opinion, i think that they absolutely love each other in their own way, but it wouldn't translate to a romantic relationship.

they're both too intense in incompatible ways: in the era that we see them for the majority of the story, they are kind of each other's most important relationship. i think that they both need to reach out to other people and find other support systems and other forms of love before they could ever be together, and by the time they're adults who have more experience with love and people in general, i don't think a relationship is realistic.

this isn't to say that they don't love each other at all! it's just to say that they wouldn't have a healthy romantic relationship because their friendship is so intense right off the bat. this is particularly relevant to kageyama.

with regards to bokuaka, i honestly don't think that they're really comparable when it comes to romance. i think that both pairings help each grow and become better people and players, but i also think that--at the point we see them in during canon--they have a very different foundation for a relationship.

both inspire each other's character growth, but it is born out of different places. kageyama and hinata don't start off as equals, they grow to be. which is fine and cool and wonderful!! i just can't see it turning romantic as unstable high schoolers and once they're adults, those feelings wouldn't be romantic in my mind because their individual worlds have expanded so much, now including forms of love that they chose to seek out rather than were kind of lowkey destined to by virtue of creating such intense competition.

meanwhile, bokuto and akaashi start off as equals who help each other grow as people because they have different struggles that they help each other with. they step up where the other falters because they care about each other, yes, but also because they are doing it for themselves and because they want to get better for themselves rather than for each other. in my mind, this is a much healthier dynamic when it comes to romance.

i like bokuaka romantically and i just don't see kagehina as anything other than platonic, but that doesn't mean kagehina don't love each other and mean the world to each other: platonic relationships are equally as important as romantic ones, and can even hold more weight for some individuals.

idk man. i probably have other thoughts that i'll think of five minutes after posting this, but i'm tired and that's all i got for rn.

just to be clear though, i completely respect people who ship kagehina romantically and it's 100% your right to do that, i just don't see it myself. there's nothing wrong with that either!

anyways, i'm thankful you don't intend to be rude, but i am genuinely confused as to why you are so thoroughly ranting to me when i have nothing against you or the general population of people who ship kagehina? i'm always open to conversations about ships though, so thank you for reaching out and letting me talk about this :D

[ofsavior]

ship bias list:

Note that this is not an entirely comprehensive list, because I’m always open to ideas (especially in the context of development). I’m a chemistry-based shipper, but if anyone needs a starting point these ships are ones that I have ideas for and would be interested in exploring.

All ships can be platonic or familial, but romantic ships will be specified.

P = Platonic ; R = Romantic ; F = Familial ; E = Enemies

BNHA

Shouto & Momo  // P and/or R Bakugou & Momo  //  P and/or R Iida & Momo  //  P and/or R Denki & Momo  //  P and/or R Jirou & Momo  // P and/or R Kendou & Momo  //P and/or R Shinsou & Momo  // P and/or R Tokoyami & Momo  // P and/or R Any of the other Class A students  // P; potential for romance Any of the Class B students  // P; potential for romance Aizawa & Momo   // father figure Tamaki & Momo  // brother figure

Monoma & Any Class B characters or Bakugou for the lol’s  // mostly P Ochako & Monoma  // P and/or R Tsuyu & Monoma  // P and/or R Momo & Monoma  // P and/or R Shinsou & Monoma  // P and/or R Eri & Monoma  // sister figure

Servamp

Tsurugi & Mikuni  // P and/or R Tsurugi & Yumikage  // P and/or R Tsurugi & Mahiru // F Tsurugi & literally anyone who makes him happy

Ophelia & Lawless  // R Licht & Lawless  // P and/or R open to ideas.

Noragami

Bishamon & Kazuma // R, slowburn Bishamon & Yato // P and/or R; potential for Enemies Bishamon & Kofuku // P and/or R Bishamon & Older!Ebisu // P and/or R Bishamon & Younger!Ebisu // F

ZnT

Nine & Twelve  // P and/or R Lisa & Twelve  // P and/or R Twelve has two hands... so both Nine and Lisa open to crossovers.

Avatar: the LA

Ty Lee/Azula  // P and/or R Jet/Azula  // Idk what this dynamic would be... but it would be interesting obviously open to all other dynamics too, but only Ty Lee for romance.

Fairy Tail

Mirajane & Erza  // P and/or R Mirajane &  Cana  // P and/or R Mirajane & Minerva  // P and/or R Mirajane  & Jenny  // P and/or R Mirajane & Juvia  // P and/or R Mirajane & Evergreen  // P and/or R Mirajane & Laxus  // P and/or R Mirajane & Gajeel // P and/or R Strauss siblings and Yukino family dynamics pls

Loke & Lucy  // P and/or R Loke & Gray  // P and/or R Loke & Cana  // P with potential for R Loke & Mira // P with potential for R Loke & Yukino // P Loke & Gray & Cana  // P and/or R

Erza & Jellal  // P and/or R Erza & Gray  // P and/or R ; possibly one-sided on Gray’s part Erza & Lucy  // P and/or R Erza & Laxus    // P and/or R Erza & Juvia  // P and/or R Erza  & Minerva  // P and/or R Erza & Gajeel // P, (maybe) R?, and potential for rivals Erza & Sting  // P ; big sis vibes; maybe one-sided on Sting’s end? Erza & Rogue  // P

Sting & Yukino  // P and/or R Sting & Rogue  // P and/or R Sting & Minerva  // P and/or R

Gray & Juvia  // P and/or R ; slightly picky with romance here Gray & Cana  // P and/or R Gray & Lucy  // P and/or R Gray & Wendy  // spare little sis???? Gray & Rogue  // P and/or R Gray & Jellal  // P and/or R ; one-sided on Gray’s part Gray & Sting  // P and/or R ; they would be a great buddy comedy Gray & Rufus  // partnership! partnership! Gray & Yukino  // P and/or R Gray & Minerva  // P and/or R ; he’d probably be into her but in a lowkey ‘too cool for this’ way Gray & Lyon  // gib brothers Gray & Ultear  // gib siblings Gray & Meredy  // P and/or R Gray & Laxus  // two bros sittin in a hottub -; would like to see them be closer

Edens Zero

Weisz & Rebecca // R and/or R Weisz & Shiki  // P and/or R Weisz & Hermit  // P and/or R Weisz & Laguna  // P and/or R Weisz & Homura  // P and/or R

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun

Kashima & Hori // R and/or P Kashima & Mikorin // R and/or P Kashima & Chiyo // R and/or P

K Project

Saruhiko & Misaki // P and/or Romantic Saruhiko & Hidaka // P and/or Romantic Saruhiko & Anna // P Saruhiko & Reisi // F

Izumo & Seri // P (rivalry) and/or R Izumo & Mikoto // P and/or R Izumo & Tatara // P (potential for R)

VLD

Keith & Lance  // P and/or R James & Lance  // P and/or R Allura & Lance  // P and/or R Pidge & Lance  // P and/or R

DC Comics

Kori & Jason // P and/or R Kori & Dick // P and/or R Kori & Victor // P and/or R Kori & Roy // P and/or R Kori & Rachel // F; potential for R if chemistry is there.

Roy & Donna // P and/or R (exes too) Roy & Jason // P and/or R Roy & Wally // P and/or R Roy & Dick // P and/or R Roy & Garther // P and/or potentially R Roy & Hal // F Roy & Dinah // F

Your Turn to Die

Joe & Sara // P and/or R Joe & Ryoko // P and/or R

Arcane

Jayce & Viktor // P and/or R Jayce & Mel // P and/or R Jayce & Caitlyn // P and/or F

Caitlyn & Vi // P and/or R Caitlyn & Jinx // Enemies, potential to explore more

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

I know it's been said before buy I just have to say I know the whole demetri and yasmine plot was just so that all the gay undertones of the rivalry and obsession and tension between Demtri and hawk could be easily overlooked

Lololol Anon you’re not even WRONG

Once they yeeted Moon out of the picture the writers were like “Oh shit, better No Homo it again!!!”

I guess in the writer’s (very feeble) defense, they DID set it up kinda, by having Demetri be like “Wow!!! I’d love to have Yasmine spit in my face!!!” and then very atrociously trying to hit on her at the beach party. But I thought his sorta-crush on her was just supposed to be like...comic relief??? Like “haha look at this nerdy guy being hot for this sexy popular chick he’ll never, ever get, isn’t it good memes???” I mean, him coming on to her at the party and just FAILING at every level was so incredibly funny BECAUSE of how much someone like her was just...never going to go for a dude like that in a million years. Like I thought that was the whole joke??? And Cobra Kai seems a bit more realism-leaning than some teen shows in how the teenagers actually act, so I figured from that angle it was gonna be the trope of “nerdy guy into hot popular bitchy girl” set up...but then, Reality Ensues, and she’s not only not remotely interested, but mildly to moderately disgusted at the idea. And that’s the comedy of it.

So yeah, after Season 1, I thought we were done with that whole arc, and it was literally just like...a joke “love” subplot to balance out the more serious relationship difficulties Miguel was having at the time. But now...Yasmine’s back, I guess??? And she apparently did a full 180 and is sorta nice now and went through a bunch of Character Development offscreen, none of which we got to see? So I GUESS her and Demetri were hinted to eventually become a thing, just like...very, very poorly. And in “hints” I assumed we were in no way meant to take seriously at all.

But yeah, the Yasmine/Demetri thing DOES seem kinda thrown in last-minute, given how finished that arc felt back in s1. And we only ever really get to see Yasmine when she’s interacting with Demetri, so it really feels like she was only brought back to be his love interest, which like...VERY weird flex, Cobra Kai writers, but okay :/

It IS incredibly sus how much time and energy Hawk and Demetri devote to their rivalry in particular, rather than like...idk, moving on with their lives??? Just ignoring each other and doing their own things, now that they are officially no longer bros and are in different friend circles, etc etc? Like they go OUT OF THEIR WAY to fuck with each other when they could just like...chill and move on. Like Demetri, a socially-awkward dude with limited people skills, works up the balls to get onstage and roast Hawk in front of an entire partyful of peers. Hawk SEARCHES THROUGH AN ENTIRE SCHOOL to hunt down Demetri at the school fight. Hawk goes up to Demetri on the first damn day back at school just to GLARE at him ominously (which I also just realized is RIGHT after some freshman girls give Demetri moony looks as they pass--jealous much???) Later on, Hawk coulda ignored Demetri and finished eating lunch with his Cool New Friends, but instead he goes out of his damn way to bust Demetri’s project and then come over and roast him about it. Demetri then eagerly goes over and reciprocates said roasting and spends that entire fucking soccer game tryna screw with Hawk in particular. They fricken almost IMMEDIATELY go for each other in the Golf N Stuff fight, IIRC. Really, they devote more time and energy to each other and their Rivalry™️ than either does to like...any other character? Like are Eli’s thoughts 90% “what’s the next thing I can do to fuck with Demetri?” Are Demetri’s thoughts 90% “what’s the next thing I can do to fuck with Eli?” Because like...I just don’t think obsessing over another man that much, even in a negative context...is very straight XD

There’s also the fact that their arcs are WAY more intertwined with each other’s than ANY girl either of them dates or interacts with. I mean ffs, Moon dumped Hawk BECAUSE of how he treated Demetri--even Hawk’s supposed Straight Romantic Subplot™️ ties directly back into Demetri! And the only reason Demetri joins Miyagi-Do at ALL and doesn’t just like...fade into the background in Season 2 is to show HAWK SPECIFICALLY that he can “fight back.” And later we have DEMETRI being the one to make Hawk realize he’s gone too far with Cobra Kai (i.e. his guilt after breaking Demetri’s arm) and ultimately being the catalyst that makes Hawk SWITCH SIDES! I honestly think every major point of development for both characters directly involves the other in some way--you could even argue Eli initially becomes “Hawk” in part because Demetri quits Cobra Kai, and isn’t around to stick up for him anymore--so he has to find another way to protect himself from bullying. Even their sense of “dojo rivalry” is mostly just about each other--Hawk’s animosity toward Miyagi-Do lowkey seems to stem almost entirely from Demetri in particular joining it and “betraying” him, while Demetri’s animosity toward Cobra Kai basically entirely comes from Cobra Kai taking Eli away from him. I literally like...cannot think of a single thing in either of their developments that doesn’t tie into the other in a major way. 

Like to put it plainly, Moon and Yasmine feel like a single step in each of the boys’ character journeys--a single turning point to spur them in a certain direction. But Demetri and Hawk just...ARE each other’s character journeys. They’re not a step for the other to discover something about themself or get pushed in a certain direction--they just ARE the entire arc for each other, if that makes any sense. Like you could argue BOTH Demetri and Eli/Hawk’s arcs like 90% center on how to navigate their relationship when Eli gains confidence and their interests diverge and they no longer need each other the way they used to. Like??? Name ONE aspect of either of their arcs that doesn’t tie directly into their undying gay love friendship in some way??? It’s INCREDIBLY integral to both their stories and is just...SO much more compelling to watch than either of them making out with hot girls at parties or in the hallway. And them repairing their relationship and/or evolving it as needed, realizing that they love each other too much to let one another go, even if they’re both somewhat different after everything??? And realizing it’s a romantic kinda undying love they’re feeling, because really, what good reason is there for it NOT to be??? We HAVE enough male characters in media already with strictly platonic/brotherly friendships, why not just let two male characters with a compelling story, a strong prior friendship, and REALLY good romantic chemistry just like...be gay??? It feels natural, it’s a good ending to their arc, it feels narratively satisfying in a “Finally having the ‘will they or won’t they’ couple get together” kinda way...why not do it??? It makes ALL the damn sense and would be incredibly thematically interesting and SATISFYING, but y’all writers are COWARDS DAMMIT

Just gonna make that crack ship from Season 1 canon so we can prove that Demetri isn’t gay, no sir??? No Homo my guy??? We can only have one (1) LGBT character per television show, or the “traditional values” viewers will come for us???

Pre Season 3 I honest to god was hoping that part of Demetri’s arc, if he ran into Yasmine again, would be him realizing that he could honestly do better than someone that bitchy and vile, and having enough self-respect to just...lose interest in someone who’s going to push him around, act like he’s beneath her, and talk smack about his friends the second she thinks they’re “lame.” Maybe it isn’t too late though, and we’ll see this in Season 4? Here’s to hoping, because I am going to THROW HANDS if this fricken pairing is ENDGAME endgame. Like...what even do these people have in common, besides getting wedgies??? Do they even have like...any of the same interests??? At all??? How are they going to build a lasting relationship off of...both having gotten a wedgie? And being mean to people sometimes, I guess?

Like, sure. Let them date for a bit--they’re horny teens, they’re prone to jumping into relationships for not exactly the most deep and meaningful reasons. Physical attraction, teenage horniness, and raging hormones are no joke. So sure, I can see them having a fling solely because they both think the other’s hot. But you wanna tell me they’d LAST??? No SIR, I must inform you I Do Not Buy it.

(Tfw you meant to do a short ask making memes about what a crackship Demetri/Yasmine was in Season 1 and you ended up having WAY too much to say about All The Things and now it’s 3 am and you’re typing like a madman. I probably cycled back across the same 5 points like 5 times each because it’s late and I’m not thinking straight, I apologize.)

[soonhoonsol]

if you had to describe your friendship with your moots as seventeen ships (boochan, jeongcheol etc) which moots would it be and why? is it dynamics? your undying love for each other? rivalry? sorry if this doesnt make sense ^^

omg hey anon! don’t worry it makes sense :) this is so interesting though 🧐

okay i’m gonna place myself here as Wonwoo because i feel our personalities are the most similar... then i’ll work from there

Wonwoo x Seungcheol = Me x @scoupsy​

obvious choice? idk, but Dreamy gives me a bit of a parental vibe, like the mum of caratblr in a sense? i feel she would look after us well, like how Cheol looks after his members. i can feel a strong connection between WonCheol even though i don’t see them interact as often, like how i have a connection with Dreamy even though we don’t converse very often ^^’

Wonwoo x Jeonghan = Me x @softhyungkyun​

Vic is so cute yet lowkey evil and scares me sometimes but you know what? i’d probably be her partner in crime. and i would like it hehe. WonHan has that kind of quiet, introverted vibe when they’re together, but when they’re in chaos mode i don’t think anyone could stop them.

Wonwoo x Joshua = Me x ???

I literally have no idea about this ship i’m so sorry

Wonwoo x Jun = Me x @myungho

okay Alicia is my Jun, hands down. plus WonHui supremecy and i do think i vibe well with her <3 cat boys, cat girls, we’re all just cats tryna have a good time. we live off memes. we live off love. we live off each other. thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Wonwoo x Hoshi = Me x @jonghan​

please, just the way Yza constantly supports me and I support her, plus the amount of fondness, i think she may just be my better half in caratblr. like SoonWoo, she’s the life of caratblr that drives an introverted kid like me to feel more like myself. thank you Yza, horanghaeeee

Wonwoo x Woozi = Me x @iiasha

is this the first time i’m comparing Zero to Woozi? i think so. but like yeah. WonHoon has a really cute friendship even though they’re not around each other very often. they kinda send love to each other from a distance, and i’m just here pouring love into every set Zero makes because they’re always gorgeous and funny and she’s so talented <3

Wonwoo x Minghao = Me x @jaemtens

Kevin is like the moot that i still find hard to believe is moots with me. like someone so talented and lovable and popular is friends with me??? a potato??? i don’t deserve T~T WonHao is so cute too, like i like their dynamic despite being a quiet one, like how i don’t talk to Kevin much but i love him so much <3

Wonwoo x Mingyu = Me x Caratblr

okay so like there might be some expectations for this one since it’s the most popular but i feel this is me and the entirety of caratblr 😂😂 no specific person, but i feel that everyone compared = Mingyu. because everyone is so talented and can do literally anything, but many people ask me for content help (idk why tho because everyone is already doing so well!!) but like how Wonwoo has a soft spot for Gyu, i too have a soft spot for everyone in caratblr, especially the CCs. thank you all for your service in making content here, and thank you to everyone who reblogs 💞

Wonwoo x Seungkwan = Me x @uriboogyu

Lee here is like my bby. I love her so much, sometimes i feel motherly, but only because i’m so proud of her??? the way she progressed from lockscreens to gifs to handling events and hourly blogs, she’s taken over caratblr (in a good way) the way Kwannie has a soft spot in everyone’s heart. it’s fun to tease her sometimes, and she can be pretty cray but she’s so full of ideas and is so fun to talk to <3

Wonwoo x Vernon = Me x @junsol

sometimes i feel like i’ve adopted Tiffany, but sometimes she also wins my heart. WonSol have the most adorable sibling relationship, like a big bro looking out for a little bro, and that’s how i feel about Tiff sometimes. she’s awesome, and i love her presence and i would break the kneecaps of anyone who dares to hurt her

Wonwoo x Dino = Me x @adorablehoshi

Like how Wonwoo is the biggest Dinonara, I am Angi’s biggest fan! i’m always in awe of everything she does - the way she colours her gifs, the way she writes her captions, her all-time lovable presence... she deserves the whole world and i love to see her grow and always outdo herself 💞

okay this got long i am so sorry