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"Angry robin" "violent robin" "misbehaving robin" shut up and accept my alternative; spunky Robin. Determined and head strong, can out-stubborn the Batman, has a strong moral-backbone and does what he thinks is right regardless of what anybody else says, Robin. Jason who was sassy and quippy and made crude jokes with a smile on his face. Jason who hid in Bruce's cape and whispered gossip to him. Jason who, if Bruce refused him something, could keep bothering endlessly until Bruce caved. And also dramatic Jason. If Bruce tells him no, it becomes a whole theatrical show; a monologue, a narration, embellishments, and falling onto the floor in his grief upon the fact his cruel father has denied him once again.
(Jason who has suffered through abuse and homelessness and poverty and starvation, who is the Fight out of Fight or Flight, who's built up defenses and walls and when pushed and triggered responds with the thing that's always protected him; anger. He's sweet and kind and funny, and when he sees a pimp hitting a prostitute he gets furious and responds with violence.)
#my dc posting#dc#jason todd#jaybin#im having so many thoughts abt jaybin and he is so important to me#in one fic he went on a hunger strike bc alfred didnt eat w them and did it for so long they had to compromise#i love a jaybin 100% willing to menace and bother batman until the man folds. as is his right#the thing abt jason's backstory is that it shows him unwilling to suffer for a home#ma gunn's is bad; he gets beat up and she tries to get him to help rob a place. so he leaves! and rats the whole thing out to batman#and shows up himself cus he didnt think he had been believed#and lets not forget the fact he hit batman with a tire iron and called him a 'big boob'!#the boy's got moxie!! let jaybin be crass and angry and sassy and flawed and traumatized without reducing him to 2d caricature of a 'troubl#d kid'#i dont like a jason who did nothing but use excessive violence and disobey orders and be cocky and all that shit#i like a jason who was. oh yknow. a complex person!! a child/teen who has been fucking abused!!!#you shouldnt erase the fact that jason's reaction/response to stressful situations and triggers IS anger#it's not an indication that he was always gonna become a criminal/red hood or whatever. get outta here w that shit#but like. let us not go so far in the other direction we forget to have him react and be affected by the abuse he's suffered#anyway. if anyone should be a drama-queen it should be jaybin. once he becomes truly comfortable w bruce he should dial it up to 11#a lot of red hood's appeal (to me&many others) is that he is an 'imperfect' victim. meaning he is angry and flawed and doesnt suffer quietl#but is loud and obvious abt it#so when i see jaybin written as the opposite its like. man whats that about#anyway. jaybin is good and cares and wants to help and protect people. and by god if i ever see anybody writing#him having arguments with bruce about the no kill rule WHILE robin again im gonna throw hands istg-#my tags are like a hidden treasure box. most of what i say is in here lmao
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when i say i am obsessed with him
#'indescribable insolence' <3333#dumas writing aramis in '20 years after':#i am going to create a character that is so egdy sarcastic provocative and irritating to everyone around him#and im gonna make stirring shit being an asshole and gruesome murder his favourite hobbies#and he did just as he said. bless him.#most character ever#and what makes him even better is the contrast between 20YA!aramis and t3M!aramis. its hilarious.#my man really went feral. midlife crisis some call it. i call it character development of all time. i call it serving cunt.#aramis as a musketeer a soldier a man in a profession where you're literally paid for killing people:#sweetness and mildness personified writes poetry and theology essays in his free time never gambles dreams about dedicating his life to god#aramis as a priest: whooo boy i hope i get to fUCKING KILL A PERSON TODAY >:D#anyway. i love him a normal amount or something.#the three musketeers#alexandre dumas#anyway. i reread this scene and the charenton battle today because it's definitely in my top 3 aramis moments#also the english translation on the gutenberg page omits two lines of dialogue that i remembered from my polish translation#and it goes something like#de Chatillon says 'i think you're looking for a fight sir' to which Aramis basically responds with 'oh nooo you *think*? Imao'. iconic.#(and its even funnier cause that makes athos immediately go 'aramis stfu plz' and aramis just goes 'no <3' im obsessed with them)#vingt ans apres#do i have a#twenty years after#tag?? not sure tbh i think i dont but tagging just in case ig
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as an Australian you American blokes have got to stop talking about huntsman spiders like that. don't diss my weird little lanky wallclimber friends, they're not horrible awful freaks of nature who chase you and bite you on contact. they're actually very docile and timid and they're very reluctant to bite. like, all they really want to do is hang out on your walls or your ceiling and eat bugs all day. huntsman spiders are way more likely to run away from you and go hide away in your pantry than they are to go out of their way to bite you. biting you would probably put them in even more danger than if they just ran away, and if you are messing with a huntsman spider enough for it to bite you, you were likely being an asshole to it. they do not want to bite people! they don't chase you either, not on purpose anyway. the reason it might seem like one is running towards you is because huntsman spiders have pretty bad eyesight and literally cannot see you properly. it can absolutely be frightening and jarring, yes, i would understand as i have arachnophobia and have expereniced the fear of a huntsman unintentionally jumping or sprinting towards me, but they do not want to chase you or scare you. they are trying to run away. they are in the same boat as you, they're scared out of their wits and are trying to avoid danger. huntsman spiders are not these horrible dangerous freaks, they're just little (and sometimes not so little) guys. they can be scary, but all the miconceptions about them are not warranted or deserved in the slightest! and anyway, they're not even "only in Australia". we are home to many huntsman spiders, but they are also present in Asia, Africa and some places in America. they're not even exclusive to this country so i don't get why "only in Australia" gets hurled at them a lot.
actually, the whole attitude Americans have of Australia having weird and dangerous wildlife and the same old "only in Australia!!1!! kill it with fire lol!!!!1!" reddit drivel is pretty shitty overall tbh. every continent on the damn planet has weird and dangerous wildlife, why are we acting like it's JUST Australia you should stay away from???? America has some fuckin strange animals living there, you don't see as many people making a big stupid spectacle out of that. Australia's wildlife is unique and beautiful and wonderful, no Australian wildlife slander in my notes.
#americans be normal about australia challenge (impossible) /jjjjj#nah but seriously though. as a huntsman liker i will not stand for these lies#the only spiders you really need to worry about are widows funnel webs and recluses if you live in adelaide#also slightly unrelated to spiders and more about americans being weird about australia:#do... do americans genuinely think australia is mostly empty desert...? do they really???#do they get shocked when they learn people live all over australia and not just the coasts......#yeah more people live around the coasts but that doesn't mean there aren't people everywhere. australia isn't just barren land wtf#sorry that was a side tangent i went on. actually i'm not sorry cause that's still an important thing to say#anyway. huntsman spiders are really cool actually and i wish people would stop insulting them all the time#they're timid and gentle. they are not out for blood. they're really good for controlling certain pests!#they are also some of the coolest spiders ever. did you know the biggest type of huntsman is gold?#gold huntsman spiders are really cool because the hair on their bodies makes it look like they're glowing and shining#some huntsman spiders are white and black and they look really cool :D#huntsman spiders' eyes are reflective and if you shine a light on one in the darkness its eyes will glow like a cat's eyes#and i just think that's neat!!#there is one thing i will say about huntsman spiders being dangerous though...#they can be dangerous when one suddenly falls on you or scuttles into view when you're driving#cause you get startled and momentarily lose control of the vehicle which can be disastrous#but even then that isn't the spider's fault and it's not your fault either. that would be a freak accident#anyway yeah huntsman spiders are great i love them :)#spiders#arachnids#huntsman spider#australia#if i gotta see one more redditor say ''kill it with fire'' in response to a huntsman spider im gonna explode
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i am severely upset at the sexyman polls for this year. yeah its absolutely because im biased and not a single one of the mtt won. but killer vs error is still going on you say!!! NO,,,,, killer's lost,,,,, its 70 error 30 killerISH so yeah,,,,, none of the mtt MADE!!!! IT!!!! and with the boom in killer content these past few months i wasSO FUCKING SURE that he'd like AT LEAST get higher up. nope. because of ERROR. listen i like him. he was my og bias when i first joined this fandom. i was an error fanatic. but bro,,,,, bro,,,,,,,,, killer,,,,, lost,,,,,, AND FUCKING HORROR AND DUST LOST TOO!!!! LIKE WHAY. WHAT. PUTTING HORROT AGAINST ERROR AND DUST AGAINST CROSS!!!! THEYRE LITERALLY BOTH THE TWO GUYS THAT (1/2 of them) WON LAAT YEAR!!!! OF COURSE THEYRE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MTT!!!!! this is very upseting im really sad imMAD. but no point in being a sore loser.... mtt won in my HEART π§‘
dust laughing at both horror and killer for getting the shit beaten out of them by error and then they bring up the fact that he lost to CROSS. this is the second time someone in the mtt lost to cross (theyre all making out in the loser's room) (mtt poly real btw)
#sexyman polls but instead its all just mtt and peoples' aus and varients#i COULD NOT be able to vote. it would be hell for me WHO WOULD I CHOOSE#i CAN'T choose dude i literally wouldn't be able to at all#do i vote for og mtt my pookies??? or jk mtt my besties???? or mst my children????? WHO DO I VOTE FOR#i think i would be biased to the murder swap trio. i haven't mad any content for them at all but like#i spent my TIME and EFFORT into them. and they are cool ngl i really like their concepts#too bad swapinverse isnt seeing the light of day until goddamn 2026 or something because i cant be bothered to make content of it#oops! savior mania paranoia you guys are JUST FOR ME. just me only! nobody else gets to see you guys#or literally anyone else in swapinverse.... i love swapinverse.#they need to make the tag limit like 60 or something i have too many thoughts#quite a few too many times on my posts have i hit the limit and then had to choose#my tags trembling in fear as i pick and choose which to delete in order to make space for the fandom tags#tricule rant#i still have more tags time toRAMBLE!!! i love the idea of dust and horror having opposite ish souls#like dust's soul is PACKED with magic. like crackling and sparking and glowing purple with just how much he has in there bc of his LV stuff#i dont believe in the idea that dust suffers physically from LV or whatever because like. when has that EVER happened#its a cool idea though and i get to pick and choose which headcanons i believe in as god of these fictional characters and creations#anyways OBVIOUSLY horror's soul is dim and shriveled and looks like a fucking dead leaf. because lack of food lack of magic#even though he very clearly DOES have a lot of magic and shows it multiple times in horrortale.....#ok triglycercule you keep contradicting yourself. stop it. BUT THERES TOO MANY MTT HCS OUT THERE!!! AND SOME OF THIS IS CANON!!!!!#god the mttverse is gonna kill me one day too many interpretations TOO MANY CHOICES#anyways i just like that soul idea bc of the contrast. dust too much magic horror not enough. horrordust real#and then killer pulls up with his yn main character ass unique soul with stages#the GET OUT sound effect plays. anyways they all love eachothers souls and unique differences in them#everyday im reminded of the fact that killer is a little. just an EENSY bit more of a special character that horror or dust#he has too much shit going on someone assassinate him. preferably two fellas with names starting with H and D alternatively M#i love coming up with various sayings to kill/shut myself up. someone sedate me#i just remembered this dream where i say to my friend i hope ___ gets into a sticky situation#and then ___ goes into a bathroom comes out and then someone else says ___ WHY ARE YOU ALL STICKY#it was so funny i laughed myself awake. it was SO funny. i saw this person in school today
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oh also im like 80% sure one of my bitchass classmates was making fun of me today by humming circus music every time i entered the room because im the only visible faggot in that class with sick emo eyeliner
#bat rambles#hope this doesnt turn into actual bullying tho#those girls would 1000% call me slurs if i wasnt their classmate for the next four years#ah love it#im the only queer in a class of like 25 people#well not really#theres another trans guy but hes a huge asshole to my roomie so#guess things like me are destined for loneliness :P#tho at least i have online friends#i can maybe make it my mission to piss those girls off with my emo faggy existence#im gonna get so cringe it fucking kills them >:D
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youve all RUINED ME with these aus. im going to Die.
#βlinecookβ OH WELL LOOK WHO IT IS#βnerdβ LIKE WHEN OFFICE NERD LIKE WHEN ANATOMY LIKE WHEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER!?#βdβ wrong d is not a normal letter anymore d is for dword and d word only!#βhorseβ this is. this. the. this is just. this is justlike. like. when they. when. the horses. the. they. all the. the kings horses. l#im having a Die#βSheβ LIKE. WHEN THEY. THE. MPIND#im gonna LOSE MT SHIT#just know you all fucking HAUNT ME#blah blah!#the 1975#more george aus when please please please please please please please please please#im gonna write them all myself actually I Said So.#sorry no i do actually love everything written but the matty:george ratio is going to kill me one day#I NEED GEORGE o hmy god
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HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT THAT CRITROLE EP WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! im SO glad we had the set up of the last one so we could have the big thrills of this!!!!!!!!! this had everything!! it had ira's bad (and good!) decisions! it had sam's out of pocket wacky can shenanigans!! it had deception and sneaking! it had badass plays and some.. eye-catching talents π it had gross shit that's kinda actually sad if u think about it! it had walking (running) away from explosions (NOT a sunglasses moment this was a loserfail) it had .. terrifying parents. it had imodna momence !! :D it even had some unprecedented wins for our typically fighty/flighty adventurers!!! i will ABSOLUTELY be watching that again come monday!!!!!!!!!!
#lynx speaks#cr spoilers#now to expand upon these!!! i am THRILLED that there has been a more overt notice of orym's hex π#thats what i've been excited for for aaaaaaages i adore orym esp when he gets a little more fucked up#what can i say im a bit of an angst fan myself :D#fcg gave ira SUCH a bad time tho like CMON BBYYYYY 1 MINUTE ?!?!?!?!?!! yall r LUCKY yalls r cool af#also tho.... ira actually saving fearne like π i see it!!! i think simply everyone likes fearne and everyone would save her π#and team infiltrate i loooved imogen's use of that damn .. what was it called ? the damn static bomb that was sick as hell!!!#and hey!! both teams got in and out without anyone catching on that it was bells hells helping!#is that a first for bh? cause it sure feels like it TBH like the feywild malleus key stunt did NAWT go this smoothly#even with the bumps they had they did terrific frfr#esp with imogen setting up oryms badass fighter play and launda and chet setting each other up for success#and it does FEEL like imogen is more powerful on ruidus just from the plays she makes like the static spell and how it set Everyone up#to protect them all and keep their enemies in bad positions so that bh had good positions#they barely got hits and orym and chet took the brunt of it#they got out everoa and themselves without too much hassle and i'd say team mcfuckin 'splosion did pretty fucken well too#more damage on their side but. thatssss not their fault thats mainly on ira (and fcg π)#gosh. goshhh. what a good fucking episode. and sorrowlord zathuda. and liliana. fuck bro.#zathuda is SCARY#and liliana i meaaaaaaan. hun what did u THINK π§ imogen meant when she told u to run?? π€ 'did she know' u know the answer to that.#i was definitely excited cause. we knew the volition were gonna fail in killing liliana. but i felt in my heart that she was gonna#feel betrayed by imogen. despite creating the scenario in which imogen must 'betray' her.#i LOVE fucked up mothers cant waaaaait to see what happens next !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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contemplating buying smyhing from my local underground metal label but all their tapes r pussy ass bm dungeon synth. fucking dork nerds.Β
#βextreme metalβ my ass. this is like if u took tge d out of edm bro#once i finish my demo im gonna send it 2 them see wht they think of it. might drag some friends in 2 like fill it out a lil more#bass n vox demo might b okay 4 now but ill NEED a drummer eventally. n a guitarist#cuz this shit. i swear 2 fucking god. fuck this shit ππ#im like courtney love but 4 metal (testosterone quote)#like i dont WNT 2 feel like im in some lotr videogame w shit ass graphics iwant listen 2 shit tht i can get DRUNK 2. or KILL someone 2. oka#xoxo
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When life locks a door, burn it. That's how arson works.
#idek what to tag this#arson#doors#kermit#a is for arson#b is for barson#c is for commit arson#d is for door will burn because i committed arson#e is for everybody run im going to commit arson#f is for fire. fire = arson#g is for guns are lame. america needs to step up their game. commit arson#h is for hi; im going to commit arson#i is for i am going out. to commit arson.#j is for just kidding; im going to commit arson#k is for killing people is bad. burn them instead. commit arson.#L is for love is a beautiful thing. express your love to your S/O by commiting arson#m is for murder? no. arson.#n is for no; you heard me right. im hoing to commit arson.#o is for orange. the colour the flames burn when i commit arson.#p is for professional arson commiter. my job is to commit arson.#q is for quick your going to miss the building crumbling down due to me committing arson#r is for right; we should commit arson#s is for survival of the fittest. commit arson.#t is for terrorise people by commiting arson.#u is for understanding my burning desire to commit arson.#v is for video me; im about to commit arson#w is for whatever; im gonna go commit arson#x is for x-ray the body; i think i left my lighter in there. i need it to commit arson.#y is for you should go commit arson!#z is for zero will to live. lets go commit arson to make up for it!
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treat you better | carlos sainz
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request: here !
requested: Could I request a Carlos smau where another driver breaks your heart and heβs there to pick up the pieces and make you whole again? Please and thank you β€οΈ
cw: cheating, bad guy charles, mentions of unwell family members, cursing
a/n: charles and alex i love u guys i promise this is just for the au <3
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f1gossip Trouble in paradise for Charles and Y/N? Charles Leclerc was spotted on a long walk on one of Monaco's more secluded islands with a mysterious brunette and his and Y/N's dog, Leo, this weekend. Sources say the pair were often looking to see if there were cameras around, the two of them giggling as they held hands and played with the puppy. Y/N L/N, Charles girlfriend of 2 years, is currently said to be on a trip home to see family, we wonder if the two have broken up or if Charles is back to his old ways?
fan f1gossip tagging charles is so shady i love it
fan when i catch you charles
fan no bc remember when a fan said they met y/n in her hometown and she was visiting her gran bc she's not doing too good? charles u fuckin suck bro β³ fan wtf really???? oh i hope his tyres stick to the road next race β³ fan kmag you know what you need to do β³ fan we put our hopes and prayers in the paddock terror ππ
fan ok but the girls gorgeous β³ fan THAT'S YOUR TAKEAWAY FROM THIS? β³ fan im just saying damn
fan this is not what i meant when i said i wanted silly season to get more interesting
fan *looks around* wow i'm so surprised... not like charles has a bad rep with women or anything
fan i hope y/ns ok... my heart is hurting for her β³ fan the paddock adore her, charles has got a big storm coming next week
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y/npriv my gran is doing so much better (nothing can keep the old girl down), my hometown is still as gorgeous as always and my sister got me a cake :)
kellypiquet my girl :((( i'm so happy your grans ok π€ β³ y/npriv thank u kelly bear π€ β³ kellypiquet did i have to physically hold max back from going after he who shall not be named?? yes... did i consider letting go?? very much so β³ y/npriv ππ hes not voldemort babe π you should have just let him go β³ kellypiquet now is that really how you feel? β³ y/npriv ... no but i wish i did β³ maxverstappen1 she has to go to sleep at some point, then i shall be free β³ y/npriv thats so ominous you strange creature (i appreciate you)
carmenmmundt me and george have been keeping your gran in our prayers angel π©· β³ y/npriv i love you carm π©· β³ georgerussell63 and me? β³ y/npriv i tolerate you :)
flavy.barla esteban nearly joined max β³ y/npriv love him dearly but este's about as intimidating as a teddy bear β³ estebanocon ?? hey??? β³ y/npriv sorry king xo there's a reason your nicknames estie bestie β³ estebanocon let it DIEEEEE β³ y/npriv never π«Ά
schecoperez I am glad your gran is ok, y/n. Let me or Carola know if you need anything x β³ y/npriv thank you checo :( give the little ones and carola a big hug from me x β₯οΈ schecoperez
lilyzneimer he shall d word at my hands β³ y/npriv i fuckin love you lily
lewishamilton he will never know peace next year. β³ lewishamilton i am however happy to hear your gran is well x β³ y/npriv lewis π thank you x
francisca.c.gomes pierre has been shouting at Him on the phone for like an hour... β³ y/npriv π ... what are they saying β³ francisca.c.gomes a lot of french and things i don't want delicate eyes (yuki) to read... β³ y/npriv pierre i appreciate you β³ pierregasly i'm gonna kill him β³ y/npriv ok maybe tone it down frenchie
lilymhe alex is setting his zoo on him β³ y/npriv that's how you know it's serious wow β³ alex_albon tinky's gonna boot him in the head
sebastianvettel i am very glad to hear your gran is ok, y/n, sending her and you all my love x β³ y/npriv thank you seb :( miss you x β³ sebastianvettel come and see us soon! the kids miss you x β³ y/npriv you got it! x
danielricciardo he's a cunt β³ danielricciardo and i don't mean that in a nice aussie way β³ y/npriv DANIEL β³ oscarpiastri no he's right, in the nasty aussie way, he's a cunt β³ y/npriv oscar i did not raise you to talk like this β³ oscarpiastri we are literally like 4 years apart in age... β³ y/npriv kicking a girl when she's down WOW oscar β³ oscarpiastri ... i am sorry mother dearest β³ y/npriv that's better
carlossainz55 hermosa, he may be il predestinato but to me he is carne morta (dead meat) β³ y/npriv carlos π β³ carlossainz55 also i'm glad to know your gran is well, send her my love β³ y/npriv she already fancies you enough as it is β³ carlossainz55 my plan is working :) β³ y/npriv what plan? are you seducing my family members??? hiding my mum as we speak β³ carlossainz55 something like that ;)
yukitsunoda0511 happy to see your gran is ok! and i am sorry about the other thing :((((( β³ y/npriv yuki my angel you have nothing to be sorry about
kevinmagnussen i know what i have to do β³ y/npriv kevin NO you're like 2 points away from a race ban!! β³ kevinmagnussen worth it :) β³ y/npriv nicohulkenburg pls talk some sense into your teammate β³ nicohulkenburg unfortunately y/n i too will be joining kevin in his "defense" β³ y/npriv haas i am so sorry
landonorris i may have done a thing... β³ y/npriv i am terrified... β³ landonorris i'll text you :)
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y/nstagram angel baby, dumb and dumber and my girls π©·
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carlossainz55 ... am i dumb or dumber β³ y/nstagram do you really want to know? π€¨ β³ carlossainz55 for my own sanity im saying i'm dumb β³ landonorris why am i dumber????? β³ carlossainz55 do you really want to know? π€¨
carmenmmundt don't forget about lunch today xx β³ y/nstagram been looking forward to it since i boarded the plane π«Ά
landonorris you're welcome for the lift and the room btw π β³ y/nstagram my saviour xx β³ landonorris and for stealing leo for you β³ y/nstagram I NEVER ASKED YOU TO STEAL HIM???? π β³ landonorris well i did because i'm an amazing friend and am willing to sacrifice all my bloody furniture β³ y/nstagram you leave the baby alone, he was probably stressed :(
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(estrellita - little star) (uy, quΓ©carechimba - ugh, that dickhead)
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y/nstagram did y'all think i would miss the first race week?? ft dumber and roomie x
fan mother has returned!!!!! β₯οΈ y/nstagram
fan if looks could kill, carlos would be six feet under ... charles was FUMING β³ fan given the way his girly hid when y/n appeared i would say he has no right to be mad at all β³ fan if the girl i cheated on rocked up to my teammates garage whilst i was with my side piece i quite frankly would walk onto the track midrace β³ fan how do we know charles cheated? they've not said anything β³ fan exactly. if they had been broken up surely they would have put out some sort of announcement to clear things up ????
scuderiaferrari always good to see you in red, y/n β€οΈ β³ y/nstagram FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE!!!!!! ππππππ
carlossainz55 i hate this new nickname β³ y/nstagram what else should i call you? β³ carlossainz55 yours β³ fan CARLOS I SAW THAT????????
landonorris i have been demoted from bestie to roomie... this is the thanks i get... β³ y/nstagram thanks roomie xx btw bins go out on tuesday :)
lewishamilton now you're free of your ferrari obligations, you should come across to mercedes next time ;) β³ mercedesamgf1 we would love to see you over here y/n! β³ mclaren um no us next?? β³ alpinef1team no us!!! β³ redbullracing come to the winning team :) β³ scuderiaferrari y/n will always be a ferrari girl, back OFF π€Ίπ€Ίπ€Ί β₯οΈ carlossainz55
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y/npriv that bitchass man... idk how he thought he was gonna spin that story but not on my watch
oscarpiastri did you really have to use my meme though? β³ y/npriv yes it was funny and otherwise i was gonna call him a cheating lying bastard on main so π€·π»ββοΈ β³ oscarpiastri understandable, please continue
danielricciardo lando was laughing so hard i think he bust a rib β³ landonorris it still hurts to breathe but holy shit y/n i love u β³ y/npriv love u too stink :) also don't forget to pick up leo's food from the shops β³ landonorris you do know you can text me this stuff? β³ y/npriv yeah but reminding everyone we're roomies is funny to me
maxverstappen1 walked past ferrari hospitality and fred was PISSED β³ y/npriv ππ carlossainz55 can you confirm? β³ carlossainz55 oh, absolutely... i was worried he was going to have a heart attack or something
francisca.c.gomes ok but did he not even think to talk to you first before posting that? it's literally been months β³ y/npriv apparently not π texted him about it and suddenly he was sorry β³ francisca.c.gomes men π β³ pierregasly ???? β³ francisca.c.gomes i stand by what i said β³ y/npriv yeah is there a problem gasly? β³ pierregasly no problem at all ma'am, as you were
scuderiaferrari we had no knowledge charles was going to post that. we love you y/n β³ danielricciardo FERRARI? why are you on y/ns priv? β³ y/npriv me and the social media intern are besties xx
carlossainz55 estrellita, lets go for dinner, you deserve it β³ y/npriv π are you paying? β³ carlossainz55 of course, i am a gentleman β³ y/npriv pick me up in an hour :)
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f1gossip Carlos Sainz and Y/N L/N were spotted at dinner last night. The two enjoyed a meal before taking a stroll along the Monaco pier front where, as pictured, the pair were in high spirits. We're happy to see Y/N looking so happy following the revelation that her ex-boyfriend, and Carlos' current F1 teammate, had cheated on her. The two were then joined by Y/N's current roommate and F1 driver, Lando Norris, who then whisked them off to a local nightclub. We continue to send Y/N our support and hope to see more of her happy side.
fan i don't think i've ever seen y/n laugh like that, we love to see it
fan this coupled with the photos of charles and his girly arguing in the paddock π€π€ we know who won the breakup
fan why do i kinda think carlos and y/n would be cute together β³ fan woah, she's only been broken up with charles for a few months and under really shitty circumstances, she needs time to heal β³ fan ofc ofc!!! i just mean when she's over ch*rles, the two would make a really good couple
fan happy y/n and happy carlos, my two favourite things β€οΈ
fan y/ncarlos fans we rise!!! β³ fan he would treat her so right β³ fan the entire time she dated That Man, carlos has always been so nice to her, i wonder if he secretly fancied her all along π β³ fan or maybe he's just a good guy β³ fan that too π€·π»ββοΈ
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carlossainz55 swipe across to see me and oomf Another Carlando podium! We know what you guys wanna see and we love to deliver! The car drove like a dream today, shame we couldn't get more points but it's always nice to celebrate a great race with some champagne showers!
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fan WHO TAUGHT CARLOS WHAT OOMF WAS??? β³ fan either lando or y/n 100% π
fan CARLANDO PODIUM!!!!!!!!! WE DREAM OF DAYS LIKE THIS
y/nstagram FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE !!! ππππ congrats winner π₯³ β³ carlossainz55 i think i was right when i said you would be my good luck charm π β₯οΈ y/nstagram β³ fan oh they're so sick for this β³ fan y/ncarlos'ers we're so winning
charles_leclerc congrats β³ fan ik for a fact he was forced to comment
landonorris carlando are back baby!! β³ landonorris also cant believe im either oomf or roomie... β³ y/nstagram stop leaving your smelly socks in the bathroom and maybe i'll change the nickname β³ landonorris oh that was mean
fan "shame we couldn't get more points" carlos you shady shady man
fan who else cheered when kmag pulled through and took * out of the race
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y/npriv oh we eating good tonight
kellypiquet i'm sure we are π β³ y/npriv KELLY???
landonorris carlos is so sexy β³ y/npriv real β³ landonorris back off my man??? β³ carlossainz55 i'm gonna hold your hand when i say this lando... β³ landonorris WOOOOOOW.... i see how it is carlos
carlossainz55 gorgeous as always β³ y/npriv you can't even see my face in that photo carlos π€£ β³ carlossainz55 don't need to see you to know you're gorgeous β³ maxverstappen1 i hate to say it but that was smooth β³ danielricciardo they don't call him the smooth operator for no reason
scuderiaferrari power (soon to be (fingers crossed)) couple β³ carlossainz55 π β³ y/npriv not from the main acc damn
francisca.c.gomes need you biblically β³ y/npriv come here then babe xx β³ flavy.barla lemme join β³ y/npriv i got two hands babygirl β³ oscarpiastri estebanocon pierregasly you gonna let her snatch both your girls? β³ estebanocon unfortunately there was a clause when they agreed to date us and it was that y/n is wifey, we are simply the Others β³ pierregasly ^^
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y/npriv decided to put him out of his misery :)
carlossainz55 and who is that sexy man? β³ y/npriv idk but he keeps speaking spanish to me even though he knows i dont understand it π β³ carlossainz55 but do you like it? π β³ y/npriv i think you know i do x
francisca.c.gomes AND YOU DIDNT UPDATE THE GROUPCHAT??????? β³ lilymhe FR!!!! I LITERALLY SAID TELL US AFTER YOU KISS HIM β³ y/npriv SHUT UP RN β³ carlossainz55 no do go on β³ lilymhe what happens in the y/n gf's gc, stays in the y/n gf's gc
carlossainz55 estΓ‘s muy guapa, vuelve a la cama cariΓ±o β€οΈ (you look so pretty, come back to bed sweetheart) β³ maxverstappen1 we have the translate function on ig you horndog β³ y/npriv don't be mad i snatched ur man β³ maxverstappen1 ... he'll never forget the redbull days
landonorris RUE WHEN WAS THIS?????? β³ y/npriv hiiiii lando... um so.... ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ β³ landonorris GET BACK HERE U RAT EXPLAIN YOURSELF β³ landonorris carlossainz55 WHAT ARE U DOING WITH MY ROOMIE ???? β³ carlossainz55 i mean i could tell you but instagram does have guidelines β³ landonorris ew ew ew that's so gross i dont even wanna know β³ landonorris happy for you guys or whatever but ew never tell me anything remotely sexual about y/n or i will vom β³ y/npriv lando wtf???? β³ landonorris you're like my annoying sister i'd have to remove my skinsuit if carlos opens his fat mouth β³ carlossainz55 hey? β³ y/npriv you're so fuckin weird ily
danielricciardo HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!!!! β³ carlossainz55 you were right, they don't call me the smooth operator for no reason β³ y/npriv you were literally giggling and kicking your feet after i kissed you β³ carlossainz55 y/n :(((( my reputation :((((((
lilyzneimer wait do was taking the photos? β³ y/npriv ... self timer β³ lilyzneimer down horrifically bad wow
scuderiaferrari OH Y/NCARLOS'ERS WE WON!!!!! β³ y/npriv admin π not u too β³ scuderiaferrari not even sorry i've been WAITING for this one!!!
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f1gossip A surprise twist in the Charles and Y/N drama? Following Sainz's back to back victory in Australia and then Silverstone, Y/N and Carlos shared what looks like a loving kiss. Eagle eyed fans then spotted Charles on camera arguing with a Ferrari employee in the garages following the Y/NCarlos moment. Finally, Carlos was spotted outside where he was soon joined by Y/N, the two leaving the circuit hand in hand. It is noted Charles' new beau was nowhere to be seen.
fan Y/NCARLOS'ERS WE SO WON!!!! β₯οΈ 10,829 others
fan she upgraded wowow
fan charles throwing a hissy fit was so funny i was cackling watching it
fan kika in the likes... what do you know queen? β₯οΈ francisca.c.gomes
user not her being a homie hopper π€’ β³ carlossainz55 can't be a homie hopper if we're not homies :) β³ fan CARLOS????? β³ fan oh he ate them up β³ fan carlos has not been fucking with ch*rles for a WHILE, even before all the drama
fan y/n's face... she looked so happy my heart is so full β€οΈ
fan queen y/n we trust your judgement
fan ik the entire grid is cheering rn
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y/nstagram carlando podium again!!! anything else interesting happen at Silverstone? :)
fan the carlando bears π her boyfriend(?) and bestie π β³ landonorris roomie* β³ y/nstagram you love me shut up
fan she's so unbothered im giggling
francisca.c.gomes the last slide... β³ y/nstagram don't worry baby, he was just dropping me off for our date x β³ carlossainz55 all i am to you is a glorified taxi driver
landonorris couldn't even post a photo of me for my podium... see how it is β³ y/nstagram don't want your ugly mug messing up my feed β³ y/nstagram also grey bin needs to go out on tuesday β³ landonorris you're on bin duty this week? β³ y/nstagram actually i'm gonna be on a boat in spain soooo β³ landonorris i hope y'all break up β³ fan LANDO ? β³ y/nstagram he's joking dw he did the whole "big brother" speech with carlos, was kinda funny knowing carlos would flatten him in 2 seconds flat β³ landonorris oh now i really hope y'all break up
fan y/n please we know you have bf carlos pics... i only ask for one thing β³ y/nstagram i'll post some soon x β³ fan the most unserious soft/hard launch
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y/nstagram my boyfriends so hot, do you guys mind if i chew on him a lil?
carlossainz55 please don't chew me??? β³ y/nstagram it's internet sla- never mind, ok mr sainz
fan her captions are always so real i love her
fan unhinged y/n is back, we missed you best friend β₯οΈ y/nstagram
scuderiaferrari HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH LETS GO Y/NCARLOS'ERS!!!! β³ y/nstagram i love u admin β€οΈ β³ scuderiaferrari our ferrari girl, forever β€οΈ
landonorris i hate this β³ fan your ex and your roomie π β³ landonorris you get it π β³ carlossainz55 stop calling me your ex π β³ landonorris you dare deny the love we shared?
francisca.c.gomes never mind him, can i chew on you a lil? β³ kellypiquet ^ β³ lilymhe ^ β³ lilyzneimer ^ β³ flavy.barla ^ β³ carmenmmundt ^ β³ y/nstagram everyone grab a limb x β³ carlossainz55 please don't chew my girlfriend
fan thank you for the pic y/n! sorry for interrupting your holiday π₯Ί β³ y/nstagram don't be silly!! it was lovely to meet you <333 dont forget to send me the link to the dress!! β³ fan on it!! β³ fan omg how was it meeting them? β³ fan they're honestly so sweet, they were just holding hands and walking around and carlos was yapping away and the way y/n was looking at him π₯Ί they're endgame fr β³ fan could actually cry?? β³ fan also when they were on the beach, carlos twirled her around and they started dancing to the music playing from a nearby bar... it was actually like a movie scene ππ
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carlossainz55 dicen que ver una estrella fugaz da buena suerte, y tenΓan razΓ³n, mi estrellita β€οΈ (they say seeing a shooting star is good luck, and they were right, my little star)
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francisca.c.gomes that first picture... i love my girlfriend β³ carlossainz55 can't even have peace on my own hard launch β³ francisca.c.gomes you snatched y/n from her girlfriends, you will never know peace.
fan he bagged a baddie wowow
fan the caption??? oh hes in LOVE β₯οΈ carlossainz55
y/nstagram π₯Ί carlos..i'm so grateful to have you in my life β€οΈ β³ carlossainz55 i am the one who's grateful β€οΈ
scuderiaferrari heyyy y/n *with rizz* β³ carlossainz55 even my own teams admin wow... β³ scuderiaferrari not my fault your girlfriends hot
user homie hopper β³ carlossainz55 eat glass :) β³ y/nstagram CARLOS β³ scuderiaferrari we love that you're happy but please carlos this is still your official account
lilymhe y/n i could treat you so much better β³ carlossainz55 back off i've waited years for this β³ y/nstagram YEARS??? β³ carlossainz55... ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ β³ y/nstagram you're literally sat right next to me ... β³ y/nstagram he just got up and ran away... β³ fan this is so fucking funny sddjsdhdk β³ landonorris danielricciardo what was that about him being a smooth operator? β³ danielricciardo hes also fucking dumb
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a/n: hope everyone enjoys! i am working hard on part 2 of girlfriend of the enemy so we can have some happy charles <3 also 2-3 posts in one week who AM I? (i'm gonna be busy w work so i'm trying to give u guys some food in case i have to disappear)
#carlos sainz smau#carlos sainz social media au#carlos sainz x you#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz imagine#f1 social media au#f1 smau#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fic
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Sam is committing CRIMES in my DMs someone come get them!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK YOU. WHY CAN'T I LOVE ANYTHING PROPERLY. WHY CAN'T I LOVE YOU. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN FUCKING FIX IT
#IM SO TIRED OF WATCHING PEOPLE BE VULNERABLE WITH EACH OTHER WHILE IM HERE FIGHTING MYSELF#ALL THE FUCKING TIME#I WANT TO BE WITH YOU BUT NO I DON'T I CAN'T#I CAN'T#FUCK.#I JUST#IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS#I WANT YOU TO WANT ME BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME#SO NOW IM ALONE :D AND EVERYONE'S GONNA LEAVE ME BECAUSE THEY'LL FIND LOVE WITH PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY OPEN UP TO THEM#AND IM STUCK HERE FOREVER#NICE /S#SO FUCKING GREAT#THIS IS FINE I LIKE THIS IM OKAY WITH THIS I SWEAR IM TOO COOL FOR VULNERABILITY LMAO <3#how will i ever even.. how do you even begin to tell anyone things like this#how do you tell someone you have urges to hurt others to boost your own self esteem. and that you get annoyed when your friends have a bad#day bc you want people to pay attention to you all the time and that you feel like killing yourself whenever people don't acknowledge you.#how do you tell someone that?#how do they stay#literally how#caps tw#: grief#: arion
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Κα΄Ι΄α΄
α΄Κα΄ ΚΙͺΙ’Κα΄ x Κα΄α΄α΄
α΄Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ πΈ
yan light who is the sassiest man you've ever met
yan light who literally looks at Misa up and down in such disgust, it literally its like a popular mean girl looking at a nerd like damn hoe
yan light who wraps his arms around you, and literally says the sweetest things to you but then when it's Misa, he acts like she doesnt even exist
yan light who tells you he has to pretend to be misa's bf crying, like he's actually crying tears, blood, sweat, and everything
"b-babbyyy!! I d-dont wanna be wit-with that g-girl, I pro-promise!!"
"wife, does this mean I'm free?"
"Y/n L/n, leave me and I swear to God, i will roam the fucking earth searching for you."
yan light who even a complete stranger could tell he doesn't like Misa at all compared to you, he literally hugs you in public, kiss your jaw, hold your arm, hand, meanwhile with Misa, the farthest thing he has ever done was pat her shoulder π
yan light who in college, spends all his free time searching for you to hang out
yan light who memorizes your schedule, waiting outside your class whenever the bell rings
yan light who now sleep over at your house because he loves searching through your closet, searching for a hoodie that smells the most like you
yan light who literally thinks of ways to absolutely destroy ur TV and phone, he's quite literally only in some tight black shorts and ur hoodie and u don't wanna devour him??? Why tf are you tryna watch Tom and friends when he's literally there suggesting sex
yan light who you don't pay attention to all night, watching some Tom and friends cuz that shit mad entertaining, and light is over here rubbing his thighs together, glaring at the TV
Yan light who grabs you hand and puts it on his thighs, making your hand grip them.
Yan light who looks at you for a reaction, but you were STILL not bothering to look at him,
yan light who was pissed and sassy at you the whole night, turning his back to you and huffing, furrowed eyebrows
"hey, aren't ya gonna hug me? im cold"
Yan light who scoffs but turns around and begins to cuddle you, head between your boobies, forgetting why he was mad in the first place
yan light who wants to cut handcuffs on both you and him so you'll NEVER be seprated from him, literally wanting to bawl and cry at the thought of him without you
yan light who feels like he cant breath without you
yan light who literally thinks about the worst thing happening to you when you dont answer his call or text within a minute, about to start pulling at his hair and chewing on his nails with a crazy look on his face
yan light who memorizes your voice, the way you walk, the way you eat, the way you clean and everything just because hes that obsessed over you
yan light who is so close to using his death note on misa just because she managed to small talk you, glaring at her with such hatred you would think she killed his dog or sum
yan light who always making sure he holds the door open for your and giving you snacks when you dont have any
yan light who buys you things you've been recently talking about, telling you he deserves a kiss for what he did for u
yan light who is ur jealous lil wife <333
SOMEONE HELP NO MORE REQUEST P<LS ITS LIKE I SOLD MY FUCKIGN SOUL OMG I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START ATTHIS POINT
JKJK SEND REQUESTS IF U WANT
#yandere x reader#yanderemalexreader#clingy yandere#soft yandere#tw yandere#yandere blog#yandere boyfriend#yandere x darling#yandere male#yandere#yandere light yagami#yandere death note#destinys worksss<333
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INKTOBER-DAY 7: Love - song inspo: Love Love Love by The Mountain Goats
first of all- @forgettable-au fanart!
second of all. :D iβm bouta get so violent GOD THEY KILL ME SO MUCH okay rant time
THEY WERE JUST KIIIIDSSSUHHH I DEMAND a gacha youtube video made by a 12 year old where younger Sans and Wingdings react to the comics/present day them
Also- I SERIOUSLY doubt theres ever gonna actually be a scene like this in the comics for a lot of reasons BUT IF IT DIIIDDD, DUDES. Id never recover. id be done for. cast away. dead.
The main idea is, HEY! How. Would Gaster feel. About seeing SANS AGAIN. CAUSE I DONβT KNOW.
I DONβT KNOW HOW THINGS ENDED, I ASSUME BADLY- SO I DONβT EVEN HAVE THE VAGUEST IDEA, AND IT HURTS EVERY PART OF MY BRAIN AND SOUL AND HEART AND BRAIN AND
and also if Sans knew that THATS was what his βbrotherβ is nowβ¦ IS GASTER EVEN CONSIDERED HIS BROTHER ANYMORE?? I FEEL BAD FOR SANS RIGHT NOW HES GOT LIKE 3 BROTHERS AND 2 OF THEM ARE DEAD AND THE OTHER IS DEAD ONLY SOMETIMES AND ALSO THEYβRE ALL KINDA THE SAME PERSON also I miss sans in the comics :((
Theres a lots of ways this interaction could go down, and SO many ways it could be written poorly, SO IM NOT EVEN GONNA TRY TO SCRIPT THAT just go for the good ol 1 frame and let you fill in the blanks with your own angst ridden decrepit minds.
ALSO TOMORROWS PROMPT IS βREINCARNATIONβ AND I AM SCARED OF WHAT IM GONNA COOK BUT ITLL MOST DEFINITELY BE MORE FANART
okay im sad now, time for an extra silly unfinished comic I made a bit ago after wondering where their parents were
Moms asking for more money to fund her online gambling addiction
also- does Wingdings also have the googley eyes or is that just Papyrus?
#undertale#undertale fanart#forgettable au#forgettable au fanart#undertale au#I hate them so much/aff
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Hello there! hope your day is going good and if not I hope it gets better.
I was wondering if I could request a scenario (you can do headcanon format) Where Mc is in a life or death because a lower demon is about to kill them and Mc actually kills the lower demon with their own magic. how would the undatables react/comfort Mc after they killed someone because their life was in danger.
Thank you in advance if you do decide to write and make sure to stay hydrated!
hi there! i can do that :)
hope you're having a great day too <3 just drank water with a liquid iv in it so hopefully im super hydrated now haha. i've had a bit of a sore throat for the past few days now so i've been really chugging water better than i usually have which says a lot! love me my 30 oz water bottle that goes everywhere with me
enjoy!
Undatables react to Mc killing a lower demon while defending themself
Diavolo
he's very proud of you but quickly goes on high alert
you've never seen him more serious
he's doing all sorts of things such as upping security measures and looking into the background of the now deceased demon to ensure your safety and to make sure there wasn't anything more behind the attack
he makes sure to give you a huge hug and lets you know exactly how he feels <3
Barbatos
if you hadn't killed them, he would've finished the job for you
since there's no work there for him to do, he'll be taking a visit to see that demon's relatives in the near future
in the meantime, he'll help you unwind and try to take your mind off it
perhaps a tea party with all your favorite treats and little d's there, if you'd like :)
Simeon
he won't ask questions and he'll heal you no matter what
even if you didn't get very hurt, he insists you stay under his care for a little bit
you'll get the best bedside care and soup ever
let him dote on you, it'll make him feel better too knowing you're safe in his arms <3
Luke
he's immediately freaking out
what do you mean a lower demon tried to kill you!!!
100% in tears and refuses to let you out of death grip hug he has on you
the next day, he gifts you an amulet with an angelic blessing on it and asks you to carry it everywhere with you. doesn't care if that means the brothers can't get anywhere near you now. better for him that way anyways haha
Solomon
he's very impressed!
gah they grow up so fast. it felt like just yesterday he gave you the nickname of his apprentice
deep underneath his gushing, he's worried but he knows that you're capable
even goes as far as to give a few little tips for the future. love at it's finest haha
Mephisto
he's furious with himself that he even let you get in that situation
he almost feels as if he's failed you, but he tries to hold up a facade of nonchalantness
it won't take much coaxing to break down this barrier and see how upset he actually is
if you notice him being extra loving in the next week or so, try not to comment on it but accept his affections
Thirteen
she's with you as much as she can be, but she knows it's just impossible to be by your side all the time
she's angry at herself and the now dead lower demon because that window of time when she's away is never very large
but, she knows you are more than strong enough to take care of yourself if it wasn't already apparent before
she'll make excuse after excuse to be with you until she eventually just spills the beans. she really cares about you <33
Raphael
he's gonna check you at least three times over to make sure you're alright
but right after he almost scolds you, in a loving way
he tells you he should've been the one to do it and that he should've been by your side
he was just very nervous he could've lost you, but is so proud of how you stood up for yourself <3
#obey me#obey me!#obey me x reader#obey me thirteen#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me raphael#obey me mephisto#obey me solomon#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me! shall we date
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OKAY SO
since yall wanted me to talk more about this Demon!Uzi and Hunter/Exorcist!N,V,J au I'm just gonna write down my ideas here just to get them out of my head-
thanks to @purrple-bat for helping with some of the ideas :D
some details may be nsfw cuz i mentioned it previously so that's your content warningπ
also there may be plot holes and its not fully complete or whatever im just trying to get this out of my head π main ship is NUziV // ViolentBitingBiscuits
the Au is an urban setting- not a forest and fantasy dnd kinda thing-
Tessa is the leader of several groups of teams that are demon hunters and exorcists.
J, V and N are in the same team and those are their codenames.
Uzi is a halfie, with Khan as the human parent and Nori as the demon parent. they are referred to as "Changelings" too.
Uzi cannot be exorcised from her demon side or she will become a mindless unresponsive zombie. methods have still not been found on how to exorcise these demons and disabling their powers without killing them, mostly due to the lack of anyone caring.
Demons feed on different things related to humans, mostly their emotions, with a heavy preference on fear, pain, anguish and etc
some more bolder demons will kill or drink blood of humans but even in the demons society that's a taboo and if any leads are traced back to you being a demon, you will be eliminated by your own kind before the humans can get to you.
Uzi was caught by accident, fully blended in as a human.
She's cheeky and likes making humans miserable and playing around with them, but she's not really one of the threatening ones, she doesn't want to or care about hurting them.
Doll is a full demon and is kinda like a sister figure to Uzi [but not really cuz sometimes they f-], always advising her to get away from humans and she might end up getting hurt or some shit.
Nori has multiple lovers, she feeds off the love and lust but she considers it a just a treat, she's actually one of the most powerful demons around and absolutely loves feeding off of nightmares, trauma, horror and dread. she does have a soft spot for khan tho as her only human lover. khan is generally just dumb for loving a demon as his wife. smh
Nori is a high ranked demon meaning she could share her energy with other demons if any of them would want to pass as normal humans and just live in society. also could send out demons to capture or punish one of their own for breaking rules.
Uzi starts out weak but upon capture, bluffs a lot about how powerful she is and that she likes to play around with them.
They keep Uzi to get information out of her about other demons.
On attempts at getting away she does end up getting closer to N.
Uzi likes feeding on misery and angst but the genuineness of Ns affections made her thirsty for more.
She ends up also getting closer to V from bantering and sometimes talking about stuff and etc and sometimes sparring and fights when she attempts to escape. N saves V at one point before Uzi did some real damage. V grew to actually respect her more after that.
Uzi was let go after a while since they checked and she wasn't really at a power level to threat anyone [much to Uzi's resentment that she could be powerful if she wanted to >:( ]
Hunters and exorcists have magical seals hacked into their bodies for protection. their arms have these symbols that can be used as weapons that appear in translucent shapes like claws and shields and swords. 5 pair of vertical eyes appear above their heads and a glowing X marks their face when they are using their powers- marking that the demon cannot get into their heads. their eyes glow gold once using their powers despite the original color of their eyes.
the same kind of powers and seals appear on demons but they don't hack it into their bodies, they gain it with ranks. demons have human forms and demon forms, changelings are just weaker from the beginning. unless they are possessed...
V and N start giving Uzi "treats" whenever she helps them out in catching more dangerous demons. this ranges from kisses, bites, their blood toooooo more intimate stuff :3 at first this starts out as an idea to get her to talk but after a while V couldn't help but to feel affection towards this pint sized little gremlin.
Uzi gets overwhelmed when she is showered with affection by being in the middle of V and N, she is touch and affection starved and she gets easily addicted to it, wanting to claim the two as her own.
V and N putting seals on Uzi that makes her enjoy their touches and intimacy more but edging her and keeping her from releasing until she gives them the info they need. Uzi probably would tell them the info anyway- she just likes to see how far she could handle the two before she breaks into a begging, pleading mess.
Uzi purrs and does everything in her power to keep anyone from finding out...
Drinking demon blood makes Hunters gain more power, and drinking human blood makes demons feel pleasure and ecstasy as well as gaining more power, especially if the human is a hunter/magic user.
Uzis wings are sensitive and she likes to clean them with a wet cloth. N and V like to help her with this. and her tail mouth too lol.
The demons have a hellish demon sect that even they all fear... i think you can guess who the head of it is...
Aaaaand i think thats all for now idk. bye- //exploads
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